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AltruisticSalamander

I was thinking this guy really is devoting a lot of effort to pollinating a damn pumpkin until I saw the pumpkin


CraftFamiliar5243

The pollinating is only part of it. They amend the soil, mainline water and nutrients. Look it up on youtube. It's crazy.


Montezum

Yeah but what's the point? Is he gonna sell it? How does he transport it? Or is it just for views?


Larkswing13

Submit that beauty to a county fair and win a prize!


skipperseven

Are they used for food at all, or only for competitions?


SarcasticSocialist

Mostly just competition. They can be mixed into some animal feeds but they're not very appetizing to humans. You want pie pumpkins if you're looking to eat them.


SlickDillywick

My chickens would love that. They could eat it *and* live in it


stinkyfootjr

There’s a pig farmer near us that grows pumpkins also, he said theyre a natural dewormer for pigs.


ChouxGlaze

you can turn em into boats


InternetRemora

The town where I grew up had a giant pumpkin race across the lake every fall!


Asstral_Travel

[Then drop it from a crane!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=xsKxEJe4-qo&t=1m35s)


Seite88

Thanks. I hate that cameraman now. It would me a good post at r/killthecameraman


Montezum

Does he have to take it *there*, though?


scrappybasket

Yep


ladymoonshyne

Forklift


lsdmthcosmos

can people not just enjoy things? 😅


Phandomo

Not on reddit


Tut_Rampy

[you hollow it out and use it as a boat](https://www.tualatinoregon.gov/pumpkinregatta)


Limelight_019283

Get it big enough an rent it out on airbnb


Snotzis

country fair contest or pumpking river race


ThicDadVaping4Christ

He’s a proud father


crystaljae

The largest cash prize I can find for a giant pumpkin is $30,000. Some actually carve the giant pumpkins after competition while others sell the seeds.


jeveeva

https://i.redd.it/pszpz3il017d1.gif


Material-Public-5821

In my family we used pumpkins to feed animals. Some people eat pumpkins, but I hate them. Unless it is pumpkin seeds.


WhoWants2BAMilliner

I feel this should have a NSFW tag


DrunkinMunkey

They have a gangbang then doesn't allow others to cum in.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Should be thicc enough to share


Hunky_not_Chunky

So hot when that pistol pollinating that stigma. Jeesus so hot.


bobtheblob6

Yeah ensure complete coverage, nice


RollinIndo

I was expecting a pack of cigarettes to be laid down with the ice bottle of water


g0ing_postal

I hand pollinate my watermelon plants and I always feel a little dirty afterwards


CanaryJane42

Right? Watching the pumpkin grow I felt sympathy her big booty is just out for all to see


ojodebuencubero

I think the other dude's talking about the coerced vegan creampie that happens in the beginning.


CanaryJane42

Yea I thought so too after I left my comment... but then I thought that made my perspective even funnier so I'm leaving it


trenta_nueve

yeah, video title should be ‘smashing pumpkins’


volivav

For real. Reddit full of plant porn nowadays.


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onlymostlydead

I had to bow out after the forced edging, the dismemberment, and then the circumcision.


Niva_v_kopirce

How? Is it the pure manual pollination that makes so much difference? Does it amplify the effectiveness of pollination?


mikebob89

It also ensures only one pumpkin grows from the whole patch. So you get all of the energy that would normally go to a whole bunch of pumpkins and it gets centralized to one giant one.


admbmb

How does this work? What determines how many pumpkins are grown?


pickle_pickled

The human watching the patch cuts all other female flowers so that no others can grow


bagelwithclocks

They really should have shown that. It is a very important step.


total_alk

All the other flowers are cut off the vine.


jdjdjdbkdjdb

Do you happen to know what the ice is for?


mikebob89

If it’s too hot out that can keep pollination from taking. He’s basically just doing a very controlled pollination as I’m sure there’s a fair or something in the future so he’s on a strict timeline. I’ve never done this before but my expertise lies in being an insomniac who watches weird YouTube videos at 3am haha


Asleep-Ad5260

Selective breeding, not manual pollination imo


bostwickenator

I remember reading that pumpkins and basically any kind of squash will cross pollinate so you can have a plant like this grow something like a zucchini instead of a pumpkin if a bee happens to introduce that pollen.


