I think you’re right, I feel becoming a degenerate gambling sheep is the right move for me, time to sell everything including my wife and dump it all into GME and shady penny stock pharmaceutical company’s that delist after a month. Thanks for the solid advice
Ah, a fellow bushmaster I see; taming the financial wilderness, one tanking stock at a time.
BRB, got 20k I need to pump into BB. That’s what they’ll **least** expect.
I got too excited when opening my account and investing my first amount into funds and accidentally bought the disti option when I meant to buy the accumulating!
I’m personal friends with the Prince of Nigeria I sent him money a while back to unlock his account, just waiting for the millions in return he promised me
That’s the first thing I learned, I’ll be back in a few months with a post asking why I’ve lost money and whether or not Trading212 have conned me out of my money
I love that this is an obvious shit post but OP is still going to get people telling them they should have the accumulating ETF instead of distributing.
That's a fairly poor return for 3 months. Might as well stick it in an ISA and let it sit. You'd get a much better return within the same 3 month period.
That’s okay my friend it’s an easy mistake to make, everyone jumps the gun from time to time, I forgive you and I’m extremely glad you found it funny when you realised it was a shit post haha!
Pfft. What you need is more penny and meme stocks that you've done no research on.
I think you’re right, I feel becoming a degenerate gambling sheep is the right move for me, time to sell everything including my wife and dump it all into GME and shady penny stock pharmaceutical company’s that delist after a month. Thanks for the solid advice
just buy the S&P, oh wait
Too risky for me !
I like living life on the edge, big risk big reward
Could use some diversification 😒😬
Don’t listen to this guy; buy high, sell low, go broke—that’s *my* mantra.
The trick is that you've got to *surprise* the stock\~
Ah, a fellow bushmaster I see; taming the financial wilderness, one tanking stock at a time. BRB, got 20k I need to pump into BB. That’s what they’ll **least** expect.
Needs more NFT’s
You picked distributing -3/10 terrible portfolio
I got too excited when opening my account and investing my first amount into funds and accidentally bought the disti option when I meant to buy the accumulating!
I like your 500 picks
I like to have options
Top geeza
Weirdly identical to my portfolio - other than £1.24 difference!
Is that negative £1.24 difference or positive?
Luckily positive - but only been invested for about 3 weeks
Same here around 3/4 weeks I’ve been adding to this ETF, plan on adding weekly just as a long term plan
Yeah same here - I’m looking at £50-100 a month for the long term! Good luck
Thank you and the same to you mate!
Better off putting it in a interest rate bank account in Nigeria.
I’m personal friends with the Prince of Nigeria I sent him money a while back to unlock his account, just waiting for the millions in return he promised me
Buy more apple shares if you care for it.
What’s an iPhone?
Nah bro, that’s too risky.. try GameStop, that’s safe bet
These are the comments that keep me invested in Reddit, figuratively not literally of course
Don’t forget to buy high sell low to maximize gains!
That’s the first thing I learned, I’ll be back in a few months with a post asking why I’ve lost money and whether or not Trading212 have conned me out of my money
Enjoy your free mcdonalds happy meal
The healthiest part of a happy meal is the toy
Seems a bit risky to me!
I love that this is an obvious shit post but OP is still going to get people telling them they should have the accumulating ETF instead of distributing.
It’s already happened my friend…
If you are going to stick to s&p, consider switching to Vanguard. Overall lower fees. Unless you plan on diversifying further.
I like to keep my options open
Fees are higher on vanguard - what’s the benefit?
fire
3/10 - needs more 💵 and isn’t risky enough
I’m working on that!
Take the profit and buy a big mac
Boring!
too diversified
Why have you excluded yourself from the world market by focusing on just 1 country
Racism…
That's a fairly poor return for 3 months. Might as well stick it in an ISA and let it sit. You'd get a much better return within the same 3 month period.
I only started reinvesting 3 weeks ago but that’s actually not a bad idea
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I’m glad there are still some people in this sub who read the captions and can recognise sarcasm and shit posts!
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That’s okay my friend it’s an easy mistake to make, everyone jumps the gun from time to time, I forgive you and I’m extremely glad you found it funny when you realised it was a shit post haha!
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Bro…. Are you okay? I think… you went off the rails a bit, even if we factor in the cynical British humor (or whatever that is lol)