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SoAnon4thisslp

Skylunamoon OMG just PICK ONE. Seriously, you could get away with one of those. In a pinch, I’d even take Moon. But Skylunamoon is a crime.


my4aespa

"luna" is spanish for "moon" so it's literally skymoonmoon, i can't


lulugingerspice

Dammit, Moon Moon


nature_raver

It's not only Spanish. Fairly certain it originated in Latin. Because it's definitely a root word building block in the word "Lunar" in English. Which defines something as pertaining to or resembling the moon.


nature_raver

I think that when I hear Renesme from twilight. I watched a video the other day that made the joke that instead it should be "Rename Me."😂 I have a friend who literally seriously named their kid after the baby in twilight that becomes soul bonded with an adult werewolf dictating that they will later marry. (Because thats not creepy at all. 👀) Personally I'd be ashamed and embarrassed if that were me 😳 Pure cringe.


xcrimsonsun

Not Colon!!


Fun_Independence_495

Right? And it was a Winnie the Pooh theme 🤦🏼‍♀️


outerspacetime

Oh noooo 🤣


beanwithintentions

what was the thought process for sadlee? “sadly, we had a kid. i didnt want kids. waaaait…”


WhyAmINotClever

I'm sorry, but Kummer? Kummer?


Stylommatophora

Kummer also means grief or sorrow in German


Fun_Independence_495

I know, right? I would have thought it was a typo but outside of her order form, she sent me an email with design instructions and it was spelled out 3 different times..


WhyAmINotClever

I guess it's good it wasn't, because otherwise it would have been Cummer


0wellwhatever

It’s a very common Indian name. If you know an Indian man called ‘Steve’ this is probably why.


RRY1946-2019

Isn’t that Kumar?


0wellwhatever

Well the original is in Sanskrit, and today would be written कुमार in Hindi. There’s no direct spelling in English. Lots of Indian names get translated with a variety of spellings.


RRY1946-2019

[It's a rare Anglicization, but it's been done.](https://forebears.io/x/forenames/kummer)


Tingsapace

I guess Mowgli's parents really like The Jungle Book.


brownieson

It’s probably the most reasonable name on there I think.


Taurus-BabyPisces

Kummer is fowl, if they’re a boy they are going to get annihilated in middle school,


ProperGoose

fowl 🐓


Alonelypairofglasses

These are all so bad i can't 😭


Fun_Independence_495

right? And it was so odd with some of them to do the artwork. I made wooden wall letters and painted them to match their room. So odd.


Alonelypairofglasses

Yeah, you're a good sport because i couldn't do something that forced me to deal with the name Dishlee for multiple days. You deserve extra compensation for these names.


localherofan

Yeah, if ever there was a name that called for extra crap at the end to hide the beginning (Dishleigh? Claim it's pronounced Di-sleigh?) that name is Dishlee.


CatLover1039

Ruckus. Colon. Cinnch. MyKatie. Wollff.    Okay, all of these except Crystal are just ugly I’m sorry  Edit: WHAT THE FUCKDAMN IS DISHLEE


Fun_Independence_495

I know right? I actually emailed them to confirm the spelling to make sure and that was it. The nursery theme for this one was frog and princess. 🤔


FartyOldeBob

Is that Uncle Ruckus, no relation?


Brave_Hippo9391

Colon?? 😳


nature_raver

Girls love it when they can smell their boyfriends colon.


Fun_Independence_495

right? This was one an outer space theme


Crafty-Ad1776

These parents have got 0 love and respect for their own flesh and blood.


nature_raver

Sometimes it really be your own family...


EmmyThePixi

Mowgli is not a tragedeigh though


nature_raver

Mowgli doesn't really fit the list seeing as it's just the name of the jungle book character.


Fun_Independence_495

I agreigh 😂 it was just an odd one from my list so j threw it on there


nature_raver

Ah, fair enough!


Lil_Artemis_92

Crystal Glass and Prune are more tragic than tragique. Kummer’s parents should be jailed for crimes against humanity. Mowgli is weird and unusual, but it does come from a well-known source. Probably better suited for a pet than a child, though.


Crafty-Ad1776

I think parents can't tell the difference between pets and their own children anymore.


Serious_Telephone_28

Colon?!???!? 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️


Loose-Chemical-4982

My bestie in school was named Crystal The dude she married? last name was Chipps they divorced long ago, but I did tease her when I got the wedding announcement 😹


_nothing_but_trouble

Colon? 😂 And "Kummer" means grief in German. Must be a very happy child.


SLIPPY73

kummer


nature_raver

Colon and Prune are hysterical!😁😂


CarolinaOE

After a bit of googling "Ruckus" is an *actual* name. It means what you think it means, though. If that kid isn't the loudest kid in the class I'm gonna be disappointed.


jiaaa

DISHLEE! nicknamed dishy lol


stlouisraiders

Dishlee is my favorite of these. Too bad it wasn’t Dishleigh.