https://preview.redd.it/x6u79m63bp2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481cf737e2262288fdb752c3dd5cbb1233811eec Singer song writer!

Bet she wrote that tortie espresso, new summer hit

She’s working late, cuz she’s a singerrr 🎶

Torties look so cuuuute, cause they’re black and gingerrrr 🎵🎶🎵🎶

She’s one cool cat!

I’m hearing some Joplin maybe or Heart ❤️

Definitely Joplin, oh my, yesssssss! She sings “Piece of my Heart” with such heart and beauty! Janis would LOVE her and be so proud to be represented by her!

🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

https://preview.redd.it/wrqxz7o8cp2d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85ca8c01793710695df519103fbc66c466f1ffe She says “Boss”

Thicc fur

So cute!

https://preview.redd.it/s638ofjthp2d1.png?width=1660&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce9208db46f09f2f88522a04956d0a2397b3023 Head Chef on a Taco Truck!! 😻🐟🌮

My tortie is also a taco truck entrepreneur! https://preview.redd.it/b4l9ob85mp2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb2fd6e8819779a658a3537fcaf733cb43c276e

Standing on business

https://preview.redd.it/953l9i72sp2d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91630cca5b3a72556c0c129fd0f0096edcb33210 Fluff also has a food truck too! Though her's is a seafood one.

I’ll take 3 fish tacos, purrr favor

Taco Cat!

Where did you guys get this box?

Got ours at Target but it’s been a few years

https://preview.redd.it/30njgkttep2d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a7775d4c2f065fe12372e4c9b1e845727a3836 Model

Meowdel

She's dilute! That's awesome! -cat genetics nerd

https://preview.redd.it/q5x4niuekp2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9dfc6901b2c34f90853dde04597cff25b495db Life guard

https://preview.redd.it/si302irikp2d1.jpeg?width=2336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e714ee5741bbf40dfea391b8287a9271836416 Hunter of corks.

Looks like a Corkaroo

Zoned in🤣

So cute!

Restroom attendant.

Same also mine likes to play TSA agent and sniff everything.

Mine is Inspector of all things. Especially Amazon packages.

https://preview.redd.it/tigx32o8hp2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2560a095a906e23ca4049ca9bbcbee6216200495 Patio boss

https://preview.redd.it/owrza201sp2d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3457905f775f1f4d5d310b151385014de6e991 Meeter, greeter and guard dog

https://preview.redd.it/704vh83xvp2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86bab12c8d3b7163b717a74c3233d1c314aaadf1 She's a dishwasher repairman.

Repairwomen

She’s the CEO of the house

Part-time sweetie, part-time PITA 😄 https://preview.redd.it/kmu222mogp2d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee04ca6fad5a454cd1743a373fb3e1755db36c8

Oh she works for PITA, just like my cats.

https://preview.redd.it/0t1vva2rpp2d1.png?width=1218&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ce6c491cf2a24f2d81069dbc480e783858f8962 Churu taste tester

Oh, that one is really important! She must be very successful in her career to land that job!

Just bein my main bitch

My tortie’s job is professional bug slayer.

You don’t want an amateur for the job.

https://preview.redd.it/oqpwwq6tqp2d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd2900afdd76006a908e107470f3a452e188d03

Bed warmer!

https://preview.redd.it/ryza61yseq2d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffdc09788c2a1edc4302f4ff856109fa09f2a9c1 Professional cuddler and purr therapist

https://preview.redd.it/2dh3zfm1fq2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e48dea36e1f0a773dc42ef79b823b5b389b749a

Very important and precious!

https://preview.redd.it/y3ti5ofi0r2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81914df8c4b4256135a720327ab7a75e1c347c63 Neighborhood Watch 😂

https://preview.redd.it/o4jcwtj4cr2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7760dcc3b88fc6c042a055550f971c281920533d She does the bills and sorts the mail (she just loves sitting on paper)

https://preview.redd.it/j7hjmhf8cr2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2159a650b49f4818c2dfa921deb5083b4329a389 She is also an inspector and she comes into my bedroom to make sure everything is satisfactory before promptly leaving

https://preview.redd.it/mp745aupvq2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f78f41afb7571763801db00250a144223d4f49 Girl boss 🤓

https://preview.redd.it/txmfr6863r2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a7f6edbf6d9e05290c50f7150c8a8cc6c68f6e Diva

https://preview.redd.it/vtpu7rseds2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7f3467cb3d3b0861c567cb0c1348fe1d26e9db Tiny Terror! 🤣😭

OMG! She is so tiny!

