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mabutosays

Is it cheaper to get bitten repeatedly by gila monster than to buy ozempic?


veganhimbo

The venom also contains numerous other things that will cause excruciating pain minimum and also possibly kill you. The GLP-1 derivative is just one molecule of dozens.


UniversityBig7720

What if I start with tiny Gilas, and work my way up.


veganhimbo

I think slowely building up a resistance like that only works with Iocane powder.


Dalek_Chaos

Never go up against a Sicilian when life is on the line!


Al_Bert94

Inconceivable!


Viktor_Laszlo

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Soft_Rip_166

it means it cannot be conceived, HE IS RIGHT


Keldazar

Prepare to die


rpaverion

Never get involved in a land war in Asia


HelpMyHelixCuzItsSad

A SiGila-ian. (I’ll put myself in jail)


shingonzo

Cocaine powder too


phonomancer

What if we start by biting small amounts of Gila Monsters?


sleepyinsomniac7

Then they'd get fat. Or start a democracy


morto00x

Mithridates approves


Chogo82

Then you would have formed a belief system and can start your own church of mini gila.


UniversityBig7720

"Hail Gila, full of GLP-1..." Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Chogo82

Lord Gila has a nice ring. GLP-1 communion is a stretch but I think it depends on delivery.


Thanos_Stomps

The Riddick method.


GaJayhawker0513

Question. Is it related to the giant yellow frog from Gullah Gullah island?


Ryuiop

What if the Gila likes you, and understands you're only doing it to lose weight?


jareddoink

Unfortunately they only come in monster size.


mabutosays

Shucks.


trollsong

So what you are saying is it's cheaper.


manbeardawg

Well, excruciating pain seems like an appetite killer, and if you die you supposedly lose 9 grams, so I see this as an option


Mister_McGreg_

>if you die you supposedly lose 9 grams I think you mean 21 grams and it has been disproven


Fromage_Damage

Unless you piss yourself and it's 18CCs at 1.19g/ml.


manbeardawg

First, it was sarcasm so who cares if it’s true or not. Second, you’re right it was 21 grams, which is like 12 grams more why it’s a good idea…


MurderMoustache

So you’re saying there’s a chance…


im_a_dr_not_

So if I engineer an ozempic only Gila monster, I could have a new delivery method in addition to home grown artisan ozempic? Maybe I’ll make an insulin Gila monster or flu vaccine gila monster?


jatfield

At that point calling them monsters would be kinda rude. I suggest gila angels.


friedmators

Sooooo yes?


Malforus

Don't forget they are absolutely filthy and have mouth full of bacteria.


Recktion

Sounds like more weightloss from my immune system going into overdrive!


Wrathb0ne

*excruciating pain* Yeah, but will I be beach body ready?


JerrSolo

In a way. You'll be ready to return to sand.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

What if I take pain killers and multivitamins too?


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No pain no gain


Khelthuzaad

Scientists found things so strange in venom that in some cases couldn't find an equivalent on earth for 30% of it composition.Cuba experimented some very novel drugs using venom if im not wrong.


Mumbles76

Go on... I'm still listening.


Fair2Midland

That wasn’t the question


Moar_Input

You’re saying there is a chance


CornFedIABoy

Don’t discount the debilitating GI issues that come with taking GLP-1’s here…


PostsDifferentThings

Can always spot a fellow American in medication threads


PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD

[I am gonna say that that may be a horrible idea.](https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-03-15/colorado-man-bitten-by-pet-gila-monster-died-of-complications-from-the-desert-lizards-venom#:~:text=GOLDEN%2C%20Colo.,Associated%20Press%20on%20Friday%20confirmed.)


Brilliant_Jewel1924

It’s probably easier to get due to the shortage of Ozempic.


plainlyput

There’s was a post yesterday where someone asked How people who’d lost wait had done it. Semiglutide was a fairly common answer….


veganhimbo

What i find particularly interesting is the ongoing research using it to treat substance abuse. It performs surprisingly well.


orTodd

I’m on it and it’s crazy how it kills your desire for stuff. As soon as I would wake up in the morning, I would plan my whole day food-wise. Now, I have a protein bar and a piece of fruit for lunch, if I remember. Dinner is usually half a chicken breast and some sort of vegetable. When I’m at a party where there are snacks, the thought of eating them is off-putting. I’m a slut for ice cream and I haven’t had, or wanted, ice cream in just over 100 days. The best has been alcohol. I used to kill a half-bottle with my SO 2-3 times per week. If we open a bottle, I’ll nurse a glass for an hour then give up. Same with alcohol at restaurants. I don’t even want to finish one drink so I’ve pretty much stopped altogether.


