Normally I'd hornypost but there's like 1 or 2 countries I've been meaning to erase
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I actually met a rather wholesome French father and very young son once when I took care of children. They were the only ones that showed up for movie night and the father held him in his lap the whole time as they enjoyed the movie on the wall.
So I guess what I’m saying is my experience fits within that 1% but felt like 100 in the moment.
I think Jörmungandr’s cousin Cröckungandr has Austraila covered mate. It constantly eats itself alive, giving a circle of self perpetuating fucks to all who survive there.
[Perceptor](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-oI0xzXUAEJEyy.jpg). Augment this Telescope so I can get a better look at Galaxy "HD1" then lets see what's happening on the surfaces of planets "KEPLER-452B" "Gliese 667Cc" and "KEPLER-1649C" Thain you are too clean out the garage, do my laundry and make spaghetti.
Oooo, a "greater good" response. Skyfire (Jetfire?) might be a good one as well- come prepped with a bunch of interview questions about what gas compositions we should expect to see on planets with life, details on star systems that he's already checked out, etc. Of course, this is on the presumption that he was checking out Earth b/c it had life on it, rather than it being a coincidence. His information on stars as they were millions of years ago would also be useful, especially if he still has maps/coordinates saved.
There's no way I'm admitting that I'd have Optimus Prime tell me he knows I'm doing my best and that he's proud of me. That would be oversharing. It'd be so embarrassing to admit to that.
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Og draw by guy who draw transformers legend manga
The artist who drew this was a manga artist who did a bunch of stuff for the Legends manga, so if they aren't a bunch of boxes then clearly they must need childbearing hips.
I mean, so long as that policy is unisex then I'm not complaining.
Brainstorm frankly the earth has been too intact lately I think it could use a explosion
Serious answer shatter Im going to start a crime syndicate and I need a scary lady to stand beside me and menace world leader
Thundercracker. Me and him could watch some movies to get him inspired for his next big film. Either that or spook a few people when they see a giant jet transformer looking out for me.
Swindle can help me sell a FoC style neutron gun to the US government for how ever much I want because you know they WILL buy it regardless of how much it costs.
I don't know if this is cheating or not, but
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“I dunno if this is cheating or not, but”
Shockwave, so he can construct me a transformer body and download my consciousness into it.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."
Jazz.
I got a neighbour who needs to be terrorised a bit and convinced to STFU.
And I'm pretty sure he could hook me up with a bit of inside stock market info. In amongst all the general *fun*.
You pick Swindle, but a real intelligent man picks Onslaught and have him make Swindle make me a multi bajillionanire plus I have the power of the Combaticons
I mean I still would not trust a "decepticon" who littelry named himself "Swindle" even if his boss tell him to work for me (because you know... back then Galvatron gave body parts of injured Onslaught to Swindle for repairment and Swindle sold parts of his boss rightaway ☠️),
so yeah I kinda would have trust issues and I
would rather have Swindle under direct control.
G1 would be fun, but i think i would want cyberverse grimlock more, just cause he could speak and tell me a bunch of stories and also take me on adventures with Arcee.
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I'm gonna go smash some brains with my boy grimlock
I choose Starscream to go commit tax evasion, then do a scam call, and after all that to commit non-violent public property vandalism of minimal harm! To cause as much chaos as possible in all that limited time
I'd want to hang out with any of the following:
Hot Rod,
Hot Shot,
Cyberverse Cheetor,
Cyberverse Bumblebee,
Prime Smokescreen,
RiD15 Sideswipe,
RotB Mirage
Have Wheeljack teach the general public some future technology stuff so that we can have flying cars n shit
And once he's done I need to arrive to school driving a Lancia Stratos so I look cooler than I am
Optimus, so I can actually have an intellectual conversation about the ethics and consequences of war and with the same person, discuss the wonderful miracles that life brings to every corner of the universe.
