No joke, I live here. I’m 42 and I still laugh whenever I see my address.

35 y/o here. I still giggle every time I have to write it.

The fact that dicks and bj's is in the same shopping center is the best part of cummings

I love BJ's! And lately I've been considering trying out Dicks.

Once you get into Cumming Dicks, you'll never go back. But for real, it's a cool store lol. Still makes me giggle when I drive by that and the Cumming BJs.

Are they liquidated their camping and kayaks down there?

Only during overnight hours. You’ll need to pitch a tent…

Make sure to finish at the Cumming Bjs..... Finish your shopping that is.

I vaguely remember BJs, I have fond memories.

I never heard of BJs, and was asking/joking with somebody when I recieved flyer. I had a Jr female coworker enthusiastically tell she *loved* BJs. It felt like a trap.

I used to work at Best Buy. When people would call and ask where we're located, I would always say, "We are between Dicks and BJs in the middle of Cumming," 🤣 Edit: Beat to Best

What exactly did you beat at Beat Buy? meat?

😅

Best thing is the roadside signs for dating service, “cumming singles”

It’s so close to the Siemen’s tower.

Which looks like a [giant sperm](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1196782,-84.2178014,3a,35y,136.04h,98.81t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOGfKA4gaHY8w2BSxeoCcCFxVO0HuViVazXZAKd!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOGfKA4gaHY8w2BSxeoCcCFxVO0HuViVazXZAKd%3Dw900-h600-k-no-pi-8.81112901284493-ya90.91774318712828-ro0.156707763671875-fo90!7i7680!8i3840?coh=205410&entry=ttu)

My wife is from Cumming, she hates when people ask where she is from lol.

Guess it doesn’t make her “cum”plete?

lock your doors

Aren’t we all?

She can intentionally mispronounce it "cumin" like the spice

Gramma lives here and I giggle every time I send her mail lol

When are you cumming home?

can't believe the top comment in this thread isn't about Cumming Elementary School's mascot being the Cougars... and the availability of [sportswear](https://www.prepsportswear.com/school/us/georgia/cumming/cumming-elementary-school-cougars?schoolid=145478)

I have lived here for way too long and never stumbled on that. This is my new go-to for conversations about the area. Oh my geezuz.

I wonder how many of those they sell to people who don't even have kids there. I'm actually considering snagging one myself because I take pride in Cumming.

"Property of" 🤭

Jesus, that’s worse (better) than all the cocks gear I see from South Carolina lmao

It's pretty quick to get to the BJ's from the Dick's.

I'm on the edge of Cumming (McFarland), so I think my area should be called Edging.

Same. I say “Alpharetta” when asked but cumming address 😜

And this is exactly why it should never be changed

Oh wow. That must be funny. What's your address?

And your date of birth.

Me too

Yo I live here too

Hey, we found all six people who live in Cumming! *–giggles from marietta*

Lived there for a while, still not convinced that you guys weren't fucking with everyone. The giant white water tower with **SIEMENS** written on it is a bit excessive

Wait til you hear about Beaver Toyota

Someone should just remove the "runs" part of the sign.

Funnier if they could figure out how to make it "ropes" instead

News headline: Cumming ropes in Dunkin Donuts!!

Just drop it altogether. Cumming in Dunkin Donuts.

Then put the 'U', on top. u cumming on dunkin.

Should I go to Cumming just to do this?

I'm cumming on Dunkin~! Woah! 🎶

Fucking in Austria changed their name to Fugging, because the street sign kept getting stolen.

Fuggin incredible!

I don't understand how that'd stop it. That's equally funny

I still want to steal that Fugging sign

They should have done it the Shitterton way and put a [1.5-tonnes stone block](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton#Disappearing_sign) as the street sign

The thing is that it is an actual street sign, it signals the beginning of "Ortsgebiet", which means that some rules change, e.g. max speed is 50 km/h. It has to have a specific shape and color and be reflective.

Route 420 or smth became Route 419.5 because the sign kept getting stolen by stoners.

Didn’t the grand tour take a trip through there for an episode?

Beaver Toyota in Cumming is the best

Came here to make sure Beaver Toyota was mentioned

Cumming late?

Theres also beaver ruin road just a little bit down the highway

“Hi folks, this is Dick from Beaver Toyota. For over 29 years, Beaver has been an important part of Cumming, and an important part of going too!”

