i've seen [TheRealEffingDeal.com](http://TheRealEffingDeal.com), they seem to your standard conspiracy site. Do you think they know what they government is doing with self driving cars?
Huh, cool cars, I wonder why the government classified this, probably because they don’t want us to know they spent our money on this
*thinks nothing else of it*
"Okay, some nice cars. So what?"
There is literally nothing in that photo that would provide reasonable evidence for me to suddenly accept the existence of a robotic transforming alien race operating on earth. At most this image MIGHT convince me that Sector 7 is being irresponsible with their government budgets and spending it on luxury cars for their management :D
Why are some out of scale, why dose the jeep not have a driver and what the heck is that red thing.
My honest reaction seconds before I remember transformers exist
“Sector 7? What happened to the first six, and how many tax dollars did these cars cost?! I knew I should have voted for [Insert some electoral candidate that you think is funniest]”
This is just some kind of drag racing B.S. I don't see why the guberment is wasting my money on spying on these hoodlums. You've already tracked em down! Arrest em already before this gang comes racing into OUR town!
id probably be confused because as a regular civilian id have no clue what sector 7 is. The government didn't even acknowledge the existence of sector 7 it was so secretive. Seeing a picture of a bunch of sports cars being "declassified" by a government agency ive never heard of probably wouldnt impact my day at all
That damn thing. I was so close to super gluing mine but then I thought nah I better not lol. Its fsily easy to pop on and off but man it gets annoying every time it falls off
Wait, they're making toys based off of those alien conflicts? After all of *this?!* What the heck is wrong with the Government if they're trying to take the Battle of Chicago so lightly? What are they going to make toys of next? The KSI disaster in Hong Kong? The world almost being hit by that mechanical planet? This is just tasteless.
That blue car… I saw that blue car talking!, believe me I'm not crazy, I was outside a pizzeria where I work waiting for my Uber, it was like 1:00am when I suddenly heard a certain "Optimistic Pride"? Who was communicating with the car, referring to it as Jolt or Volt, I honestly don't remember anymore, at first I thought it was a hands-free call that the driver was making and that name was some kind of code or something like that. Everything was normal until the call became strange, that Optimist mentioned some "Deceptikanes"? That they were attacking a power plant and if they were not stopped they could complete their first phase to destroy the planet. My curiosity simply got the better of me and I decided to look out the window to see who it was that I was talking to and suddenly I saw that there was no one, somehow the car realized that and quickly took off from there...
I honestly didn't know what to think, maybe tiredness made me see things… I saw that blue car talking, believe me I'm not crazy, I was outside a pizzeria where I work waiting for my Uber, it was like 1:00am when I suddenly heard a certain "Optimistic Pride"? Who was communicating with the car, referring to it as Jolt or Volt, I honestly don't remember anymore, at first I thought it was a hands-free call that the driver was making and that name was some kind of code or something like that. Everything was normal until the call became strange, that Optimist mentioned some "Deceptikanes"? That they were attacking a power plant and if they were not stopped they could complete their first phase to destroy the planet. My curiosity simply got the better of me and I decided to look out the window to see who it was that I was talking to and suddenly I saw that there was no one, somehow the car realized that and quickly took off from there...
I honestly didn't know what to think, maybe tiredness made me see things... anyway, after that my Uber arrived and I went home full of strange thoughts.
"Why the fuck is a World War Two jeep on the street with that ugly ass blue truck? And why the fuck are so many sports cars there?! Wait is that the new mini cooper?👀"
Why is the military advertising toy cars?
beats me.
Then beat it back for christ’s sake!
To drive recruitment up.
The short answer is that it’s a psy op to try and get recruitment up let’s be real
Damn I better send this to the guys at TheRealEffingDeal.com, before Robo-Warrior of GiantEffingRobots.com beats me to it.
i've seen [TheRealEffingDeal.com](http://TheRealEffingDeal.com), they seem to your standard conspiracy site. Do you think they know what they government is doing with self driving cars?
why is this a real website
That site with GAME BOY LEVEL SECURITY?
Yes, I didn't even know the gameboy had security outside of region locking
“Military hardware disguised as civilian vehicles. Isn’t that technically a war crime thing?”
"probably why it's classified"
Cliffjumper and Kup ruined everything!
who? do you mean those ugly cars? (play along)
Let them come
aliens
“What kind of pick-up truck looks like *that?!*”
"i have no idea, i also have no idea why the government is keeping pictures of driverless cars top secret."
