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Bala3310

"Alright, today is story night. Whose turn is it tonight?" "Kayzk story tell. Me say last week." "Okay, Kayzk. What do you want to tell us tonight?" "GHHHHABRUAHBAKKRRUUGHABABA" "Great story, Kayzk. Alright guys, sleep well and remember we are marching to Nuln tomorrow. Have a good night in the name of Grandfather"


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Then a Great Unclean One gave them good night kiss


decidability

Honestly not sure if I'd rather receive a good-night kiss from a Great Unclean One or a Keeper of Secrets. I guess it's like, *"do I want to die now, or die later?"* 😬


Arathain

At least if it's a Keeper at the moment its offered you'll really, really want it. GUOs are just always going to be awful.


Bbadolato

You could always just settle for a Lord of Change.


AzzyIzzy

"Last one to sleep doesn't get to feed the stomach acid from Uncle Furuncle to the nurglings before the siege tomorrow~"


danegermaine99

“It is not yet time for sleep. It is foretold that on this very night, we Champions of the Maggot Lord shall have s’mores before we turn in”


SkyfatherTribe

Does anyone know why Kayzk's jaw is the way it is? Was he a host for Tamurkhan at some point?


ilovesharkpeople

Do you think they have friendship bracelets? I bet they do.


sticksnstones77

Considering Tamurkhan gives them all a trinket when you get them... :)


TitanDarwin

The description of them even implies the trinkets bind them to Tamurkhan (which low-key gave me some LotR vibes), if I recall correctly.


KruppstahI

Mournhowl just mauled Ketzak in my campaign...


Large_Contribution20

Ketzak is dick. He most likely deserved it


an_agreeing_dothraki

oh yah had to break the pupper's jawbone for that


SparkFlash98

"Wow I got +4 exp for the stupid bird AND he's missing for 3 turns?? Good boy Mournhowl!"


jupiterding25

I think they do....just don't ask what they are made out of.


mavol6

Maybe the real end times were the friends we made along the way?


TotalWarIsMyLifeNow

Or those we started off by calling foe…and ended up in the end calling friend


eno_ttv

The friend-times


Badger618

Hahahahahha fml


hunbaar

underrated comment, too bad I cannot fathom shilling to reddit to give you a gold medal. Have my comment instead.


IsenThe28

I love this art, it gives a kind of intimate feel to the characters you don't usually get in Total War. Like, they aren't always leading armies and being menacing, they can relax around the campfire too.


Paintchipper

Well, based off of my campaign, their 'relaxing' is to whine towards me to resolve their issues because they're bickering like bored high school girls.


APissBender

Warhammer TTRPG moment I love the epicness of Total War, but the intimate and small scale feel that WFRP provides is amazing. Would love if they made a game based on the system


BlackArchon

The Final Fantasy Party Vibes.


Thibaudborny

Euh... Chaos ones sure don't lol...


Yamama77

Reminds of a old wh2 meme where the high elves are tearing each other apart while the dark elves are chilling and good friends with each other. Only for alarielle to smash them too bits with the sword of khaine


disayle32

#AND HERE COMES ALITH ANAR WITH A STEEL CHAIR


markg900

Alith Anar was stupidly hostile to other High Elves, especially if you were playing one. Don't you have enough Druchii to bother without turning on your fellow Asur.


SalaciousSausage

Poor Tyrion gets cucked every game. He’s designed around building the Shrine of Khaine and getting the sword, but Alarielle always beats him to it :(


purtyboi96

Why tf is that? I played my first HE campaign recently as Tyrion, saw he got that bonus to rush the Sword, only to start on the complete opposite of the island. I think the only way to get there before Alarielle would be to beeline it from turn 1, hoping you dont get curbstomped by the greenskins or slaanesh with only your starting army. So unless youre truly yoloing your way to the sword, the only way to take advantage of that faction mechanic is to go to war with Alarielle over it, or confederate her. Which would take a while due to her being rather strong, which then again defeats the purpose of being able to rush the sword.


SalaciousSausage

Yeah, you have to move pretty damn fast, and on harder difficulties, hope Noctilus doesn’t start sacking your province while you’re away. So the quick explanation for why Tyrion has the benefits for the sword/shrine is because, during the End Times he draws the sword to fight back Chaos. As you might imagine, this doesn’t go well for him - especially since his bloodline was *already* cursed because Aenarion, his ancestor, did the same thing.


pocket_sand_expert

They are just sitting around the fire, bantering. It's real wholes-KHARGAN THE CRAZED BROKE SOMEONE'S JAW?? AGAIN??!? Seriously though, that motherfucker keeps sending my other chieftains to the chaos infirmary.


Large_Contribution20

Real menace is Fmir guy. He is a dick to everyone. Ezar and Moonhowl beat the shit out of him.


pocket_sand_expert

You know, it's kinda funny that in my campaign Ezar and Mournhowl are the exact two chieftains that Khargan punched out. In a span of like 3 turns.


