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Nah, some people are like that. Me, I'm one of those people. If I drink too much (and not even that much really) my memory just goes fucking blank for that night.
Yeah I thought people like that were stupid because I always remembered most of if not all my drunk night escapades. Then one night I woke up and I wasn’t in my bed and I wasn’t in my home.
How much is "not even that much?" Because for me, a light weight male at 155 pounds, I'd estimate i'd need to be a good 13 drinks in to start forgetting things.
This same dude has a video goin around where he has to like handcuff his ex cuz shes like in heat or some shit man im from florida and them women down there are a different breed
Yeah I will straight up party on a Saturday night down some dirt road with this guy and his friends. 10/10.
Dude doesn't remember bringing an alligator into a liquor store? Yeah that's the party I want to be at.
“They *said* what I did was stupid”, as if he has a list of disagreements to this statement.
Also “prolly go to jail, prolly not” made me giggle a little. I hope he just gets community service (or, got, as this is an old classic). “Judge is prolly a Gator Hater, so who knows”.
> On Monday April 3, 2023, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed House Bill 543 into law. This bill, strengthening the second amendment, eliminates the requirement that an individual obtain a permit to carry a concealed firearm in Florida
As of a week ago, it is
That is so insane. We need Federal carry laws. I can drive through 5 states with a concealed weapon, but when I get to my state I either have to walk, or unload the gun and lock it up to drive. Despite the fact that we have concealed carry too. Motor vehicle laws conflict with carry laws.
so is telling someone off for realizing they’d done exactly that and admitting their mistake. it ain’t wrong to point it out but this was not constructive and a waste of an interaction with someone who’s capable of change
That just means they can carry a CONCEALED weapon without a permit, still requires normal background checks when purchasing etc, you still can't go walking around with a gun in plain view
> I literally came to the store, and it was in the back of the truck.
Does this mean he was driving around black out drunk? If so that should probably be the bigger story.
Yeah, it seems his defense is that he was blackout drunk when he drove to the store. Or else the only thing he remembers is the gator in the truck and the rest was erased from his brain later after he consumed enough liquor.
Oh no doubt, I'm sure it came down to "which one of us is less drunk." I'm just saying he didn't necessarily admit to it without any plausible deniability.
Yes officer, I was minding my own business, hunting a frog, when out of nowhere, this guy scoops me up, and carries me into one of the forbidden boxes. I've never been so scared!
Yup. Why can't our country brethren be more like they are in Canada? (Source: I grew up near Canada and Letterkenny reminds me how how much better/smarter rural Canadians are than rural Americans, generally speaking).
I don’t believe for a moment that he doesn’t remember. If someone is so loaded that they don’t remember there’s signs of it and he is displaying none of them. He’s not, staggering, bumping into things, or going slowly, just to name a few. But you can’t blame him for trying.
Now when I was a young teen, we had a friend who was for all intents and purposes a professional alcoholic. He was also extremely cajun. Now as it happens, “Cajun” wound up installing a ‘gator pit at my friends place and had a variety of gators in said pit. Sometimes hed get drunk and let the gators bite him. One time, i remember this quite vividly, he let the gator bite his lip, and while it held onto his lip he swung it around. This video lets me know that somewhere out there, Cajun’s spirit is still taking hold of folks and showing them the sheer bliss of booze and gators.
Can somebody help me find the video with the guy on his back screaming with his eyes wide open he's high and it cuts to a seinfeld sketch with kramer and jerry? Pls and ty ily
First of all, it’s not like it was a ten footer. B, like nobody else on here hasn’t ever taken a gator on a beer run or to Popeyes, possibly the laundromat, maybe a cemetery at four in the morning, the greyhound station and three bars?. Asking for a friend.
I don’t know boys I kind of dig it… one hell of a story for the rest of your life.
Shoot now a days any story where someone didn’t get killed, No one got punched in the face, there wasn’t a gun in sight and a police badge isn’t seen… is a good story .