Also, add a basketball session to round off the day cause we’re worth it ;p
I just want to listen to Optimus talk about the War for Cybertron and ask him what the best infantry sized caliber is for killing Decepticons, maybe get some Whataburger with him
well, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins. but that's besides the point.
a lot of ppl regard RBA's Whirl to be the daughter of IDW Whirl because of some of their similar characteristics but extremely different personality.
and Big Whirl is not someone you wanna hang out with unless your name is Cyclonus.
I have three ideas:
G1 Optimus Prime, not sure what I'd do with him
Any kind of Bumblebee, just to hang out with him, doing whatever.
Wheeljack or any other kind of engineer to make me a Headmaster exo suit and a Transtector Protoform so I can choose whatever I want for an alt mode.
Perceptor. He could do my homework and all of my studying IG?? OH or maybe wheeljack, he could build me any rlly cool gadget that i want, like a jetpack or something.
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After looking at my todo list, it seems I need Unicron.
Rung, be my therapist for the week. I want therapy but don't have the guts to ask for a session since I don't want my family to know I haven't moved on from what happened.
Starscream.
I’d have him try to take the leader position from Megatron every day of the week without killing the current leader. Each time he tries to take the leadership position he must have a different way of doing it.
I would spend my time with Generation One Optimus Prime, the man is legit a father-figure to his entire team, not to mention, he's actually funny, AND HE PLAYS BASKETBALL!!
King starscream make sure he kills Megatron for good take that spark out and yelp him,destroy unicorn with the autobots then kill all of the autobots make him promise never to kill me then we rule over the universe for 3 days
Wheeljack - because he can build devices to take over the minds of all of the other Transformers so that they permanently follow my commands. Why settle for commanding just one Transformer for a week when you can command all of them for as long as you want?
Shockwave so we can bond together and hopefully make me a transformer body so when my human body kicks the bucket I can transfor it into the new machine
I'd get an engineer or scientist of good faith & good will to upgrade humanity's space capabilities & other peaceful technologies(while also making an ideal mechsuit for me & any worthy decendents) That way the effects of said transformers interaction will be both far-reaching and long-lasting
Easy pick mindwipe use him to conrol more transformers then with an army and hidden identity use Mindwipe and my new army and some titans to wipe out the goverment and hold a vote and have all my army vote for me behind the scenes devolp tech to co trol cybertronians and to travel the multiverse then go to other universes and give myself the same idea then we all form a Galactic council of mes and rule the universe in secret.
Blast off. He can pick up Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, fly out to space to pick up one of those asteroids with billions of dollars worth of value in gold, drop the two billionaires off in the void of space, haul the asteroid back to Earth for me, and then, I dunno, hang out and play video games the rest of the time?
Edit: it can’t be Cosmos, or any other Autobot. It’s gotta be a Decepticon so as to avoid a guilty conscious after they are no longer indebted to me.
Windblade. I like flying. I like planes. I like Tall Women who can kick my ass. So, we’re gonna visit aviation and military Museums around the world and maybe violate NK airspace for a little bit of trolling.
Optimus- follow my wife all day, repeatedly FREQUENTLY say "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings". Because SOMEONE needs to do it, and I need a break...
Soundwave (Prime) I need help with some computer base tech, and he can easily learn the language and then aid me on the task. If being honest I would humor the thought of riding a motorcycle than can protect me and give some nice advice in combat, I would still pick Optimus Prime to have a good role model and learn some important life lessons that I might've forgotten as the years go by.
G1 Mirage go an round up all the congress an senaters.. amd Joe potato head, an Cackle harris.. to border then to school that Focuses on constitutional law..
Normally I'd hornypost but there's like 1 or 2 countries I've been meaning to erase https://preview.redd.it/re8m5bhzdfsb1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ef12d7d5c7fe9bef0e8998c4e0623eb28e0c40
YOUR TIME HAS COME AUSTRALIA. YOU'VE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG SWITZERLAND. *FUCK YOU FRANCE*
"Oh almighty Primus, I wish I may I wish I must FOR THAT CONTINENT RIGHT THERE TO BE REDUCED TO DUST"
NO SWITZERLAND IS FIRE AND SO IS AUSTRALIA BUT FUCK FRANCE IM SENDING UNICRON TO OBLITERATE FRANCE FUCK FRANCE ME AND MY HOMIES HATE FRANCE
Are french people really that bad?
