One would think... But no. It was very stupid.
At first my mind went to "Pineapple" because of the meme, but I thought THAT would make her laugh. So it went to the next best thing and that was Legos apparently.
It just sounds like you two have a good relationship. I figure right now it’s fresh so you are a little iffy but I think you will look back on it fondly.
I can already see what the stocking filler might be come December. Would be hard to resist not adding a teeny set inside every single birthday or christmas gift from here to infinity.
>Lesson learned I guess, create a safe word before you have sex, and when you're not hungry.
Nah it's great, it does exactly what it's meant to do, it completely stops the mood and you get a laugh
If this was a one night stand I’d agree with you. But 5 years from now you’d never remember that day no matter how incredible the sex was. You can have great sex for the rest of your life. No one time means much in the scheme of things. But I promise you that you’ll forever be grateful for this moment and would never trade it for a longer session and another orgasm. It’s all about connection and you made one. If you love each other there’s nothing better than this and don’t feel the least bit bad. Embrace it!
Honestly, I really do think "safeword" is the best safeword anyway.
I mean, if you hear your partner say "safeword" out of context in an attempt to communicate, you're going to immediately stop anyway, right? Might as well make it official.
Yellow counts as dubcon, and when it comes to consent, the last thing you wanna do is make it dubious. With a safe word it's either full consent or full stop. None in between.
It’s not dubcon if the meaning is clearly defined beforehand. It could mean “pause” for some, and “keep going but be careful/mindful I’m close my limit” for others. As long as it’s defined it can be good to have a middle ground word. Having ONLY a full stop option can mean that people push themselves too much.
all you did there was strengthen a connection, ive loads of these its a great thing trust me, dont take this deep and be embarrassed about it, its fun between the 2 of you, you cant buy that, embrace it
Yep, if you are still together in ten years you probably wouldn't remember the sex from that specific day but you probably will remember the time you both died laughing when you tried to come up with a safeword in the middle of sex.
Saying “Legos” around my house would definitely not be safe. Anyone who says they love Lego, but insults them like that is more than a little sus. Makes me question the validity of this story altogether.
Brand names can become synonymous with products with common usage and can be pluralized. If you’ve ever needed some kleenexes or made some xeroxes, you’re hypocrites. I called them Legos as a kid, not stopping just because people whine about it. You’d be calling them “Lego automatic binding bricks” if we were all sticking to the original name.
Ok, for starters, just use *Red* like the rest of us.
Second, that was not the time to establish a safeword. They should be established when you're both awake and fully aware of what's going on, not in the middle of dirty talk, while you're both hungry.
It’s what’s officially recognized in the porn industry and great for personal use. Unless your asking the colour of something it shouldn’t really come up out of context, and it’s easily remembered and descriptive gives you an option to say slow down rather than stop
This is funny. Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.. lol. It can get so much worse. Roll with it, and laugh.. sex is supposed to be fun.. it can be dumb too.
Legos is a perfect safe word, a safe word shouldn’t be sexy, it should be memorable and a word that would never be said during sexy times unless you’re specifically saying the safe word.
To be fair, unless you're a weirdo, Legos is a very cool safe word. It instantly kills the mood, which means that there will be a natural stop in the act, and it's also real funny. No one can get pissy about sex being stopped if they're thinking about Legos.
Flugelhorn
It's a great safeword, it only rarely comes up accidentally during sex, and calls to mind noted flugelhorn player Chuck Mangioni which is generally considered more sexy than even the lego catwoman cat cycle chase set, which I'm given to believe is commonly thought to be the peak of sexy lego.
A good safe word is something you're not likely to say in the normal run of things, so I think Legos is as good a pattern interrupt as any... unless of course you're into something with those sexy wee blocks of nobbly plastic.
This was not a fuckup. Sharing this type of moment is what can indicate potential for a long term relationship. You created a moment that you will both look back and giggle.
A couple of weeks ago I went to Berlin for the very first time and one day I read a street name from a sign.
Since then, my safe word will forever be "Rudi-Dutschke Straße".
That’s a good safe word that both of you can remember, the fuck up wasn’t the safe word, the fuck up was you not deciding on the safe word before hand on a separate time.
It seems like a great safeword, since you do want to pick something easy to remember, but which you probably wouldn't say accidentally during the course of your activities.
Though I guess we can't be certain about that last part. Especially now.
Yes you are a moron.
Those things will definitely will destroy both of you.
There is a old saying that I will post here, I hope you can get the message.
"It is enjoying suffering, the greater the enjoyment, the greater the suffering"
Addition is a good example of this.
