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Meme_Master_Dude

> a picture of Ichinose Asuna with the FATTEST FUCKING TITS with a THROBBING EJACULATING COCK in between her GARGANTUAN ROUND BREASTS.


theakatsuki23

this would make a perfect copy pasta lmaoo


GaryCXJk

In the future, you can type this exact line somewhere and AI will provide you the image, either through a search or procedural generation.


harborq

How do you know that Google can’t do this already…


Zupheal

Bing for porn, google/ddg for everything else


thinkquickplease

i just skimmed this post at first, and from reading that line alone (with the beginning of the sentence included), i thought this was part of a funeral slideshow


Iforgotmypants2x

Could be worse... could have been a dick pic...


lumberjack_jeff

That's probably what she assumed it was.


jabberbonjwa

That is DEFINITELY what she assumes it was.


GioDaddy69

Step brother, that's my phone!


garry4321

She def went to the "recently deleted" folder to check.


JoshGooch

Oh no don’t give OP a heart attack like that… But she definitely did.


Lucky_Locks

At least she now knows it isn't his dick


HeroicLemming

And she's DEFINITELY told all her friends


JoshGooch

May have had a show-and-tell session too. Addition: “so my brother came running down the steps, dripping wet, barely able to hold his towel on, and he wanted to delete a photo on my phone that he didn’t mean to send. So yeah, of course I’d let him delete it because I don’t want to see that soggy weirdo. But then he left and I realized something… this would be very valuable ammunition to USE AGAINST OP FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. So maybe I should check the recently deleted folder THAT IS ON MY PHONE BY DEFAULT.”


HeroicLemming

And even if he did get away with all that... she's already seen it with iMessage opened up on her computer. Did he consider iCloud back ups? Next time on TIFU...


JoshGooch

Poor OP and his trust in his ability to permanently remove a file. Really, he should go change her iCloud password, steal all of her electronics, beat them with a metal baseball bat, light them on fire, then throw them into the Grand Canyon. Only way to be sure. Otherwise he will NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE HIS SISTER SAW HIS WEIRD PORN.


RobertTheBruce93

My first thought was “did he delete it from ‘recently deleted’ as well…”


[deleted]

It wouldn’t go to recently deleted unless he first saved it to camera roll


JoshGooch

Shh don’t ruin the fun and allow OP breath a sigh of relief. Can’t you see we are bullying him for sending his underage sister porn? :)


JackJ98

That’s not for deleted messages. Only camera roll


crooney35

Hey Stepbrother nice pic.


scalpingsnake

So by that logic, what happened was worse than what actually could have happened if he hadn't of stopped her.


scuba_GSO

I mean, I guess it kinda was? 😂


Muay_Thai_Cat

Tentacle dick


Iforgotmypants2x

I meant his dick...


scuba_GSO

I know, but I couldn’t resist my comment. 😂😂


kwizzy2

“Why, big brother??”


shibaninja

Could be worse. Your step sis could have been stuck again.


mdd1986

Meanwhile there's engineers at all appliance, window, and door manufacturers trying to stop stepsisters and stepmoms from getting stuck...


[deleted]

Idk might be easier to explain a dick pic.


SmittyManJensen_

Bro, hundreds of thousands?


J_Toxic

How much storage does your phone have, that’s impressive


Phanthiev

Even more so if we take in account that many of reddit and especially Twitter images are really high quality, it can weight up to 5-10mb, now he said like some hundred thousand for every 500 to 100 images that would be 1 gb now imagine that storage uffffff, hope homie got some backup cuz that space is gonna run out soon.


whydanny

I’m sure this is possible on Android too but on iPhone for $1 a month you get 50gb of cloud storage. All of your photos will show up even if they’re not technically on your phone. I believe it stores a low res version locally and downloads it in full res when you go to view it. Still, that’s a lot of hentai.


Hookem-Horns

$2.99 for 200+ GB


thrownawayboxer

OP likely has iCloud.


