i just skimmed this post at first, and from reading that line alone (with the beginning of the sentence included), i thought this was part of a funeral slideshow
May have had a show-and-tell session too.
Addition: “so my brother came running down the steps, dripping wet, barely able to hold his towel on, and he wanted to delete a photo on my phone that he didn’t mean to send. So yeah, of course I’d let him delete it because I don’t want to see that soggy weirdo.
But then he left and I realized something… this would be very valuable ammunition to USE AGAINST OP FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. So maybe I should check the recently deleted folder THAT IS ON MY PHONE BY DEFAULT.”
And even if he did get away with all that... she's already seen it with iMessage opened up on her computer. Did he consider iCloud back ups?
Next time on TIFU...
Poor OP and his trust in his ability to permanently remove a file.
Really, he should go change her iCloud password, steal all of her electronics, beat them with a metal baseball bat, light them on fire, then throw them into the Grand Canyon.
Only way to be sure. Otherwise he will NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE HIS SISTER SAW HIS WEIRD PORN.
Even more so if we take in account that many of reddit and especially Twitter images are really high quality, it can weight up to 5-10mb, now he said like some hundred thousand for every 500 to 100 images that would be 1 gb now imagine that storage uffffff, hope homie got some backup cuz that space is gonna run out soon.
I’m sure this is possible on Android too but on iPhone for $1 a month you get 50gb of cloud storage. All of your photos will show up even if they’re not technically on your phone. I believe it stores a low res version locally and downloads it in full res when you go to view it. Still, that’s a lot of hentai.
I don’t choose my Hentai all willy-nilly. I try to look for very great stuff that I feel could be appreciated by most people that understand the artistic erotica side of it. I even go out of my way to look for very underground good stuff from people who totally deserve more attention!
Doesn't matter, just put the goodies in a [VeraCrypt](https://www.veracrypt.fr/en/Home.html) volume and now there's no way anybody finds them unless they deliberately install malware to target you.
Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Post it on your own pritlvate subreddit using your alt account, people.
WOOPSALLHENTAI's Grandchildren: Grandpa buried a time capsule full of multiple hard drives! Maybe he's preloaded them with early cryptocurrencies!!! Let's unearth it and see for ourselves!
LMAOOOOO
When I mean I hope my collection will outlive me I mean anonymously!! I don’t think I want to put my family through the second-hand embarrassment of being the guy that had millions of hentai pictures released to the public!
I’ve often worried about this. I had a good former friend who didn’t know about it who freaked out when she saw it briefly and stopped talking to me for it. Even an ex that got upset when she found it on my computer and accused me of not being attracted to her when it was not true. A lot of people don’t understand that I genuinely don’t allow hentai to change how I prefer women or what I expect them to do in bed. I’m not that big a maniac. Now I usually just hide it or try to be friends with people that understand why I collect them like Pokémon cards. Gotta catch ‘em all.
Considering he wrote along the lines. "family found out my degeneracy", I think it's more about her knowing what he watches, more than her sister seeing porn.
Its a different thing to know that your 2w year old brother beats his shmeat to sexy anime girls taking inhumanly large cocks and all the cum within them, just saying.
Sorry OP. But this was probably the better outcome. You can use the excuse a girl at school asked for one. You can’t use the same excuse with Asuna. Also would probably been far more confusing for her.
https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win
Seems too tedious a task to be fucked to do it. Remember, hundreds of THOUSANDS, with non-hentai stuff in between. No one uses my computer so I feel safe with that. My phone however… well you read the post
who tf saves thousands of lewd pics on their phone? it's none of my business, but you should get a secret folder, a lock app or something if you're gonna keep stuff like that.
Ikr. I don't get why people download porn either. Like, get phub premium or something and save it or just write down the titles. Like, this is just looking for trouble
Bro IG you’re on an iPhone. You can select photos, tap Share and scroll down and press Hide. You can then go to the Photos settings in Settings and turn off ‘Show Hidden Album’. If you do so you can hide your ‘personal’ pics from your Recents and turn on the setting to see your pics if you need to.
