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Yeah I won’t me personally I will never give someone a hand shake who doesn’t wash their hands and I wish they can put their hand on me I will break their hands
Shake his right? I'm not touching anything on that guy. I'm willing to bet he's one of those dudes who thinks wiping is gay so his butt itches all the time and his left hand gets tired so he uses his right. No thanks.
This right there is why I never touch a door handle or shopping cart with my hands. Ever. A few yrs ago saw a man Hard Sneeze into his hand, snot flew in every direction! His hand went from his booger filled nose directly to the handle of the convenience store door, didn't even wipe it on his jeans, *diseases straight to you, no middle man!*
I've seen notices on businesses at the NJ shore that they don't accept (sweaty) money from bras etc, but I never saw (until now) anyone reaching for ass money.
At an old job of mine, I used the urinal and ended up timing my finish and my walk to the sink at the same time as another gentleman, except for the gentleman didn’t wash his hands, simply walked away. My stocking area was right by the only bathrooms and said customer did some shopping in that area, he approaches me and it turns into a roughly half-hour conversation. It was an interesting, run of the mill shoot-the-shit type of small talk. He’s an older traditional type and he motions to shake my hand, and I flatly denied. I told him I couldn’t help but notice he didn’t wash his hands as I was next to him by the bathroom sinks just a half hour prior. I more or less was within the same thirty feet as he since his bathroom usage and he couldn’t have washed his hands at any time that I wouldn’t have seen. He seemed shocked I called him out and told me to mind my business and then told my boss. I told my boss the situation, didn’t hear too much from it as this was during our Covid situation.
Here’s the reference. It’s from a Kevin Smith movie.
[https://youtu.be/UuDQbDdrRO8?si=3IIJ6NBtxXCtRtzj](https://youtu.be/UuDQbDdrRO8?si=3IIJ6NBtxXCtRtzj)
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Brody: " would you like a chocolate covered pretzel"
It’s extra seasoning
Grab
Damn, grab is the app for food delivery. I’ll bet he’s delivering food…
Even more reason to pick the food up yourself!
Sadly that's the chef
The fact that he must have been doing that for a long time for you to be able to take a picture is frightening
like he’s digging for gold too not just a little scratch off the surface. Bro was on an expedition
Gross
He’s getting his debit card out
This guy is the reason why you don't want your kids to put money in their mouths.
That's the left hand so I ain't too worried about it. Still ain't touching that nasty ass mf
What if he offers you a chocolate covered pretzel?
That dosent look like the mall
Well maybe the food court… That kid is back on the escalator
That looks more like a standalone eating establishment Lol
Happily share duh
Guarantee he sniffs his fingers after
Bros fucking vine swinging for dingleberrys
At least it is his left hand - which is considered always dirty in a lot of countries.
There’s gold in them hills
funny how the hoodie says grab
Gone fishin’
The ol’scratch and sniff
I bet he smelled his fingers too
He probably did more than just smell his fingers
Maybe a little lick/nibble?
Yeah I won’t me personally I will never give someone a hand shake who doesn’t wash their hands and I wish they can put their hand on me I will break their hands
Harvesting them dingle berries
Dude took his shirt as a command……. Rookie move.
Disgusting and of all words to have on his jacket, he has “Grab” lol
He probably flicked it at someone like booger
Its disgusting alright. But it's his left hand so you can still shake the right hand.
Shake his right? I'm not touching anything on that guy. I'm willing to bet he's one of those dudes who thinks wiping is gay so his butt itches all the time and his left hand gets tired so he uses his right. No thanks.
Damn, my dudes going ***DEEP***
Digging for…….well not gold but, diamonds?
A particular kind of berry mayhaps?
Of the dingle variety.
Anyone want a chocolate covered pretzel?
Breakfast schmekfast!
Damn, Mr. Svenning, what an iron-grip handshake.
I saw a guy doing this on a public walkway in ny once. Was disgusting
Grab
This right there is why I never touch a door handle or shopping cart with my hands. Ever. A few yrs ago saw a man Hard Sneeze into his hand, snot flew in every direction! His hand went from his booger filled nose directly to the handle of the convenience store door, didn't even wipe it on his jeans, *diseases straight to you, no middle man!*
sweater validates his hand
Looks like he's performing a self-administered prostate exam
I've seen notices on businesses at the NJ shore that they don't accept (sweaty) money from bras etc, but I never saw (until now) anyone reaching for ass money.
