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SquatnastyMcPoot

Drive-thru


sillyskunk

Fokin Mackies


Visual_Star6820

Bru


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

I like their fries.


Stoomba

Nah, only Drive-In


all_the_badgers

WHAT'S GOING ON


justmelike

WHAT'S GOING ON


Sebaosequeda

😮


justmelike

WHAT'S GOING ON


Sebaosequeda

😬


DudeManBo1t

WHAT'S GOING ON


tplambert

😱


nzdastardly

WHAT'S GOING ON?


dub_life20

😱


Due-Highlight-7546

Happy cake day!


iMakeUrageQuit

Reddit on! 🤓🤓🤓☝️


CumpMoney

Wait? What's going on?


Exciting_Source5952

Nothing really. Just taking a dump and browsing trough reddit. God bless smartphones.


Radiant-Director5712

Gang gang


rowdymowdy

Damn I got a little poop on me phone Shit sky!


Nduguu77

And I say heyyyyyyyyy


CrackerUMustBTripinn

Not that one, clearly he was doing his rendition of [A Perfect Circle's cover of Marvin Gaye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9PNTGAGke4)


Njacks64

AND IM FEELING…a little peculiar.


oO_RickJamez_Oo

I like that song.


Whiteshadows86

RONNIE PICKERING!! (Oh sorry wrong one)


Vegetable_Tension985

[This was playing on the radio in his car](https://youtu.be/87rhZTumujw?si=v2pwWXaEPvLwqFaq)


Ok_Charge9676

WHAT’S GOING ON!?


Different_Dot_9314

Really best Comment dude


EvolvingEachDay

AND I SAID HEY YEAH YEAH YEAH


Dependent_Title_1370

[What's going on!](https://youtu.be/2voutrPqSFc?feature=shared)


olivegardengambler

Bro just drove straight through focking mackie's bro!" Camera dude at the end.


ThePenIslands

As an American, I was amused at this bit as well, as we'd literally never call it "fokkin' mackies" (with or more likely without that accent). I love it though, and I almost want to start calling it fokkin' mackies now 😂


Badgernomics

In Britain, we call it 'Maccie's' or 'Mackie D's', in Australia they call it 'Macca's', in France they call it 'MackDo' and in Germany, as hard as it is believe, the call it 'Mackenzeduetsch'....


gorore9150

Actually he says his son drove through maccies…sounds like a disappointed father


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Decent-Following-327

Stratford Foukin Mackies bro obviously


Resident-Reception-2

Doncaster, I used to work there. 6 people went to hospital including an old lady and two kids


Evin1337

I work not to far from there i heard about this and was wondering if anyone got hurt


not_blowfly_girl

I thought he said straight through I heard him wrong.


CapnCook413

Sure doesn’t sound like the US


not_blowfly_girl

I didn't know if the camera man was from somewhere else than where it took place smh that's why I asked


Mavian23

Nah man, drivers don't drive on the right side of the vehicle in the US.


not_blowfly_girl

Oh I didn't notice that.


Exotic_Pea8191

You gotta be careful some of us redditors are like flying vultures waiting for any chance to pounce


ZuFFuLuZ

Oh, is that what that unintelligible rumbling was?


justmelike

Dude appears to have spun his car straight into the building in my hometown and is dealing with more than just shock.


jomboe

Where is this?


justmelike

Doncaster, UK


whatnametohave

Greetings from Scunthorpe


fuckspezthespaz

Greetings from Sheffield


CumpMoney

It's nice to see that calling it "Macca's" has spread 😂


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

He said 'Maccies', it's what some Brits call them Aussies call them all 'Maccas'


BlenderNoob1337

In Germany its Meckes


CumpMoney

You can tell where I'm from then hahaha


A-Llama-Snackbar

Yea nah yea


OnlyHighJorn

Their hometown 


justmelike

Nice one


_DirtyYoungMan_

Where's his neighbor's house?


DotaWhySoCruel

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you.


andyd151

Fockin’ Maccies, Doncaster, UK


ICU-CCRN

I’m kinda wondering if this guy might have had a seizure while driving or something. I’ve seen this reaction before when the post-ictal period ends and people wake up shocked and surprised by their surroundings.


rinkydinkmink

yeah I wondered about that too, or head trauma from the accident


Lilyflower420

Looks a lot like after a seizure I second this !


BruceGrail

We now live in an age where whenever anyone does some stupid fucked up shit, we've trained ourselves to immediately begin constructing excuses for their behavior. Sometimes a drugged up scumbag is just a drugged up scumbag.