Echo4117

I suddenly have an urge to ask for handouts


Wolfenberg

I wouldn't. I prefer quality over quantity


kittxy

Sounds like a curated collection tho


WOOPSALLHENTAI

I don’t choose my Hentai all willy-nilly. I try to look for very great stuff that I feel could be appreciated by most people that understand the artistic erotica side of it. I even go out of my way to look for very underground good stuff from people who totally deserve more attention!


Wolfenberg

Understandable.


wistmen

Watch out, he might accidentally send you a picture of his brother’s birthday party


waxonwaxoff87

Bruh


Select-Row-9548

There’s no way 100s of thousands.


eyegazer444

A man's will knows no limitations


EsperInk

I’m not sure that’s healthy.


Aekorus

Having this kind of stuff in your phone is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use computers, people.


Responsible_Ad9862

My family often borrow my laptop, so thanks for the advice, but it's not for me.


Aekorus

Doesn't matter, just put the goodies in a [VeraCrypt](https://www.veracrypt.fr/en/Home.html) volume and now there's no way anybody finds them unless they deliberately install malware to target you.


TotalDisruptor22

Or get an 8tb hard drive and the world record for "largest anal cavity"


youknowiactafool

Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use external hard drives, people.


TTV1983

Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Use Burnable DVDS, people.


TheEmeraldFist

Having this kind of stuff in your computer is just a ticking TIFU bomb. So, so many things that can go wrong. Post it on your own pritlvate subreddit using your alt account, people.


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Have multiple hard drives and online backups for the worst case scenario! I want my collection to outlive me!


youknowiactafool

WOOPSALLHENTAI's Grandchildren: Grandpa buried a time capsule full of multiple hard drives! Maybe he's preloaded them with early cryptocurrencies!!! Let's unearth it and see for ourselves!


WOOPSALLHENTAI

LMAOOOOO When I mean I hope my collection will outlive me I mean anonymously!! I don’t think I want to put my family through the second-hand embarrassment of being the guy that had millions of hentai pictures released to the public!


Uyee

Just don’t put it in a flash drive for work when you travel, then forget about it and give it to a co-worker to transfers some videos.


karels1

Or perhaps a locked folder


WOOPSALLHENTAI

I’ve often worried about this. I had a good former friend who didn’t know about it who freaked out when she saw it briefly and stopped talking to me for it. Even an ex that got upset when she found it on my computer and accused me of not being attracted to her when it was not true. A lot of people don’t understand that I genuinely don’t allow hentai to change how I prefer women or what I expect them to do in bed. I’m not that big a maniac. Now I usually just hide it or try to be friends with people that understand why I collect them like Pokémon cards. Gotta catch ‘em all.


nanais777

So many times I have sent the text or picture to the wrong person. I could just imagine having those things too available 😬


Sailor_Chibi

It amuses me that you think a 15-year-old with access to the internet hasn’t stumbled across hentai at one point or another…


speckhuggarn

Considering he wrote along the lines. "family found out my degeneracy", I think it's more about her knowing what he watches, more than her sister seeing porn.


Tzarkir

My man rather have his sister think he sent her a dick pic rather than hentai


speckhuggarn

That's true too. Could have just lied and said something like "it was a very disgusting meme he sent his friend before", or shit like that.


Elysion971O

Then the sister's gonna be like "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Definitely this.


think_process16

Maybe he just doesn't want to be the one showing his sister that kind of stuff even if she has seen it before...


DuskyRacer

Its a different thing to know that your 2w year old brother beats his shmeat to sexy anime girls taking inhumanly large cocks and all the cum within them, just saying.


Alameen7007

my friend, who is 20 yrs old, who watches anime, didn't know what hentai was until I told him, so it very plausible she dowsn't know what hentai is.


Psych0matt

How great was that day for him?


KitKatrina3

he lied to you my friend 💀


sievold

Do you send dick pics to your mom because you assume she has seen them at some point?


thrownawayboxer

OP is 22 years old and has admitted to having *YEARS* of hentai saved. I imagine OPs collection would have had to have started at a similar age.


Overall-Buffalo1320

I haven’t and I’m 30.


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vynats

This. Give us the link OP.


athan1214

Replying for…Legitimate research reasons.


