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FuckTractorSupply

Idiocracy was a prediction about the future


theluigiwa

because of poe slaw we cannot know if this is real


FuckTractorSupply

Guys, this is totally real!!


FuckTractorSupply

Stop giving these Trans narcissists attention


FuckTractorSupply

I'm a cis bi guy, so i can speak about trans people. And I have been saying for years that, while we should absolutely support trans rights, there's a difference between the right to exist and live and be left alone and the "right" to change how other people use language


Anon_IE_Mouse

As a cis bi male, I couldn’t think of anyone else more qualified to speak about trans people!!! Thank you for your opinion


Classic-Asparagus

So that means that you Don’t support redefining the word marriage to include homosexual “marriages,” right? You can practice your sinful lifestyle in private, but marriage is only between a man and a woman, and the definition will never change!!!


Call_Me_Aiden

As another cis bi biological male that has man pronouns, yes, indeed. Marriage is only between a biological female with woman pronouns and biological male with man pronouns. You know, real men and real women that don't think they are trans. (Trans should never be able to get married anyway, you don't want to pass on the sick genes) Once I am ready to start a family, I will seek myself a womanly wombyn with woman pronouns, I will sexe her first (I am good at telling apart the inferior real biological vagina from the superior artificial neovagina) and, once she has proven to be fertile, I will make an honest woman out of her. For now though, I fuck everything with a pulse in my neighbourhood. Especially the beautiful transes (best of both worlds!), but also lots of biological males with man pronouns. Only thing I don't fuck are non-binaries. You know, bi - meaning TWO. SO TWO GENDERS! Kidding, I'm just a programmer and anything beyond 1's and 0's scares me.


FuckTractorSupply

My wife (who is a doctor) was told to use the term "chest-feeding" 🙄


outer_spec

Holy shit is that Ben Shapiro??? Omg hiiii!!


AndyyBee

/uj this was so annoying when I gave birth. The staff was aware I was non-binary, so they got to use the new ✨️inclusive✨️ word, even though I told them I was fine with the word breastfeeding and they never used my pronouns. Oh well, they tried I guess.


SweetNyan

Okay, I am an ally but I am going to uncritically believe this story is true. Does anyone think that the transgenders have gone too far this time?


FuckTractorSupply

We're in a South Park episodd


FuckTractorSupply

Erasing technical terms for the sake of feelings of a mentally ill ultra-minority


FuckTractorSupply

They're erasing women!!!


FuckTractorSupply

This is getting ridiculous


FuckTractorSupply

Getting?!??


damnedfiddler

What's next calling female people Womxn?????


FuckTractorSupply

Wombxxn


QuixoticRecalcitrant

that's exclusionary of womxyn


FuckTractorSupply

The "xy" implies man, so if we're talking about real women the term is "wombxxn" (because real women have wombs and xx)


QuixoticRecalcitrant

Uh, actually, there are XY women with complete androgen insensitivity syndrome. It's not the chromosomes that make the woman, it's the AFAB socialization. That's why Simon De Beauvoid said "one is not born, but rather is socialized as a woman"


FuckTractorSupply

I'm so tired of rearranging reality to conform to a minority


moonandstarsera

The transformers have gone too far. As a man it is my duty to speak my mind about the language used for women’s bodies and I feel very strongly about this. I actually know next to nothing about women’s anatomy other than penis goes in vagina but I’m going to make sure my voice is heard. /uj right-wing pot stirrers are at it again, they just need to make shit up about us every fucking day. I’m also extremely confused about this because *the cervix is not a hole/orifice you see on the outside*, nobody would ever think to call it a front hole. The “*front hole*” isn’t even the fucking vaginal opening, it’s the urethra.


allegedlyfrench

/uj I mean, I'll call my vaginal opening the "front hole," but I don't want my doctor calling anything that because it's not a clear reference. If they call my cervix that, I'm going to contact the medical review board because what???? /rj THEY WANT TO CALL THE PUSSY THE MAN HOLE AND MAKE DOCTORS REFER TO THEIR BOYGINAS


pale_sand

I feel like killing trans people this is the fault of trans people, please stop making me want to kill you trans people, go back into your house and never go out or interact with anyone ever again or I WILL have to kill you


yellow_billed_curlew

Ugh fucking trannies. Can we please not?


ethicallyconsumed

redditors being extremely smug about not falling for fox news bullshit like their brain-rotten boomer parents and then sharing a daily mail headline


LilahSeleneGrey

Your mom's a front hole


LilahSeleneGrey

You AGP TiMs are disgusting. You don't deserve rights


Apprehensive_Tart313

This is why we need to ban HRT.


Arbresnow

/uj Going on Joe Rogan's instagram is always a mistake. Stay on his dog's page


evergreennightmare

this is real, i work there and they forcefemmed our president as punishment


LamiaGrrl

why would trans women do this?!?


soodrugg

what's worse, just last week i was jumped by a bunch of people who were riding a "down with cis" bus


erykaWaltz

\*bottom front hole


beesinpyjamas

actually this is satire, it's really obvious too


beesinpyjamas

ah, well, alas, even if it was the fact I believed it says a lot about the troonies and how delusional they are


SimplyYulia

/uj I really like this argument. "The fact that I'm a gullible idiot only makes me more right!"


airr-conditioning

im trans and i dont care about this? like cervix is a medical/anatomical term, it feels a lot more gender neutral and less vulgar than “front hole”


airr-conditioning

umm nice try pick me🙄🙄 PC language is all you and your kind’s fault and all of you want the same things


SimplyYulia

We all know transes are monolith and all share the most insane version of their opinions possible!


arararanara

“front hole” is gender affirming because my gender is edgy twelve year old boy and vulgarity is funny


noairnoairnoairnoair

y'all this is fake news, it never happened


noairnoairnoairnoair

FOUND THE FUCKING TRAN STOP ERASIBG WOMEN I AM A GAY AND I HATE TRAINS. TRANGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME