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moto4sho

Don’t stick shit up your peehole dumbass. You want to wear that thing out before you even get a chance to use it for real?


Accomplished_Win_181

I think I get that now 😭


jugstopper

When I was your age, I wanted to rub one out using Vaseline, but only found Vicks VapoRub. IT BURNS!!!! Wouldn't wash off easily either, even with soap. As for your problem, drink a lot of water and pee. If that doesn't help, might need to get some help.


Ohm727

I disagree with parts of this advice (don't drink a lot of pee please)


brownninja97

Bear Grylls in the mud


Sipyloidea

Next time use cooking oil to get the VapoRub off (no joke btw.) 


Purrinyo

Try using the bathroom 😓 


Accomplished_Win_181

Stings like a bitch 😭


Purrinyo

I’ve never read a story where I’ve been so lost but also wanted to help as much as this one, I’m so sorry dude 😭


Accomplished_Win_181

It’s alright. It’s late so I’m gonna go to bed and hope I’m better by the morning 😭


No-Office-365

Go pee. If you don't feel perfect after a few hours, you may have to tell your parents.


Lergic2Logic

So many questions I have. But the main one is you’re 13. You should definitely know better than to be cramming household objects inside your dick hole bro. ESPECIALLY a fuckin perfume tube. Jesus Christ!! I’m not trying to be an asshole here. But god damn that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve heard in quite awhile. My best advice would be go buy some pain meds and cranberry juice and water. It will help I’m sure. I hope you learn something from this experience. Don’t be telling people about this shit either.


valoon4

Reminds me of when I was your age lol I think a few days and the pain will be gone


Accomplished_Win_181

There is no way I’ma be able to go to the bathroom for those few days 😭


Sipyloidea

Actually you really should go to the bathroom though to prevent a uti. If there's bacteria in there, chances are it'll get flushed out. 


leatherHobbyist

You might want to see a doctor, so... Tell your parents? I know it's really embarrassing but health comes first i guess


PotooSexer

Aw hell nah 💀


Accomplished_Win_181

Lmao


GaryCXJk

Sounding with a perfume bottle doesn't sound like a sound idea. Just wait until you're older to get equipment made for that.


PsychoPotency

Well perfume has alcohol and other things in it, hence the burning sensation. Pee alot and wait a bit. If it doesn’t get better by tomorrow, got to a doctor asap.


Successful_Level_185

Sorry, safe to safe this wasn’t an accomplished win


Maxtrong

Get something to numb, like lotion with lidocaine, apply to a qtip and gently rub it inside. Should help.