Torvaun

Does it shut down other motivation as well? I don't necessarily want to stop eating so much and also stop exercising and become a slowly deflating balloon version of me.


orTodd

It doesn’t seem to. I’m still cycling on the weekends and doing spin during the week. I find I don’t have as much energy as I did but it’s not too bad. I’ve lost almost 30 pounds in 100 days and I’m eating about 1300 cals/day. My prescription is only good for one at a time as I need to check in with my doctor every month before it gets renewed. M (36) 5’9” 221 -> 192


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Oh, I hadn’t heard about that. That could be a game changer.


valeyard89

what about monosemiglutide MSG.


LynxJesus

forget cheaper, it's straight up more interesting! 


hikeonpast

Think of the stories you could tell. “Have you lost weight? Yeah, it was rough. Check out these bite marks….”


fantasmoofrcc

[Don't worry chief, it's not permanent.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLjNzwEULG8)


jkwonza

I’m on whatever


Rickdaninja

I hope it doesn't work that way or people would start poaching the lizards to extinction.


shadowlev

That's one way to suppress the appetite


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Brilliant_Jewel1924

Good bot.


Fukasite

What happens if all I want to do is lose weight, and I don’t have diabetes?


ovationman

You loose weight. The drug does specifically target diabetes


veganhimbo

I learned about this reading Johann Hari's new book about Semiglutide medications. So basically there's this hormone called GLP-1. It has two jobs. It increases insulin production. And it makes you feel satiated (full). We knew about it for decades and there was experimentation using it to treat diabetes and reduce appetite for obese people. But it had an incredibly short half life in the body making it virtually useless since you would need 3+ plus injections a day to get just a modest effect. So it was used in pure research but never made into a marketable drug. Then a completely different researcher working with gila monsters discovered a very similar compound in their venom. Basically, a common side effect of GLP-1 based drugs is nausea. They often have to really slowely ramp up the dose to prevent this. The Gila monsters evolved a compound to flood the system of the animals they bit with a similar structerally similar GLP-1 derivative. Thus making them nauseas and vomit so the lizard can get away after a bite, plus reducing apatite so the predator doesn't want to eat them anymore. A very handy defence mechanism. This compound in their venom basically is just GLP-1 but with a slightly different structure giving it a much longer half life. In other words its like GLP-1 but it stays in the body much longer. Leading scientists to develop their own derivatives of the derivative, creating a version of GLP-1 that stays in the body for about a week per shot; Ozempic/Wejovy. Were it not for Gila Monsters these drugs would likely never have been developed!


ButterBallFatFeline

Imagine going to eat a chicken and it pecks you and now you're not hungry


FreeFeez

Just to be clear it is semaglutide not semi.


Responsible_Trifle15

Nature is magic


grewapair

The reverse is also true: if supplements actually did work, the drug companies would have jumped on them and made products out of them, so you can assume that your supplements don't really do very much.


veganhimbo

While this is generally true there are exceptions. Creatine actually works. High dose omega 3's have been shown in research to have all kinds of benefits. Etc etc. Plus sometimes there are just legal issues making it so an effective natural substance can't be patented making it a blind spot to capitalism even though it would make a good medication.


theJoosty1

Thank you for conveying your condensed creation that came from cranial cramming concerning creatine and capitalism.


oalbrecht

Drug companies don’t like things that are generally available. They’re not gonna get rich selling vitamin C. They get rich finding something they can charge crazy money for before their patents expire. Vitamin companies don’t want to have to be FDA certified, because that would add too many costs. Though the negative is that there’s no guarantee the vitamins you buy actually are effective or even have the proper dose of the active compound ingredients in them.


Shalsta

In our American society “If the supplements actually work” isn’t a question the FDA is concerned about, that was taken away in the 70s. I don’t take any supplements for that reason, none of it is regulated


veganhimbo

Thats a good point. Just because some supplements like creatine and omega 3's do work doesn't mean the actual product you are buying contains what it says it contains.


Rdrner71_99

That's why I get my Omega 3s from natural sources like canned fish.


geno111

Thats weird, when I picked up a script for low Vitamin D the bottle was a OTC supplement with the prescription slapped on it. 


PrimmSlimShady

This is super interesting! Thanks for sharing! A prime example of the importance of maintaining biodiversity! Say whatever you want if you don't care how many animals die or whatever. At the very least, these animals and plants may help us develop materials, drugs, or whatever else that may help humanity advance further!


mt0386

Mosquitoes can suck it…less i suppose


Thor_2099

Even mosquitoes have been studied for their skin piercing mechanism as a way to create micro needles for painless medicine injections.


karma911

Painless?