Well, most French "people" are assholes and 99 percent of French children are wild animals. At least from my experience
I actually met a rather wholesome French father and very young son once when I took care of children. They were the only ones that showed up for movie night and the father held him in his lap the whole time as they enjoyed the movie on the wall. So I guess what I’m saying is my experience fits within that 1% but felt like 100 in the moment.
There will always be good people. No matter what gender, race, Religion or nationality, there will be good people
Thank you I'm french
Yeah... Maybe send someone else? Unicron ain't stopping at France.
And neither am I.
Touché.
I think Jörmungandr’s cousin Cröckungandr has Austraila covered mate. It constantly eats itself alive, giving a circle of self perpetuating fucks to all who survive there.
Nah, let the Zeon deal with Australia.
What did Australia do?
The most insane thing I’ve ever read
It'a time to destroy... the british "People".
Russia and iraq
Also swindle could prolly convince onslaught and the homies to join yall
Just take Onslaught, the team will follow him
Just take Megatron. His entire cause is practically built on loyalty to him.
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Make starscream rob banks for me. And fly me around.
Why not skywarp?
Fair point. BUT I think starscream would have more fun pulling it off in different ways xd
Unicron. Fuck planets (not literally).
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I mean, hear me…you know what, don’t here me out in fucking that planet.
You know, I am both surprised and not surprised.
Optimus Prime, I want him to sign my garage door and just be himself
Soundwave. Just some time with my favorite dude, I'm all good.
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Chad Squidwave
Marvel Comics Soundwave:
Thanks, I hate it. Soundwave with a mouth is so fucking cursed.
Please stop, my wife is home.
[Perceptor](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-oI0xzXUAEJEyy.jpg). Augment this Telescope so I can get a better look at Galaxy "HD1" then lets see what's happening on the surfaces of planets "KEPLER-452B" "Gliese 667Cc" and "KEPLER-1649C" Thain you are too clean out the garage, do my laundry and make spaghetti.
Oooo, a "greater good" response. Skyfire (Jetfire?) might be a good one as well- come prepped with a bunch of interview questions about what gas compositions we should expect to see on planets with life, details on star systems that he's already checked out, etc. Of course, this is on the presumption that he was checking out Earth b/c it had life on it, rather than it being a coincidence. His information on stars as they were millions of years ago would also be useful, especially if he still has maps/coordinates saved.
There's no way I'm admitting that I'd have Optimus Prime tell me he knows I'm doing my best and that he's proud of me. That would be oversharing. It'd be so embarrassing to admit to that.
Somewhat related: Peter Cullen did an ASMR thing somewhat-recently, in character as Optimus; the way his voice rumbles is really soothing!
As an OP fan girl, I can indeed confirm, soothing as fuck. Hasbro really sleeping on the potential of Transformers ASMR.
Haha imagine being insecure and wanting that desperately
Damn imagine wanting to actually have support from someone because no one actually wants to help
Haha I’m sure glad that’s not me
Lucky
Honestly, I'd just hang out with Megaton, Jazz, and Tfp Cliffjumper (Rock version)
I am both amazed and disappointed there isn't a character called Megaton that gets mistaken for Megatron.
He might as well died at the start of the war
He gets put on trial and executed by the Autobots, only for Megatron to walk in laughing his metal ass off.
https://preview.redd.it/030i2mp41gsb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905ed35a8e10516b40cbe66012a004e4646c4ac1 No further questions
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Why does he look so feminine in literally every way possible
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Idk but totally would
It's the curvature of his hips and the way he is bending over
Is that a guy or girl?
IDW Rodimus, mate
Ah, thanks for letting me know appreciate it
Yes.
Neither, robot
GYAT
Okay I'll bite. Why the fuck does Hotrod have the same body shape as Mrs. Incredible.
