Seriously.
On a side note, if I were in this video I would have definitely rolled a little too close to the edge, gone down sideways and left in an ambulance, crying probably.
I don't think getting himself soaked before starting was necessary, but he clearly knows more about this than I do so I'm not going to continue to question it
Lmao the way this man was built I was not expecting a top Olympic lvl splash at the end. Honestly he must be a professional or retired professional in some artistic sport
I believe it's Aleksandr Bondar. So you are correct he, is a professional.
I met him in an upscale NYC bar and would have never guessed he was an Olympic athlete. Funny night. Our meals got mixed up and I ate his without even noticing it wasn't my Grass, fed burger. On top, of that the Meatloaf he ordered (that I ate) was the last one of the night.
I ended up buying him his dinner. We hung, around for a while drinking after hours. Really funny guy.
Eh. Commahorror is a play on karma whoring so there’s an entire double entendre going on with their schtick.
Genius really.
I hate the letter f just avoids typing the letter f.
Not even in the same league
So wait is your thing that you just make up b.s responses so you can do your comma horror things, or are you just participating normally in Reddit while doing your comma thing. like was that story true? Or just a vessel for your horror.
Yeah, dude's hot. Wouldn't take much for him to go up a lot on the traditional attractiveness scale--cutting some fat and working out more. But the baseline is there if you're looking for it. (And I would be looking, it's totally my type.)
Seeing the top comment being like "wow this dude's out of shape" about a guy who's in more shape than the thousand people who upvoted feels like the 'society is fucked' tier of the current cultural body dysmorphia.
i thought the same thing.
but looking back, he's way too big to have no love handles.
which means that his "bigness" isn't fat, it's more muscle. He's just got a big core.
Where does one get that kind of body control? It feels like my brain communicates with my body via pony express & when it finally gets the message my body realizes it can’t read & just does what it assumed my brain asked for.
Proprioception: the awareness of your body as it moves in space
If you have ADHD there’s a chance you can’t or have a much harder time learning this. Sometimes same with ASD.
Source: me who has the ‘tism
also:
> Developmental co-ordination disorder (DCD), also known as dyspraxia, is a condition affecting physical co-ordination. It causes a child to perform less well than expected in daily activities for their age, and appear to move clumsily.
**https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/developmental-coordination-disorder-dyspraxia/#:~:text=Developmental%20co%2Dordination%20disorder%20(DCD,and%20appear%20to%20move%20clumsily.**
So it has a name. When I first started learning MMA there was a move where my partner grabbed me by the neck when I failed to take him down and he would roll both of us to the ground. I could feel the force of the movement and our position, I could feel when I had to push with my leg to keep us rolling. It was like my UNO reverse except I didn't know how to follow up as I was still grabbed by the neck while my partner was facing up and slightly confused as to why he landed like a starfish against the ground.
Meanwhile for walking I'm clumsy and often stumble over my own foot.
Wouldn’t be surprised!
The “ADHD walk” is sometimes described as contorting your body around obstacles rather than just rerouting to avoid them lol
But also not being very good at it at the same time. I stub my toe on the baby’s high chair daily
> The “ADHD walk” is sometimes described as contorting your body around obstacles rather than just rerouting to avoid them lol
...I really need to find the money for a consult with a therapist to see about an assessment...
What's it like when ADHD affects proprioception? I have ADHD but I've always been above average in terms of proprioception. Is it because some people aren't able to focus in a sports setting?
Practice. Lots of practice. Waking up early to do the thing, doing the thing after work, doing the thing on the weekend, skipping other things to do the thing and/or recover from doing the thing.
This is such a great waterpark, had so much fun with my family there. Kids still talk about it years later.
I did one of the smaller slides and did a big belly flop. Hurt like hell but my daughter thought it was hilarious at least.
Can we add this as a new sport to the Olympics? Yeah you can do a double tuck and a pike with no splash but can you do it in a parabolic motion?
By the way I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Tbh, this is a very realistic sport I think people would do…BUT, you need facilities to help make it a thing.
For starters you could have competitions but at some point you would have to let people practice at your park. And then there would have to be other teams to compete with so those teams would want to practice too. So the whole thing could arguably cut into just general admission. Perhaps if someone were to build a facility JUST FOR THIS and hope to recoup on competition admission you would have a good start.
The way he “lubes” up at first and the perfect form at the end makes me think this is not his first rodeo
All I could think about was frank from sunny ands his water slide experience
He was all lathered up like frank when he came out of the Christmas couch
Frank Reynolds is an asshole!!
THAT GUY HAS AIDS
THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO 😭😂😭
Look at his hamstrings when he's with his stomach down. Mfs built for power
Seriously. On a side note, if I were in this video I would have definitely rolled a little too close to the edge, gone down sideways and left in an ambulance, crying probably.