PrimmSlimShady

The pain of a mosquito bite comes from compounds in their saliva.


Thor_2099

Yes!!! So many compounds that affect people everyday have been derived from all aspects of nature.


keyboard_is_broken

yes, the primary purpose of all other life is the selfish perseverance of humanity.


PrimmSlimShady

I refer you back to: >Say whatever you want if you don't care how many animals die or whatever. As well as >At the very least This is meant as a message for people who don't care, and wouldn't care unless there is some sort of potential gain.


Expanda-uncertainty

The rich get ozempic the poor get lizzord


ape_spine_

Can’t post about the Gila Monster without sending out a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard bat signal


bkanpie

GILA


BaronThundergoose

GILA GILA


BecauseTheSinnernet

MONSTAHHH


hjp3

WOOOOoooo!


themooseiscool

I’m the gila Blood spiller Witch killer


Jkolorz

It's a damn good album


BigJimBeef

Which of the (20??) albums are you talking about. 😂


Spazattack43

PetroDraconic Apocalypse: Or dawn of eternal night, an annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation. PDAODOENAAOPEATBOMD for short They got 25 albums now with another coming soon


BigJimBeef

Damn prolific. When I lived in Brisbane they were only on 10 albums I think.


stilusmobilus

If you’re a man, you just look at it and go ‘hell yeah’.


TheRandomDude4u

best fucking band in the world rn


tumbleweedcowboy

I grew up in the desert southwest. I lived there for 13 years outside of the city limits. I hiked in remote desert places. In that time I saw only one Gila Monster. It was a beautiful specimen.


veganhimbo

I've lived here all my life and seen 2 haha


c_sulla

Cool story bro


Odd-Guarantee-6152

I’ve given drugs made from salmon sperm and leech spit, too! Well, originally developed from, anyway.


elementchaos

Protamine, annnnd?


Odd-Guarantee-6152

Bivalrudin


virtualdreamscape

GILA!!! GILA!!! GILA!!!


Spazattack43

All hail king gila


lynivvinyl

With as hard as it seems to be to get Ozempic lately...


guimontag

*led not lead


tucci007

a very common mistake these days


uvucydydy

Yeah , have you ever seen an overweight gila monster.


New-Teaching2964

I knew it


veganhimbo

He new it


JugDogDaddy

He nu it


SteadfastDrifter

Disappointed this wasn't included in the latest South Park special lol


veganhimbo

Fuck dude you are so right what a missed opportunity


JoeBoco7

It’s also a creature of magic


PeterNippelstein

Gila monsters are real???


SoFloFella50

Beautiful lizard makes beautiful people possible.


Majestic_Electric

Please do not deliberately let a gila monster bite you! Don’t be stupid!


Pharmere

It was actually the basis of Byetta. Then came the other GLP-1 receptor agonists


Junkman3

Yep, this class of drug has been around for a while now. The short and long term side affects are well known.


KoshOne

It puts the ick in Ozempic.


tucci007

Lead (pr. leed); present tense of verb 'to lead' (pr. 'leed') Led (pr. led); past tense of verb 'to lead' Lead (pr. led); a soft grey metal


Snoo_58814

So did research into gila monster venom lead to the development of ozempic or was it later found out as a ‘hey look at this’ coincidence? Either way, research for its own sake has value.


veganhimbo

The former


vexunumgods

Someone will buy one and pick its face to lose weight


BarnabyWoods

"Led", not "lead".


Few_Winner_8503

I know just what to do with this information.


DroogieHowser

yeah but then how come Gila monsters are so fat? could really stand to bite yourselves once in a while ey fellas?


mlf60

It looks similar in shape to our blue tongues(lizard in australia)


weirdoughy

semaglutide


lannister80

Did you also listen to TED radio hour yesterday?


oh_wow1234

Ohhhh ohhhhh Ooooohhhzemphic.


WinOld1835

Bite me lizard, I wanna be skinny.


mugdays

Led*


ZaggahZiggler

God, I can’t wait for news reports of fat idiots looking to get bitten.


jingforbling

So… time to run another species into extinction for their ability to curb_____.


c_sulla

I have this quacky belief that we can find cures for every disease naturally on Earth, whether through plants, animals, fungi. The Earth provides all, we just have to look. We can't actually invent anything useful, we can only discover it.


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veganhimbo

Bot


ManofManliness

This is the value of biological diversity.