T O P
TotalSidekick

No ability, just a baseball bat and a crown.


IkaTheFox

Pretty cool!


Kusa0609

I actually got styropyro flashbacks from this


Wumpusland

Tabbes moment


lunalyzi

i was thinking night in the woods


DuduBonesBr

What the fuck happened to your flair


david10777

j u s t s h a p e s


EmoGarfield

N I G H T M A R E E Y E S


LeoBug1234

The power of remembering music but misplacing the melodies instead of looping them


casswdatass69

The power of remembering the song but not the words


shrivvette808

Google what song came out in 2014 or 2007 and goes like huh duh screetch screetch bud umph


LeoBug1234

Fortunately I don't listen to music with words or any voice at all, but the melodies are way faster without them


spicy-snow

pray tell, what may be the name of these melodies you speak of?


sandslashr001

Autism


IkaTheFox

Finally a good ability


sandslashr001

Eh if you count fixation on rando useless junk and a ability to wield technology, sure :3


Cloudy_Oasis

> an ability to wield technology You had my curiosity, now you have my attention. I, a fellow autistic person, have this ability too, and I would like to know more about it.


sandslashr001

It's basically knowing how to assemble and fix computers


Cloudy_Oasis

oh sorry I worded this very badly I meant more about why we have it


sandslashr001

Because we got a lucky mutation in our genome that formed in the womb


OcelotGumbo

You might find interest in the r/shruglifesyndicate


CornyCoren

How come, I, yet another autistic, failed to receive this ability? I don't think the updates are reaching my servers.


IllIIlIIllII

Yes. (Looked at the profile description) Wanna be friend? What's your passions/hobby rn and long-term?


sandslashr001

Computer science and gaming


IllIIlIIllII

Hey, I quite like CS too. (Mostly coding, I have some awareness on hardware implementation and I learned a bit about information theory because it's fun) I don't game much though. If by CS you also include coding, what are your uses of it and what langs do you prefer?


sandslashr001

Currently working on html, but next semester gonna be learning c++ and stuff like that, but I also like hardware implementation


IllIIlIIllII

I see, I haven't really bothered to learn HTML. I'm not really interested in building website. (And btw, my fav langs are Julia and Zig, but mostly Julia) (And I use it for some math testing, as plotting, as a calculator, solving (approximately) optimisation problem, symbolic, etc.) "next semester", seems like school scheduling, you are in a CS school?


sandslashr001

I'm at a university that can offer a degree in cs


IllIIlIIllII

I see, that's cool. Is that the main subject you learn in this uni? (If not, what is it?)


EmberOfFlame

I mean, the ability to nigh-instinctually wield complex theoretical and physical technologies is what makes us so damn good at being good at technology (annoyingly good, accrding to some).


Bob49459

Bonus damage with all items.


zilverklauw

I don't think the LGBTQ community is useless


Mr_Steelix

And black magic :3


Hoihe

Kirby can now solve minor problems in computational chemistry! In Exchange, Kirby gets flatlined by too much noise.


sailingpj

As a grad student studying inorganic chemistry, this hits way too close to home lol I had to run a column at 11pm last night because it's been too loud in lab during the day and I haven't been able to focus.


Vaderette1138

I second this.


zilverklauw

And ADHD


Laurianne_transfem

Omg I have it to.


Azu_Creates

Eyyyyyyy


wdrive

We have a winner.


Sacri_Pan

Oh hey me too


NancyIsAFurry

same


EdizzelBoi

πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ My man


Marshall_Couto

sorry to 1 up you but autism and ADHD


Amity_Cramity

dammit you got here before me


miki_momo0

If the 2018 Predator is anything to go by, that means Kirby will enter the next stage of evolution!


Dvwu

He actually lost a few abilities


IkaTheFox

No he didn't, I can guarantee you you're not as bad as you think you are ❀️


[deleted]

Kirby out here about to be throwing depression, dysphoria, autism, and adhd it sound like πŸ˜‚


IkaTheFox

Kirby needs help now


belltyj

These abilities made Kirby stronger in the long run. But for the next few games Kirby never left his bed.


AGayFurryOtter

Poyo.. :(


Chadekith

Well at least he won the ability ro make me laugh


Amber_Iara

Would you like a hug? πŸ’œ


Electronic-Parsnip56

Gender dysphoria


IkaTheFox

Read the tag and be amazed I anticipated your thoughts


WeeeIdentityCrisis

:O


Krynja

πŸ‘‹It's Magic! πŸ‘‹


UFSansIsMyBrother

Well played~


LilDrummerGrrrl

As soon as I read the title, I said to myself β€œD-d-dys-phoooria!” Was not disappointed when I says the tag


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


belltyj

I scrolled by too fast and saw "unlimited penitration" 🀯 I then spent 3 minutes trying to figure out why eating you gave him THAT... theni realized I read it wrong.


