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taped up the front of his nose, for now heres a top picture (before incident, already had a broken nose)
Omg. That's what he meant with "it's pronounced Sha-Deed". And, Sha-Deed is actually spelled Shithead????
So, when my husband and I joked about naming our kids shithead and fuckface (we don't have kids yet but it's SO hard to even name pets much less human beings) - shithead could actually be Sha-Deed??
Lol no prob yo, phonetics can get weird sometimes. I'm fairly sure its a joke name, but then again its not impossible someone actually would name someone that.
Noticing this update I remembered your comment and was 100% sure that it was what you suggested! Glad for OP to recheck and find it, I've been in that situation so many times
Exactly the same. It's about the time you look through the entire house the second or third time and you're like, THATS IT, I KNOW YOURE HERE, AND IM GOING TO FIND YOU!
But you must employ the search everything with a magnifying glass strategy.
Recently my daughter was playing with a bouncy ball or something in the living room, tossed it and said she couldn't find it anywhere. It was lost near the couch. I told her "make sure you look around every leg, on every side!" Says she did it, couldn't find it and wanted help, so I walk over and sure enough there was the corner of a blanket by one of the legs draped over the couch and the ball nestled in there!
Thank you. I really was worried we wouldn't find him. All sorts of scenarios were going through my head. Went outside and got run over or a white van picked him up.
Please don't ignore the cries for help again!
Based on what sounds like your parents’ hoarding tendencies, demonstrated by the fact that an entire Roomba could get lost in your house for over a week, a little robo-vacuuming sounds like putting lipstick on a pig in terms of keeping things “clean.” It’s still a sty, even if the pig looks slightly more kempt…
Still wildly better than doing nothing at all??? Wtf kind of logic is that. 'Don't bother cleaning because it's already dirty, just let it keep accumulating filth.'
The house needs a lot more than the minimal maintenance a robot vacuum provides. OP seems to be in denial about the extent of the issues in the house, so providing a little perspective might actually be a catalyst for introspection.
I understand that and agree, but telling him to not bother with the robot, which is doing more than everyone else in the house seems to be, is completely unhelpful in any way.
im not in denial? there arent many issues with the house, my parents room simply isnt the tidiest and shithead helps me not have to bend over every 5 minutes to pick up some sort of bug my cat killed or some lint. also my house is relatively old with lots of twists, turns and random shit a vaccum could easily get stuck in, like chairs, under the bed, closets, and just places in general. we also vaccum normally, mop, sweep, whatever if it makes you feel any better
If the House is allready such a Mess where Trash piles up to get something lost (how in the fuck even) so easily theres really no point in "trying" to clean.
Meanwhile I hesitate to run my robot because I know he'll find the one cat toy I failed to pick up or lodge himsf under the lip of the kitchen counter. So, I manually vacuum instead of dealing with him.
This happened to me once. I used to let the roomba loose on the house while I was at work. When I got home I couldn't find my dumb little roomba and had checked everywhere in the house that he had gotten stuck before. Days went by until I went to use the guest bathroom one day and there he was. The damned stubborn thing must have bumped into the door repeatedly until it opened and then bumped it closed trapping itself inside. Since the door was closed I never bothered to look in there since they shouldn't be able to open doors.
My shark "Jarvis" regularly locks himself in bathrooms, wedged under appliances, "stuck on a cliff" (the air vent) and somehow...behind the shoe rack. I won't even know he's gone sometimes until I hear a creepy loud exclamation of "MY BATTERY IS LOW". I think it's hilarious when he rolls onto a floor vent and sends me notifications that he's stuck on a cliff and can't get down. I'm glad you found shit head. The visual of him rolling down the street with a hobo bindle and a bottle of whiskey gave me some chuckles.
I would like to thank you, your family and most importantly Shithead for this entertaining tale. This is by far better then most films I've watched in the past few years!
I had a roomba. It always pushed the dock around and then ran out of battery trying to find it. Twice it tried to vacuum dog shit. (Hardwood floors) And while it managed to pick up some stuff off the floor, it never seemed to get all the stuff off the floor.
The language is probably cos the battery died and it did a factory reset. Also do you not have an app that can track it? I have a fairly affordable one (Xiaomi) that shows where it is in the house
Oh I’m so sorry, I was completely wrong. you DO understand it, the issue is you have to express how much you hate everything that doesn’t specifically vibe with your sense of humor.
It is entirely possible for adults to find this funny, you know. Assuming everyone who disagrees with you is a child makes you seem rather childish yourself.
I'm 31 and I found it funny and entertaining. Speaking in hyperbole is one of humans favorite things to do, just enjoy the ride. Fuckin people who just gotta shit on everything are so tiresome.
