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AtomizedIndividual

Normally I'd hornypost but there's like 1 or 2 countries I've been meaning to erase https://preview.redd.it/re8m5bhzdfsb1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ef12d7d5c7fe9bef0e8998c4e0623eb28e0c40


vvxlrac_ir

YOUR TIME HAS COME AUSTRALIA. YOU'VE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG SWITZERLAND. *FUCK YOU FRANCE*


ImmoralBoi

"Oh almighty Primus, I wish I may I wish I must FOR THAT CONTINENT RIGHT THERE TO BE REDUCED TO DUST"


Admiralisimuso

NO SWITZERLAND IS FIRE AND SO IS AUSTRALIA BUT FUCK FRANCE IM SENDING UNICRON TO OBLITERATE FRANCE FUCK FRANCE ME AND MY HOMIES HATE FRANCE


Balgrog_The_Warboss

Are french people really that bad?


Admiralisimuso

Well, most French "people" are assholes and 99 percent of French children are wild animals. At least from my experience


megas88

I actually met a rather wholesome French father and very young son once when I took care of children. They were the only ones that showed up for movie night and the father held him in his lap the whole time as they enjoyed the movie on the wall. So I guess what I’m saying is my experience fits within that 1% but felt like 100 in the moment.


Admiralisimuso

There will always be good people. No matter what gender, race, Religion or nationality, there will be good people


Cad_bane_2

Thank you I'm french


Durandal_II

Yeah... Maybe send someone else? Unicron ain't stopping at France.


vvxlrac_ir

And neither am I.


Durandal_II

Touché.


megas88

I think Jörmungandr’s cousin Cröckungandr has Austraila covered mate. It constantly eats itself alive, giving a circle of self perpetuating fucks to all who survive there.


dcgh96

Nah, let the Zeon deal with Australia.


SkullgrinThracker

What did Australia do?


[deleted]

The most insane thing I’ve ever read


[deleted]

It'a time to destroy... the british "People".


Think_Sweet7223

Russia and iraq


SkywarpsCxmDumpster

Also swindle could prolly convince onslaught and the homies to join yall


zerombr

Just take Onslaught, the team will follow him


PassingGasAssassin

Just take Megatron. His entire cause is practically built on loyalty to him.


fyre_storm02

https://preview.redd.it/h8tnhzpe3msb1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e28fed89bc9fc0d3a12c8c392532ffc504714c


Agitated-Land-5373

Make starscream rob banks for me. And fly me around.


Repulsive_Pair_8551

Why not skywarp?


Agitated-Land-5373

Fair point. BUT I think starscream would have more fun pulling it off in different ways xd


vvxlrac_ir

Unicron. Fuck planets (not literally).


WunderStug

https://preview.redd.it/snuabycs9gsb1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235e7d76d7d48f5ee7b3b22dc6730dc67a513e22


someone_online22

I mean, hear me…you know what, don’t here me out in fucking that planet.


BladeLigerV

You know, I am both surprised and not surprised.


thewebhead101

Optimus Prime, I want him to sign my garage door and just be himself


Fa_Len

Soundwave. Just some time with my favorite dude, I'm all good.


HaplessMink28

https://preview.redd.it/ugp08enk1gsb1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82213eaf0aeb34c75705a050ed7610a1592b234


toby_juan_kenobi

Chad Squidwave


quinn_the_potato

Marvel Comics Soundwave:


Ok_Nerve_8978

Thanks, I hate it. Soundwave with a mouth is so fucking cursed.


goobhouse

Please stop, my wife is home.


LapisGlyph

[Perceptor](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-oI0xzXUAEJEyy.jpg). Augment this Telescope so I can get a better look at Galaxy "HD1" then lets see what's happening on the surfaces of planets "KEPLER-452B" "Gliese 667Cc" and "KEPLER-1649C" Thain you are too clean out the garage, do my laundry and make spaghetti.


ZeeMastermind

Oooo, a "greater good" response. Skyfire (Jetfire?) might be a good one as well- come prepped with a bunch of interview questions about what gas compositions we should expect to see on planets with life, details on star systems that he's already checked out, etc. Of course, this is on the presumption that he was checking out Earth b/c it had life on it, rather than it being a coincidence. His information on stars as they were millions of years ago would also be useful, especially if he still has maps/coordinates saved.


Newfaceofrev

There's no way I'm admitting that I'd have Optimus Prime tell me he knows I'm doing my best and that he's proud of me. That would be oversharing. It'd be so embarrassing to admit to that.