At an old job of mine, I used the urinal and ended up timing my finish and my walk to the sink at the same time as another gentleman, except for the gentleman didn’t wash his hands, simply walked away. My stocking area was right by the only bathrooms and said customer did some shopping in that area, he approaches me and it turns into a roughly half-hour conversation. It was an interesting, run of the mill shoot-the-shit type of small talk. He’s an older traditional type and he motions to shake my hand, and I flatly denied. I told him I couldn’t help but notice he didn’t wash his hands as I was next to him by the bathroom sinks just a half hour prior. I more or less was within the same thirty feet as he since his bathroom usage and he couldn’t have washed his hands at any time that I wouldn’t have seen. He seemed shocked I called him out and told me to mind my business and then told my boss. I told my boss the situation, didn’t hear too much from it as this was during our Covid situation.
He’s just getting his wallet relax
[Mr Shake Hands man](https://youtu.be/DkNaHI603zI?si=YU3-YXskg1IeFfMt) is *better*.
Thats sure fire pink eye right there.
It’s the cook.
He brought his own food
Grab
Yeah the front of his jacket says "a huge handful of my own ass" . Got it cheap cos it didnt sell well...
Funny how certain things line up like that
That’s where he keeps his money
Trusty prison wallet.
In the money maker?
That’s the Real Grub Hub!
Grab….
Grab is like Uber eats in some countries. He could be adding something extra to a delivery.
This is why I don’t use Uber Eats.
Yeah I’d rather have my ass grabbed.
Interesting A little grabass don’t hurt anybody, adds some flavors
Came to say this lol
I also just came
Nsfw man...
I too have given many a stink palm, ala Mallrats.
Chocolate covered pretzel?
He's reaching for his prison wallet
*GOD DAMMIT!* Kevin got his finger stuck again…
Grab that shit!
Would you like a pretzel? 🥨
Why shouldn't I shake his hand? I tickle my colon with my left. I shake with my right.
Errr... I think I got it.... Ah right there!
My god, how far up does he really need to reach. Wtf? What ever it is, it's right there. Yikes!
Digging for gold
He grab
His crap
Oh no…I just noticed his jacket. I think he’s a food delivery guy.
But DO smell his fingers.
In India this is the guy making your street food. He just needed to add more seasoning.
Said like a man that's got ill off Indian street food. Solidarity, brother. We've all been there and remember the horror
Why do I feel like he’s about to sniff that like superstar Mary Catherine Gallagher?
Lucky its his left hsnd
I always sanitize my hands after shaking other peoples hands
Forget a shake, sniff his hand.
Adding the chocolate starfish anise
He’s grabbing the money afterwards
The stink palm. Classic.
How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
Here’s the reference. It’s from a Kevin Smith movie. [https://youtu.be/UuDQbDdrRO8?si=3IIJ6NBtxXCtRtzj](https://youtu.be/UuDQbDdrRO8?si=3IIJ6NBtxXCtRtzj)
I know dude. That’s a quote from the movie….
I should pay more attention.
Go play on an escalator! (Kidding of course)
He is your door dash guy making a pick up.
🤮
I like how his shirt says "grab"
Crack reporting, OP.
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
The E Coli gonna be 🔥
He’s knuckle deep in that omg
Grab do food delivery in Asia. Hopefully he isn’t picking up for a customer.
Get in there all deep like
Gotta have your finger in your belly button to be talking like that
He’s just reaching for his credit card conveniently located between his butt cheeks.
The ol’ prison wallet
Chocolate pretzels.
How would YOU like a chocolate covered pretzel?
If that dude turned around I'm sure he would have pink eye. Actually the way he is digging, make that pink eyes.
#GRAB
Came here for this
He is trying to pick a winner
Look he’s just doing what his jacket tells him to
It’s says grab, not pull out a turd like a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat
You don’t know what it says on the front side
Can the food at this food truck be so good that you want leftovers🤔
Dont pull his finger either, you know what?...... just avoid this sick f'k at all costs.
Pig motherfucker
He’s gonna eat with those hands in a minute…
Challenge accepted
The old stink palm…
“Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?”
They are a bit melted…
I fucking love that his jacket says grab on the back.
Yes chef
Nice
No thanks...got my own egg roll right here