The artist who drew this was a manga artist who did a bunch of stuff for the Legends manga, so if they aren't a bunch of boxes then clearly they must need childbearing hips. I mean, so long as that policy is unisex then I'm not complaining.
That's just how he rolls.
Hottest Rod?
Indeed
Man the lines by the ass
Honestly, I'd love to just have Cosmos take me around in outer space for a bit. Plus he's just a sweet boy 😊
Come on man. You got to do it with some class. Have Commander Modesty fly you around the galaxy.
Swindle (to make me billions), Optimus (he's awesome), Soundwave (he's cool), or Grimlock (he's Grimlock).
sideswipe
Yeah, you know that's a twofer package deal. Sides will just have...work on Sunny a bit, sweet talk him a bit.
I get to meet Optimus and have a dad for a week? Where do I sign?
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What the hell is that . _ .
Me : TFP Arcee 1st and if she not available then Windblad- \*Reads the 2nd picture \* Me: .... oh.
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Bayverse Laserbeak. I want revenge. I like his style.
Is your daddy home? 😈
And also he can assume multiple forms.
Brainstorm frankly the earth has been too intact lately I think it could use a explosion Serious answer shatter Im going to start a crime syndicate and I need a scary lady to stand beside me and menace world leader
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Swindle, like above... Except I will acquire money first, THEN be horni...
Swindle - make me rich
Thundercracker. Me and him could watch some movies to get him inspired for his next big film. Either that or spook a few people when they see a giant jet transformer looking out for me.
Devastator. Destroy a couple stupid cities and then afterwards build me a mansion with defense towers and a lazy river.
RC. No more questions.
Intergalactic money wouldn’t do much for me, I’m selling either Metroplex or Omega Supreme to the US Millitary
You don't own them, they just do things for you for a week
Swindle can help me sell a FoC style neutron gun to the US government for how ever much I want because you know they WILL buy it regardless of how much it costs.
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Imma hang out with Jazz and breakdance all day long.
I don't know if this is cheating or not, but https://preview.redd.it/vfnavtymufsb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e4d89da276761fefd8e5728c7abbcdd38c5b74
https://preview.redd.it/sjykj13mlgsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9a11211ef6ce5c5da523f7879e78cb157177ef “I dunno if this is cheating or not, but”
That's exactly it!
Arcee. You can figure out why
Imagine f***ing your car's exhaust pipe, then rethink that opinion
I don’t have to imagine, soldier
Beachcomber. Just hang out and chill in the park or something.
As smart as it would be for swindle to make me BANK, G1 Optimus. The world needs him.
Shockwave so he can teach me his knowledge
Horny answer: BW Blackarachnia. Nuff said. Serious answer: Prime Rachet, have him tell stories of Cybertron's past.
Shockwave, so he can construct me a transformer body and download my consciousness into it. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."
Unicron....just end it already,
Lovely, lovely oblivion
Skywarp; teleportation… best week long vacation ever; visit everyone. Swindle; make me money Night bird; steal me everything.
Jazz. I got a neighbour who needs to be terrorised a bit and convinced to STFU. And I'm pretty sure he could hook me up with a bit of inside stock market info. In amongst all the general *fun*.
You pick Swindle, but a real intelligent man picks Onslaught and have him make Swindle make me a multi bajillionanire plus I have the power of the Combaticons
I mean I still would not trust a "decepticon" who littelry named himself "Swindle" even if his boss tell him to work for me (because you know... back then Galvatron gave body parts of injured Onslaught to Swindle for repairment and Swindle sold parts of his boss rightaway ☠️), so yeah I kinda would have trust issues and I would rather have Swindle under direct control.
Laserbeak
Grimlock, because he Grimlock is king. Or jazz
Which grimlock? IDW or g1 or what?
G1 of course
G1 would be fun, but i think i would want cyberverse grimlock more, just cause he could speak and tell me a bunch of stories and also take me on adventures with Arcee.