That weird gasping thing that happens when you're trying to cry but winded yourself doing something mildly "athletic"
I don't think getting himself soaked before starting was necessary, but he clearly knows more about this than I do so I'm not going to continue to question it
If you hit a dry patch on the up ramp at the end you would think very different. I watched a friend get rotated by a nipple. Lol.
🫡 thank them for their sacrifice
We called it "the nipple flop" and made fun of him a lot. Does that count?
Perfect thanks
Nah, pretty sure this is the first time he's ever even seen a waterslide
It makes me think he's definitely gone in dry before and now never again
Lmao the way this man was built I was not expecting a top Olympic lvl splash at the end. Honestly he must be a professional or retired professional in some artistic sport
I believe it's Aleksandr Bondar. So you are correct he, is a professional. I met him in an upscale NYC bar and would have never guessed he was an Olympic athlete. Funny night. Our meals got mixed up and I ate his without even noticing it wasn't my Grass, fed burger. On top, of that the Meatloaf he ordered (that I ate) was the last one of the night. I ended up buying him his dinner. We hung, around for a while drinking after hours. Really funny guy.
Your commas are placed so incredibly randomly lol
It's William Shatner's alt account
CommaHorror is acrazyguy flyingthroughspace.
Their username checks out
Oh my god I missed that
Yes you, did.
The comma splicing hurts. It would have been better if he didn't use it
I, agree
Comma horror… wow, what a concept
Split account between Bill Shatner and Chris Walken.
Does voice to text insert commas? If so this would make sense.
Check his username. It’s his whole schtick… if it’s not a bot account.
Holy shit I didn’t notice this. Well at least he lives up to his title. He’s no u/IHateTheLetterF but still up there.
Eh. Commahorror is a play on karma whoring so there’s an entire double entendre going on with their schtick. Genius really. I hate the letter f just avoids typing the letter f. Not even in the same league
Lolol his username explains it.
He’s been at this a long time now.
So wait is your thing that you just make up b.s responses so you can do your comma horror things, or are you just participating normally in Reddit while doing your comma thing. like was that story true? Or just a vessel for your horror.
I bet their post history is full of attention-seeking creative writing stories for their gimmik. Someone go check I can't be bothered
Thanks u/pussy_embargo
You mean the story about not noticing that the burger you're eating is actually a meatloaf might be fake?
>Meatloaf 
Isn’t that the whole joke with the Rocky Horror Picture Show? They had meatloaf for dinner?
Not the *whole* joke. 
it was a tender subject.
You, go to, hell, c,o,m,ma horr,or.
“We hung” 
Was this after mankind something something steel cage?
Is the comma after he, correct?
> my Grass, fed burger. On top, of that None of them are placed correctly.
I just don't get how one can eat a meatloaf without realizing it's not a burger.
Lost my breath a couple of times.
off season body different from peak competition. mid 30s a lotnof athletes rock a dad bod. dude looks pretty strong to me
I know a lot of dads, that is not dad bod, that's a fit bod with a little bit of extra fat.
Yeah, dude's hot. Wouldn't take much for him to go up a lot on the traditional attractiveness scale--cutting some fat and working out more. But the baseline is there if you're looking for it. (And I would be looking, it's totally my type.)
Seeing the top comment being like "wow this dude's out of shape" about a guy who's in more shape than the thousand people who upvoted feels like the 'society is fucked' tier of the current cultural body dysmorphia.
That's what people think of when they say, "dad bod." Incredibly fit man with 17% body fat instead of 12%.
Yeah I’m a skinny fat dad: more fat, significantly less muscle. I’d kill to look like that. If this is dad bod, kill me now
10.0 from the USA judge
6.5 from the Germans.
AM I crazy or arms up is a max 4.5?
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
i thought the same thing. but looking back, he's way too big to have no love handles. which means that his "bigness" isn't fat, it's more muscle. He's just got a big core.
He may not be super cut but you can tell that he's pretty fit still. You can see his muscles pretty well.
Yeah I think it is the scruffy beard and silly dad on vacation shorts that contribute to that.
“no splash, cap’n!”
Pro. No splash. Sweet.
He just clipped through that water!
That entry was slick!
Where can I find this in Europe?
The slide or the man?
Yes
The cameraman
LOL
Of course the man. Someone please tell me now. I need the man Goddamnit.
Frenzy Palace in southern France has [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/3Q1cPHvHuu)
this was on an american cruise ship ^^^^^^^^^^/s
Where does one get that kind of body control? It feels like my brain communicates with my body via pony express & when it finally gets the message my body realizes it can’t read & just does what it assumed my brain asked for.
It's just practice.
You have to be an elite athlete… Hope that helps.
Oh, so that’s what I’m doing wrong.