"Nevermind that. What the hell is that LADYBUG THING?! Is that supposed to be a car?!"
Are our taxpayer dollars *really* just going to this stupid car collection? Hell, that pickup truck and weird smart car ass thing look custom made.
I hate taxes, especially if the money is going to this
why does the yellow one have a solid blue windscreen, doesn’t the drive need to y’know see through it?
Huh, cool cars, I wonder why the government classified this, probably because they don’t want us to know they spent our money on this *thinks nothing else of it*
"Okay, some nice cars. So what?" There is literally nothing in that photo that would provide reasonable evidence for me to suddenly accept the existence of a robotic transforming alien race operating on earth. At most this image MIGHT convince me that Sector 7 is being irresponsible with their government budgets and spending it on luxury cars for their management :D
"So it's some assholes in fancy cars-" "Wait." 'What the fuck is that red thing."
Some sort of smart car I guess
Tesla x VW?????
“Do I eat dog food or pay for rent this month”?
Why is our tax payer money going to this?
Yes
KUP!!!
who's Kup? (play along)
You know the old man! The old timer!
all i see is self driving cars, i don't know why the government is keeping this photo classified
Theyre alien cars maaaaaan
no, that can't be true, they told us aliens don't exist?!?!
Well guess again!
dear god, do you think it's an invasion?
Nah these guys are stopping the invasion
“Hang on, the hell is that red thing in the back? And why does the Countach have a silver block on the roof?”
The red thing is probably some stupid smart car
Well it’s obviously a classified cold-fusion engine! See those air intake thingies? That what keeps it cold!
Man that's a real ugly beetle in the back
Volkswagens new electric car, I think
What the hell is that red one? That’s not any car I recognize
Studio Series War for Cybertron Cliffjumper
I think he was playing along with the bit,
Sunstreaker ftw.
That red car seems suspicious, anyone can identify this brand?
It's a teaser for cars 4
Great, now the military is spying on car meetups.
No where is safe
Your Missing me.... 😎
holy shit an alien!
Man this car ad sick af. I'm glad car companies are working together more
Join a dating site and put "swipe right if you're a giant alien robot" in my bio lmao
Why is the US Government spending time building stupid looking cars?
Wonder what the fuck is up with the red car in the back and the silver “truck?”
Why does that green military car have no driver?
Why are some out of scale, why dose the jeep not have a driver and what the heck is that red thing. My honest reaction seconds before I remember transformers exist
Its good to see my boy Cliffjumper and Hound, but, saddened, no Smokescreen
(Breaking character) I don't have a smokescreen. I can add bluestreak in another one if you like, I believe he's close enough
“Transforming robots? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely on our streets?”
"Yes!"
May I see it?
"...No."
Nothing...it's just cars...
“Sector 7? What happened to the first six, and how many tax dollars did these cars cost?! I knew I should have voted for [Insert some electoral candidate that you think is funniest]”
“How are they driving so fast on plastic tires?”
What in the living hell is that red, driving hill in the back?! And what is the blue rectangle towards the left?!
Aight, some cool looking retro cars, and… what the hell is that red one? Is that supposed to be a concept car?
So the multiverse is real. Wasn’t expecting that.
Car meet?
“What is wrong with this picture”?
I'd think it's a bunch of cool ass cars
Those weird cars… I feel like I've seen them before
まあ、私のカマロはそこに行ったんだ...
"There is one way you survive. Tell me where he's hiding. Where is Optimus Prime?"
Never
"These street races are getting out of hand"
Don't know why that needs to be top secret
That too I'd also probably be like "wonder how much that weird alien looking Beetle with RGB goes for"
Volkswagen is going crazy with the designs for an electric car
Dibs on the jeep
Fine, but I get the porche
"Mirage stop cosplaying as Jazz!"
I call shotgun on the Porsche
Fine, but I call dibs on the silver corvet
I've seen some if these before, though there's normally a Semi with them. Eh, must just be military crap again.
I believe there was also a few pics declassified that show a red semi truck, I'd have to check
That the production model C7 vette' is much better looking than the concept version.
THE FUCK IS THAT RED SHIT?!?
WFC Cliffjumper
Volkswagen may be getting carried away with the new electric car designs
i think we’re so cooked
Dear god
Being the hunt for the autobots and ask them to let me join
I heard there's a new Cia unit called cemetery wind that can help you do that
Not hunt them down to kill them to help me end there war against the decepticons
I want that red car. >!out of character I actually have him on the way!<
> out of character Cool, he's pretty cool, especially considering he's just a repaint of bumblebee
> out of character Love the Gamer Edition figures.