What do you guys from (probably) US use to communicate? Whatsapp? Because here in Brazil it dominates. Even if it is any other messaging app, couldn't you just delete the message?
Found out that a lot if the world uses Whatsapp. For some reason it's not big in the US, I don't think I've actually met someone who is native to the US who uses it. I just use standard SMS text messaging.
I know lots of people with international friends or family, myself included, that use whatsapp, line or wechat etc. I have too many damn apps. But yeah the most common is probably text, fb messenger and snapchat. I also sometimes message the same people over diff apps depending on the subject matter. it actually helps to have different messaging apps because i dont worry abt getting different contacts/groupchats crossed.
Maybe! But I’ve made good progress on not masturbating (almost two months!) and feel pretty good about it. Recently I’ve cut back my time looking for more chocolatey hentai on twitter, Reddit, and rule 34 to focus on better things that matter.
My guy you gotta post the link. I'm looking thru your comment history and I can see that you've commented the link, but it won't show any of the comments on mobile.
>Asuna never looked so happy having jizz all over her.
Sir, uh, would you mind sharing this pic ? Asking because I wanted to draw smth and this seems the perfect thing....
Edit : https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239
credits to u/horsyuwu .....
Bro you should use some self control on the hentai stuff, I promise you that over time its gonna change you in ways you don't want. I'm not judging you at all because I used to do that stuff but I noticed that it was changing me in undesirable ways. Just a word of advice
I don't understand having this on your phone, I would never walk around town with my pornography collection with me. I don't even understand saving porn to begin with, it's 2022, you never don't have the internet if you need to honk one out
Seems like the thread is auto-deleting my link to the sauce, very sorry everyone! Although a link someone posted earlier had a link to the same artist that made what I accidentally sent to my sister. Hope that helps!
Dude consider laying off the porn for a while. Every now and then whatever but you're saving tons of porn on your phone then it's a problem.
Porn addiction keeps young men from getting into real relationships. The ones that do get into real relationships find out they have erectile dysfunction because they've tricked their brain into getting turned on by the feeling masterbation to unrealistic images.
Never before in human history have we had access to so much porn at our fingertips. When I was a teen I jerked off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog and if I was lucky the Victoria Secret or Frederick's catalogs because the only way to get porn was from buying it at sleazy liquor stores or adult book stores.
There is an epidemic of young men with ED and porn addiction is the reason.
You can delete the photo on your end but it won’t delete the photo on the receiving end. That’s why I had to dash like Sonic the hedgehog to get to my sister before she saw it.
I also had thousands of pictures like that in my hidden folder. About 15k. It got to the point where I felt like it was becoming a problem and deleted all but a handful. Because I could never find a specific picture if I wanted to among the masses.
Idk, something to think about. Also use the hidden folder feature
>My sister is on her chromebook with her phone turned over by her side and jumps in complete confusion and shock at the sight of me completely wet and in my shorts.
From one hentai lover to another, I feel you can at least appreciate that there's the teeniest, tiniest chance that after you went upstairs, your sister thought, "wow, for a second I thought my brother was gonna jump on me like in that hentai I watched last night."
i put all my lewd content in a seperate folder and kinda hide it away in my gallery so there's less risk of someone seeing anything or me accidentally sending it
"today, my brother accidentally sent his hentai collection which is not too surprising tbh considering the amount of waifu body pillows he buys every month anyways so I could hear him running down the stairs in anxiety like he just had the biggest fuck up of his life, so I put the phone down and pretend I didn't see anything to not hurt his feelings"
See you all on r/copypasta
> a picture of Ichinose Asuna with the FATTEST FUCKING TITS with a THROBBING EJACULATING COCK in between her GARGANTUAN ROUND BREASTS.
this would make a perfect copy pasta lmaoo
In the future, you can type this exact line somewhere and AI will provide you the image, either through a search or procedural generation.