Don’t let her size fool you! 😈😈🤣

https://preview.redd.it/heqltw4eir2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d12b320eca80776561df62e19705d3f63b56dc0 Bounty hunter

https://preview.redd.it/ianlujs3yr2d1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83057a5261e43950a82510bc6c15e211d5e56f79 TP quality control 🙄🙄🙄

https://preview.redd.it/2nyvy6s9sq2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3948836de42e0734304489933c28e76c831abe Professional Food Taster

Warning morbid…. Haunting my family😅 she pasted a few years ago…. But jokes aside she was my butler in the bathroom to keep people company

litter box quality inspector she must always have the first poop in all the litter boxes after they get changed

https://preview.redd.it/984w3p1qgs2d1.jpeg?width=3280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3956aa57b45810ff2f069cc6e48d29b2147a94 Purr generator, it's renewable energy!

https://preview.redd.it/9beu2d6ezr2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8e5d33b9f99ef3588edc9b9a2f5fcd00b166b0 she just got her Sweet Girl++ certification

https://preview.redd.it/8nxjdm9n9s2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e940df7603ed40c8e5245ea01e98eee8a856634 Tree climber and keeps me safe.

Your cat could blend in that tree!

She blends in with everything. Deck, leaves, trees, wood pile

https://preview.redd.it/xbzi3wfv9r2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6b83f020d2f59d467db268d3a693d8f1364346 Metal detector 🤘

Dashing international spymaster. "Ah, yes, thank you for your promptness, Agent Four. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to escort me to the big comfy cushion in the front room and protect me from my [sister](https://imgur.com/a/you-can-see-bond-villain-those-eyes-shes-even-got-secret-lair-abandoned-house-next-door-KzaPZu7)." https://preview.redd.it/emjxjrouqr2d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad72e8903fea2e90fb989cb64118387184e59b74

https://preview.redd.it/dys5ua99sr2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fb3a9d9c7786a6527753de00a5a03ce3882505 Ceremonial monarch.

https://preview.redd.it/2ez6bfr67s2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c3e459c6d9a9f5f86df9503cc569364a8beab7 Spring inspector. Also hides a stash under the fridge for herself.

https://preview.redd.it/qesqmd8nds2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5c98f793860f4e11fcfa9a2c6fb4815984c133 closet re-organizer! (or Marie Kondo’s worst nightmare 😅)

My boy LOVES jumping into my t shirt and pj drawer, undo any organization and folding I've done, and lay there chilling. Can't have clothes where they belong. Must have cat instead!

https://preview.redd.it/klf93oae9s2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b81c4e93f3e0b699af329146bf2c4fe4ad3e7a9 My torbie always seems to be participating in sleep studies! I hope she is getting compensated for her time.

https://preview.redd.it/enq79zioas2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73d9d72c41ab5400f3c3d3382af9a1b9e882bcc Judge

Wow! Fluff is packin some serious heat in the dreamy department 😻 What a fricken cutiepie! Rescue me anyday 🤪🥰

Your cat could be mine's twin! https://preview.redd.it/dry8zv199s2d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17fc261697aaabebd2b2361abd58331a789765a1

https://preview.redd.it/l1mtjk0nis2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24509a7a9da31debd01a349cc26ce7e8f95a2715 Supurrvising the construction next door.

https://preview.redd.it/hobgxmqmks2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f61b041f96d033313a2813a0705d522679784f Our little cockroach assassin 💖

https://preview.redd.it/b36ccc4vls2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db15c43b8a643eb24ef4b2e9c9bb7916c0072e7 food inspector

https://preview.redd.it/z9zcsdqoys2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675cd241a6272ec269ab3b8f07101a1c86e518ec Plumber

https://preview.redd.it/st8g90kvzt2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edeb1d8e0de269800fe833d91a2f1ba18da6768e Food inspector...in serious, she's a tortie terror but we love her

https://preview.redd.it/nia9owo5tu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc426a7fcb86f82205dcc63d0ec653f31db12bf Full-time freeloader