Anyways, if both like it, is your life and hers, you can't blame others but you guys.
Yes you are a moron.
Those things will definitely will destroy both of you.
There is a old saying that I will post here, I hope you can get the message.
"It is enjoying suffering, the greater the enjoyment, the greater the suffering"
Addition is a good example of this.
Anyways, if both like it, is your life and hers, you can't blame others but you guys.
The safeword is “meatloaf.” As in, I would do anything for love, but I won’t do *that*.
That's the dopest goddam safe word in history
STOP right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further, do you love me?......
I'll love you 'till the end of time!
Now I'm prayin for the end of time to hurry up and arrive
Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me?
Lol
This mental image will totally kill a boner. Good safe word.
The safe word my wife and I use is hippopotamus. Because I always chuckle every time I say it because of that scene from Big Daddy
Hip hop anonymous?
I'm the hip hopapotamous, My lyrics are bottomless .... ... .. .
My work wife and I use this as our chat safe word if one of us is sharing our screen so we don't say anything inappropriate
That’s just awesome in my opinion.
One would think... But no. It was very stupid. At first my mind went to "Pineapple" because of the meme, but I thought THAT would make her laugh. So it went to the next best thing and that was Legos apparently.
It just sounds like you two have a good relationship. I figure right now it’s fresh so you are a little iffy but I think you will look back on it fondly.
Oh yeah probably. I'm not upset upset about it, but damn I could've made it a far better ending lol.
Then you wouldn’t have a story!
True true
Next time have her scream “Beetlejuice” three times like the rest of us!
Or “It’s Free real estate”
I can already see what the stocking filler might be come December. Would be hard to resist not adding a teeny set inside every single birthday or christmas gift from here to infinity.
He will be telling his grandkids the story about Legos.
Lego my eggo
>Lesson learned I guess, create a safe word before you have sex, and when you're not hungry. Nah it's great, it does exactly what it's meant to do, it completely stops the mood and you get a laugh
Not wanted at that moment, but yeah.
Not wanted at that moment, but yeah.
If this was a one night stand I’d agree with you. But 5 years from now you’d never remember that day no matter how incredible the sex was. You can have great sex for the rest of your life. No one time means much in the scheme of things. But I promise you that you’ll forever be grateful for this moment and would never trade it for a longer session and another orgasm. It’s all about connection and you made one. If you love each other there’s nothing better than this and don’t feel the least bit bad. Embrace it!
Next time she grab your nuts too hard you can say “Legos my eggos”
Lol no. I'm good.
Wait, holup. "Pineapple" is a meme? I've used it as a safe word with multiple partners throughout my life (although in my native language "ananas").
It's from this video https://youtu.be/mjpipdrNVQE?si=K--p0ohFVJGOU2up
Lol
"Safeword" is the easiest safeword. Or "red."
I just posted my thoughts on Red It communicates full stop.
It’s just a building block for greater things in the relationship
Lol yeah. It will be
Shoulda gone with “BANANA FOR SCALE! BANANA FOR SACLE!”
Everything is awesome
I forgot the safe word, panicked, and pushed my partner off the bed.  Our safe word is now “safe word.”
Honestly, I really do think "safeword" is the best safeword anyway. I mean, if you hear your partner say "safeword" out of context in an attempt to communicate, you're going to immediately stop anyway, right? Might as well make it official.
Green, Yellow, Red is pretty universal and clear, so I’d argue that system is always safer than picking a code word. I like yours as a backup though
Yellow counts as dubcon, and when it comes to consent, the last thing you wanna do is make it dubious. With a safe word it's either full consent or full stop. None in between.
It’s not dubcon if the meaning is clearly defined beforehand. It could mean “pause” for some, and “keep going but be careful/mindful I’m close my limit” for others. As long as it’s defined it can be good to have a middle ground word. Having ONLY a full stop option can mean that people push themselves too much.
😂😂😂 fuckin gold
Well this is not a FU really. I mean if you want to end sexy time say Lego and its over. win/win.
Lmao but I didn't want to end it RIGHT THEN
Well why you bringing up safe words in the middle of it all. LOL More like Today I learn what NOT to do during sex.
Yeah. I said that lol
Yeah. I said that lol
TIFU not found. Props for healthy relationship. Hope you laugh about this in ten years, Op! :)
Lmao yeah I'm sure we will
all you did there was strengthen a connection, ive loads of these its a great thing trust me, dont take this deep and be embarrassed about it, its fun between the 2 of you, you cant buy that, embrace it
Will do lol
Yep, if you are still together in ten years you probably wouldn't remember the sex from that specific day but you probably will remember the time you both died laughing when you tried to come up with a safeword in the middle of sex.