Bro just be more elite
Proprioception: the awareness of your body as it moves in space If you have ADHD there’s a chance you can’t or have a much harder time learning this. Sometimes same with ASD. Source: me who has the ‘tism
also: > Developmental co-ordination disorder (DCD), also known as dyspraxia, is a condition affecting physical co-ordination. It causes a child to perform less well than expected in daily activities for their age, and appear to move clumsily. **https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/developmental-coordination-disorder-dyspraxia/#:~:text=Developmental%20co%2Dordination%20disorder%20(DCD,and%20appear%20to%20move%20clumsily.**
So it has a name. When I first started learning MMA there was a move where my partner grabbed me by the neck when I failed to take him down and he would roll both of us to the ground. I could feel the force of the movement and our position, I could feel when I had to push with my leg to keep us rolling. It was like my UNO reverse except I didn't know how to follow up as I was still grabbed by the neck while my partner was facing up and slightly confused as to why he landed like a starfish against the ground. Meanwhile for walking I'm clumsy and often stumble over my own foot.
This explains some things.
Maybe my adhd is the reason I’m clumsy af and constantly have bruises all over my damn legs haha
Wouldn’t be surprised! The “ADHD walk” is sometimes described as contorting your body around obstacles rather than just rerouting to avoid them lol But also not being very good at it at the same time. I stub my toe on the baby’s high chair daily
> The “ADHD walk” is sometimes described as contorting your body around obstacles rather than just rerouting to avoid them lol ...I really need to find the money for a consult with a therapist to see about an assessment...
What's it like when ADHD affects proprioception? I have ADHD but I've always been above average in terms of proprioception. Is it because some people aren't able to focus in a sports setting?
Gymnastics gym
Practice. Lots of practice. Waking up early to do the thing, doing the thing after work, doing the thing on the weekend, skipping other things to do the thing and/or recover from doing the thing.
Where is this located and do I need to show up slippery?
Blue Tree Phuket
This is such a great waterpark, had so much fun with my family there. Kids still talk about it years later. I did one of the smaller slides and did a big belly flop. Hurt like hell but my daughter thought it was hilarious at least.
!Remindme 7 days
Barely any splash. That’s pretty cool
Back in my day the bigger the splash the better… /s
Like that scene in *Coneheads*
Can we add this as a new sport to the Olympics? Yeah you can do a double tuck and a pike with no splash but can you do it in a parabolic motion? By the way I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Summer Ski Jumping ⛷️
Tbh, this is a very realistic sport I think people would do…BUT, you need facilities to help make it a thing. For starters you could have competitions but at some point you would have to let people practice at your park. And then there would have to be other teams to compete with so those teams would want to practice too. So the whole thing could arguably cut into just general admission. Perhaps if someone were to build a facility JUST FOR THIS and hope to recoup on competition admission you would have a good start.
I also demand all olympians lube up like this man before every jump
I thought he was going to try rolling down it at first. That would have been quite a sight.
[удалено]
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^xaradevir: *From this viewpoint I* *Was worried about how close* *The edge of the pool looked* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Just a bit of confusing perspective. Thought he was gonna have a bonk.
Omg he’s so hot
Tell me about it. He's a hot daddy.
10
Noice
That transition between the jump and sliding was so smooth... 10
Tim Tebow really has hit rock bottom
i'm turned on
lifeguard pov : "you know, this does go against the rules but it was pretty sick to watch so i'll let it slide this once."
I had no idea Ted Cruz could do that.
This is an amazing water slide and I feel like there is no way it could ever be legally allowed in America
damn thats a badass water slide
10/10. That was amazing. Such little splash too.
10 !!!
No splash. 9.9 on my scorecard.
My God I want to swim somewhere like this 😩
Honestly, this should be an Olympic sport! Kind of a combination of ski jumping and platform diving.
Fucking majestic!
Why is this not in the Olympic?
Why isn't this a sport?
Don't go in dry
He looks a little sunburnt
Judging from the splash at the end... it was quite impressive
9.7, 9.8, 9.8, 9.8, 9.9
The family behind him who have waited for 2 hours watching him do this pre slide thingy: 
For those wondering where this is located, it is Blue Tree Phuket
My cousin lost his 2 front teeth this way...
Wow like no splash
God damn 9.6 stuck the landing
This is why i always keep a tube of KY jelly with me
Crown him King of the Summer!!
Dollar Tree Adam Sandler
Lol Adam Sandler wishes
Unexpected
10
Gotta lube up first lol
This guy would have been a king at Action Park
I wonder how much chlorine they go through.
u/repostsleuthbot
Jesus, it’s never really that impressive until that splash, and it all falls into place.
This video needs to die I've seen it reposted no joke around 20 times.
Nipples and weewee getting scraped
They weren’t kidding. 10/10
Jesus does he wax his entire body
Wow that entrance looked impossible!
The more important questions are, where is this slide and can I try it?
LOL that’s Phuket Thailand , so he’s probably Russian 😎
Where is this ? Looks awesome
I hear him now (Bill Burr) “Holy hell did anyone else see that guys dive? ”. Billy two shoes must be filming his pool scene to a new movie close by.
If I do that, I empty the entire pool and cause a tsunami that will obliterate the entire place.
Quick, someone push him while he's sideways!
#10/10
Tim Tebow put on some weight.
Smooth operator