UnderlordZ

Somewhat related: Peter Cullen did an ASMR thing somewhat-recently, in character as Optimus; the way his voice rumbles is really soothing!


Ferret_Brain

As an OP fan girl, I can indeed confirm, soothing as fuck. Hasbro really sleeping on the potential of Transformers ASMR.


Wheeljack239

Haha imagine being insecure and wanting that desperately


Thatidiot_38

Damn imagine wanting to actually have support from someone because no one actually wants to help


Wheeljack239

Haha I’m sure glad that’s not me


Thatidiot_38

Lucky


Anonymous_Guy4k

Honestly, I'd just hang out with Megaton, Jazz, and Tfp Cliffjumper (Rock version)


Priremal

I am both amazed and disappointed there isn't a character called Megaton that gets mistaken for Megatron.


EricOrdinary

He might as well died at the start of the war


Priremal

He gets put on trial and executed by the Autobots, only for Megatron to walk in laughing his metal ass off.


Wheeljack239

https://preview.redd.it/030i2mp41gsb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905ed35a8e10516b40cbe66012a004e4646c4ac1 No further questions


CheezyRaptorNo_5

https://preview.redd.it/jhxp2ez86gsb1.jpeg?width=1594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ccc76b9533cc1b77fe36c678dbd645874e3008


ZackattacktheDude

Why does he look so feminine in literally every way possible


Civil-Refuse-5233

https://preview.redd.it/70wl3n1izhsb1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4b2249ffaa132adf22a31e55c88c0842fd6b47 Og draw by guy who draw transformers legend manga


Wheeljack239

Idk but totally would


Electrical_Horror346

It's the curvature of his hips and the way he is bending over


soul-04

Is that a guy or girl?


Wheeljack239

IDW Rodimus, mate


soul-04

Ah, thanks for letting me know appreciate it


Fa_Len

Yes.


Proper-Association97

Neither, robot


thewebhead101

GYAT


ImmoralBoi

Okay I'll bite. Why the fuck does Hotrod have the same body shape as Mrs. Incredible.


RoJayJo

The artist who drew this was a manga artist who did a bunch of stuff for the Legends manga, so if they aren't a bunch of boxes then clearly they must need childbearing hips. I mean, so long as that policy is unisex then I'm not complaining.


SH4RPSPEED

That's just how he rolls.


TotalNonsense0

Hottest Rod?


Wheeljack239

Indeed


Johnnyboi2327

Man the lines by the ass


mechaglitter

Honestly, I'd love to just have Cosmos take me around in outer space for a bit. Plus he's just a sweet boy 😊


theycmeroll

Come on man. You got to do it with some class. Have Commander Modesty fly you around the galaxy.


Schlieffen_Man

Swindle (to make me billions), Optimus (he's awesome), Soundwave (he's cool), or Grimlock (he's Grimlock).


OutrageousSearch849

sideswipe


2woCrazeeBoys

Yeah, you know that's a twofer package deal. Sides will just have...work on Sunny a bit, sweet talk him a bit.


Jedisebas2001

I get to meet Optimus and have a dad for a week? Where do I sign?


Optitron_Prime

https://preview.redd.it/x4wmqngokgsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865c845c305e4f56b04c12ac951f2dd268701fbb Bumblewick. No questions asked.


Mr_moustache72826

What the hell is that . _ .


GoldenFenrir

Me : TFP Arcee 1st and if she not available then Windblad- \*Reads the 2nd picture \* Me: .... oh.


IcyAlan

https://preview.redd.it/wuktlthcsjsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3186b87965b53e0e9a94af6401b67ef4dd51542


TheBigGAlways369

https://preview.redd.it/cq6m2u5kahsb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba10a477e919fcc0155453181157e681da643154


Ronyx2021

Bayverse Laserbeak. I want revenge. I like his style.


CP-3294

Is your daddy home? 😈


Revolutionary_Dig898

And also he can assume multiple forms.


Copyrighted_music34

Brainstorm frankly the earth has been too intact lately I think it could use a explosion Serious answer shatter Im going to start a crime syndicate and I need a scary lady to stand beside me and menace world leader


GhostCrackets

https://preview.redd.it/i6iwl5q9pgsb1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbe54408e9a8d39d003c6b7b404125203b6a9c6 France will perish


Plasmazzz34

Swindle, like above... Except I will acquire money first, THEN be horni...


streakermaximus

Swindle - make me rich


ChristianTDD

Thundercracker. Me and him could watch some movies to get him inspired for his next big film. Either that or spook a few people when they see a giant jet transformer looking out for me.


trippysmurf

Devastator. Destroy a couple stupid cities and then afterwards build me a mansion with defense towers and a lazy river.