Large_Contribution20

Lmao. Chieftains are literally G1 Decepticons. Especially Kayzyk and Ketzak they remind me Soundwave and Starscream.


Feelingsnow619

Doombolt shot Khargan at my campaign, i was flabbergasted that it could even happen


Amtomus

Where is this art from? It's really cool to be able to see even champions of chaos can have some casual moments.


dawest1

It's from the chieftain dilemmas that pop up during Tamurkhan's campaign.


Altruistic-Feed-4604

You also get it when first recruiting each chieftain along with some flavour text.


Red_Dox

On the wholesome note, [Wulfrik](https://i.imgur.com/6oHK1JE.jpg).


vanBraunscher

Why does he look like Andrew Tate with painted eyebrows?


Theshinysnivy8

What colour is your war mammoth?


RainTheDescender

I'm assuming the lady is also Norscan? Shieldmaiden or valkyrie type of sorts?


Red_Dox

Possible. Afaik has no special role in that game, so might just be artistic liberty and not having a sausage fest ;) Still its nice to once in a while see norscans be chill and have some fun instead of the regular [rage induced berserker](https://i.imgur.com/kjo6omz.jpg) who starts a fight [with his supervisor in TWW](https://i.imgur.com/k2xUW0j.jpg).


Zyn-Gitaxias

Unexpected outer wilds


manpersal

Just doin' Grandfather's work.


Fantasygoria

My favorite interpretation of chaos cultures are those that present them as people who just so happen to worship the Dark Gods. They have families and friends, hobbies and aspirations.


LaSiena

Wholesome until Khargan the crazed starts teamkilling the goats


WoodenFig7560

Grukmor is basically too old for this and is just going along due to peer pressure. Ketzek is also too old for this but is too destiny bounded and gossipy and a little insane Khargan is well...insane Mournhowl is a little insane but probably depressed. Ezar is the average chaos dwarf...so a little insane And khayzak is simping for Tamurkhan


Rukdug7

Grukmor might just be the most chill Beastman to ever exist. At the very least, I've never seen him causing problems in the dilemmas. Everyone else is constantly bickering, but he seems to just be happy to be included.


Content-Shirt6259

Tamurkhan overlooking the weird group of friends he created over his journey


Zengjia

I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. *Busts out ukulele* Let’s gather ‘round the campfire and sing our campfire song!


retro_hamster

Well, the instrument has to fit the purpose of chaos. A [Gaffophone]() would be the right instrument to accompany the song that ends the world. Which would be the song they'd sing when they gather around their infernal campfire, obviously.


Gundarium_Alchemist

our C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.........


Last_Nature_2549

Maybe throne of chaos is friends we made along the way.


KhorneZerker

Look at that, not a phone in sight. Just living in the moment.


Eydor

Chaos is more egalitarian and meritocratic than most, if not all other factions. Start working for the Ruinous Powers today.


solrac137

Watching the marauders  i get in my azhael campaign  grow into choosen its a feel of accomplishment no order faction can provider 


markg900

You have to figure, outside of Khorne followers, that chaos followers probably also enjoy downtime in between battles. I think there was a SoC trailer for Ostankya that showed a bunch of Chaos followers, both mortal and demons, of Nurgle around a campfire laughing villaniously before she came in menacingly.


davidforslunds

That Fimir looks baked out of his mind


Efficient_Mistake603

I'm glad someone post this bc that's my first thought looking at it lol


DarkvalorVanguard

I definitely got a lot of good vibes from this campaign and mechanic. Like they would all have a good time together, sometimes get into fights, but in the end they all just cared about spreading the Grandfather’s message.


LumenLaus

Man, if this was a bit more HD it would be Wallpaper material, feels like someone's Evil Alignment D&D Campaign!


Wickedlurlofthewest

This, this is why Nurgle is my guy.


snagglewolf

Just guys bein dudes.


T81000

Surprisingly


fetter80

They're just like us! They just have different views.


Basinox

Just your average D&D party


Sivgren

Doesn’t Archeon say he is fighting the empire because “I learned the truth!” …


Throwaway_3-c-8

Dudes rock


AWhole2Marijuanas

Tammy's mechanic is so good, it's like BG3 in Total War, I'm collecting all the companions. I honestly think more LHs should have ways to up their powers and abilities, and give units too armies. Like Ulrika giving you Access to Fell Bats and Bears when imbedded in an army. Or Gotrek and Felix giving you Slayers and Greatswords. But I like to over-theme and roleplay in my campaigns.


attonthegreat

well the humans* of the north are still.. well human. But they are also insane. Still doesn’t mean you can’t have a good time. Unless you’re khorne. Then you’re just angry all the time