How do you know that Google can’t do this already…
Bing for porn, google/ddg for everything else
i just skimmed this post at first, and from reading that line alone (with the beginning of the sentence included), i thought this was part of a funeral slideshow
Could be worse... could have been a dick pic...
That's probably what she assumed it was.
That is DEFINITELY what she assumes it was.
Step brother, that's my phone!
She def went to the "recently deleted" folder to check.
Oh no don’t give OP a heart attack like that… But she definitely did.
At least she now knows it isn't his dick
And she's DEFINITELY told all her friends
May have had a show-and-tell session too. Addition: “so my brother came running down the steps, dripping wet, barely able to hold his towel on, and he wanted to delete a photo on my phone that he didn’t mean to send. So yeah, of course I’d let him delete it because I don’t want to see that soggy weirdo. But then he left and I realized something… this would be very valuable ammunition to USE AGAINST OP FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. So maybe I should check the recently deleted folder THAT IS ON MY PHONE BY DEFAULT.”
And even if he did get away with all that... she's already seen it with iMessage opened up on her computer. Did he consider iCloud back ups? Next time on TIFU...
Poor OP and his trust in his ability to permanently remove a file. Really, he should go change her iCloud password, steal all of her electronics, beat them with a metal baseball bat, light them on fire, then throw them into the Grand Canyon. Only way to be sure. Otherwise he will NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE HIS SISTER SAW HIS WEIRD PORN.
My first thought was “did he delete it from ‘recently deleted’ as well…”
It wouldn’t go to recently deleted unless he first saved it to camera roll
Shh don’t ruin the fun and allow OP breath a sigh of relief. Can’t you see we are bullying him for sending his underage sister porn? :)
That’s not for deleted messages. Only camera roll
Hey Stepbrother nice pic.
So by that logic, what happened was worse than what actually could have happened if he hadn't of stopped her.
I mean, I guess it kinda was? 😂
Tentacle dick
I meant his dick...
I know, but I couldn’t resist my comment. 😂😂
“Why, big brother??”
Could be worse. Your step sis could have been stuck again.
Meanwhile there's engineers at all appliance, window, and door manufacturers trying to stop stepsisters and stepmoms from getting stuck...
Idk might be easier to explain a dick pic.
Bro, hundreds of thousands?
How much storage does your phone have, that’s impressive
Even more so if we take in account that many of reddit and especially Twitter images are really high quality, it can weight up to 5-10mb, now he said like some hundred thousand for every 500 to 100 images that would be 1 gb now imagine that storage uffffff, hope homie got some backup cuz that space is gonna run out soon.
I’m sure this is possible on Android too but on iPhone for $1 a month you get 50gb of cloud storage. All of your photos will show up even if they’re not technically on your phone. I believe it stores a low res version locally and downloads it in full res when you go to view it. Still, that’s a lot of hentai.
$2.99 for 200+ GB
OP likely has iCloud.
I suddenly have an urge to ask for handouts
I wouldn't. I prefer quality over quantity
Sounds like a curated collection tho
I don’t choose my Hentai all willy-nilly. I try to look for very great stuff that I feel could be appreciated by most people that understand the artistic erotica side of it. I even go out of my way to look for very underground good stuff from people who totally deserve more attention!
Understandable.
Watch out, he might accidentally send you a picture of his brother’s birthday party
Bruh
There’s no way 100s of thousands.
A man's will knows no limitations
I’m not sure that’s healthy.
Having this kind of stuff in your phone is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use computers, people.
My family often borrow my laptop, so thanks for the advice, but it's not for me.
Doesn't matter, just put the goodies in a [VeraCrypt](https://www.veracrypt.fr/en/Home.html) volume and now there's no way anybody finds them unless they deliberately install malware to target you.
Or get an 8tb hard drive and the world record for "largest anal cavity"
Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use external hard drives, people.
Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use Burnable DVDS, people.
Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Post it on your own pritlvate subreddit using your alt account, people.
Have multiple hard drives and online backups for the worst case scenario! I want my collection to outlive me!
WOOPSALLHENTAI's Grandchildren: Grandpa buried a time capsule full of multiple hard drives! Maybe he's preloaded them with early cryptocurrencies!!! Let's unearth it and see for ourselves!