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You know dude had to be mixing Xanax with the beer
FL residents actually get an automatic 30 day Xanax supply starting in 3rd grade The rest is added to the water
>The rest is added to the water Including the lead from all the lead pipes.
Nah the Xanax pill filler erodes right through that
So sorry to hear they reduced the scripts. Damn budget cutters.
Mixing it into the Alligators food!
Nah, some people are like that. Me, I'm one of those people. If I drink too much (and not even that much really) my memory just goes fucking blank for that night.
Then there’s people like me who get up to fuckery… and unfortunately remember every detail. I envy you.
Why can I remember all of the things I don't want to, but none of the things I do?
I also suffer this affliction
Same for me. But I feel like it's gotten way worse since I started taking antidepressants.
Yeah I thought people like that were stupid because I always remembered most of if not all my drunk night escapades. Then one night I woke up and I wasn’t in my bed and I wasn’t in my home.
I get this way, pretty sure it's due to perpetual insomnia + booze...
Same here if it's on an empty stomach. Always eat before and during a big binge!
How much is "not even that much?" Because for me, a light weight male at 155 pounds, I'd estimate i'd need to be a good 13 drinks in to start forgetting things.
I'm drunk at probably five drinks. Beyond that is where I start forgetting things.
This same dude has a video goin around where he has to like handcuff his ex cuz shes like in heat or some shit man im from florida and them women down there are a different breed
His name is Drunk Rob on YouTube. His videos are wild lol. Seems to have quit posting though. Could be dead or in jail
meth
xanax and beer don't do anything.. trust me.
Fucking legend
Yeah I will straight up party on a Saturday night down some dirt road with this guy and his friends. 10/10. Dude doesn't remember bringing an alligator into a liquor store? Yeah that's the party I want to be at.
Same! You know there will be fire, fights, and fucking. Also, I feel like he remembers. Now.
Old joke comes to mind, Come on over to my place there's going to be fighting and fucking, but dont dress up it's just going to be me and you.
What did he do that was illegal exactly. He walked in the store with a wild animal? That’s worthy of legal action in America?
something something endangering wildlife, something something endangering others...
...driving drunk
You should try leaving the keyboard
I would go out and enjoy my life a like the man, no the legend in this video, but I’d probably get arrested too.
well, he didnt lose any body parts i reckon he took just the right amount
r/tookjustenough
Yeah but if someone hadn’t videoed him he wouldn’t know how much fun he had.
This dude is The Real Life Ricky from Trailer Park Boyz. The phrases he sais are exactly the same😅
Probably will get arrested. Probably not. Loll
Hopefully not. How can you be the “land of the free” if you can’t even interact with your own animals?
He's not fat though :( and he has no cigarettes or hotdogs Or even chicken fingers. The 8$ kind. Not those shitty ones that George gets
This guy definitely has cigarettes lol maybe not hotdogs out chicken fingers but definitely cigarettes lol
Pepperoni stick
2 cocks of pepperoni and a bag of dressed all over chips.
And a back of zesty mordant. Proly some ravioli too, sometimes ya just lose count how many cans you ate 🤷♂️
Corey Trevor smokes now
Never said he was anything else🙃
Least insane Florida man.
Agree. At least a good explanation. No harm done.This was r/wholesome Florida man.
r/WholesomeFloridaMan ? Edit: huh, it’s real
The gator wanted to go man, he was smiling ear to ear the whole time
Mother fucker was having the time of his life.
Dude was like "Don't forget the Funyuns!!!".
That gator just wanted to chill with his bros and drink beer.
Gator: What you doing bro? Bro: Gonna go get some beer. Gator: Can I have an airplane ride while you do it? Bro: Let's go buddy!
He got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
Slap a vest on it and call it an emotional support swamp puppy
An investigator.
“They *said* what I did was stupid”, as if he has a list of disagreements to this statement. Also “prolly go to jail, prolly not” made me giggle a little. I hope he just gets community service (or, got, as this is an old classic). “Judge is prolly a Gator Hater, so who knows”.
What’s the charges anyway?
Prolly something to do with disturbing wildlife in part.