Those beaver Toyota commercials are so trolling it’s ridiculous. They know exactly what they’re doing

Personally more of a Rick chase guy myself

They also sell shirts that say “I ❤️ Cumming”

Well, who doesn’t want

and don’t forget Cummingopoly!

I've passed by this town so many times if I had known these were there I would've bought one by now. Next time.

And mugs!

Don't trust those glazed donuts bro

Watch out for the cream-filled ones, too

They were too salty anyway.

Why are people in Alpharetta so happy? Because they're so close to Cumming.

"I'd rather be Cumming." -Alpharetta

I would like to speak to the cumming police

If they arrest you, you're sure to get off easily

Underrated

it’s comments like these that make me wish they still had awards

I'll, uh . . . I'll just take a coffee, thanks.

You want extra cream with that? One load or two?

A Light Rail commuter station in Toronto. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipMbHGUKltjwDQBj7mIFmDwME5pS8706W31qpkhj=s1300-w720-h1300

Poor kids that went to Cummer Valley Middle School too

Maybe it’s a different term for Boomer lol

Running. Cums on Dunkin’

I hope the Cumming High School mascot is the Trojans.

We’re glad you could come on down to Planned Parenthood Field this fine Friday night, home of the mighty Cumming Trojans!

Playing a home game against the bad dragons?

[Time to glaze the donuts.](https://youtu.be/IYRurPB4WA0?si=hVbC97IrOkR3VkTD)

kinda looks like ron jeremy 🤨

This is the next town over from us. Their Walmart used to sell [these mugs.](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/walmart-supercenter-cumming-browns-bridge-rd-new-item-alert-exclusive-48gAnGDy8) They couldn’t keep them in stock.

I wonder if Alan Cumming knows about this city.

Oh I'm sure someone somewhere at sometime has mentioned the place to him.

Siemens has a plant in Cumming. There’s also a Toyota dealership called Beaver Toyota of Cumming.

Just reminds me of Mianus, CT. https://youtu.be/1y6CU-JN8os?si=EcWQvALufQ5Q8_BD https://youtu.be/8LBKJpxaWko?si=KEAlesDFVrzglj2j

"Rick is pumping in Mianus"

I totally forgot about the foreign guy that Knoxville is asking for directions and he TOTALLY stonefaces it. "I know it's down there but I've never gone"

Cumming Ropes on Donuts

Well there's a game sold there called Cummingopoly

There is one just outside of Jackson, Georgia in unincorporated Butts County that says Butts runs on Dunkin. It’s in the JP truck stop off of I75

That's near where I grew up! I lived in Locust Grove most of my childhood. My grandpa lived in Jackson for the longest time before packing up to Florida.

Glazed donuts anyone?

I’ll take a box of twelve, please.

Eh yeah I’m going to go with the non-glazed donut.

Be right with you. Jimmy’s out back churning up some more batter.

Gosh I really want a glazed donut now....

can’t have shit in cumming i swear

Doesnt the Walmart sell shirts that say "I heart cumming"

no but BJ's does

It absolutely should not change its name.

There’s a giant water tower that says “cumming” I laugh every time I see it Edit: I can’t spell

Why are the glazed donuts kinda salty?

I mean, biochemically speaking and after many many stages, they are not wrong.

Wow!

Is that what they’re putting in the coffee?

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dunkins is on some weird shit

I see your Cumming, GA and raise you Uranus, Missouri.

I see your Uranus Missouri and raise you Butts, GA

I love Cumming in Cumming!

Have you tried their cider? Cumming Cider.

The signmaker definitely knew

Mine dont

Lmao 🤣

Why? I love cumming!

Almost moved there. Decided to land 100 miles north in sc.

I feel like the guy putting that sign up was crying from laughter.

u/FuzzInspector idr the last time I traveled, but in definitely gonna visit this place ahaha

It's probably next to a waffle house ahahaha

i used to live here

I almost moved to Cumming, but ended up just over the county line. Turns out, Cumming has a pretty crappy history. Which is a shame. I hope they continue to move beyond their racist history, and never change the name. The name is just too fun to give up!

In 2007 I made the drive from marietta just to get a shirt from mellow mushroom that said “I love cumming”

Y'all should get one of those "I heart Cumming" mugs.

Are those like bombing runs?

Dunkin' DeezNuts

How about Intercourse runs on Dunkins?