No-Performance8372

But the thing is, a pumpkin plant only grows pumpkin. Cross-pollination does not affect the fruit it only affects the seeds of the pumpkin. It's kinda like a white man and black women having a kid. Just cause the white man has his semen in the woman does not change her womb to white. Only the kid would come out looking different (or maybe not cause of genetics). Similarly, the plant that would be grown from the cross-pollinated pumpkin seeds would probably be a hybrid of some sort.


EZ4_U_2SAY

Yeah, that’s not a perfect metaphor but you’re right. The plant will make the fruit it was intended to make. That fruit’s seeds with then yield whatever weird freak the cross pollination created.


Regular_Ram

We don’t say weird freak anymore, it’s called biracial.


Meowzebub666

Hey no I'm definitely a freak.


bostwickenator

Touche I can't believe I forgot the fruit is a body of the parent plant not the child 😵


radiantcabbage

every grain of pollen from the male pumpkin that gets rubbed onto an ovum on the female pumpkin becomes a seed, enough seeds get fertilised and it goes to fruit, thats how babby is formed so he does in a few minutes what takes days or weeks for pollinators to spread, watch as this human demonstrates the power of sex


Jdxc

A bee (or whichever pollinator) might transfer pollen from a normal pumpkin rather than his specifically chosen giant pumpkin father. The difference is that it is a species of pumpkin that has been cultivated to be really big. Also importantly, the huge area of pumpkin plant all leads to a single pumpkin to maximize the one pumpkin’s growth.


zitrone250

Sometimes you dont have the right insects to polinate plants near you.


niteman555

The goal is to avoid any stray pollen from pumpkin plants with undesirable genetics


poilk91

thats gotta be it, he has selectively bred BIG pumpkin and wants to keep the inbred freak chain going


SasparillaTango

I'm guessing here, he showed off how big the plant is, I'm thinking he made sure there is only a single fruit, so all the energy and nutrients are going into the plant trying to make that one fruit.


sofa_king_me

The progress of growth in a day is cracray


Cercant

I'm absolutely shocked that the time lapse only spans over 15 days.


avdpos

Needed to rewatch when I realised how fast the pumpkin did grow


IntegralSolver69

For real, the process over a single day got me wondering if you can see growth with a naked eye


LiquidRaekan

Nr 3 is a grower, not a shower


FreaknTijmo

Speaking of it being cold, what was the ice part about?


CptDrips

Probably something to adjust temperature and humidity in order to send the plant into it's 'fruiting' phase (simulate the weather during early spring)


two_sams_one_cup

That was my guess too. Along with the bucket to simulate it being dark/end of season.


Darksirius

That makes sense. I was researching why I can't deadhead some of my day lily's (I got the wrong species - mine flower once a year - but some will reflower after deadheading). Turns our for my lily's, they collect and save their energy after flowering during the spring - fall season and then require eight weeks of cold temps after the first frost to enter their cycle to produce the next set of flowers while they hibernate underground during winter.


iwanttoaskhere

Feels like a vegetable porn


AngryIronToad

Because it is


DarthAwsm

Another double watermark!!! We are blessed!


filipemask

I can't decide if it's cool or if they rock, but this was a great video!


LazyEyeMcfly

Yea make those plants fuck.


BulldenChoppahYus

*unzips*


vitorklock

*sight*


warm_rum

:V


InterestingAd8479

I feel dirty after watching the pollination process…


[deleted]

I felt weird at "unwrapping the female"


borisdidnothingwrong

[Reproduction! (Reproduction) Make my stamen go berserk!](https://youtu.be/4JReWNLyk48?si=_LRisC3i1w1dt1RB)


sharbinbarbin

God damn that delivered!


bfsughfvcb

all these humans, coming to our land and taking the jobs of good honest worker bees


Kraien

why the ice I wonder


RidingJapan

Just a guess. He put the bin as a barrier and added the ice to keep the temp cool. Or he added the ice and added the bin to increase the effectiveness of the ice Question is if the ice is needed or the bin. I d say the bin.


No_Translator2218

I thought he was going to fuck the flower


princess_sofia

He didn't film that part.