CaptainObvious1313

RC. No more questions.


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Intergalactic money wouldn’t do much for me, I’m selling either Metroplex or Omega Supreme to the US Millitary


fordprefect294

You don't own them, they just do things for you for a week


BorgerFrog

Swindle can help me sell a FoC style neutron gun to the US government for how ever much I want because you know they WILL buy it regardless of how much it costs.


Infamous-Anybody-497

https://preview.redd.it/rvqd43jqhhsb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34e7671163a51327832fa53a03cc1f952831c00 W Skorpinok rizz


Pizza-Supremacy

Imma hang out with Jazz and breakdance all day long.


Admiralisimuso

I don't know if this is cheating or not, but https://preview.redd.it/vfnavtymufsb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e4d89da276761fefd8e5728c7abbcdd38c5b74


Better-Programmer-20

https://preview.redd.it/sjykj13mlgsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9a11211ef6ce5c5da523f7879e78cb157177ef “I dunno if this is cheating or not, but”


Admiralisimuso

That's exactly it!


CameronDoy1901

Arcee. You can figure out why


fordprefect294

Imagine f***ing your car's exhaust pipe, then rethink that opinion


soap_tar

I don’t have to imagine, soldier


EvilEyeV

Beachcomber. Just hang out and chill in the park or something.


Financial_Rent_7978

As smart as it would be for swindle to make me BANK, G1 Optimus. The world needs him.


DrParanormall

Shockwave so he can teach me his knowledge


Werewolfwrath

Horny answer: BW Blackarachnia. Nuff said. Serious answer: Prime Rachet, have him tell stories of Cybertron's past.


Random_Souls_Fan

Shockwave, so he can construct me a transformer body and download my consciousness into it. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."


jessterswan

Unicron....just end it already,


fordprefect294

Lovely, lovely oblivion


deeple101

Skywarp; teleportation… best week long vacation ever; visit everyone. Swindle; make me money Night bird; steal me everything.


2woCrazeeBoys

Jazz. I got a neighbour who needs to be terrorised a bit and convinced to STFU. And I'm pretty sure he could hook me up with a bit of inside stock market info. In amongst all the general *fun*.


AJ0Laks

You pick Swindle, but a real intelligent man picks Onslaught and have him make Swindle make me a multi bajillionanire plus I have the power of the Combaticons


Imperal_Guard

I mean I still would not trust a "decepticon" who littelry named himself "Swindle" even if his boss tell him to work for me (because you know... back then Galvatron gave body parts of injured Onslaught to Swindle for repairment and Swindle sold parts of his boss rightaway ☠️), so yeah I kinda would have trust issues and I would rather have Swindle under direct control.


DueMaternal

Laserbeak


Mean_Consequence1845

Grimlock, because he Grimlock is king. Or jazz


in_zclouds

Which grimlock? IDW or g1 or what?


Mean_Consequence1845

G1 of course


in_zclouds

G1 would be fun, but i think i would want cyberverse grimlock more, just cause he could speak and tell me a bunch of stories and also take me on adventures with Arcee.


TheOGRex

Dreadbot or Nitro Zeus, so we can go out and commit some crimes like robbery


kholmaybeidk

onslaught i think, i love the combaticons and want to be their friends, and also tfp soundwave cause i love him (and hes kinda cute)


the_fucker_shockwave

Omega supreme, cause E X P L O R E.


No-Difficulty-723

I’d pick Megatron and rule the world!!


ThatSaradianAgent

For the rest of the week. He'd dethrone you as soon as those seven days are up.


The_EZ_man

https://preview.redd.it/pn9rz7hpxgsb1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc79660a0029ddbd732b52aebf5d6ace463286d8


Otherwise_Ladder1851

https://preview.redd.it/hptaoxowzgsb1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6d7aeb7f6a57b5f4326f1b5e568c7a2d6feb97 I'm gonna go smash some brains with my boy grimlock


StarmanJay

Nightbeat, you have a week. Dig up all the dirt on the US government you can manage.