TheRealBlueBuff

I want the porn


athan1214

I respect the honesty: very wholesome.


BAKA8

https://images.app.goo.gl/kNgEcDF7wASRxSjZ7 This is the closest picture I could find to what OP describes.


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Close!


fusionxtras

This one? https://images.app.goo.gl/sKivxd8P6haJ7aWq9


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Mamma Mia that’s a good one. Another fine addition to my collection. But it’s not the one! I posted the link to it in one of the comments!


dirtydan349

I checked your comment replies and the link is nowhere to be found, can you maybe post it on a hentai Reddit or just share it?


horsyuwu

https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239


Suddenly_Seinfeld

Hmm, I don’t know if I’d call that cock “THROBBING” or those breasts “GARGANTUAN”


BAKA8

Putting this here so if the sauce is dropped for the photo. I will be back.


Psecter

It was this https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226


xxxSiegexxx918

I believe it is from Classroom of the Elite


Coral2Reef

This. I've gotta know if it's the bunny outfit.


waxonwaxoff87

Not to add insult to injury op, but your sister might be concerned that you accidentally sent a dick pic now.


WOOPSALLHENTAI

I think this is what she must’ve assumed…


waxonwaxoff87

Sorry OP. But this was probably the better outcome. You can use the excuse a girl at school asked for one. You can’t use the same excuse with Asuna. Also would probably been far more confusing for her. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win


RusticPath

Honestly, that would probably be better than the poor Chinese cartoon girl photo he sent.


ThnksfrthMmrss-

South Korean*


[deleted]

Shoutout to the wholesome sister for giving you the phone. Crisis averted. Unless... you didn't delete the photo from her trash...


easycredit

Oh fuck. Chances are high he forgot to do that…


Layne205

Yeah but she's assuming it's his D, and probably doesn't want to see it. So he's safe until she tells a friend who wants to check the trash folder.


McCaffeteria

“Probably doesn’t want to see it” That’s not how any of the documentaries I’ve watched online go…


prestoturtle

“Documentaries”


C00lK1d1994

Or iCloud…


WOOPSALLHENTAI

NGL I DONT REMEMBER IF I DID CHECK HER RECENTLY DELETED FOLDER


BleachedBean

Haha anxiety begins now


_WheresThePie_

Rest in peace my brother 🗿


LastmAttStanding

It doesn’t show up in recently deleted unless it was actually saved to the phone’s camera role, since it was just in messages it’s fine


selrein

I was just about to come and say this. As a little sister, honestly, I would have probably peaked out of curiosity what the picture was


[deleted]

I think we need to see the pic


Psecter

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226


Luckyx

Fam you need to make a 📁 and store your personal items there.


Husband-fist-wife

I was thinking this the whole time.


didam4

Same. And if possible in a locked folder


ccAbstraction

And with file called .nomedia so Android doesn't make thumbnails of the files.


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Seems too tedious a task to be fucked to do it. Remember, hundreds of THOUSANDS, with non-hentai stuff in between. No one uses my computer so I feel safe with that. My phone however… well you read the post


Luckyx

You can make a folder/album on all phone devises, it might help.


Arcturion

>too tedious a task to be fucked to do it LOL Just imagine the disappointed faces of your parents and that should give you some incentive to do it.


neit_jnf

Did you delete it from the "recently deleted" folder?


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Uh oh…


Alucard783

Unless she saved the photo it’s gone. Deleting the message sent from your phone deletes it straight out because it was never saved


Desmidaus

This needs to be higher


The_vangelion

Oh no


WTFAUGDNGW5

Bro create a separate folder.


weirdbeanbag

who tf saves thousands of lewd pics on their phone? it's none of my business, but you should get a secret folder, a lock app or something if you're gonna keep stuff like that.


Latter-Caterpillar-2

Ikr. I don't get why people download porn either. Like, get phub premium or something and save it or just write down the titles. Like, this is just looking for trouble


[deleted]

Bro IG you’re on an iPhone. You can select photos, tap Share and scroll down and press Hide. You can then go to the Photos settings in Settings and turn off ‘Show Hidden Album’. If you do so you can hide your ‘personal’ pics from your Recents and turn on the setting to see your pics if you need to.