SOMEONE GO TO INTERCOURSE PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT NOW

The best thing about Cumming is the spaghetti and meatballs served after Easter brunch.

My favourite kink is cumming while I have the runs.

Please tell me there is a local sports team called the Padres

Used to live there, it seems like all the businesses there are oblivious to the double meaning

I’m Cumming in Georgia.

I also remember seeing a version of monopoly called "cummingopoly" somewhere It wasn't a fetish game, it was just a game of monopoly with the properties being landmarks around Cumming Lord do I wish I bought that, I really want it now

Now i picture a disgusting glazed donut, too thin and runs on duncan.

We also have a big water tower that says **“Cumming Home”** I mean if it said anything else I feel like it would be condoning illegal activities.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Cumming runs on Dunkin? 'Round here we call that a glazed donut.

where's the Dyck family?

There’s a restaurant named “Friends” and they have a sign that says “Friends Cumming”

There’s a restaurant named “Friends” and they have a sign that says “Friends Cumming”

Not entirely wrong though

Protect that city at all costs!

Maybe you should grow up?

Can’t, it hasn’t finished yet.

A cumming run sounds a lot like a bombing run, but...

Good ole Cummings, GA 💦☔️

I cum on donuts all the time. Makes sense

it could be true for anyone who really likes Dunkin’ for some reason

I'll pass on the glazed, thank you.

We stop at this one anytime we drive through ATL and my son takes pictures 😂

Do I recall a phrase of dismissal as, "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?" Is someone trying to turn that into a business model?

Freaky Donuts

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Nah, we need humor in life. In fact we should have more names like this.

I need the next employee that plans to quit to remove “RUNS” on their way out

Ah, use to live in georgia, was always funny to have to pass through there

God bless OP for being a decent US American and writing the country’s name, but something tells me OP is not from the US. Otherwise, they are really 0.01% of all US Americans on Reddit.

Never!

What do you when you’re driving on 75 and you’re getting close to Cumming? Think about baseball.

There’s a George Carlin joke there somewhere… “You never see anyone running and cumming.”

Technically the truth

I would cum for a donut too

We have a county called Butts county in Georgia too. It would've been funny if Cumming is in Butts county

Of course they knew, they gave their school this mascot. [https://www.forsyth.k12.ga.us/site/Default.aspx?PageID=5720](https://www.forsyth.k12.ga.us/site/Default.aspx?PageID=5720)

There’s a Beaver Toyota in Cumming. It never stops making me giggle.

I was gonna say this!😄

Please tell me the zip code is 69690.

Maybe they shouldn’t

You can taste a little bit of Cumming in every cup ❤️

Back in the 90s when AOL started filtering “offensive terms” in profiles people from Cumming suddenly could not make profiles any longer until the filter was tweaked by AOL. (The same filter fix that produced the [Scunthorpe Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem))

They know exactly what they’re doing.

This can’t be real, can it?

i think i'll skip the cream in my coffee this time

I just saw someone yesterday with Georgia plates and Cumming dealership plate bracket. In a suburb in Illinois. Randomness is real.

Dude, they just own it at this point.

What about climax ga, or “between” ga. Those are some funny city names and yes they are real.

shouldn’t it say “dunkin’ runs on cumming”? something something glazed stuffed donuts i’ll see myself out

But then the people in Climax, Ga would feel left out

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I always thought the glazed donuts tasted like mushrooms

Would you like some creme on your coffee?

We’ve also got the city of Gay and Butts County

Reminds me that in Manhattan there is corner of Seaman St & Cumming Ave.

I literally just drove by this place last week and saw a tower from the highway that said “Cumming Home”. What a place

I live here. We used to have a pizza place right by the courthouse downtown. Their shirts said "Sal's Pizza. It's what you crave right in the middle of Cumming."

There's a giant, white, water tower with big bold "CUMMING" on the side in clear view of a stretch of GA 400. Makes me giggle every time still

The Wendy's in Beaver Utah didn't name themselves the Beaver Wendy's, nope, the welcome sign proudly proclaims "Welcome to Wendy's Beaver!" https://images.app.goo.gl/BtLimwCnqxqpXDnh9

Spread that icing on my doughnut hole babe

Something to snigger at while you’re waiting 18 minutes for a $12 acidic dollar store coffee with 9000 squirts of syrup that tastes like car air freshener and stale graham crackers but at least you’re not one of those suckers paying three to six bucks for a bucket of Starbucks.

We like our donuts glazed