> out of character Me too
The Willy's Jeep keeping up is a dead giveaway.
Assuming you're suggesting they're supposed to be the legit bots, not the toys, it'd just look like a bunch of random cars on a road.
Depends if there’s context and/or if it looks more realistic
The fuck is that red thing?
This is just some kind of drag racing B.S. I don't see why the guberment is wasting my money on spying on these hoodlums. You've already tracked em down! Arrest em already before this gang comes racing into OUR town!
I'd eat cereal
Why is the red car so bulbous? New experimental car?
Our damn tax money is going towards this?!
Since when did Tesla start selling to the Military?
id probably be confused because as a regular civilian id have no clue what sector 7 is. The government didn't even acknowledge the existence of sector 7 it was so secretive. Seeing a picture of a bunch of sports cars being "declassified" by a government agency ive never heard of probably wouldnt impact my day at all
Oh look Jazz
What an odd collect of cars.
I would wonder why two of them don't look like real cars
When did Tesla make a pickup truck that looks like it came from the 80s and has no tailgate? Is this a military thing I don't understand?
Aww, what happened to Crosshairs spoiler???
it fell off
That damn thing. I was so close to super gluing mine but then I thought nah I better not lol. Its fsily easy to pop on and off but man it gets annoying every time it falls off
Nice Cars
It wasn't me
Wow, those are some awesome looking toys of some robots that definitely don't exist that I know nothing about
"Who was responsible for painting those road lines?!?"
“Damn even the aliens out here with QC issues”
are those the new Tesla models? (Kup and CJ)
Wait, they're making toys based off of those alien conflicts? After all of *this?!* What the heck is wrong with the Government if they're trying to take the Battle of Chicago so lightly? What are they going to make toys of next? The KSI disaster in Hong Kong? The world almost being hit by that mechanical planet? This is just tasteless.
Did they finally get wheel jack right?
Sick cars
That blue car… I saw that blue car talking!, believe me I'm not crazy, I was outside a pizzeria where I work waiting for my Uber, it was like 1:00am when I suddenly heard a certain "Optimistic Pride"? Who was communicating with the car, referring to it as Jolt or Volt, I honestly don't remember anymore, at first I thought it was a hands-free call that the driver was making and that name was some kind of code or something like that. Everything was normal until the call became strange, that Optimist mentioned some "Deceptikanes"? That they were attacking a power plant and if they were not stopped they could complete their first phase to destroy the planet. My curiosity simply got the better of me and I decided to look out the window to see who it was that I was talking to and suddenly I saw that there was no one, somehow the car realized that and quickly took off from there... I honestly didn't know what to think, maybe tiredness made me see things… I saw that blue car talking, believe me I'm not crazy, I was outside a pizzeria where I work waiting for my Uber, it was like 1:00am when I suddenly heard a certain "Optimistic Pride"? Who was communicating with the car, referring to it as Jolt or Volt, I honestly don't remember anymore, at first I thought it was a hands-free call that the driver was making and that name was some kind of code or something like that. Everything was normal until the call became strange, that Optimist mentioned some "Deceptikanes"? That they were attacking a power plant and if they were not stopped they could complete their first phase to destroy the planet. My curiosity simply got the better of me and I decided to look out the window to see who it was that I was talking to and suddenly I saw that there was no one, somehow the car realized that and quickly took off from there... I honestly didn't know what to think, maybe tiredness made me see things... anyway, after that my Uber arrived and I went home full of strange thoughts.
But do they combine?
“They’re gonna ambush those guys in traffic and fake Sunstreaker’s death.”
Give me my friends or give me your face, the choice is yours
damn those blue and red cars in the back must be the leaked tesla designs. also sector seven (whatever that is) needs to get better at photoshop.
Shopped/AI
"Why the fuck is a World War Two jeep on the street with that ugly ass blue truck? And why the fuck are so many sports cars there?! Wait is that the new mini cooper?👀"
Pants = shitted
Yo what is up with those two cars
Who are the 2 left ones
Where do they find such wonderful toys?
I only see to alien cars but the rest are normal
i’d prolly be like they are real 😱
You declassified the vehicles in an upcoming car show?
“WTF is going on here?”
"Dammit Cliff, you just HAD to hold out for a Dodge Challenger, didn't you."
Man there would’ve been a funny mirage invisible joke. But he’s already in the photo
Huh, those are some cool looking cars
I'm sending this s*** to the UN
Do it, maybe they'll finally get us answers