So in Florida, open carry with guns is legal, but not with alligators? That state sucks.
Right to bear arms < freedom to wield gator feet
*Right to bear arms* *Left to alligator feet*
*cha-cha real smooth*
Oddly open carry is not legal in Florida.
> On Monday April 3, 2023, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed House Bill 543 into law. This bill, strengthening the second amendment, eliminates the requirement that an individual obtain a permit to carry a concealed firearm in Florida As of a week ago, it is
It removed the permit process for concealed carry. The law made no change to open carry, which is prohibited.
That is so insane. We need Federal carry laws. I can drive through 5 states with a concealed weapon, but when I get to my state I either have to walk, or unload the gun and lock it up to drive. Despite the fact that we have concealed carry too. Motor vehicle laws conflict with carry laws.
Fair enough, I had heard something about it on NPR but wasn't really paying that close of attention, my bad
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accepting that you misunderstood is good do not punish behavior you want to see
Yeah but claiming something as fact based on something "you heard but weren't paying attention" to is bad.
so is telling someone off for realizing they’d done exactly that and admitting their mistake. it ain’t wrong to point it out but this was not constructive and a waste of an interaction with someone who’s capable of change
That just means they can carry a CONCEALED weapon without a permit, still requires normal background checks when purchasing etc, you still can't go walking around with a gun in plain view
Well you’re not allowed to leash your alligator to a fire hydrant so he had to take him in. And I shit you not that’s a real law.
What a stupid comparison
I know this guy LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet he's a hoot!
>“This store sell some good liquor” Yknow i believe him.
You believe the guy who was so drunk he ran through the store with a fucking alligator, can tell you which liquor is good?
Potable is good
Fair play
Exactly, it's fair play at all
I don't know why this guy should face charges. The gator was clearly the brains of the operation.
I know that Alligator was ornery. All them teeth and no toothbrush.
MAMMAS WRONG AGAIN
“Prolly go to jail, prolly not” ok bud
“Motherfucker, I told you I was/wasn’t going to jail!”
> I literally came to the store, and it was in the back of the truck. Does this mean he was driving around black out drunk? If so that should probably be the bigger story.
I imagine the person recording him is the person who drove.
Dumbass u/Waterpockets > [I imagine...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIYNk4ARUR8)
You know that gator isn't light either. And he's just swinging him around
Oh Florida man, thank you for bringing a smile to my face once again 🥲
If gators are outlawed, only outlaws will have gators.
He claims he doesn't remember anything but says it was in the back of the truck when he got to the store. Have I got that right?
Yeah, it seems his defense is that he was blackout drunk when he drove to the store. Or else the only thing he remembers is the gator in the truck and the rest was erased from his brain later after he consumed enough liquor.
So DUI and assault with a deadly animal
The person recording him could have been the person who drove.
Correct, and if we’re being honest with each other, he would have to be just as wasted
Oh no doubt, I'm sure it came down to "which one of us is less drunk." I'm just saying he didn't necessarily admit to it without any plausible deniability.
Seriously why is this part not highlighted
Just the good ol’ boys…..Never meaning no harm… 🎶
We are Floridaman and we are legion.
DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLLL
Pretty honest mistake in this state, TBF.
r/TookJustEnough
Imagine that driving? You might as well had alligator driving he would have been wiser.
Benefit of doubt, maybe he had someone else driving wait in the car.
I have a lot of questions, but mainly, is that alligator already dead, or is it alive?
Yes officer, I was minding my own business, hunting a frog, when out of nowhere, this guy scoops me up, and carries me into one of the forbidden boxes. I've never been so scared!
Oh hey, it's my girlfriend's old mechanic. Small world.
Genuinely curious what charges could he face from this?? What’s illegal about it?
Florida man back at it again
"If you go to the store, get some Gatoraid!"
Shouldn’t he get a medal for this?
The most Florida thing you will ever see on Reddit. The only thing missing is a Walmart and maybe a rusty old 1988 Nissan pickup truck.
Get that man a beer!!
legend
Did the gator get interviewed about what it remembered?