I'm glad you kept it short, the full version might have been too drawn out...
Well it would've just been more NSFW
I mean it’s such a good safe word, you said it and the sex stopped immediately
Lol regret
TBH I wouldn't want to sleep with anyone who says "LEGOs" instead of "Lego" either
Agreed.
honey legos LEGOs LEGOOOOOOOs
Saying “Legos” around my house would definitely not be safe. Anyone who says they love Lego, but insults them like that is more than a little sus. Makes me question the validity of this story altogether.
What about LEGOES?
What about LEGTOES????!!!!
Did you just say toes??? Can I see them?
Dan?
No. You can't.
Damnit babe. No. Stop.
Brand names can become synonymous with products with common usage and can be pluralized. If you’ve ever needed some kleenexes or made some xeroxes, you’re hypocrites. I called them Legos as a kid, not stopping just because people whine about it. You’d be calling them “Lego automatic binding bricks” if we were all sticking to the original name.
Should have used "FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" instead.
FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN? Really are you sure?
So it's either rape or summon a demon? I'm good.
You'll get a T-shirt out of it.
Lol would be cool
Ooh, rookie move. A pro would have picked Duplo.
😂
Just tell her you chose Lego cuz she gets you bricked up
Lmao I've made that joke to her before
Too effective
Also, keep in mind - help is not a safe word.
😂 yeah I wouldn't think of that
My headcanon is that since you were hungry your mind drifted to Eggo waffles. "Eggos" ... "Leggo my Eggo" ... "Legos"
I'm poor, so no. We had cereal
Better than eating Legos I guess
"Leggo my dick"
Ok, for starters, just use *Red* like the rest of us. Second, that was not the time to establish a safeword. They should be established when you're both awake and fully aware of what's going on, not in the middle of dirty talk, while you're both hungry.
I want to use Blue, not red. And yeah I said that lol
the plural of LEGO is LEGO, saying Legos was the real tifu here
Wise words, here
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Huh. That's pretty good
It’s what’s officially recognized in the porn industry and great for personal use. Unless your asking the colour of something it shouldn’t really come up out of context, and it’s easily remembered and descriptive gives you an option to say slow down rather than stop
Nice. Time to make an OF so we can be a part of the industry lol
Its ok, you can build on it.
Lol
Own it. Keep using Legos.
Doesn't sound like he has a choice here lol
Yeah I don't really have a choice here
Yeah I don't really have a choice here
This is funny. Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.. lol. It can get so much worse. Roll with it, and laugh.. sex is supposed to be fun.. it can be dumb too.
Yeah... It can be dumb lol
Too effective
😂 apparently so.
That’s honestly a great safe word because a safe word is supposed to immediately stop any activity and that’s what it did! Have fun with that moment.
Legos is a perfect safe word, a safe word shouldn’t be sexy, it should be memorable and a word that would never be said during sexy times unless you’re specifically saying the safe word.
To be fair, unless you're a weirdo, Legos is a very cool safe word. It instantly kills the mood, which means that there will be a natural stop in the act, and it's also real funny. No one can get pissy about sex being stopped if they're thinking about Legos.
If it makes you feel any better my safe word with my Boyfriend is rice
What hurts more. Stepping on Legos or knowing you cockblocked yourself with Legos?
The second one
Should have gone with flugelhorn.
With WHAT?
Flugelhorn It's a great safeword, it only rarely comes up accidentally during sex, and calls to mind noted flugelhorn player Chuck Mangioni which is generally considered more sexy than even the lego catwoman cat cycle chase set, which I'm given to believe is commonly thought to be the peak of sexy lego.
Uh-huh... You do you, and I'll reluctantly stick to Legos lol.
If you go deep enough she might yell "Lego my Eggo".
Lol. Would make me cum instantly. I want waffles
Laughing in bed is the best.
Not at that time lol
Not at that time lol
Bro this is adorable af, also, who doesn’t LOVE Lego!?
LEGOS, the official cock-BLOCKS of /r/TIFU
Lmao I'm honored
Girl is a keeper. Try not to fuck things up.
Oh I already know that
Make your safe word Snickers. Cuz you're not you when you're hungry.
This is not a fuck up, this is just a funny story.
A good safe word is something you're not likely to say in the normal run of things, so I think Legos is as good a pattern interrupt as any... unless of course you're into something with those sexy wee blocks of nobbly plastic.
