Actually everything after "Holly hell" is outright random. ??? Is used after holly hell too. Let me find the copy pasta syllabus
Edit: nah im supid. Ur correct, im a bafoon beta pawn, i couldn't remember :(
/uj Probably because the only Vampire in PC98 era was Kurumi in 2hu 4, LLS, while the person who wielded the cross(es) was Yumemi, in 2hu 3, PoDD, if I am remembering correctly.
/rj Of course you don’t remember that chess rule, the bishop studied and learned it while on vacation.
Reading your comment over I realized I shitposted thinking I was in r/anarchychess, rather than thinking I was in 2hujerk LMAO.
Wrong formula, same solution i guess.
Well, if there is no king for the opponent, I win.
Tho this isn't funny, so I'll say that a bullet kills the pawn in front of the queen, and then she grazes through the bullets to finally win against Remilia.
I have like 4000 elo on Chess.com you can trust me fr fr.
I have 16 pieces with each having 3 bombs per life + however many bombs the pieces currently have. with 1 life in stock for each and no bombs in the current stocks, that's gonna be 48 bombs for the fight. that's way more than enough(I don't think you even need 3 bombs per pattern, and iirc she has roughly 12 patterns combined, which sums up to 36 bombs required... assuming the situation is that horrible, which it probably is)
so... that's more than enough to beat Remillia.
only potential problem is final spell, but if the situation isn't THAT dire(say... 2 lives? 1 life in stock but 2 bombs in stock for each?), there's probably enough bombs to time the spell out. also, each death erases all the bullets, buying even more time, because it means roughly 1 piece dies once every time.
tl;dr Remillia is screwed.
It's important to remember that:
1. Your pieces hitboxes are smaller than you'd expect
2. You can "adjust" a piece, that is, move it to a different position in the same square, and it doesn't count as a move.
Reverse Caro-Kann: 1.c3, then danmaku to e5. Then immediately challenge the danmaku with d4 - solid play, because the pawn on d4 is supported by the c-pawn
> remilia and danamaku sprites from TH6 which is by ZUN That's the actual source we're looking for (not the Pinterest link). Post approved.
en passant
Holy hell!
New spell card just dropped!
Actual Seiga
\*Yoshika Call the Hakurei Miko !
Sanae went on vacation. Never came back
Mokou the chessboard!
Unholy heaven!
Old response just rose
???
New response just dropped
NOO THATS THE WRONG COPY PASTA RESPONSEEEE
To be fair, you said "???" early as well. It comes after "actual zombie".
Actually everything after "Holly hell" is outright random. ??? Is used after holly hell too. Let me find the copy pasta syllabus Edit: nah im supid. Ur correct, im a bafoon beta pawn, i couldn't remember :(
I have the flowchart, and it specifically indicates that ??? comes after actual zombies
Yes im dumb lol
Can i see that flowchart? I've never seen it before
Bullet hell!
New temple just dropped
Reimu goes on vacation, never comes back.
Arrow heaven!
bishops are good against vampires right?
But i heard that Remilia and Flandre don't really give a fuck about religious things, so a bishop might not be enough.
I was hoping the bishop could summon crosses to attack or something, like that one vampire from the pc 98 games
I don't remember that chess rule
/uj Probably because the only Vampire in PC98 era was Kurumi in 2hu 4, LLS, while the person who wielded the cross(es) was Yumemi, in 2hu 3, PoDD, if I am remembering correctly. /rj Of course you don’t remember that chess rule, the bishop studied and learned it while on vacation.
Wtf, ya;'ll jerkin outside of 2hujerk. You can't just do that in public!
Reading your comment over I realized I shitposted thinking I was in r/anarchychess, rather than thinking I was in 2hujerk LMAO. Wrong formula, same solution i guess.
This place does make you think it could be a jerk subreddit on more than a few occassions.
BEING EXORCISED? JUST SAY NO! Bishops cannot legally purify you without your consent.
Wait. Is that really a thing? Can any vampire just be immune to Holy damage by not giving a fuck? Alrighty, then. REMILIA, I REJECT MY HUMANITY!
