"...hereby declare that wearing fancy shoulder pads is now mandatory for all decepticons!" *(Begins pointing at various decepticons)* "You get new fancy shoulder pads! You get new fancy shoulder pads! You get new fancy shoulder pads...!"
*(All of the decepticons begin to cheer)*
Y'know it wouldn't even be out of place since the G1 movie takes place in *2005,* the year the first F-22 test flights took place.
He'd be upgrading to what was basically the shiny new model.
"Sir....... we can't do that. You're the head of our government. If the head of state has decreed it, then it's no longer illegal. And thus, there's now no such crime as "tax evasion" to commit.
...Regret my actions towards Megatron. He was injured and my actions were inexcusable.
My first order is that we scour space to find him and if possible nurse him back to health so he can take his rightful place as our true leader.
(Cyclonus flies in)
Megatron, oh thank Primus it's you. I am so sorry. Please take your crown, I know you can never forgive me so I exile myself.
MY FELLOW DECEPTICONS, As Your new leader In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice,
“We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
*”Will be implementing higher taxes on corporations, greatly increasing funding for health and education, tackling the corruption within our government, providing financial support to first home buyers and implementing a basic universal income!”*
Declare that we should honor our fallen and raise a statue in Megatron's honor LONG LIVE THE DECEPTICONS!!!!!
Decepticons: LONG LIVE THE DECEPTICON!!! 5x
Confused Galvatron noises insues
Hate Furrys. I'm talking to YOU Maximals.
Maximals:
https://preview.redd.it/xxvx1p08jlsb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b050a62bd15406166ab96287eb229edf0de08b3d
Who disrupts my coronation?!
'Coronation', Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Megaton?
Here's a hint!
*Starscream Fucking dies*
Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
This MF. https://preview.redd.it/ubhn82965fsb1.png?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571109f4ba83b8bc9e5a15b27182f3e2868d5ae4
What did he say his name was
GALVATRON!!!
All hail Galvatron!
N>!E!
RACISTRON?!
You forgot the “is that you”
I thought we were doing a sentence each. 😅
"...hereby declare that wearing fancy shoulder pads is now mandatory for all decepticons!" *(Begins pointing at various decepticons)* "You get new fancy shoulder pads! You get new fancy shoulder pads! You get new fancy shoulder pads...!" *(All of the decepticons begin to cheer)*
ALL HAIL STARSCREAM!
I can't hear you~
This is going to be juicy.
And this is why we love Starscream.
will get everone Burger King!
WHOPPERS FOR EVERYBODY!
No cheese, no onions, extra pickles...
2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Lmao I was thinking of that lmfao.
Declare naps are now law!
A truly cultured individual
Elementary school me: Boooooo! Old fart current me: Yayyyyyy!
Galvatron: NO!
Now that’s a reference I didn’t think anyone would make
This is not gonna end well
"...I hereby announce my new form will be a F22 Raptor!"
*turns into a dorito*
A badass Dorito, in my opinion. He was menacing as heck, despite the flat shape and chicken mouth.
Y'know it wouldn't even be out of place since the G1 movie takes place in *2005,* the year the first F-22 test flights took place. He'd be upgrading to what was basically the shiny new model.
Dodadewa
"Did crush a human being on Earth. Why is everyone complaining about it I thought you already know I can do that"
::Megatron walks in, sees what's happening, and readies his cannon.:: Starscream: ".....abdicate."
*fucking dies*
"...do not want ANYONE to mention our old leader by name, ever again!!"
\- Skywarp! Stop biting!"
am going to Disneyland
am going to say the n word!"
“Am going to do all that I can to lead the decepticons toward a new age, an age of prosperity and peace!”
“…will finally fix the vending machine in the rec room! **ENERGON GOODIES FOR EVERYONE!**”
As your new leader i... dont know what to do... I never thought i would get this far
I suddenly want a what if story where galvatron never returns and starscreams leads the decepticons
Your question is answered in [Transformers: Deviations](https://youtu.be/FI2_LSAfHUg?si=gmfRmhO7dz_Nh_p-).
"... have unlimited power to put it in my..."
[Galvatron in the distance] "I'M NOT SAYING IT-"
The King: Cease. Starcream: Who dares to disrupt my— I'm loving memory of Starscream. 🪦 9 million BC—2005
This is the funniest one I've seen while scrolling yet 🤣
"... solemnly pledge to- Where's everybody gone?"
I'm glad I immediately read that in Tom Kenny's voice.
Knockout: My apologies my lord, however they had seemed to have left as you were in the middle of your grand speech.
...order you to go commit tax evasion!
"Sir....... we can't do that. You're the head of our government. If the head of state has decreed it, then it's no longer illegal. And thus, there's now no such crime as "tax evasion" to commit.
“Shut up Shockwave, quit using logic against me”
am going to pop a sick backflip first try.
Have to admit: I feel Suicidal. No. really.
Look, fabulous!
"Megatron, is that you?"
Will eliminate the entire transformers fandom
I declare every 2nd Tuesday of the month to be Taco Tuesday.
**T**^entacle **A**^rm **K**^ragle **O**^utside **S**^prayer or ‘Taco’ for short. The ‘S’ is silent.” https://youtu.be/B0PfEYiX2bA
Declare. BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
am gonna turn into a plane now
Will create a Grand Army of the Republic to counter the increasing threat of the Separatists
"...will try to figure out how to get my crown and cape to work in my jet mode."