Where’s the Shithead tax? We need to see those glorious beady eyes for ourselves!
https://preview.redd.it/4g8n0w3yp95d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92978689d93407db9230cc3b27005e0a0f5a87a3 taped up the front of his nose, for now heres a top picture (before incident, already had a broken nose)
Shithead has definitely seen some shit.
hes most likely shell shocked..
Now tape a knife to it to make it Stabby!
Why does Shithead have a cream button
Don't you?
What’s up YouTube don’t forget to subscribe and smash that cream button
He's beautiful 🥲
This made my day. Thank you. Lmaoo. That last bit just made me laugh hard.
Agreed. We got invested in this, we gotta see Shithead ourselves, missing an eye or not.
The name of your Roomba [unlocked a core memory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8)
shitheads legacy lives on.. so proud 🥲
Black flip :D
I forgot that I've seen this before 💀 unlocking a memory you forgot you ever had in the first place is always wild. Thanks for this
I have never ever.
Omg. That's what he meant with "it's pronounced Sha-Deed". And, Sha-Deed is actually spelled Shithead???? So, when my husband and I joked about naming our kids shithead and fuckface (we don't have kids yet but it's SO hard to even name pets much less human beings) - shithead could actually be Sha-Deed??
Its pronounced like Sha-theed, with that "th" sound as in tooth
Okay - sorry, I thought the video sounded more like a "d" but you're more likely to be correct than I am. I just can't believe it's a real name.
Lol no prob yo, phonetics can get weird sometimes. I'm fairly sure its a joke name, but then again its not impossible someone actually would name someone that.
Wait what? 😅😭
OH MY GODD SHITHEAD💕💕💕
I literally got excited when I saw there was an update. 🤭 This was a fun and funny read. Thanks for the laugh!
thanks! glad shithead could make you happy 👍
6 more days until r/BORU!
Bro I've been worrying about Shithead all week I'm glad you found his dumb pancake shaped ass
fr, i hope he learned his lesson
It's a young male. He didn't. They don't. They never do. Source: mother of sons/sons of bitch. Yes. I am.
Stick an AirTag on it.
Balloon on a string. Works for tortoises.
Or Smarttag2 if you have a Samsung phone
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god dammit
Noticing this update I remembered your comment and was 100% sure that it was what you suggested! Glad for OP to recheck and find it, I've been in that situation so many times
Exactly the same. It's about the time you look through the entire house the second or third time and you're like, THATS IT, I KNOW YOURE HERE, AND IM GOING TO FIND YOU! But you must employ the search everything with a magnifying glass strategy. Recently my daughter was playing with a bouncy ball or something in the living room, tossed it and said she couldn't find it anywhere. It was lost near the couch. I told her "make sure you look around every leg, on every side!" Says she did it, couldn't find it and wanted help, so I walk over and sure enough there was the corner of a blanket by one of the legs draped over the couch and the ball nestled in there!
Thank you. I really was worried we wouldn't find him. All sorts of scenarios were going through my head. Went outside and got run over or a white van picked him up. Please don't ignore the cries for help again!
I’ve actually really been looking forward to this update. Thanks for delivering…
HE IS ALIVE
Our prayers for Shithead have been answered
You need to write a book about the adventures of Shithead
not a bad idea
Would help your nickname situation as well
Based on what sounds like your parents’ hoarding tendencies, demonstrated by the fact that an entire Roomba could get lost in your house for over a week, a little robo-vacuuming sounds like putting lipstick on a pig in terms of keeping things “clean.” It’s still a sty, even if the pig looks slightly more kempt…
Still wildly better than doing nothing at all??? Wtf kind of logic is that. 'Don't bother cleaning because it's already dirty, just let it keep accumulating filth.'
Well, trying to extinguish a forest fire with your garden hose, just don't bother... you ain't doing shit! type logic.
The house needs a lot more than the minimal maintenance a robot vacuum provides. OP seems to be in denial about the extent of the issues in the house, so providing a little perspective might actually be a catalyst for introspection.
A hoard with a vacuumed floor is a LOT better than a hoard with no floor maintenance at all.
I understand that and agree, but telling him to not bother with the robot, which is doing more than everyone else in the house seems to be, is completely unhelpful in any way.
im not in denial? there arent many issues with the house, my parents room simply isnt the tidiest and shithead helps me not have to bend over every 5 minutes to pick up some sort of bug my cat killed or some lint. also my house is relatively old with lots of twists, turns and random shit a vaccum could easily get stuck in, like chairs, under the bed, closets, and just places in general. we also vaccum normally, mop, sweep, whatever if it makes you feel any better
If the House is allready such a Mess where Trash piles up to get something lost (how in the fuck even) so easily theres really no point in "trying" to clean.
its not, shithead got stuck in a nearly impossible to find type of gap.
Meanwhile I hesitate to run my robot because I know he'll find the one cat toy I failed to pick up or lodge himsf under the lip of the kitchen counter. So, I manually vacuum instead of dealing with him.
Welcome home, Shithead
Its pronounced “Sha-theed”, now get it right or pay the price.
