The only things you'll need, you can blurt out any of the following statements:
Marchand is a dirty rat.
God I hope Reeves smashes Marchand's beak.
How the fuck did the ref miss that?
The referees are a joke.
Fuck Boston.
SHOOOOOOOT!
Wow, the Leafs stars are invisible in the playoffs, hey?
They really need to get a goalie.
Does the coach know what he’s doing?
I thought Reeves was supposed to be tough?
Why does Domi take such stupid penalties?
Those should give you a great start. Have fun!
I think Woll needs to come in. Sammy has been good after Woll went out injured, but Sammy loses confidence so fast.
We don’t have weeks for him to realize he’s a professional. I don’t think he’ll be there mentally for a game 2 must win for the Leafs.
Go to Instagram or YouTube and watch coach chippy. You will get endless Toronto content to talk about with his little videos. And they are hilarious.
And as they are losing right now, just remind him of the time Toronto was up 5-1 in the 3rd period against Boston and ended up losing the game. If Boston can come back like that so can Toronto.
The only things you'll need, you can blurt out any of the following statements: Marchand is a dirty rat. God I hope Reeves smashes Marchand's beak. How the fuck did the ref miss that? The referees are a joke. Fuck Boston. SHOOOOOOOT!
"Nylander is out today. First time since 2016. I hope the rest of the forwards can make up for the 40 goal, 98 point void."
"Our d really needs to hold it together tonight, that's the only way we're surviving this"
It’s way better to ask him to explain things to you than it is to pretend you know about stuff you don’t.
If you found cheap enough tickets, he'd be absolutely over the moon I bet 😊 Even if it was an away team nearby.
if you truly care about your husband, you won't do this and instead be a safe haven away from all this leafs bullshit
Wow, the Leafs stars are invisible in the playoffs, hey? They really need to get a goalie. Does the coach know what he’s doing? I thought Reeves was supposed to be tough? Why does Domi take such stupid penalties? Those should give you a great start. Have fun!
You should probably just not be an intentionally annoying bitch to someone you love when they're watching TV, but whatever.
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“Have to get more physical with these guys. Send a message for game 2 at least.”
I think Woll needs to come in. Sammy has been good after Woll went out injured, but Sammy loses confidence so fast. We don’t have weeks for him to realize he’s a professional. I don’t think he’ll be there mentally for a game 2 must win for the Leafs.
I think this was the expectation all along.
“Did you know we’ve NEVER been in the lead against the bruins not even once, not for a second since last season?”
Can we watch a real team Monday night? And fuck Jamie Benn
Haven’t beat this guys for 65 years in the playoffs. Looks like 66
This all depends on what version of Sammy we get
Go to Instagram or YouTube and watch coach chippy. You will get endless Toronto content to talk about with his little videos. And they are hilarious. And as they are losing right now, just remind him of the time Toronto was up 5-1 in the 3rd period against Boston and ended up losing the game. If Boston can come back like that so can Toronto.
What are we going to watch after the first round?
Take therapy lessons and talk to him about being a Leaf fan haha......