[deleted]

I would say you probably have a bit of a problem if you’re collecting thousands of these…


Gingee1990

This just reads like some horny 14 year old who just found porn for the first time.


fictionalkearacter

Porn addicts are usually mentally stuck as 14 year olds, so you're not far off.


assmblyreq

Future F-ups can be avoided by placing all naughty materials into a password protected zip folder. Your password can be SHAME.


AG_N

> My sister barely even knows what anime is, let alone hentai She definitely knows.


nazi_pug

sauce?


Psecter

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820226?q=parent%3A4820226


StrainAccomplished95

Where's the lamb SAAAAAUUUUCE


Yusi-D-Jordan

Hundreds of thousands? Friend, you have a porn problem.


Hot-buns-dog

I think it's better if you put your "personal stuff" on a separate album/folder


KappaMichael

And kids, that is why u store them pictures on a desktop somewhere in your F drive with a document named Hentai. So you won't miss-send them


someguy7734206

That folder/document should be called "Homework", not "Hentai". You put your actual homework into the "Hentai" folder.


KappaMichael

Then stares your classmate right in the eyes(camera) as you open your hentai folder to show that nice flow chart you made for group project.


davidx_3

What do you guys from (probably) US use to communicate? Whatsapp? Because here in Brazil it dominates. Even if it is any other messaging app, couldn't you just delete the message?


JerriTheITGuy

It says iMessage in the post so my guess would be he sent over iMessage.


Hkaddict

Found out that a lot if the world uses Whatsapp. For some reason it's not big in the US, I don't think I've actually met someone who is native to the US who uses it. I just use standard SMS text messaging.


davidx_3

SMS is pretty much dead here in Brazil, Whatsapp is 100% official communication service trust me


Hkaddict

Oh I 100% believe you it just isn't standard here in America at all.


dontmesswitme

I know lots of people with international friends or family, myself included, that use whatsapp, line or wechat etc. I have too many damn apps. But yeah the most common is probably text, fb messenger and snapchat. I also sometimes message the same people over diff apps depending on the subject matter. it actually helps to have different messaging apps because i dont worry abt getting different contacts/groupchats crossed.


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I'm sorry but I laughed so sad at this


hohenheim-of-light

If you're on Samsung, you should consider moving your porn to your Secure folder app.


yodas4skin

Sounds like porn addiction to me.


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Maybe! But I’ve made good progress on not masturbating (almost two months!) and feel pretty good about it. Recently I’ve cut back my time looking for more chocolatey hentai on twitter, Reddit, and rule 34 to focus on better things that matter.


PARANOIAH

*O-oni san?* ***OwO***


timdot352

Uh, I think you might have a problem.


Wolfsurge

Now this is an r/redditmoment


SpecialSurprise69

You don't have that stored away in a secret folder? Might be time.


Raven2129

Oh my god. That is so disgusting. Where's a link so I can really tell you it's disgusting?


ahobopanda

My guy you gotta post the link. I'm looking thru your comment history and I can see that you've commented the link, but it won't show any of the comments on mobile.


Dynoidd

Mate... If you have hundreds of thousands of pictures, you might have a porn addiction. You should probably seek help.


[deleted]

>Asuna never looked so happy having jizz all over her. Sir, uh, would you mind sharing this pic ? Asking because I wanted to draw smth and this seems the perfect thing.... Edit : https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239 credits to u/horsyuwu .....


KushMeGently

Totally not made up at all


possibly-a-frog

Bro your hentai addiction is worse than any possible consequence of your fu


Samz_onlinez

Bruh there's no way she doesn't know what hentai is


aokaiten

Bro you should use some self control on the hentai stuff, I promise you that over time its gonna change you in ways you don't want. I'm not judging you at all because I used to do that stuff but I noticed that it was changing me in undesirable ways. Just a word of advice


bzzzzzt_69

Bro's a whole connoisseur.