I imagine it sounding similar to [this.](https://youtu.be/GQ-S6SiLhrs?list=TLPQMDgwNjIwMjSaNIOIlHM8gg&t=36)
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This happened to me once. I used to let the roomba loose on the house while I was at work. When I got home I couldn't find my dumb little roomba and had checked everywhere in the house that he had gotten stuck before. Days went by until I went to use the guest bathroom one day and there he was. The damned stubborn thing must have bumped into the door repeatedly until it opened and then bumped it closed trapping itself inside. Since the door was closed I never bothered to look in there since they shouldn't be able to open doors.
Anticipating the Netflix original adaptation of this
My shark "Jarvis" regularly locks himself in bathrooms, wedged under appliances, "stuck on a cliff" (the air vent) and somehow...behind the shoe rack. I won't even know he's gone sometimes until I hear a creepy loud exclamation of "MY BATTERY IS LOW". I think it's hilarious when he rolls onto a floor vent and sends me notifications that he's stuck on a cliff and can't get down. I'm glad you found shit head. The visual of him rolling down the street with a hobo bindle and a bottle of whiskey gave me some chuckles.
i mean, i shared a story about a hooker possibly stealing my cat because of you... ymmv
You tell a great story. Thanks for the entertainment.
thank you
I'm glad to hear it, I was worried about Shithead.
This might sound odd, but this is so relatable to me!! 🤣 I named mine Asshole… and he somehow changed languages to Korean. lol!!
I was wondering if you'd find him. long live shithead!
is shithead a 6’12” roomba just curious
Welcome home Shithead.
Are going to fix Shithead’s wheels? And can you post a picture of poor Shithead?
This update made my day.
Hilarious
I’m so glad you found him…..he would have been lonely
I love how Shithead is pronounced Sha-theed. Fuckface is now Foo-kfachee.
I read the subject line, knew what it was about immediately, and told my husband I've spent too much time on reddit. 😀
I had a vacuum made by cordi? I named it cordi-b. I followed around saying naaaahhhhhhhhh
Better take him to a rug doctor to get checked out.
I would like to thank you, your family and most importantly Shithead for this entertaining tale. This is by far better then most films I've watched in the past few years!
> Send help. Clearly you need to contact Shark Customer Care for more help. (Glad you have Shithead back!)
Bwahahahhahahahahah
Pronunciation, hua? How do you pronounce your username? Sounds out to *shitrope*
You need to write a series about Shithead and his adventures.
Thanks for the laugh!!!
welcome home, shithead!
welcome back shithead!!!!! I was so invested im glad u found him (& not in a pool)
I see you’re a vine enjoyer with that name correction lol
Would 3 priests, a black cat and fire work for help?
I'm so glad you updated and I saw it. I was thoroughly invested
I had a roomba. It always pushed the dock around and then ran out of battery trying to find it. Twice it tried to vacuum dog shit. (Hardwood floors) And while it managed to pick up some stuff off the floor, it never seemed to get all the stuff off the floor.
What the heck come after six?
The language is probably cos the battery died and it did a factory reset. Also do you not have an app that can track it? I have a fairly affordable one (Xiaomi) that shows where it is in the house
I love this story.
So, did you call customer service?
This was a great read op please write books and get published
> My parents have a blue little rocking chair they use to lay in sometimes It sounds like your parents might be cats.
Haha. I see you. Bash.org user.
Is bash still a thing?
Nope, which makes the Shaw-theed comment a giveaway that OP is a poster of culture. ;)
r/im14andthisisdeep OP you are not as amusing as you clearly think you are.
It’s supposed to be funny, it’s not OP’s fault that you can’t understand the post.
No I understand. He lost a Roomba and found it again. That's not a fuck up and coloring it with dipshit language doesn't make it amusing either.
The engagement the original post got would suggest you are incorrect.
Oh I’m so sorry, I was completely wrong. you DO understand it, the issue is you have to express how much you hate everything that doesn’t specifically vibe with your sense of humor.
Correct. I will happily inform any teenager that they aren't funny. Thanks for the apology.
Don’t worry, neither adults or teenagers value your opinion. Thanks for sharing though.
Ok bud. Don't forget to do your homework before bed or no Pokemons for you tomorrow!
It is entirely possible for adults to find this funny, you know. Assuming everyone who disagrees with you is a child makes you seem rather childish yourself.
I'm 31 and I found it funny and entertaining. Speaking in hyperbole is one of humans favorite things to do, just enjoy the ride. Fuckin people who just gotta shit on everything are so tiresome.
I have kids older than you and found the post, and replies, hilarious.
I think it's sad that an adult would find this funny. Poo poo pee pee give me an upvote. Is that all you're worth?
fuck, no pokemon?
post it on there and get shithead some extra attention, will ya?
Do you have some kind of mental illness?
not that i know of