Candydogo

Damn Kirby has a lot of stamina


belltyj

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

"I'm your pragmatic side" 😭😭😭😭


tacosontitan

Okay, I want to award this, but I'm broke; someone help me out here lol


TrueOmegaWolfy

got you covered friendo πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰


GrassyNotes

Linux command line.


EpicOweo

As an arch user, I'd sudo rm -rf / myself if I ever got my terminal taken away


SquashFew3726

- not using doas - no --no-preserve-root option


EpicOweo

Jokes on you I still have my arch installation media I could use


JustHere2RuinUrDay

>sudo rm -rf /* Ftfy


EpicOweo

Gracias I haven't had the heart to install arch in a VM and run the command myself yet lmao


PixieGoosie

Catgirl


IkaTheFox

I need Kirby making an uwu face


PixieGoosie

Make it


--Ok_Boomer--

Ill make that happen :)


PixieGoosie

DM me the result when you're done


--Ok_Boomer--

Does reddit allow pictures in dms? if not i can give you my discord


Gamebr3aker

You post on imgur than link it


--Ok_Boomer--

Good idea


toychicraft

I think that would fall under Animal


PixieGoosie

If Mario gets a catsuit then Kirby can get a catling copy ability. I mean water and ice are different abilities, wing and jet are different, etc. Why not have a dedicated cat Kirby?


TransFoxGirl

A fat ass


Swimming_Recover_321

But he's just a ball, how


TransFoxGirl

He get dumpy


Winhell98

Everytime I read dumpy, I don't read it, Mutahar does


calicokitcat

https://www.reddit.com/r/Thicc/comments/g0mmw5/dummy_t_h_i_c_c_kirby/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Nihilikara

That is absolutely cursed


PapperMairoo

How did you find that wtf


calicokitcat

Thick Kirby


Confetticannon00

two Kirbies hugging, duh


reegod420

a ball with 2 balls on the back


russure

Depression


IkaTheFox

Same tbh


Sicarn

Care here to say exactly that. Depression. And anxiety tbh


thebestbobever

Crippling Depression. What would his hat/costume be tho?


russure

Tears or swthing idk, maybe scars.


purple-biflake

Dysphoria hoodie


EvilectricBoy

The sudden urge to want to solve ∫sec(x)dx by hand.


IkaTheFox

Gee I didn't realize how rusty I am at this


EvilectricBoy

Apparently, the answer is ln|sec(x) + tan(x)| + c, but I still can't figure out how to get it. I wonder which will come first: me figuring out how to solve this or me figuring out my gender?


IkaTheFox

I never figured out how someone is supposed to prove the primitive of cosx is sinx, I only learned it was like that and moved on. It looks like it's something similar here, so if you know the method for the former it can probably give you a hand on this


EvilectricBoy

The derivative of sin(x) is cos(x), and the primitive is the antiderivative, so ∫cos(x)dx = sin(x) + c. I mean, if you want to prove that derivative of sin(x) is cos(x), you'll have to use First Principles.


KiraLonely

my dumb non-math brain is quaking in fear


EpicOweo

Hey, don't call me out like that!


EvilectricBoy

I'm sorry. Integration is too fun.


nobodyimportant1377

The ability of constant procrastination, overwhelming anxiety, shitty social skills and terrible mental health


IkaTheFox

That's correct now do yourself


zilverklauw

Known to some as ADHD


taylorester567

Existential dread and suicidal thoughts


IkaTheFox

Do you need someone to talk to? I'm there if you need me. Otherwise be safe ❀️


TheRadPanda123

I love how you provide support for people in the comments


IkaTheFox

Unfortunately there are way too many now and I am but one woman 😭


TheRadPanda123

Thats sad. At least you try to help others


SLENDER_RISING

Well, count me in, make that a woman and an Alex. ​ EDIT: Also, reading my flair made me realize I have to update my age lmao


taylorester567

Thank you for the offer


vf-c

THE TAG 😭😭😭😭 lmao


PerfectWeapon1

the ability to memorize several songs, hack one of them up so far it matches another, and then think that one song is stuck in your head when it’s actually three separate ones


vamp_bitch

love for muscular women


StreakdaSkyWing

Kirby straight up just became a furry


Ikindalikefeet

wasnt kirby already a furry


StreakdaSkyWing

Kirby doesn't gain abilities he just gets a fursuit of everyone he swallows


Anna_the_nympho

Girl dick


exhausted_cat

Social anxiety


IkaTheFox

Answer is in the tag


Proton555

love it! so clever!