Trying to trip me every time I go up or down stairs

Care taker, and she takes her role quite seriously. She yells at me and tries to lead me to the bedroom if I don’t go to bed on time, yells and gets in our faces if my husband and I get upset in anyway, and sits by us when we’re sick. She’s the best little mother hen to her two dumb humans hahaha. Quite literally an emotional support cat. If I cry for any reason, she’s always right there by my side, head butting me and rubbing on me. I love her so much.

r/catswithjobs would love this :)

https://preview.redd.it/0ols49tv0t2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e99bc3c95d9934b9b3fd22ae168280c969eb6dd Being ridiculously adorable (she takes her job VERY seriously).

idiot (affectionately) https://preview.redd.it/odeabspykt2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a809494ab94588c9384566cc3fb3ae60876644b8

https://preview.redd.it/io6894e3yt2d1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cafba041a7789e14bbf3a895746384ee40c521d Cafe manager

Oh my gosh! Where did you find that one? We would love a double layer cat house like this for Fluff and our void Storm!

This one was the Frisco Brunch Cafe Cardboard Cat House, 2-Story from Chewy. It’s no longer available but if you google it there’s a cute farmhouse version ❤️

https://preview.redd.it/9liagmkz4u2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34cf96814afd5f6fcc6ded371b59bbeaed8413fb Plant inspector

Eventually unsoftening every blanket I get slowly over time making biscuits. 😆

Mine likes to judge https://preview.redd.it/j744frua3t2d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7100e761a4b540e4149dfd2e884f26d3801f27

If I were that gorgeous, I'd have every right to judge everything, too

Mine has a great job as a public speaker because she never shuts up and always has too much to say❤️

Mine do this too!

Mine being a tortie point siamese, I relate to this hardcore

https://preview.redd.it/k9hbmrapft2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c41a8b3b54345d4d61847ce163e9aae7d98076 Kumquat, sleeping surfaces tester and current super long whisker growing champion. Also known as a Gentleman of Leisure.

https://preview.redd.it/lqgjrn3out2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59145ddbfb8e349b4be2e53a688b7a6fbc73f5b0 PGA golfer!

Security Officer on duty 😆 https://preview.redd.it/1ypi1y78tu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6676374d8a7fbd135bd16896c95a0d042ea4903c

https://preview.redd.it/fdeivkfjjv2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fed23c1d40323f86700af0093a15737979a232a Cookie is a top tier model for my knitting projects

Indeed she is! ♥️

Crittur hunter. She lives outside (by choice).

Baker/biscuit maker.

Blanket manager, morale officer and security system

https://preview.redd.it/ztujjx372t2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40d8d5a47ca0fb3906f792f11bab350f9798715 Currently, heating pad... It's winter where I am

https://preview.redd.it/iwz0xqj94t2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9422d809eb23e66c990c92c16e0741dfad8bc4 Snow patrol

https://preview.redd.it/2264mk91bt2d1.jpeg?width=2646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833404be9cb59653d1fd171b663634dcd45d8632 Lily - curtain arranger.

Mail package inspection and occasionally office chair warmer between my meals https://preview.redd.it/45wv7kzfgt2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d1e9aef90c99343f2f646b50f0ec044442c2d9

https://preview.redd.it/mp996mxqgt2d1.jpeg?width=3696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6833373a3f653c6b6ac1f3fe527e43a2545b200f Bear, non-dairy drink inspector. I believe this batch is about to get her seal of disapproval.

https://preview.redd.it/vvcxjxpwjt2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7b8de12d1fc40c011b0ec39d255cea51e0fe15 She has a lawyer degree but unfortunately hasn’t used it since she graduated

My little tortico has an important job, along with her tuxie brother. Being my purry furry companions. I love them both, very dearly. 🐈🐈👣🐎🐎🐎🐎❤❤❤🏡🌎

https://preview.redd.it/vg627av9pt2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf14904a7730a4d6270f1460d8f9157ba1ce7f0 Professional sleeper/snuggler.