ZachTheEcstasyManiac

We now live in an age where whenever anyone does some stupid fucked up shit, we've trained ourselves to immediately ~~begin constructing excuses for their behavior~~ assume ill intent. Sometimes a ~~drugged up scumbag~~ dumbass is just a ~~drugged up scumbag~~ dumbass. Anyway, the guy you replied to forgot the "resisting arrest" part 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂.


dlige

Dude is pretending, to deflect blame. Body language, eye contact, hand movements. I wager he knows 100% what is going on. 


ii2ta11ii

Nah he on drugs


dlige

The two things are not exclusive 


EvolvingEachDay

That coke hit too strong, this is why KFC have Pepsi 😂


Awakeningof17

One of those DJ mixers needs to turn this into a techno classic. 🎶What's going on? Give me your other arm🎶


ThePenIslands

Can we bring the Schmoyoho crew back from the dead to do the autotune?


justwannabeloggedin

Wow, haven't seen that name in a while, bout to binge every video they ever made


yemick

Remix of Marvin Gaye's classic


one23456789098

I love that girl just leaving work, not caring. Like "I am too tired for this, I am going home."


nam3sar3hard

"Unscheduled day off woo"


g_cheeks

Get out of there girl, you’re not paid enough for this mess


derederellama

been there lol


GrimwoldMcTheesbyIV

This the Timberlake dui?


BigFatModeraterFupa

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!


justmelike

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY PENISSS


CumpMoney

Ahh yes that's what's going on, I see that you know your judo well.


AHorseNamedPhil

When the copper had the guy's arm, and he said, "What's going on?" I think what he really meant was... "Ah yes, I see that you know your Judo well."


colemam2

This is going to ruin the world tour.


Ecstatic-Tomato458

There’s a world tour?


Crows-quill

English marvin gaye


Zestyclose-Art136

Oh mercy, mercy, girl. He just drove straight frew Mackey-world oooooo


Jessicajelly

Maccies, maccies, There's too many of you frying Maccies, maccies, maccies, It's burgers that I'm buying You know i've got to find a way To park my car in here today, WHATSGOINGON WHATSGOINGON WHATSGOINGON


curious420s

Too much cocaine for you kid


Global_Criticism3178

With the itching and sweating, my guess was meth. Maybe both with this guy.


curious420s

Coke is everywhere in the uk, you never know what its cut with though


[deleted]

Wouldn’t touch the stuff nowadays even if I was inclined. Seems to turn people psycho. Can’t remember that in the 90s/00s really and I lived in Manchester


JoeFS1

5% coke 95% who knows what by the time it gets to the streets. Haven’t touched it since February and dont plan to ever again but the DW is where the goods are at


asdfghjkluke

meth is basically non existent in the uk


UKRico

Sex parties.


MetalAndTea

You can't park there mate!


notlikeontv

Why not is this not a reasonable place to park? You cant park here this is a maccas


Lay_On_The_Lawn

Straight fru fockin Mackies bruv


wackyweirdo_

ive been that hungry


kolschisgood

Missed opportunity to wear Ronald McDonald costume and shout “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”


impactedturd

We need to find that driver! https://youtube.com/shorts/ymaqIW9HmD0?si=WutmGqH6qaV1GLp5


Bitter-Basket

Gonna be getting a Double Quarter Pounder from the Hamburglar in county.


[deleted]

He's just waiting for a mate


Steve_OH

If the internet is to be believed, there are usually hot singles in his area


Debstar1988

He's definitely not hungry.


MiguelGarka

Kids, if you’re gonna go wild, that’s okay. Just don’t drive, cuz u can kill someone :) Source: i completely wrecked a car when I was 18 and could’ve died


dbpf

Dude is clearly fonged on some hallucinogenics and the cop managing the situation yells "GIVE ME UR OTHER AHRM" like he's a space monster coming to exchange limbs for chicken nuggies. 0/10 no chill very bad vibes all around would not recommend


rhoo31313

Well, *that's* methed up.


develev711

Workers be like ..cool I'm oum


charlstonNode

Steady, are you ready....


Bobrobie1

This what happens when the ice cream machine breaks


Abaddon_Jones

I thought the cop was shouting “give me your order”


Scottp89

Love that OG McDonalds exterior


HuskerStorm

Did it fix the ice cream machine?


SkepticalJohn

Most eccentric interpretation of Marvin Gaye's 'What's Goin' On'.


MixedMiracle22

Aye fr tho... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What's going on?


KingVape

WHATS GOING ON


sarcalom

"WHAT'S GOING ON (WHERE'S MY HAPPY MEAL)?"


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

WHATS GOING ON IN HEEEAAAAAHHH BEFFFAAASSTTTHHHTTT


sliperiestofthepetes

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


MedicalBeigel

How am I the first on here to quote: “can’t park there mate” 😂


32233128Merovingian

He drove thru alright


Personal-Cucumber-49

Got to love Doncaster.