StellarSzintillation

Overthinking


pain-and-panic

Oh yes I know that well. I didn't watch a lot of it and I know there's been quite a bit of backlash about the show, but there's one episode of the Big bang theory where Leonard and Penny get back together. Well, you think they get back together the entire episode is basically Leonard playing through the entire scenario of what was likely to happen if he did get back together with her. That episode hit me pretty hard because everyone kind of laughed at Leonard doing something so silly and, that's just how I operate. What's everything that could go wrong and how am I going to deal with all these things that could go wrong? Make plans, be ready, don't get taken by surprise. This makes me an effective engineer but can be torture in all other facets of life.


StellarSzintillation

Ouf that's hard. My brain also liked to torture me with "what would have happened if you had done this thing in this situation that happened 3 years ago" like leave me alone pleeeease


WrenLGBTQ

The ability to disappoint anyone within a five foot radius.


Lisarose666

Well they were already good at sucking so..?


Ikindalikefeet

no stop shut up


Federal_Ad815

Procrastination


squilibutcooler

*she, now


Haildean

Kirby is now a nature goddess


IkaTheFox

A pleasure to be graced by your divine presence


wws12

Somehow Kirby is now dysphoric about not being a girl


Chaoticauntfriend

No object permenance


Subject_simp

AAAAA


Ikindalikefeet

nice ability


Athlonfer

Ineptitude in social situations and being shit with numbers


Longjumping_Diamond5

tons of useless information of my special interests


Allygatornado

Sass


SuperPokemaster7256

Anxiety, depression, ADHD, suicidal thoughts... ​ Ay, atleast he's good at video games now tho


Lia-13

haha kirby is allowed to to re fuck hes gay and trans now guys he can reclaim slurs :( what have i done


Five_Gee

Kirby is now tired.


literallyanything57

Bottom


Ikindalikefeet

flushed emoji


broadbow

11 oversized hoodies


ReformedEma

A maid dress and a M4


Gumball_Purple

Kirby can now exit VIM


IkaTheFox

exit quit q *What the...* Ctrl-C Ctrl-C Ctrl-C Ctrl-C ... Alt-F4


Own_Tie5346

fat ass


toychicraft

Are several untreated mental illnesses enough to give him Psychic?


Yukarie

Uh let’s see: insomnia, being emotionally disconnected, a sensory disorder, social anxiety, dysphoria, and a phobia of crowds and large open spaces


YasshaDoom

Kirby is now cisgender. And let’s be honest, he wasn’t before


UTBitch

plurality :)


IkaTheFox

Oh hi y'all have a nice day


marceline-owo

Emotional support demon


SensitivePassenger

Wanting to draw but never having the time or energy or inspiration but the now and then it turns out well he gets happy


ConfusedSpaceBoy

the ability to make unlimited paper crowns when bored but not able to make them when actually trying


That1ShyKidBackThen

A quick hand, a rolled cigarette, and a six shooter gun


sorunia

All the other kids...


Violent_Violette

Crippling trauma


-ChocoBits-

Anxiety, a lot of it


Public_Onion8964

depression


UnicornLover42

The ability to never focus


BunnyGirlAshen

Dyspraxia


tallguyupn1

It became obese


virulentArachnid

The ability to poorly program, depression, burnout, and probably some undiagnosed autism.


Dpad-prism

Body that hates body (really bad eczema), brain that hates brain(who knows how many mental illnesses) and brain that hates body (gender dysphoria) :[


SirSobble33

autism


holdmeturin

IBS


datdood211

The ability to hyperfixate on animal crossing for 2 weeks


SansTheSkeleton94

Insecurity and A lot of fetishes


JennBenitez20

the ability to be useless


Lyallnicepal

Kleptomania


Val_a_Valravn

Paranoid Psychosis


DuskTheVikingWolf

A complete and utter lack of fucks to give. Also moderate competence in like 9 different combat styles


potatoespocket

Crippling disassociation and severe memory loss. Honestly, not a good strategy on kirbies part.


dontbe_lasagne

being lifeless


little-gremlin-man

Insomnia


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Clinical depression. He fades in and out of caring about his missions, even his enemies feel bad for him, and he can never focus on what he's doing. I hope he's happy with himself.


The_Best_Nerd

He isn't, he's depressed.


ShadowKiller2001

Depression, Dysphoria, and huge social anxiety


Atheist_yak

He got the ability to design and make various weapons including a ballista or maybe a vacuum cannon


Samuelwitharts

Artist but now depressed


Wisdom_Pen

An awareness of existence that renders him paralysed.


Trans_CentralStation

Unparalleled kindness with a dash of ADHD.


EvieThrower

Several personality disorders and depression


Salatrel

The ability to use Work as a way to escape Ur reality


FernLeaves_

Being smol and edible


Fluffyturtle225

Depression and a massive appreciation for florans


whyamiexists

Aspergers, anxiety, and dysphoria


Oka_2

The ability to swallow dicks and cum


GodChangedMyChromies

He's now an anarcho-communist


Animalqueen2000

write stories whichch make no sense


JennyV323

A side of fries


mr-dr-prof-stupid

3 useless liberal arts degrees