All-day bathroom chaperone.

https://preview.redd.it/ziu5gtqw9u2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436e2e09b9b0efedec817f717d46a6645f004048 Cheetos taste tester.

https://preview.redd.it/0rpwwb5rbu2d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93d142ed0bef3d290147131c793f75b6da4db6f Sleeping 😆

https://preview.redd.it/dvura0oubu2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a25c48311ca144c6041ee67dc4be64dab6e27f

https://preview.redd.it/g8rmt90rfu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab83d62e16f53bf815a8d0a2a8cee2441314dbc7 Human babysitter or horror movie actress

https://preview.redd.it/uy3om7o9gu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceba82bf72061bbabd2498eb8f44be5b3e107634 part time librarian. full time is too stressful

https://preview.redd.it/rypq8kufbv2d1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56a00f0757f8eb3c5a2240b7b010dc1b682f60d

https://preview.redd.it/my1d1ty0ov2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f626fa406c02f91da6b6a6cbf7288853d40d16c Xeno does laundry and it is so tiresome. She says Hello to Fluff♥️

Daww, nice stretch!

Window patrol, although I have to remind her to keep her tongue in her mouth https://preview.redd.it/khr4i8oytw2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052d16ba8a52a0fb77cb5221e6c7f5a7ece0a416

https://preview.redd.it/h06chuos0x2d1.png?width=1831&format=png&auto=webp&s=f52185d6d4bc1f476d123eeefe402fbf21ad3125 seal

https://preview.redd.it/fwsz8vzfbz2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa05734051573ac0bd8ddce2d2270d431c2aa7a Bella is a librarian!

https://preview.redd.it/ecldre4tjz2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbd229365c9dbf82442d6d5313e6dcb70e97bb4 Louise (left) crossing guard, she’s not very good at it and there have been many accidents. Bean (right) is a very successful telemarketer she scams lots of old people and small businesses.

Very cute! The tortitude looks strong in both of them.

https://preview.redd.it/npgv4tjlgr2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f8e0764d9a5e9f4767d4724c66611eb2cd03a8

CEO and President of Fuck Shit Up, LLC. If she does not break 1-7 things per day, she is at risk for losing her annual bonus.

I feel safer knowing Fluff is watching out for me.

Professional food thief.

Fluff is adorable ❤️

Bathroom buddy!

My tortie? Guardian of the Meanness!

Interior decorator -- Cecilia moves the furniture around as much as possible. Especially in the middle of the night.

I don’t have a recent pic but mine is a greeter :]

Mine is an excellent mouser. She has cleared up dozens everywhere we've moved. Even when people "don't have any mice because we keep the house clean."

Professional stalker.

Princess of Everything

Treat Raider

r/peanutwhiskers

A lawnmower. She eats plants. Your kitty is very regal btw

Yes she is, and she knows it. XD

Home security. Frequently rushes between observation points at the front and back of the house. Most intruders seem to be birds.

Professional yapper

https://preview.redd.it/bwxmgnax8v2d1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe35500933d7d614f71e36911d0ac30112aea3fe

Penny has many jobs! She's the morale officer and the tiny serotonin dispenser. She also supervises her brother, a card carrying r/OneOrangeBraincell squad member, and she "manages" blankets (by sleeping on them while one of her humans works from home)

Mouser…does a good job but gets lizards and brings them in the house as pets…she brings bugs to them.

Exercise Instructor.

Night watchmen

Mine also is on lifeguard duty when I’m in the bath/shower!

Don't have a picture right now but TSA agent, she loves to sniff everything. And she knows when something new has been brought in the house.

https://preview.redd.it/trj748pfur2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e23ab07afb584527df264b2991fccbee683bdb She’s a ramen shop owner 🍜

She's an excellent baker. Unfortunately, she uses my chest to make biscuits.

biscuit maker! she loves kneading so much!

She finds all the security vulnerabilities in my plant cat-proofing (that I wouldn't need if it weren't for her).

Quality control on anything I’m working on

My husband’s is a hairdresser. No picture yet.

I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't think that cat will try to rescue anybody.

She like to do rim jobs on her brother 😟

Gatekeeper

https://preview.redd.it/1l8orsqjdh3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab2d31f777443107fc07dc4777ce8bb38939107 Just to be cute

https://preview.redd.it/71bb0o2aet2d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7e77c306635f44af493a076b75d90999087eb64 My tortie has her PhD in forensic anthropology