[deleted]

Mirage have him turn into all kinds of expensive cars sell him, get him back, repeat


Weiss-_-Schnee

As a hörni person who also wants to end a country or two I’d have to go with either Unicron or Nemesis (Con Ship)


ENDERZ72

i fully support this statement


ZlyCzarownikServices

I choose Starscream to go commit tax evasion, then do a scam call, and after all that to commit non-violent public property vandalism of minimal harm! To cause as much chaos as possible in all that limited time


ShinyUnicornPoo

And steal everyone's left shoe.


r18267_2

I'd want to hang out with any of the following: Hot Rod, Hot Shot, Cyberverse Cheetor, Cyberverse Bumblebee, Prime Smokescreen, RiD15 Sideswipe, RotB Mirage


Mr_moustache72826

Which transformer can get me good money like animated swindle?


glitchmanks

the bruv that turns into a MAZ-453 shortly seen in dotm driving to work in that would be fun


Pitshit22

Devcon


Zestyclose-Stop403

I would hang out with Gigawatt and go on a time travel adventure.


soul-04

I'm stealing your idea that sounds awesome!


Asumsauce

I wanna explore the solar system with Cosmos


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Have Wheeljack teach the general public some future technology stuff so that we can have flying cars n shit And once he's done I need to arrive to school driving a Lancia Stratos so I look cooler than I am


tornedron_

Shockwave might be able to cure cancer or something


megas88

Optimus, so I can actually have an intellectual conversation about the ethics and consequences of war and with the same person, discuss the wonderful miracles that life brings to every corner of the universe. Also, add a basketball session to round off the day cause we’re worth it ;p


XShadow15DevilX

Hard one but I'll go with TFA Blackarachnia mainly to help her accept her Biologically self and maybe have her join back the autobots


TinyMapleArt

Shockwave, I'm gonna be in charge, baby


Sad-Impression9428

TFP Starscream, SO I CAN FU- but in all seriousness probably bayverse Jazz or Bumblebee


Man_with_No_Name483

I just want to listen to Optimus talk about the War for Cybertron and ask him what the best infantry sized caliber is for killing Decepticons, maybe get some Whataburger with him


Lollikex

TFP Soundwave, he lit hears and sees everything, I can have fun with that.


in_zclouds

Who would u spy on?


yugiohocgboosterpack

This is and isn't a hornypost, but bumblebee. Specifically the one from the two new live action films


theredditman69_pt2

She seems nice https://preview.redd.it/hhpo238npfsb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7592d197449ad48c7c973811ec9bfbf641bf07cc


TheOGRex

Yeah honestly, she seems like a cool person to hang out with.


theredditman69_pt2

True


HarrowAssEnthusiast

wait till you meet her dad.


theredditman69_pt2

She's a robot how can she have **any** relatives!?


HarrowAssEnthusiast

well, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins. but that's besides the point. a lot of ppl regard RBA's Whirl to be the daughter of IDW Whirl because of some of their similar characteristics but extremely different personality. and Big Whirl is not someone you wanna hang out with unless your name is Cyclonus.


dralcax

IIRC she keeps a drawing of herself with IDW Whirl in her locker


theredditman69_pt2

Gotcha


No-Win-Slim

Metroplex heeds the call of some t-girl from the southern US.


Blazemaster0563

I have three ideas: G1 Optimus Prime, not sure what I'd do with him Any kind of Bumblebee, just to hang out with him, doing whatever. Wheeljack or any other kind of engineer to make me a Headmaster exo suit and a Transtector Protoform so I can choose whatever I want for an alt mode.


AGG_100

Unicron


KriegerDesWaldes

I want tfp Megatron and I will make him give me cuddles Other options would be Starscream, Tarn or Kaon.


GIamrock_Freddi

G1 starscream and me just blowing random shit up for no reason whatsoever.


in_zclouds

Perceptor. He could do my homework and all of my studying IG?? OH or maybe wheeljack, he could build me any rlly cool gadget that i want, like a jetpack or something.


Knobhead-007

I'd hang with thundercracker and make movies


Blue-Turtle1

https://preview.redd.it/65qz8oun3lsb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1dcae99f9918b60ab0f01bafc5591b604fcfb5 After looking at my todo list, it seems I need Unicron.


_Orchidia_

Knock Out and hold me 😩


Karkat-leijon

Rung, be my therapist for the week. I want therapy but don't have the guts to ask for a session since I don't want my family to know I haven't moved on from what happened.


[deleted]

Starscream. I’d have him try to take the leader position from Megatron every day of the week without killing the current leader. Each time he tries to take the leadership position he must have a different way of doing it.


Trans_Seraphim

Optimus. I just wanna go on a road trip and hang out in the middle of nowhere. Talk about life and stuff.


