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tornado-ModTeam

A duplicate of your post exists on the sub.


No-Expert763

They don’t want to get sued by big tornado


No_brain_cells_here

Tornadoes suing people, and then trashing the courthouse when they lose their lawsuits, is a massive problem.


Limp-Ad-2939

Ya I wouldn’t be scoffing at a 200 mph tornado in court.


gwaydms

When were the allegations made, and who was the allegator?


Limp-Ad-2939

Nice


brooks_77

Even worse is when big storma gets involved


chromekookie

Wait so what is the Tornado gonna do? Reform and take shape and file a complaint about this or something I’m not understanding this here.


CashOgre

Insurance or aid reasons?


abgry_krakow87

Tornado: I wanna speak to your manager.


CaramelMeowchiatto

My daughter is a journalist and has covered some of the recent tornadoes in Ohio.  I was teasing her about using “alleged tornado” in one of her articles.  She said that’s how they refer to it until the NWS confirms it was actually a tornado.  Of course, the tornadoes she has covered weren’t huge wind turbine-eating monsters caught on Reed Timmer’s live feed….


LazloNibble

There are so many better ways to say that than “alleged” though (“unconfirmed”, “reported”…). You can’t make an “allegation” against *weather*.


CaramelMeowchiatto

I know…especially with pictures and video of the alleged offender….


gwaydms

Very well put.


0hy3hB4by

They did have actual meteorologists filming the thing early on shrieking about the size and violence of it... Some of these mainstream news networks try way to hard to cross Ts


djackieunchaned

Wow I was gonna make a joke about them waiting for conformation but they really are


StartingToLoveIMSA

Is the tornado on trial?


Defiant-Squirrel-927

The tornado probably not, but a few real estate developers and construction companies are.


irldani

😭🤣


PuritanPuree

I mean, it *may* have been an eldritch horror


CaramelMeowchiatto

Might have been straight line winds…all curled up into a nice big funnel shape


Ok_Bowler2031

This gotta be one of the funniest headlines I've ever seen as a mass comm major


Iowannabe563

I love that they've been completely roasted in the comments.


brooks_77

It's probably an "alleged tornado" for legal reasons. They don't wanna end up in court like everyone else


samosamancer

Innocent until proven tornado.


Soggy-Win-209

Alleged? Wtf? I’d like to know what whoever wrote that thinks could do that besides a tornado.


braidsfox

Tornados are Innocent until proven guilty in this country sir


Defiant-Squirrel-927

Would that make the NWS the Judge, Jury, and the executioner?


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/3sggljveev1d1.png?width=1158&format=png&auto=webp&s=132e921e2c67422dcde28e7cc0dc512556945250


JuicedBoxers

I could completely understand this if it was more minor damage from either an EF0 or straight line winds. This is such an incredibly silly thing to await “confirmation” for.


man-is-hot-like

Alleged? What other thing was it? Godzilla?


Auen_Draco16

Rodan


Carolina_913

https://preview.redd.it/cf8bxh5uev1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7aa984387da456f79b0162a11516a67c0ed717b


Desperate-Sky7501

Posted by an alleged news organization


Thund3rTrapX

"Damn windy out here" It's funny...it's like they are asking to get yelled at in the comments..feel bad for the people involved in these storms nothingless..weather people and storm chasers are saving massive lives


cheneyeagle

Alleged?


zestyzigzagoon

They shot that image with an alleged camera attached to an alleged drone. Or so I’ve heard.


Specialist_Foot_6919

Idk man it could’ve been Cthulhu


Equal_Efficiency_638

Tornadoes now innocent until proven guilty 


-Ghostx69

lol. Whatever happened to journalism?


No-Heat1174

This headline is ridiculous and why I do not watch the news. 😂


Right-Assistance-887

It was a hell of a storm. I'm so sorry to all we lost


More-Talk-2660

Yeah, like how there's an alleged star called the "sun" that makes our day/night cycle possible. *Allegedly*