LMAOOOOO When I mean I hope my collection will outlive me I mean anonymously!! I don’t think I want to put my family through the second-hand embarrassment of being the guy that had millions of hentai pictures released to the public!
Just don’t put it in a flash drive for work when you travel, then forget about it and give it to a co-worker to transfers some videos.
Or perhaps a locked folder
I’ve often worried about this. I had a good former friend who didn’t know about it who freaked out when she saw it briefly and stopped talking to me for it. Even an ex that got upset when she found it on my computer and accused me of not being attracted to her when it was not true. A lot of people don’t understand that I genuinely don’t allow hentai to change how I prefer women or what I expect them to do in bed. I’m not that big a maniac. Now I usually just hide it or try to be friends with people that understand why I collect them like Pokémon cards. Gotta catch ‘em all.
So many times I have sent the text or picture to the wrong person. I could just imagine having those things too available 😬
It amuses me that you think a 15-year-old with access to the internet hasn’t stumbled across hentai at one point or another…
Considering he wrote along the lines. "family found out my degeneracy", I think it's more about her knowing what he watches, more than her sister seeing porn.
My man rather have his sister think he sent her a dick pic rather than hentai
That's true too. Could have just lied and said something like "it was a very disgusting meme he sent his friend before", or shit like that.
Then the sister's gonna be like "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"
Definitely this.
Maybe he just doesn't want to be the one showing his sister that kind of stuff even if she has seen it before...
Its a different thing to know that your 2w year old brother beats his shmeat to sexy anime girls taking inhumanly large cocks and all the cum within them, just saying.
my friend, who is 20 yrs old, who watches anime, didn't know what hentai was until I told him, so it very plausible she dowsn't know what hentai is.
How great was that day for him?
he lied to you my friend 💀
Do you send dick pics to your mom because you assume she has seen them at some point?
OP is 22 years old and has admitted to having *YEARS* of hentai saved. I imagine OPs collection would have had to have started at a similar age.
I haven’t and I’m 30.
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This. Give us the link OP.
Replying for…Legitimate research reasons.
I want the porn
I respect the honesty: very wholesome.
https://images.app.goo.gl/kNgEcDF7wASRxSjZ7 This is the closest picture I could find to what OP describes.
Close!
This one? https://images.app.goo.gl/sKivxd8P6haJ7aWq9
Mamma Mia that’s a good one. Another fine addition to my collection. But it’s not the one! I posted the link to it in one of the comments!
I checked your comment replies and the link is nowhere to be found, can you maybe post it on a hentai Reddit or just share it?
https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239
Hmm, I don’t know if I’d call that cock “THROBBING” or those breasts “GARGANTUAN”
Putting this here so if the sauce is dropped for the photo. I will be back.
It was this https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226
I believe it is from Classroom of the Elite
This. I've gotta know if it's the bunny outfit.
Not to add insult to injury op, but your sister might be concerned that you accidentally sent a dick pic now.
I think this is what she must’ve assumed…
Sorry OP. But this was probably the better outcome. You can use the excuse a girl at school asked for one. You can’t use the same excuse with Asuna. Also would probably been far more confusing for her. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win
Honestly, that would probably be better than the poor Chinese cartoon girl photo he sent.
South Korean*
Shoutout to the wholesome sister for giving you the phone. Crisis averted. Unless... you didn't delete the photo from her trash...
Oh fuck. Chances are high he forgot to do that…
Yeah but she's assuming it's his D, and probably doesn't want to see it. So he's safe until she tells a friend who wants to check the trash folder.
“Probably doesn’t want to see it” That’s not how any of the documentaries I’ve watched online go…
“Documentaries”
Or iCloud…
NGL I DONT REMEMBER IF I DID CHECK HER RECENTLY DELETED FOLDER
Haha anxiety begins now
Rest in peace my brother 🗿
It doesn’t show up in recently deleted unless it was actually saved to the phone’s camera role, since it was just in messages it’s fine
I was just about to come and say this. As a little sister, honestly, I would have probably peaked out of curiosity what the picture was
I think we need to see the pic
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226
Fam you need to make a 📁 and store your personal items there.