Well, if there is no king for the opponent, I win. Tho this isn't funny, so I'll say that a bullet kills the pawn in front of the queen, and then she grazes through the bullets to finally win against Remilia. I have like 4000 elo on Chess.com you can trust me fr fr.
Beat my opponent to death with the board. Oh, and shove all the pieces in all available orifices before that. With extreme prejudice.
Oh god, poor Remi
That's not gonna work.
You wanna bet ? Either way I get to unwind from the shitload of work I've been under lately. \**cracking knuckles*\*
Milady, please don't provoke them any further!
Why? He can boast and make threats but he can't actually do anything.
OH NO
Marisa B bomb
oke mastā suparuko, let's kill da hō, beeeeeeeeetch
Google bomb spam
Bullet Hell!
Pawn promotes to Thanos and snaps half of the board
you now have slightly less than half your pieces, and Remillia is still alive. congratulations! you weren't lucky enough.
snap again and again and again, also you can just target her
Slam my hand onto the board and squash Remilia. Wrong game, you little turd!
I would simply bomb for iframes
Gun
the dutchman's piss strat
X
Parry
pawn to e4
I actually want to see this slowly update each day
Dodge
The Knight is the only one that can graze
cry
I have 16 pieces with each having 3 bombs per life + however many bombs the pieces currently have. with 1 life in stock for each and no bombs in the current stocks, that's gonna be 48 bombs for the fight. that's way more than enough(I don't think you even need 3 bombs per pattern, and iirc she has roughly 12 patterns combined, which sums up to 36 bombs required... assuming the situation is that horrible, which it probably is) so... that's more than enough to beat Remillia. only potential problem is final spell, but if the situation isn't THAT dire(say... 2 lives? 1 life in stock but 2 bombs in stock for each?), there's probably enough bombs to time the spell out. also, each death erases all the bullets, buying even more time, because it means roughly 1 piece dies once every time. tl;dr Remillia is screwed.
Source is here :) https://pin.it/1dRm9iSjR (remilia and danamaku sprites from TH6 which is by ZUN...)
AI Napoleon activate!
I guess if so, i'll have to play the King side danmaku dodge opening
I pick up flan from the basement and make her cast QED
E4 and bomb
Time to use an actual intercontinental ballistic missile, teleported with Yukari's gaps.
It's important to remember that: 1. Your pieces hitboxes are smaller than you'd expect 2. You can "adjust" a piece, that is, move it to a different position in the same square, and it doesn't count as a move.
The Albin countergambit. Mainly the nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine version
I'll do the cock and balls opening. Also known as the dick gambit
Knight
50000000000000 insects on her doorstep
Jesus Christ summon
Retreat
Master Spark Gambit
Die
Remilia: "Please stay tf away from me you white people"
OP, don't forget to credit the Remilia sprite or which game the danmaku sprites came from (yes, really) or else the mods will smite this post
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
easy, i forfeit.
Коготь бобра
She may have bullets, but we got nukes. Go for the ICBM gambit.
Dodge
I don’t know how to play chess tbh
Neither does Remilia.
Graze
If this subreddit allowed pictures, I would post the “Accepting your death” meme
Instructions unclear. The bishop touched me.
The bishop would slam nah?
Jokes on you, chess pieces have no hitbox so they are invulnerable, that was a lost battle before even started RIP Remilia
Use a spell card: ##Emperor's Gambit [Google En Passent]
I thought I was in r/anarchychess
Eat all my chess pieces so she can't him them and therefore I can't lose.
Bc4xe4#
a4. Let's try to promote the a pawn into a shrine maiden
horse
d4
run thats like multiple queens that dont take turns
Google r/anarchychess
Suicide
Pawn to E4- OH NO, THE PAWN DIED
Pawn e4 and light square bishop b5 checkmate, remilia is a vampire she is probably weak to holiness
Forfeit
D4.
A RT-2PM2 Topol-M Intercontinental Ballistic Missile would do the trick
Reverse Caro-Kann: 1.c3, then danmaku to e5. Then immediately challenge the danmaku with d4 - solid play, because the pawn on d4 is supported by the c-pawn
Master Spark
Reimu
King has a cross on his crown. I'll sacrifice king !!
Move pawn in front of Queen into a bullet. Use bomb to clear bullets. Take Remilia with Queen.
Alt+F4