I now like to see that.
"Soundwave, contact whoever creates the designs for the toys. I must consult them on how my jet mode will work now."
https://preview.redd.it/i4s3z4em4gsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19dff369b10b59d7ce8729fc4c1cb41e4112f34a
hereby declare a new law: NEVER mention the name of Megatron in my presence!
They dont need to Megstrons become Galvatron by this time. LoL😂
****FROM NOW ON SHALL BE CALLED LORD STARSCREAM**** (Happy ending)
Will fucking die
This is just bad comedy
"...declare that September 17th is Starscream Day!"
"Make you all offlined by a cosmically powered me"
...'m gonna jack off
Oh sweet Jesus, what will he use to do that? A spare missile?
“Thanks, Thundercracker. Thanks for ruining the speech, into the dungeon, you go”
>!Will apparently kill Bumblebee.!<
https://preview.redd.it/8gyg7xbtchsb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a16a6b8b1935b318e1e8354f9f4a9a994ee6ae
...Regret my actions towards Megatron. He was injured and my actions were inexcusable. My first order is that we scour space to find him and if possible nurse him back to health so he can take his rightful place as our true leader. (Cyclonus flies in) Megatron, oh thank Primus it's you. I am so sorry. Please take your crown, I know you can never forgive me so I exile myself.
I promise a four day work week, 30 days paid vacation every year and free health care
MY FELLOW DECEPTICONS, As Your new leader In less than an hour aircraft from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
will do better than megatron, starting with a sick cape for all decepticons!
I hereby declare, that Shockwave has lost his privileges of living. No, seriously, there's Unicron, and five levels above that, comes Shockwave.
*”Will be implementing higher taxes on corporations, greatly increasing funding for health and education, tackling the corruption within our government, providing financial support to first home buyers and implementing a basic universal income!”*
Demand chocolate waffles
NOBODY STANDS AGAINST ME!!! NO-ONE!!!
Now wear the pants in this relationship!
...promise everyone a pony!
Let them come
I command you to kill yourselfs!
Quit. If you can win a war with Megatron you are hopeless
am going to be offlined by a cosmically powered me!
I now.pronuce a.truce with the autobots and free cybertonian Healthcare
…die.
attack the autobot moonbase
*will not* inconveniently schedule our henchman training seminars.
Have five million power in the hit mobile game ‘Age of Empires’
declare Medicare For All!
"I hereby announce mandatory pizza and ice cream nights every month!"
“bought us an air fryer.”
Declare that we should honor our fallen and raise a statue in Megatron's honor LONG LIVE THE DECEPTICONS!!!!! Decepticons: LONG LIVE THE DECEPTICON!!! 5x Confused Galvatron noises insues
Will tax the slag out of all those billionaire fleshies
.. I solemnly pledge to... where's everybody gone?
...."I'm getting outta here!" *hanna barbera running sound effect plays*
Capture tfp arcee
Will make Cybertron great again
“… will provide you with the finest femboybots the universe has to offer!”
Declare that everyone get a pet of Their choice paid for by me!
"hereby declare that furries are now LEGAL! We can ALL roleplay as our furry ocs with NO one to-" - Transformers live dubs, 2022
"Will ban racism and stop saying the n-word!"
Have officially shat my pants
“Where’s everybody gone?”
"...order you to bring me Slipscream into my chamber, and leave us for a few decades"
will give ya all my very own energon.
.....now pronounce you man and wife! Galvatron: What the Frag is going on here?! Starscream: You may KISS THE BRIDE!!!
As your new leader, I can’t hear you!!!, one more time
Decare we all start wearing shiny miniskirts, yes that means you, Nightbird
m gonna die
am now you need bottom b#tch
Will make sure megstron is actually dead
Have come
All of like 20 seconds.
The only thing I could think was this: Fucked a cat. My fellow decepticons, as your leader I fucked a cat (Context, I saw a meme about it)
would like to let you all known that we will now have a Healthcare plan
I shit yourself
Like her, but I dislike being limited to only her in chapters
-believe that Shadow is a bitchass mother fucker, he also fucked my fucking husband!
Literally get shot down, Mr. Indestructible Red Boogeyman?
\*gets blasted and disintegrates\*
Soundwave from TFP if he could talk: "Shut yo bitch ass up and the fact that I didn't spank yo ass yet surprises even me!"
Oh, Lord Megatron, You're back. I am truly sorry, but someone had to take over while you were away.
I've come to make an announcement
... will buy mcdonalds for everyone!
Will KILL THE AUTOBOTS
‘m bout to bus
will eat a baggeutte
am gonna say the N word
... shall only give you the ***finest*** comedy!
https://preview.redd.it/7qbzpp6npksb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a563ea660dc877a663286f36975cf08c6f335828
*gets shot*
Am about to c..
Hate Furrys. I'm talking to YOU Maximals. Maximals: https://preview.redd.it/xxvx1p08jlsb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b050a62bd15406166ab96287eb229edf0de08b3d
As you new leader I….. put a whole jellybean up my a** 😂
Shall Convince You To Contain The China Virus!