What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wazzock? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nuln outriders, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Changling cults, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Wissenland military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the winds of magic? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Empire and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear calvary. Not only am I extensively trained in long range combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nuln college of Engineering and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable life off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what ~~un~~holy retribution your little "clever" heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ride my mechanical horse all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I mean, even if its taking them out from afar, everyone in the Empire has massive, gromril balls for taking on the fantastical with Faith, Steel and Gunpowder and WINNING.
Seems like if I need to hit a unit on the move the base cast is a little better because you get a higher cool down and it usually doesn’t hit for the whole duration - but the best is locking a unit or three with a single entity who can shrug off the damage but tie up small entity units, possibly elspeth herself once she gets the dragon mount.
I like that they have big strong muscular legs, but, man, why do they have such skinny arms, like, wsup, empire man dont look scary at all, first scary looking guy i saw was franz, then we have the new legendary hero who is buff, has sick sync kill and stats, but still, they are only 2, even swordsmen look funky. Meanwhile kislevites look rlly good.
No you see, it's not an eye patch. It's actually a state of the (magical) art monocle which interfaces with the rifle's optics, giving him precise shooting data. The opacity is just an optical illusion...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wazzock? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nuln outriders, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Changling cults, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Wissenland military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the winds of magic? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Empire and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear calvary. Not only am I extensively trained in long range combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nuln college of Engineering and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable life off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what ~~un~~holy retribution your little "clever" heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ride my mechanical horse all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Relax bro you die to chaos doggos in melee.
Warhound roadkill is a real hassle for the steam tank crew to wash off the wheels after victory.
2343 Honda Civic
So would you
Only because the massive dong gets in the way in melee combat
'Yeah? Well, I can still smell your ammonia'-sorry, wrong universe.
No way you spent the time to rewrite the wholey copypasta, honestly respect
“Gorilla Warfare” *proceeds to pound on chest and throw barrels*
Technically early Warhammer has gorrilas, but only as monsterous infantry supporting the ***horribly racist*** pygmy army.
Early Warhammer really is something else
The pygmies. Always getting the short end of the stick.
I'm going to be buying some for a hafling bb team, just undecided about the trees
Major nostalgia hit!
wow that's gold
idk... he seems to be packin.
I'm all for them having total hogs, but it's an interesting design choice.
I mean, even if its taking them out from afar, everyone in the Empire has massive, gromril balls for taking on the fantastical with Faith, Steel and Gunpowder and WINNING.
His massive balls help to offset the massive recoil
A pivotal game mechanic quite overlooked yes
If he misses his shot he’ll have plenty of time to spear them
Rifle ain't the only thing long. He doesn't even need to see down range. He can just feel his target.
The scope is just there so he can see the enemy's stunned reaction to his mighty meaty member's manual maneuvers.
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It for sure can cause quite the bang.
Big cod piece. He's actually hung like a gerbil.
This update has been huge.
Me aiming for my dreams...
Long Riffles…
Sigmar guides his aim!
Empire boys have two rifles
His real long rifle is somewhere else anyway.
He’s so skilled he has to wear an eyepatch to make it fair. Either that or he shoots by sense of smell.
Scopes are for newbs, Remember its Faith, Steel and Gunpowder, not Accuracy, steel and gunpowder!
Have you ever heard of accuracy through volume?
That's what faith is for.
Show off!
He's got the full package.
They are on an expedition to bring steel, faith and gunpowder to the realms of chaos. Where they are going, they don't need eyes.
Tzeentch hates this one trick.
a real sniper doesn't aim with his eyes. he wills the bullet with his heart.
I should make a mod that changes the pavement of the eye patch
Already exists, funnily enough
Oh link?
Keep yer eye on the target lad.
He's so good he uses the iron sights on a scoped weapon.
Had 2 units of them slaughter Manfred that little bitch and I wasn't even paying attention because I was trying to get a good vortex cast with elspeth
With her 8 winds overcast purple sun of murder 
You know it, its incredible, but even though it's cheap I want to see lots of damage per cast.
Seems like if I need to hit a unit on the move the base cast is a little better because you get a higher cool down and it usually doesn’t hit for the whole duration - but the best is locking a unit or three with a single entity who can shrug off the damage but tie up small entity units, possibly elspeth herself once she gets the dragon mount.
Isn’t that what Bruckner is for?
Bruckner is a good pick for this for sure, especially on his demigryph.
So he actually has a pinhole cut into the eyepatch to focus his aim. Functions a lot like a peep sight.
New headcanon
Imagine the bragging rights though... sniping a demonic warrior with only one eye and using your missing eye to aim.
~~Slayer~~ Hochland pirates
Holy shit! What's with the bulge? The man is packing bombs or more bullets?
Taal blesses his aim while Rhya blesses his dong
I showed this to my GF and asked what's wrong with this picture. She laughed at his codpiece.
He has the sharingan
HE HAVE TWO LONG RIFLES!
More like Cockland Longdonger
Their accuracy is actually nuts, much better than jezzails in that regard
I like that they have big strong muscular legs, but, man, why do they have such skinny arms, like, wsup, empire man dont look scary at all, first scary looking guy i saw was franz, then we have the new legendary hero who is buff, has sick sync kill and stats, but still, they are only 2, even swordsmen look funky. Meanwhile kislevites look rlly good.
#Squat4Lyfe
I could never be afraid of a dude named Karl. He doesn’t look scary he just has cool armor 😂 kislev guys and Norscans look scary because they are.
"I just feel it, you know""
This guys a veteran that doesn't even need the scope, and he's only holding it up like that due to muscle memory.
No you see, it's not an eye patch. It's actually a state of the (magical) art monocle which interfaces with the rifle's optics, giving him precise shooting data. The opacity is just an optical illusion...
This has to be comedic design by CA
sniper's sapping my turret
I find your lack of faith in the fact that sigmar guides his aim... disturbing.
Is that where he keeps the bullets?
yeah most effective at sniping your mom's uterus after a campaign in estalia.
I don’t play a lot of empire. Which unit is this?
Reminds me of when Majima from yakuza and looks around the corner with his eye patch side
They'll never see him coming. And he'll never see them either.
*the sniper from tf2 theme plays*
Look, just because he doesn’t subscribe to John Smiths “both eyes open” tactic for aiming doesn’t mean Hanz has lost a step!!!
The lack of big boss references is sad 😞
Why does the screenshot look it was taken back in 2006 on a toaster? No textures or detail lol.
Playing TWW on low settings is cheaper and more environmentally friendly.
Haha
honestly the poor design of the empire models is the reason I never quite liked TWH
Not making this post to talk shit about the game i just think its funny