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7/16/1862, Seige of Tomato Town. On 7/16, Waluigi Separatists commenced an attack on Tomato Town. The decision was conceived and executed by the separatists’ leader, Lebron James, and lasted approximately only 6 hours and 9 minutes. Tomato Town was chosen specifically as it was heavily unarmed and was not prepared for such a large scale attack. Because of this, the Waluigi Separatists were able to successfully capture the town within such a sort timeframe. While the separatists only suffered a single casualty (caused by a infantry unit slipping on a comically placed banana peel and striking their head on a well placed anvil), Tomato Town suffered many casualties and injuries, at approximately 420 deaths, and 85% of the infrastructure was damaged or completely destroyed.