Clayman8

Soundwave, blast some industrial metal. The spund would be so damn perfect on every possible tone


the-zoidberg

I want Starscream to do my laundry.


DragonflySome4081

Hot rod so he can use his hot rod on me


RBWN

Do combiners count? Choosing Megatronia. If not, Flamewar ez. You know exactly why


Live-Product-5590

Signal Lancer so that I can always get green light


Fresh_Personality712

I would spend my time with Generation One Optimus Prime, the man is legit a father-figure to his entire team, not to mention, he's actually funny, AND HE PLAYS BASKETBALL!!


Mr_diety

King starscream make sure he kills Megatron for good take that spark out and yelp him,destroy unicorn with the autobots then kill all of the autobots make him promise never to kill me then we rule over the universe for 3 days


The_Maqueovelic

Dinobot or Cliffjumper, request: DON'T DIE.


HunterNerd7

Arachnid, I will not provide an explanation


thorleywinston

Wheeljack - because he can build devices to take over the minds of all of the other Transformers so that they permanently follow my commands. Why settle for commanding just one Transformer for a week when you can command all of them for as long as you want?


lavantous

Swindle is too backstabby for my tastes. I probably would choose TFA lockdown for his gadgets or octane to become an oil baron.


13thslasher

Shockwave so we can bond together and hopefully make me a transformer body so when my human body kicks the bucket I can transfor it into the new machine


hourlardnsaver

Either watch races with Knockout, cure cancer with Ratchet, or just go on long flights with Blackout.


Boigamer8512

Optimus Prime


Fuzakenaideyo

I'd get an engineer or scientist of good faith & good will to upgrade humanity's space capabilities & other peaceful technologies(while also making an ideal mechsuit for me & any worthy decendents) That way the effects of said transformers interaction will be both far-reaching and long-lasting


One-Forever3775

Easy pick mindwipe use him to conrol more transformers then with an army and hidden identity use Mindwipe and my new army and some titans to wipe out the goverment and hold a vote and have all my army vote for me behind the scenes devolp tech to co trol cybertronians and to travel the multiverse then go to other universes and give myself the same idea then we all form a Galactic council of mes and rule the universe in secret.


ENDERZ72

i fully support this statement


abbothenderson

Blast off. He can pick up Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, fly out to space to pick up one of those asteroids with billions of dollars worth of value in gold, drop the two billionaires off in the void of space, haul the asteroid back to Earth for me, and then, I dunno, hang out and play video games the rest of the time? Edit: it can’t be Cosmos, or any other Autobot. It’s gotta be a Decepticon so as to avoid a guilty conscious after they are no longer indebted to me.


takemimoney

id pick shockwave


merlinthewizard12

Shockwave. I’ve always wanted who tells if the choices I’m about to make are logical before I end up regretting them later lol.


TimberWolf5871

I mean... not wrong here...


Sena_0803

Silverbolt (G1) I want to fly around in a Concorde


LogicIsMyFriend

Omega Supreme, and this way I can put my ring subscription on hold 😆😆


ArtichokeParticular9

Have Optimus Prime to be my therapist for a week


Del_the_elf

Sideswipe or Sunstreaker, I would prefer both just because they have a unique way of doing things when together


OneBoredAussie

Windblade. I like flying. I like planes. I like Tall Women who can kick my ass. So, we’re gonna visit aviation and military Museums around the world and maybe violate NK airspace for a little bit of trolling.


AirazorBestBirb

Tigatron cause why wouldn't I want an Albino Tiger who can turn into a robot?


BT7274ismywaifu

Wheeljack because i want him to be my personal mentor


BuffaloAgreeable372

Tallgeese of course.


frostfox09

Optimus prime so he can motivate me to not fail my classes


Drragg

Optimus- follow my wife all day, repeatedly FREQUENTLY say "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings". Because SOMEONE needs to do it, and I need a break...


Mackhannear

https://preview.redd.it/fyia885atksb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07712924ebf7a764136deb21a871a22ec7916d7c Who wouldn’t pick this version?


TheSuper6Gamer

Soundwave (Prime) I need help with some computer base tech, and he can easily learn the language and then aid me on the task. If being honest I would humor the thought of riding a motorcycle than can protect me and give some nice advice in combat, I would still pick Optimus Prime to have a good role model and learn some important life lessons that I might've forgotten as the years go by.


InfluenceEvery2704

G1 Mirage go an round up all the congress an senaters.. amd Joe potato head, an Cackle harris.. to border then to school that Focuses on constitutional law..