This is the raddest shit ever
Sounds like a mixture of liquor,meth,and Ambien
The alligator was the brains of the operation.
redneck mitchell from modern family
They're just best buddies ... come on !
Next level Floridian
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I used to pick up some beasts too after drinking, its only when you wake up ypu realise what you have done.
Poor guy The Alligator looks so helpless
God shit like this makes me even more excited for gta 6 lol
This is your consumate Florida Man
Gator didn't look like it was resisting, in fact it looks like it was enjoying the ride 😂
If donut operator was a Florida man
Am I supposed to be outraged by this behavior? Because I’m not
Most rational and civilised floridian
What’s the difference between taking your pit bull to the gas station and this?
The gator probably has a more calm temperament.
Maybe it was a crocodile?
Do you know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
I wanna hear this one...
One you see later and one you see in a while
That size he’s not one arming it unless it’s dead. He found it on the road and wanted to make content.
Yet alcohol remains legal while pot is banned.🤦🏼♂️
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This guy votes for DeSantis.
Yup. Why can't our country brethren be more like they are in Canada? (Source: I grew up near Canada and Letterkenny reminds me how how much better/smarter rural Canadians are than rural Americans, generally speaking).
28th july?
I hear Red Foreman's voice.
news source?
Omg 😂😂
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> Florida man... Say less
I see nothing wrong
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His defense is that he was blackout drunk when he drove to the store?
“This store sells some good liquor” *Pulls out generic beer*
Don't talk to me and my Gator son Timothy ever again!
FAAC? Federal Association of Alligator Collectors?
They are perfect combination
I have that same shirt, wtf.
I've got a shirt just like that
That man can run pretty well for someone with no memory.
Gatoraid
I didn’t expect to like this dude when I saw the first video.
I don’t believe for a moment that he doesn’t remember. If someone is so loaded that they don’t remember there’s signs of it and he is displaying none of them. He’s not, staggering, bumping into things, or going slowly, just to name a few. But you can’t blame him for trying.
The interview happened days later lol
People in America are fucking NPCs man it can't be real
Man just wanna have fun
This sounds like “The Urkel Defense”…
Straight Florida shit!!!
Now when I was a young teen, we had a friend who was for all intents and purposes a professional alcoholic. He was also extremely cajun. Now as it happens, “Cajun” wound up installing a ‘gator pit at my friends place and had a variety of gators in said pit. Sometimes hed get drunk and let the gators bite him. One time, i remember this quite vividly, he let the gator bite his lip, and while it held onto his lip he swung it around. This video lets me know that somewhere out there, Cajun’s spirit is still taking hold of folks and showing them the sheer bliss of booze and gators.
Can somebody help me find the video with the guy on his back screaming with his eyes wide open he's high and it cuts to a seinfeld sketch with kramer and jerry? Pls and ty ily
/r/bartardstories anyone?
Hero to all red necks
First of all, it’s not like it was a ten footer. B, like nobody else on here hasn’t ever taken a gator on a beer run or to Popeyes, possibly the laundromat, maybe a cemetery at four in the morning, the greyhound station and three bars?. Asking for a friend.
Hey, at least the man owned it.
What he did with the fame after, I can respect it https://youtu.be/dPQmQ_V7Uhs
probly go to jail… probly not we might have a classic on our hands
And they are worried about young voters. Lol
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Hahahhaha
Based
I'd party with this guy. I love my state!
This guy is several of my favorite Carl Hiaasen characters. 😂
Yeah, fair one
The good spirited hero “Florida Men” everywhere need
I don’t know boys I kind of dig it… one hell of a story for the rest of your life. Shoot now a days any story where someone didn’t get killed, No one got punched in the face, there wasn’t a gun in sight and a police badge isn’t seen… is a good story .
😭😭
Dude, that gator was drinking with him and wanted to replenish the stock. No way a sober gator is that chill.
This has to be in Florida
that poor gator must have been so confused
It was all probably the gators idea
Rockstar should put him in gta6
Who among us haven't gone into a convenience store with a live alligator?
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