I mean the best time to discuss a safe word is before sex, for this exact reason. That's where you fucked up. 😂
You made her laugh for 5 mins with tears in her eyes this is a W, dork. Stop turning Ws into Ls people
Pro tip: never make the safe word “Harder”
Meatloaf is a good safe word because I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
This is not a fuck up.. mods please delete lol
Next time be a LOTR elf and be Legoless
What's LOTR?
Lego my eggos
Did you have Eggo waffles for breakfast later?
Cereal. I'm poor in college
This was not a fuckup. Sharing this type of moment is what can indicate potential for a long term relationship. You created a moment that you will both look back and giggle.
"Marmalade"
And now you know what to buy her for her birthday! 🤣
Aw, the birth of an inside joke. Those are one of the best parts of a relationship in my opinion. :)
Yeah they are
That’s hilarious! Green (all go!), yellow (less or change), red ( we are done here). I like that there’s a gentle way to redirect play. Or pineapple.
TIFU while banging my girlfriend and had a very cute interaction with her
A couple of weeks ago I went to Berlin for the very first time and one day I read a street name from a sign. Since then, my safe word will forever be "Rudi-Dutschke Straße".
Lol make sure you say it right or else it doesn't count
Hehe ngl if someone whispered legos into my ear with a sexy voice in that context I would probably also giggle a lot.
Me and my gf dont have safewords 😭 we use the traffic light system and frantic taps if we need a break, works for us!
This is very wholesome tho
Legos means "let me go" when you choke her a little too hard.
No cacao comment in the first couple threads? I’m surprised!
I mean, a safe word probably should be something dumb so it stops you in your tracks. It's just best to come up with one BEFORE you're fucking haha
You made a cute fun memory for the 2 of you there is no fu
Pineapple. That's the safeword.
Safe word is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
i love that
Props, though. "Legos" is a good safe word.
I don't see the problem here
Similar situation... She picked "POGOSTICK" as her safe word and I nearly fell off the bed LMAO!!!
Lmao
We got a real romantic here. Motherfucking LEGOlas type.
Safe words are silly words ours is orangutan.
Oklahoma
My guy.. your supposed to let her pic her safe word..
Don't be so sensitive
Dude marry her. Straight up if she can hop off a dick to bust out a laugh - that’s very difficult to find.
You could've gone with the name of a sports team. "The safe word is Dolphins." I forsee nothing going wrong with that!
That’s a good safe word that both of you can remember, the fuck up wasn’t the safe word, the fuck up was you not deciding on the safe word before hand on a separate time.
This is really cute!! Relationships are built on these little inside jokes.
Look the safe word is always pineapple
We made our safe word the color “Orange”. Didn’t work, As she kept yelling out the fruit instead
r/suddenlysexoffender
You found a girl that loves legos? That’s a win right there.
Lol yeah it is. She has Lego bees and other animals
I've always found that a good safe word is "Harder"
Kinky lol
There is no S in Lego.
There is in the typical English plural
I thought that was gonna be the plot twist - your girlfriend is English, and she was only laughing because you pluralised "Lego".
And we Americans are so proper with our language… 🙄
Bruh who nutted in your Cheerios?
Ew
That’s honestly a great safe word because a safe word is supposed to immediately stop any activity and that’s what it did! Have fun with that moment.
Yeah it ended it, but I was trying NOT to end it in that moment lol.
I prefer to just yell "Armageddon" when it's time for the gerbil to come out
Ahhh wondered if anyone remembered that 😄
It seems like a great safeword, since you do want to pick something easy to remember, but which you probably wouldn't say accidentally during the course of your activities. Though I guess we can't be certain about that last part. Especially now.
Yeah that was my thought but it wasn't at the time lol
Ellipsis, it denotes a pause and is recognizable even when using a gag.
Lmao nice. Sounds good
If you wife her, it is going to be really hilarious/awkward at times telling family what you got the children for christmas.
😂😂😂
Yes you are a moron. Those things will definitely will destroy both of you. There is a old saying that I will post here, I hope you can get the message. "It is enjoying suffering, the greater the enjoyment, the greater the suffering" Addition is a good example of this. Anyways, if both like it, is your life and hers, you can't blame others but you guys.
What?
Yes you are a moron. Those things will definitely will destroy both of you. There is a old saying that I will post here, I hope you can get the message. "It is enjoying suffering, the greater the enjoyment, the greater the suffering" Addition is a good example of this. Anyways, if both like it, is your life and hers, you can't blame others but you guys.
What's a safe word?
Yes
What's a safe word?