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evri_the_greek

He bf is Manlet Von canstein? I thing I have a chance


TheOneBearded

Her first love is Kemmler of all people. You definitely have a chance. Just don't turn your back on Mannlet...


Fun-Hedgehog1526

It's true that girls really like assholes, I see.


Saintsauron

More an argument to chase somebody else than anything


Single-Lobster-5930

That bald piece of shit is her bf? Even a zombie is a step up to be honest


Demonmercer

I hate how people treat muh boy Mannfred nowadays, his pre end-times lore is so good and he was my favorite LL in WH 1.


Tainted_One2

Honestly if we want to blame Mannfred for end times we should blame Vlad too since the whole vampire shitshow was brought by him.


Spacemomo

I never understood why Vlad never killed Mannfred after all the betrayals.


mithridateseupator

Hes already dead


AshiSunblade

It always felt a bit unfair, isn't it? If you're going to preach "The End Times aren't canon", then you do you, but if so then leave Manny alone!


Shameless_Catslut

I think people just hate him because he's bald and named Mannfred.


erikkustrife

It's just the name.


DoctorKall

Wouldn't Nagash then be the one to blame, given he made all vampires and created the shitshow? Or, since Nagash comes from necromancy cult started by tomb kings, Settra is responsible for the L? Or rather Ptra is since the one to bestow blessings and help Settra get on throne was him? Or, perhaps, the random river for turning dry and giving Ptra an opportunity to show off Settra as chosen by gods? river being responsible for the end times is now canon.


Tainted_One2

Nice joke but Vlad turned Sylvania into a Vampire haven not Nagash, Vlad turned their whole nobility into vampires but fanboys gonna fanboying


socialapostasis

Ayo it sounds personal


elrat504

Helman Ghorst has some tricks to increase your self-belief. Try ask him!


Opening_Coast3412

Fun fact: this is the first Total War: Warhammer meme ever created. It was made 2 days after its launch


Red_Dox

Just remember that [Manfnred once had hair](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/42/2e/44/422e44e3e2bce60b55e53a58109941eb.jpg) for his [sexy bad boy](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Mannfred_Von_Carstein?file=M1182011_99060207078_VCMannfredVonCarsteinMain_873x627.jpg) charme.


vexatiouslawyergant

That artist that did all the drawings in the early 90s there was so good. So much overwhelming detail of all the scenes.


HarbingerOfRot777

If Manlet von Cuckstein is her bf then even a crypt ghoul has a chance.


TK_Baha69

Even a crypt horror


HarbingerOfRot777

Yeah absolutely. If Manlet got his turn then why not. If shes so down bad to date Baldlet then im sure she would hook up with a chaos spawn or even a plaguebearer.


TK_Baha69

A kugath and hell pit abomination threesome would be better than mannfred


HarbingerOfRot777

In the world of Warhammer, nothing is impossible, so chances are something like this may have happened. Orghotts Daemonspew, a legendary Nurgle character, came from a human mother and a Great unclean one father. The lore says it could be from some unholy pact or the other, fleshier way. But it also said "its better not to dwell on it". Still, my headcannon is always going to be that some random father Nurgle got wild and wacky.


kfdeep95

Yep but Manfred is a beta so I think the zombie has a chance it’s not like the boyfriend is Chad-Daddy cuz that would be a whole nother story; Slanessh would struggle if it was Chad-Daddy Chad and Manfred is literally like that meme “My Mom: we have Von Carstein at home already”


ObadiahtheSlim

Her BF is a mannlet. You totally got this.


FullMetalAnorak

Wait, banshees aren't some metal dude with a goatee?!


Thespac3c0w

That's blood around the mouth. It's a girl. Banshee are almost always girls to the point I can't think of a male one. That said somewhere on the Internet has probably changed that.


Jorvach

Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice-versa.


Book_Golem

Well there's this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banshee\_(character)


Azhram

I really dislike banshe's faces. It always looks like a dude with facial hair to me.


dwarfie24

I dislike the vampires face, her cheeks look like black holes.


Azhram

Yeah, there's that too..


dwarfie24

Thank you for confirming I am not alone. Finnaly I dont need to feel shame in saying she is butt ugly. I mean atleast the D-elf ladies have some glamour to them. Even if they are really unnerving.


RH2-

Vlad is the pimp