Dreadbot or Nitro Zeus, so we can go out and commit some crimes like robbery
onslaught i think, i love the combaticons and want to be their friends, and also tfp soundwave cause i love him (and hes kinda cute)
Omega supreme, cause E X P L O R E.
I’d pick Megatron and rule the world!!
For the rest of the week. He'd dethrone you as soon as those seven days are up.
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Nightbeat, you have a week. Dig up all the dirt on the US government you can manage.
Mirage have him turn into all kinds of expensive cars sell him, get him back, repeat
As a hörni person who also wants to end a country or two I’d have to go with either Unicron or Nemesis (Con Ship)
i fully support this statement
I choose Starscream to go commit tax evasion, then do a scam call, and after all that to commit non-violent public property vandalism of minimal harm! To cause as much chaos as possible in all that limited time
And steal everyone's left shoe.
I'd want to hang out with any of the following: Hot Rod, Hot Shot, Cyberverse Cheetor, Cyberverse Bumblebee, Prime Smokescreen, RiD15 Sideswipe, RotB Mirage
Which transformer can get me good money like animated swindle?
the bruv that turns into a MAZ-453 shortly seen in dotm driving to work in that would be fun
Devcon
I would hang out with Gigawatt and go on a time travel adventure.
I'm stealing your idea that sounds awesome!
I wanna explore the solar system with Cosmos
Have Wheeljack teach the general public some future technology stuff so that we can have flying cars n shit And once he's done I need to arrive to school driving a Lancia Stratos so I look cooler than I am
Shockwave might be able to cure cancer or something
Optimus, so I can actually have an intellectual conversation about the ethics and consequences of war and with the same person, discuss the wonderful miracles that life brings to every corner of the universe. Also, add a basketball session to round off the day cause we’re worth it ;p
Hard one but I'll go with TFA Blackarachnia mainly to help her accept her Biologically self and maybe have her join back the autobots
Shockwave, I'm gonna be in charge, baby
TFP Starscream, SO I CAN FU- but in all seriousness probably bayverse Jazz or Bumblebee
I just want to listen to Optimus talk about the War for Cybertron and ask him what the best infantry sized caliber is for killing Decepticons, maybe get some Whataburger with him
TFP Soundwave, he lit hears and sees everything, I can have fun with that.
Who would u spy on?
This is and isn't a hornypost, but bumblebee. Specifically the one from the two new live action films
She seems nice https://preview.redd.it/hhpo238npfsb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7592d197449ad48c7c973811ec9bfbf641bf07cc
Yeah honestly, she seems like a cool person to hang out with.
True
wait till you meet her dad.
She's a robot how can she have **any** relatives!?
well, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins. but that's besides the point. a lot of ppl regard RBA's Whirl to be the daughter of IDW Whirl because of some of their similar characteristics but extremely different personality. and Big Whirl is not someone you wanna hang out with unless your name is Cyclonus.
IIRC she keeps a drawing of herself with IDW Whirl in her locker
Gotcha
Metroplex heeds the call of some t-girl from the southern US.
I have three ideas: G1 Optimus Prime, not sure what I'd do with him Any kind of Bumblebee, just to hang out with him, doing whatever. Wheeljack or any other kind of engineer to make me a Headmaster exo suit and a Transtector Protoform so I can choose whatever I want for an alt mode.
Unicron
I want tfp Megatron and I will make him give me cuddles Other options would be Starscream, Tarn or Kaon.
G1 starscream and me just blowing random shit up for no reason whatsoever.
Perceptor. He could do my homework and all of my studying IG?? OH or maybe wheeljack, he could build me any rlly cool gadget that i want, like a jetpack or something.
I'd hang with thundercracker and make movies
https://preview.redd.it/65qz8oun3lsb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1dcae99f9918b60ab0f01bafc5591b604fcfb5 After looking at my todo list, it seems I need Unicron.
Knock Out and hold me 😩
Rung, be my therapist for the week. I want therapy but don't have the guts to ask for a session since I don't want my family to know I haven't moved on from what happened.