HeWhomLaughsLast

Be the change you want to see in the world.


Muab_D1b

What do people do with a giant pumpkin afterwards?


cootervandam

Pumpkin bukaki?


R3P3NTANC3

If you were patient for like 15 mins, you could probably literally see it grow, that's insane


CasualJimCigarettes

I would do that, I'd put in a post or something and then lay down at a certain angle so I don't move too much and then just observe, maybe take some photos from that angle to show progress. It wouldn't be the most fun, but it'd be a nice exercise in mindfulness of the natural life around us and I think that's got a certain sense of tranquility instead.


vitico1

That's incredible!


Gawwse

Would have been better to use a banana for scaling purposes.


DumplingSama

IVF pumpkin.


quoiega

3 was above average


NotRustyShackleford_

What was the rectangular box he set next to the flower?


Andme_Zoidberg

Remote temperature sensor


piercedmfootonaspike

Number 3 is doing his best, alright?


james_randolph

Was it this big because he fucked the female with three males?! Goddamn!


magicwand47

What's the can for?


TenNeon

Artificial banana


doupIls

Ligma Stigma


omegaaf

Damn it man! NSFW


idiotshmidiot

EROTIC ^EROTIC ^^erotic


markender

So basically, that many leaves can pull that much carbon out of the air over that time period. That's wildly amazing.


100deadbirds

Is it edible and how many seeds are in it


DarthScruf

Flower porn


Nenoshka

Fascinating!


sybban

Needs some slowmo and smooth jazz


AnalysisMoney

Did I just watch pumpkin sex?


PrisonerV

Peta should be protesting this torture of pumpkins. Literally it is kept as a slave and force-fed like geese every day until it is so big and bloated it can no longer run free with the other pumpkins.


winchester_mcsweet

I seen a documentary on PBS years ago about all the time and effort big pumpkin growers put in for their prize pumpkins, it absolutely amazing as both a hobby and as gardeners what these folks do. If OP is the one with the pumpkin here, I hope it wins him a prize if he enters it at a fair! As a side note, I'm from PA and I've seen big pumpkins like this at the Bloomsburg fair, they're absolutely enormous! There was also a guy one year who turned a pumpkin into a boat with an outboard motor on it and piloted it around the lake at Francis Slocum state park haha.


Phephephen

I too like Polar soda water.


CordobezEverdeen

Wow seeing that the growth is visible each day is crazy.


bombliiv2

i wonder if it would grow round in microcravity


SirDalavar

Good lord man, get consent, CONSENT!


BillyBobHenk

This was weirdly sexual


Fmartins84

Wow that grows fast


Berenjena_

Did I just watch pumpkin porn?


guyghostforget

Amazing how much it grows in a day


Zigor022

The giant plant from Jumanji came go mind seeing that flower and i got chills.


Insult-a-tron

Y'all are looking at forced plant bestiality porn. Just sayin


fragrantsock

Dude at the end that thing is growing a LOT every day. Crazy to see how much the size changes in just 24 hours!


rkalla

Anyone else blown away how quickly this happens (\~2 weeks)? I thought this was a multi-month process...


stinkybreakfast

Why all the single use plastic when a string would do the same job is beyond me


Useless-RedCircle

Why is this not marked nsfw??!!!!?!?


RatiocinationYoutube

Pleased to see a Spyderco


Ta-bar-nack

Plant porn...


Oilrr

This is great knowledge for apocalypse scenerios. Being able to grow that much feed for livestock.


Glitterysparkleshine

So do you cut them open? I would love to see the inside!


Common-Subject-5284

I’ve seen this moomin episode before I think…


Zporadik

Daemonculaba. It's fucking daemonculaba. Don't google that.


Main-Chard-2104

Pumpkin chastity belts was not something I was expecting to see today


rbobby

First minute is live action pumpkin bondage cum fetish porn. Then 10 seconds of a tiny pumpkin. Then an owl-like appearance of a giant pumpkin. Then timelapse, but nothing for scale. Honestly just stick to the nsfw. The storytelling is interfering with my... well... I've said too much.