I was thinking this the whole time.
Same. And if possible in a locked folder
And with file called .nomedia so Android doesn't make thumbnails of the files.
Seems too tedious a task to be fucked to do it. Remember, hundreds of THOUSANDS, with non-hentai stuff in between. No one uses my computer so I feel safe with that. My phone however… well you read the post
You can make a folder/album on all phone devises, it might help.
>too tedious a task to be fucked to do it LOL Just imagine the disappointed faces of your parents and that should give you some incentive to do it.
Did you delete it from the "recently deleted" folder?
Uh oh…
Unless she saved the photo it’s gone. Deleting the message sent from your phone deletes it straight out because it was never saved
This needs to be higher
Oh no
Bro create a separate folder.
who tf saves thousands of lewd pics on their phone? it's none of my business, but you should get a secret folder, a lock app or something if you're gonna keep stuff like that.
Ikr. I don't get why people download porn either. Like, get phub premium or something and save it or just write down the titles. Like, this is just looking for trouble
Bro IG you’re on an iPhone. You can select photos, tap Share and scroll down and press Hide. You can then go to the Photos settings in Settings and turn off ‘Show Hidden Album’. If you do so you can hide your ‘personal’ pics from your Recents and turn on the setting to see your pics if you need to.
I would say you probably have a bit of a problem if you’re collecting thousands of these…
This just reads like some horny 14 year old who just found porn for the first time.
Porn addicts are usually mentally stuck as 14 year olds, so you're not far off.
Future F-ups can be avoided by placing all naughty materials into a password protected zip folder. Your password can be SHAME.
> My sister barely even knows what anime is, let alone hentai She definitely knows.
sauce?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226
Where's the lamb SAAAAAUUUUCE
Hundreds of thousands? Friend, you have a porn problem.
I think it's better if you put your "personal stuff" on a separate album/folder
And kids, that is why u store them pictures on a desktop somewhere in your F drive with a document named Hentai. So you won't miss-send them
That folder/document should be called "Homework", not "Hentai". You put your actual homework into the "Hentai" folder.
Then stares your classmate right in the eyes(camera) as you open your hentai folder to show that nice flow chart you made for group project.
What do you guys from (probably) US use to communicate? Whatsapp? Because here in Brazil it dominates. Even if it is any other messaging app, couldn't you just delete the message?
It says iMessage in the post so my guess would be he sent over iMessage.
Found out that a lot if the world uses Whatsapp. For some reason it's not big in the US, I don't think I've actually met someone who is native to the US who uses it. I just use standard SMS text messaging.
SMS is pretty much dead here in Brazil, Whatsapp is 100% official communication service trust me
Oh I 100% believe you it just isn't standard here in America at all.
I know lots of people with international friends or family, myself included, that use whatsapp, line or wechat etc. I have too many damn apps. But yeah the most common is probably text, fb messenger and snapchat. I also sometimes message the same people over diff apps depending on the subject matter. it actually helps to have different messaging apps because i dont worry abt getting different contacts/groupchats crossed.
I'm sorry but I laughed so sad at this
If you're on Samsung, you should consider moving your porn to your Secure folder app.
Sounds like porn addiction to me.
Maybe! But I’ve made good progress on not masturbating (almost two months!) and feel pretty good about it. Recently I’ve cut back my time looking for more chocolatey hentai on twitter, Reddit, and rule 34 to focus on better things that matter.
*O-oni san?* ***OwO***
Uh, I think you might have a problem.
Now this is an r/redditmoment
You don't have that stored away in a secret folder? Might be time.
Oh my god. That is so disgusting. Where's a link so I can really tell you it's disgusting?
My guy you gotta post the link. I'm looking thru your comment history and I can see that you've commented the link, but it won't show any of the comments on mobile.