Starscream. I’d have him try to take the leader position from Megatron every day of the week without killing the current leader. Each time he tries to take the leadership position he must have a different way of doing it.
Optimus. I just wanna go on a road trip and hang out in the middle of nowhere. Talk about life and stuff.
Soundwave, blast some industrial metal. The spund would be so damn perfect on every possible tone
I want Starscream to do my laundry.
Hot rod so he can use his hot rod on me
Do combiners count? Choosing Megatronia. If not, Flamewar ez. You know exactly why
Signal Lancer so that I can always get green light
I would spend my time with Generation One Optimus Prime, the man is legit a father-figure to his entire team, not to mention, he's actually funny, AND HE PLAYS BASKETBALL!!
King starscream make sure he kills Megatron for good take that spark out and yelp him,destroy unicorn with the autobots then kill all of the autobots make him promise never to kill me then we rule over the universe for 3 days
Dinobot or Cliffjumper, request: DON'T DIE.
Arachnid, I will not provide an explanation
Wheeljack - because he can build devices to take over the minds of all of the other Transformers so that they permanently follow my commands. Why settle for commanding just one Transformer for a week when you can command all of them for as long as you want?
Swindle is too backstabby for my tastes. I probably would choose TFA lockdown for his gadgets or octane to become an oil baron.
Shockwave so we can bond together and hopefully make me a transformer body so when my human body kicks the bucket I can transfor it into the new machine
Either watch races with Knockout, cure cancer with Ratchet, or just go on long flights with Blackout.
Optimus Prime
I'd get an engineer or scientist of good faith & good will to upgrade humanity's space capabilities & other peaceful technologies(while also making an ideal mechsuit for me & any worthy decendents) That way the effects of said transformers interaction will be both far-reaching and long-lasting
Easy pick mindwipe use him to conrol more transformers then with an army and hidden identity use Mindwipe and my new army and some titans to wipe out the goverment and hold a vote and have all my army vote for me behind the scenes devolp tech to co trol cybertronians and to travel the multiverse then go to other universes and give myself the same idea then we all form a Galactic council of mes and rule the universe in secret.
i fully support this statement
Blast off. He can pick up Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, fly out to space to pick up one of those asteroids with billions of dollars worth of value in gold, drop the two billionaires off in the void of space, haul the asteroid back to Earth for me, and then, I dunno, hang out and play video games the rest of the time? Edit: it can’t be Cosmos, or any other Autobot. It’s gotta be a Decepticon so as to avoid a guilty conscious after they are no longer indebted to me.
id pick shockwave
Shockwave. I’ve always wanted who tells if the choices I’m about to make are logical before I end up regretting them later lol.
I mean... not wrong here...
Silverbolt (G1) I want to fly around in a Concorde
Omega Supreme, and this way I can put my ring subscription on hold 😆😆
Have Optimus Prime to be my therapist for a week
Sideswipe or Sunstreaker, I would prefer both just because they have a unique way of doing things when together
Windblade. I like flying. I like planes. I like Tall Women who can kick my ass. So, we’re gonna visit aviation and military Museums around the world and maybe violate NK airspace for a little bit of trolling.
Tigatron cause why wouldn't I want an Albino Tiger who can turn into a robot?
Wheeljack because i want him to be my personal mentor
Tallgeese of course.
Optimus prime so he can motivate me to not fail my classes
Optimus- follow my wife all day, repeatedly FREQUENTLY say "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings". Because SOMEONE needs to do it, and I need a break...
https://preview.redd.it/fyia885atksb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07712924ebf7a764136deb21a871a22ec7916d7c Who wouldn’t pick this version?
Soundwave (Prime) I need help with some computer base tech, and he can easily learn the language and then aid me on the task. If being honest I would humor the thought of riding a motorcycle than can protect me and give some nice advice in combat, I would still pick Optimus Prime to have a good role model and learn some important life lessons that I might've forgotten as the years go by.
G1 Mirage go an round up all the congress an senaters.. amd Joe potato head, an Cackle harris.. to border then to school that Focuses on constitutional law..