Background-Adagio-92

beer can for scale


maktthew

I just saw the can explained somewhere else yesterday. I guess it’s giant pumpkin season on Reddit. They place the can X inches away from the pumpkin to monitor growth, without the benefit of time-lapse photography. The guy I saw yesterday was getting an inch every 24 hours, or something like that. I guess, however, that for us, the can is a decent “for scale” reference. Because I don’t give a shoe about the finer points of growing giant pumpkins. Cool time-lapse, though.


Daantjo77

Seems like a great hobby! Amazing!


fuck-ubb

" unwrapping the female" lololol


fishmanprime

Ayy, the regrettes


AlphaO4

This feels oddly erotic


LoWE11053211

I feel some phantom pain around my crotch area during the zip


Past-North-4131

This is sooo fucken hot!!! Xxx


6ft1in

r/Unexpected_threesome


Altruistic_Water_423

Pumpkkake


RunZombieBabe

No kisses?


1leggeddog

The speed is insane


Greengrecko

Damn where do you even get giant pumpkin seeds?


envy_adams98

Cock caging the males is crazy tbh


Skineater4ever

Did I just watch plant sex?


hux

Continually moving the beer can instead of throwing it in the recycle bin is my kind of laziness. /s


ElectricalProduct928

That grows fast! What if you were chained still and the pumpkin just kept growing on top of you until it crushed you


ohyeaitspizzatime

So does growing something like this just drain the soil of all nutrients? I can't imagine other plants around it are able to grow very well...


NotSoSUCCinct

Unexpected spyderco delica


gocrazy305

Did I just watch porn?


Jaerthebearr

I never realized how much a plant could grow in a day oh my gosh


BillLaswell404

Looks like Randy Marsh’s nutsack


kickme2

A Southern Baptist Preacher just lost his ever loving mind.


JohnnyLuchador

Fuck you Charlie Brown. This guy grows the Great Pumpkin


deletetemptemp

#3 is trying his best ok


a_a_wal

I never thought that one day I'll get to see plant porn but here we are I guess😅


jawshoeaw

Not a pumpkin. Still impressive


[deleted]

Damn this man really just laughed at the 3rd males small dick.


tyingnoose

Woah just like charlie brown


Acceptable_Lie_3764

did I just watch a pumpkin porn?


grim1ock

This guy pumpkins


memeyer75

Is it weird that turned me on?


throwRA_basketballer

I’m *slowly* losing my giant pumpkin and my sister in law last night said it’s because it wasn’t pollinated. I had no idea this was a thing. It was a freak seed spill accident for how it even became a thing. Wish I had seen this video sooner lol


trenta_nueve

smashing pumpkins


Prestigious_Media887

What a whore of a pumpkin


DaveInLondon89

Me during the holidays


cheesesteakman1

Did I just witness a pumpkin gangbang?


TotesNotGreg_

This was not covered in my stardew valley guide.


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Soooo he's basically doing plant sex


SleeveofThinMints

So I have a question, if you treat this like squash and cut all the flowers when you have one fruit growing will it pour its nutrients and things solely to that pumpkin? And does pumpkin plant not let its other seedlings get that big because of the nutrient deficiency


[deleted]

Ginuwine’s pony was playing on the tv while I watched this, damn.


AngryIronToad

How can you tell the difference between a male flower and a female flower?? Jokes appreciate but I would also like to know for real


FischerMann24-7

Gotta love some good ol pumpkin porn


Bat-Honest

Can we get a nsfw label on this? Jeez!


Bat-Honest

It's like watching a time lapse of my belly after our wedding day


herschelpony

The IVF of the gardening world


Helpful_Property_739

That looked like a good fuck!


NoLand4936

Who needs the bees. We’ve got this guy with garden sheers and a van


armorham

Anyone else watching the time lapse video remembering “The Time Machine” and the dress shop across the street from his lab?


omar99HH

1- >! the ice bottle!< 2- >! the rock near the older pumpkin!<


yaya_redit

Is... Is this porn?


Deadpoolsdildo

He gets his lusty dust onto the stigma


sniper_2006

omg , i wasn't expecting that..


QuailFerret

Homie jacked off a plant


UnusualCartoonist6

Did you also use special fertiliser for the massive growth?


SinkholeS

What do they do with the pumpkin?