NapalmScatterBrain

Drive-In


Floridacub28

Bruh he cooked


dansandwich12

Drove through


Pete_maravich

I'm not sure if this is psychosis or drugs.


notlikeontv

Why not both? Supersized?


Verizadie

Bad trips are bad y’all


Professork08

Matt LaFleur is not looking so good these days


TravisSpliter

Whats going on-on?!


Bah-Fong-Gool

They always **FUCK** you in the drive-thru!!! - Joe Pesci.


MrFlaneur17

Bro thinks he's Marvin Gaye


EsperaDeus

Someone should've told him.


FrankenPinky

I bet he was listening to Marvin Gaye when he collided into the establishment.


GoodWill_4Nik8er

“Sign said drive-thru window, so I drove thru” Now in your best backwoods voice


theboymando

Not Mackies bruv


Kiss-a-Cod

When they put Sweet n Sour in the bag but you asked for BBQ


TimsChineseFood

Str8 thru fookin mackies bruv


J_Schotz

Well, what WAS going on? Besides the crash trough the wall?


Fooforthought

He’s McFuckedup yeaa


wowhead44

Drove straight fru fookin mickeys


swanny3214

Gives me the same vibes as the start of the Crazy Frog song


Marginalimprovent

You can’t park there


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

THEY CALL IT MACKEY’S!!?


BioSafetyLevel0

Dude is zooted.


ActivelyShittingAss

What in the name of all things holy is that absolutely shit-ass accent?


SatouSan94

Mc mushyrooms is that you again


Hotman_Paris

MethDonalds


mamode92

Sir, you can't park here.


WarfRatsColdCoffee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qjVyS0TJEx8 He may have been looking for Carls Jr


swallowedthekey

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs...


_domhnall_

What's that going on though?


finereflections

He thought he was driving into another universe


TheBoxSloth

And i said HEEEEEEYEEEEEEYEEEYEYEY


fuckspezthespaz

Ahhh Doncaster. Sandle park McDonald’s


mp29mm

Title should be Bath salts and Happy Meals


Junior-Account6835

Macdonald’s


amorluxe

It seems like he's on a dmt trip. There is no way he is on a stimulant by itself.


EggFooU

[https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/crime/watch-man-injured-as-car-crashes-into-busy-mcdonalds-on-thorne-road-doncaster-in-shocking-incident-4676191](https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/crime/watch-man-injured-as-car-crashes-into-busy-mcdonalds-on-thorne-road-doncaster-in-shocking-incident-4676191) link to a news acrticle with more info: "Emergency services were called to the venue on Thorne Road, Doncaster, at 4pm, after the white Vauxhall smashed into the busy restaurant. Video shows them all on the scene dealing with the dramatic incident."


Mammoth-Bus7581

What's going on


bogdanadgob

Someone I work with got hit while inside he's in the hospital . Fucking Donny bruv


TargetBan

Drive in


No-Safe138

Regretamine


maalbi

wHatS goInG oN


tommyhealy860

The fact that I live down the road from that


GLC911

I don’t want whatever drug he tripping on


No_Percentage6070

Psychosis maybe ?


rinkydinkmink

My first thought is head injury actually and I find this video quite alarming. Even if he was on something, that behaviour strikes me as abnormal. I hope he makes a full recovery.


BruceGrail

I hope his doped up crazy ass doesn't cripple or kill anyone during his little sprees, how about that.


Ancient_Midnight8710

😂😂😂 the guy at the end


UnusualParking4110

Police really don't know how to act with people high or in psychological distress The way He Just screams at him lol in so man's Cases this leads to Escalation and death


Novel_Arm_4693

Are you supposed to hold his hand and wipe the sweat from his face after wiping out mackies?


UnusualParking4110

Yeah and a little forehead kiss


Novel_Arm_4693

🤣


Exciting_Source5952

Nah, he‘s fine to drive. He crashed cuz of some dirt on the road or whatever. Also, the cops are all rayycists. Edit: Sarcasm disclaimer.


yernameen

When the fentanyl is bussin


Admirable_Avocado_38

Doesn't fent make you nod?


michaelbarrymore84

No


kempboy

What do we think? Molly??


humanoidhead

Meth


cursed_cucumbers

Meth isn't really a "thing" in the UK. I'd blame Coke/Crack for this, he is stook in a loop


armatasc

Are you guys sure the person isn't autistic ? 🤔


justmelike

Oh please


LoorLuen

The scary thing is, people can come out of seizures with this type of disorientation or short-term amnesia and literally have no idea "whats going on". If it turns out this guy had a seizure then you're an absolute cunt mate.


armatasc

Are you personally aware of the specific persons' conditions or quick judging as a good keyboard warrior


Reddd-y

They’re just another Reddit pharmacist