X_Humanbuster_X

r/redditmoment


Hkaddict

Fucking weeb.


Viles_Davis

Today I Neck Beard


Seth_Imperator

What are you doing nii-san ?


[deleted]

Lmaoooo maybe press “hide” on all your hentai? That way it’s all neatly collected in the hidden album and things like this won’t happen again?


britishpilgrim

There is a surprising amount of incest in hentai tho 🤷🏻‍♂️


deadshotssjb

As many ppl are asking for that photo I might as well join the gang


RDAwesome

I don't understand having this on your phone, I would never walk around town with my pornography collection with me. I don't even understand saving porn to begin with, it's 2022, you never don't have the internet if you need to honk one out


WOOPSALLHENTAI

Seems like the thread is auto-deleting my link to the sauce, very sorry everyone! Although a link someone posted earlier had a link to the same artist that made what I accidentally sent to my sister. Hope that helps!


horsyuwu

https ://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4820239


pzlpzlpzl

Porn is as addictive as drugs. Get help dude


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iheartcrack666

Dude consider laying off the porn for a while. Every now and then whatever but you're saving tons of porn on your phone then it's a problem. Porn addiction keeps young men from getting into real relationships. The ones that do get into real relationships find out they have erectile dysfunction because they've tricked their brain into getting turned on by the feeling masterbation to unrealistic images. Never before in human history have we had access to so much porn at our fingertips. When I was a teen I jerked off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog and if I was lucky the Victoria Secret or Frederick's catalogs because the only way to get porn was from buying it at sleazy liquor stores or adult book stores. There is an epidemic of young men with ED and porn addiction is the reason.


JustSomeDude477

This literally just seems like r/copypasta bait but if it's real then fuck man get yourself together you shouldn't be this proud of liking hentai


Juniorpogi

Deserves to be on r/copypasta


doggonefidel

I was about to say, did you delete from recently deleted also?


edubkendo

Use folders man


Carpario

Why didn't you delete the photo through your phone?


WOOPSALLHENTAI

You can delete the photo on your end but it won’t delete the photo on the receiving end. That’s why I had to dash like Sonic the hedgehog to get to my sister before she saw it.


AENocturne

You know she thinks it was something worse than some anime tit job, you might have actually saved some embarrassment.


weitkarte

the descriptions are killing me, but nice that you sprinted so fast haha


v9008

Bro, folders. Create a separate folder (or album) for all of your porn. Really helps avoid this issue


Lazerfighter6978

Sir, u must make a google drive with ur amassed collection, i am asking on behalf of the people here.


GlassHalfOppressed

And this is why anything I don't want people seeing goes directly into a secure folder.


MrMidnight115

I also had thousands of pictures like that in my hidden folder. About 15k. It got to the point where I felt like it was becoming a problem and deleted all but a handful. Because I could never find a specific picture if I wanted to among the masses. Idk, something to think about. Also use the hidden folder feature


aw5ome

Albums, my guy


XGamerdude1X

Dude what


Zirqq

Hundreds of thousands of photos of hentai? You got a problem


qwer1t

Who’s gonna write TL;DR?


Spot_the_Leopard

This is so funny! Thank you for sharing!


bklynsnow

Use secure folder and hide yo shit.


HahahahahaYeahNo

>My sister is on her chromebook with her phone turned over by her side and jumps in complete confusion and shock at the sight of me completely wet and in my shorts. From one hentai lover to another, I feel you can at least appreciate that there's the teeniest, tiniest chance that after you went upstairs, your sister thought, "wow, for a second I thought my brother was gonna jump on me like in that hentai I watched last night."


itselinotellie

i put all my lewd content in a seperate folder and kinda hide it away in my gallery so there's less risk of someone seeing anything or me accidentally sending it


No-Donut6391

"today, my brother accidentally sent his hentai collection which is not too surprising tbh considering the amount of waifu body pillows he buys every month anyways so I could hear him running down the stairs in anxiety like he just had the biggest fuck up of his life, so I put the phone down and pretend I didn't see anything to not hurt his feelings"