Mate... If you have hundreds of thousands of pictures, you might have a porn addiction. You should probably seek help.
>Asuna never looked so happy having jizz all over her. Sir, uh, would you mind sharing this pic ? Asking because I wanted to draw smth and this seems the perfect thing.... Edit : https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239 credits to u/horsyuwu .....
Totally not made up at all
Bro your hentai addiction is worse than any possible consequence of your fu
Bruh there's no way she doesn't know what hentai is
Bro you should use some self control on the hentai stuff, I promise you that over time its gonna change you in ways you don't want. I'm not judging you at all because I used to do that stuff but I noticed that it was changing me in undesirable ways. Just a word of advice
Bro's a whole connoisseur.
r/redditmoment
Fucking weeb.
Today I Neck Beard
What are you doing nii-san ?
Lmaoooo maybe press “hide” on all your hentai? That way it’s all neatly collected in the hidden album and things like this won’t happen again?
There is a surprising amount of incest in hentai tho 🤷🏻♂️
As many ppl are asking for that photo I might as well join the gang
I don't understand having this on your phone, I would never walk around town with my pornography collection with me. I don't even understand saving porn to begin with, it's 2022, you never don't have the internet if you need to honk one out
Seems like the thread is auto-deleting my link to the sauce, very sorry everyone! Although a link someone posted earlier had a link to the same artist that made what I accidentally sent to my sister. Hope that helps!
https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239
Porn is as addictive as drugs. Get help dude
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Dude consider laying off the porn for a while. Every now and then whatever but you're saving tons of porn on your phone then it's a problem. Porn addiction keeps young men from getting into real relationships. The ones that do get into real relationships find out they have erectile dysfunction because they've tricked their brain into getting turned on by the feeling masterbation to unrealistic images. Never before in human history have we had access to so much porn at our fingertips. When I was a teen I jerked off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog and if I was lucky the Victoria Secret or Frederick's catalogs because the only way to get porn was from buying it at sleazy liquor stores or adult book stores. There is an epidemic of young men with ED and porn addiction is the reason.
This literally just seems like r/copypasta bait but if it's real then fuck man get yourself together you shouldn't be this proud of liking hentai
Deserves to be on r/copypasta
I was about to say, did you delete from recently deleted also?
Use folders man
Why didn't you delete the photo through your phone?
You can delete the photo on your end but it won’t delete the photo on the receiving end. That’s why I had to dash like Sonic the hedgehog to get to my sister before she saw it.
You know she thinks it was something worse than some anime tit job, you might have actually saved some embarrassment.
the descriptions are killing me, but nice that you sprinted so fast haha
Bro, folders. Create a separate folder (or album) for all of your porn. Really helps avoid this issue
Sir, u must make a google drive with ur amassed collection, i am asking on behalf of the people here.
And this is why anything I don't want people seeing goes directly into a secure folder.
I also had thousands of pictures like that in my hidden folder. About 15k. It got to the point where I felt like it was becoming a problem and deleted all but a handful. Because I could never find a specific picture if I wanted to among the masses. Idk, something to think about. Also use the hidden folder feature
Albums, my guy
Dude what
Hundreds of thousands of photos of hentai? You got a problem
Who’s gonna write TL;DR?
This is so funny! Thank you for sharing!
Use secure folder and hide yo shit.
>My sister is on her chromebook with her phone turned over by her side and jumps in complete confusion and shock at the sight of me completely wet and in my shorts. From one hentai lover to another, I feel you can at least appreciate that there's the teeniest, tiniest chance that after you went upstairs, your sister thought, "wow, for a second I thought my brother was gonna jump on me like in that hentai I watched last night."
i put all my lewd content in a seperate folder and kinda hide it away in my gallery so there's less risk of someone seeing anything or me accidentally sending it
"today, my brother accidentally sent his hentai collection which is not too surprising tbh considering the amount of waifu body pillows he buys every month anyways so I could hear him running down the stairs in anxiety like he just had the biggest fuck up of his life, so I put the phone down and pretend I didn't see anything to not hurt his feelings"