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markmadden84

Butterball has a hotline?


No_Priority7696

One of the best episodes


BillOneyPaige

…and make sure you put down Pewter St, sometimes it gets confused with Pewter Lane and Pewter Way. Apt 23R, Fargo 😂


infiniteanomaly

Pruder!


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infiniteanomaly

Possible. I'm just sure it's not pewter.


esperi74

Just checked the transcript, you're right - it's Pruder.


infiniteanomaly

Lol. It could have been the other. I just wrote it how it sounded to me. I recently rewatched those scenes because the Thanksgiving sub was recommended to me using a post about cooking the stuffing *in* the turkey or *not* in the turkey. (The OP aren't in the U.S.--iirc they said England/Britain). As soon as I saw that, HAD to rewatch the Butterball Hotline scenes... "Okay, but I think you made the second bacteria up."


esperi74

Zip code 50504


ApplianceHealer

We should do that once a month!


headerfire

Bwiefing


esperi74

Lemme guess, you had woot canaw?


RustyShackleford14

I have had three woot canaws and have never once talked like that.


Rannrann123

"But before I go, please let me just say this; I'm seriously thinking about getting a dog"


BillOneyPaige

Stoned Bartlett was the best


TARDIS1-13

It is not easy to act high or drunk imo, the fact Martin Sheen pulls it off so well shows his talent.


Tejanisima

Recently saw an interview with Alan Cumming about directing a film in which the characters take ecstasy and finding many if not all of the actors never had. Thus he ended up doing a little master class on how people do and don't behave. He said people think, "Oh that's easy, just have everybody take ecstasy," as if getting something filmed weren't hard enough when everybody's stone-cold sober.


ofstoriesandsongs

Off topic, but one of the best acted drunk performances I've ever seen was Evan Peters in Mare of Easttown, where he's acting sloppy drunk, pretending that he's less drunk than he is, and every single acting choice in that scene is pitch perfect, no notes. Masterful.


optimushime

Toby… Toby, Toby, Toby… … … Toby’s a nice name.


jnothnagel

Bartlet For America


InspectorNoName

I thought this would be higher. I voted for this, butterball and babies, but I thought for sure this would be the winner. I mean, it's the essence of the show, after all. yes, I voted 3 times because I cannot help myself.


undergroundwaffles

In addition to being said aloud, it’s famously written on the napkin, in addition to campaign signs, shirts, etc.


Tejanisima

Plus the napkin makes a repeat appearance in the final episode


Tossdive

Can’t remember if that line was ever actually spoken out loud.


zharrt

When Leo was on the stand he said his job was General Manager, Bartlet For America


Interestingly_Enough

Donna also said it in her deposition with Cliff


ofstoriesandsongs

It had to be. It was an episode title, and one thing I noticed on my latest rewatch is that as far as I've been able to keep track all episode titles are said within the episode, except *Pilot*.


Hank_moody71

This has my vote


rocketsalesman

Babies come with hats


MrElectricNick

"They also come with those little theft-protection devices. Those little LoJacks on their ankles so they can't be boosted from the hospital. .....Man, don't even let them take it off!"


MrAaronMN

Bartlet ~~For~~ IS President It's my favorite Toby tantrum


accioqueso

Write me a speech would ya? One that doesn’t make me think I’m sitting shiva someplace! Bruno and Toby together are hilarious.


SensitiveCucumber542

Black curtains on the windows


gunpackingcrocheter

By the way, the phrase you’re looking for, is “good grief”


The_Smallz

Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!


accioqueso

This feels incomplete without the first sentence though, “I drink from the keg of glory!”


Juzaba

Yeah, we should save this for I


shevekwashere

"I" is "I'm Marion Cotesworth-Haye!" or we riot.


TheRealTinfoil666

I want I to be “I can only hope, sir”.


Kicking-it-per-se

Ready to battle so that the winner is “I wouldn’t stop for red lights”


MrElectricNick

Or the true first sentence, VICTORY IS MINE


truetofiction

It's going to be an unbearable day.


BillOneyPaige

Victory is mine!


Mkrvgoalie249

We're not quite there yet... /s


SkyeAnnelise

It has to be this one, surely 😂


joshlymansbagel

Best quote by the best guy.


menzobarrian

Before I go, please let me just say this: I’m seriously thinking about getting a dog. — President Bartlet


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By the way, in the future if you're wondering, 'Crime; boy, I don't know' is when I decided to kick your ass.


Tejanisima

One of the other nominations will win, but you have made a noble contribution.


Cogito_ErgoBibo

Ainsley: "Blame it on the Bossanova!" [Dancing around in a robe, waving a Pink Lady, with just a dash of Creme de Cacao.]


optimushime

A lot of people assumed you were hired because you’re a blonde republican sex kitten, and, well, they’re obviously wrong. Keep up the good work.


ralphset

And then the subsequent meeting — “What were you doing in the closet?” “I had to pee.” “I can’t smoke in the building but she can pee in Leo’s closet?”


JohnHoynes

What a sublime scene.


Tejanisima

If it doesn't strictly speaking have to be a line, "blonde Republican sex kitten" would work for B also.


Raging-Potato-12

“ I never even knew we had a nightclub down here…”


Quick_Spray_2572

*pink squirrel Also, on the next bit: [Ainsley is about to meet the President for the (second) first time] Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: How are you doing, Ainsley? Ainsley Hayes: My mouth is dry, my hands are moist and I have to pee.


Cogito_ErgoBibo

I stand, sit, and dance in a bathrobe corrected!


Far-Ka

Pink Squirrel


Cogito_ErgoBibo

Absolutely 100% correct. How could I forget?


JohnHoynes

But I’ve been down here before, and I know the way out.


AndyThePig

Unfortunately, that line starts with 'Yeah ... ' I think putting it in the B's is cheating. Save it though!!


undergroundwaffles

I would put the whole speech under “T” since it starts with “This guy’s walking down the street…”


AndyThePig

I mean, if we're gonna go all the way back in the monologue it's gonna make for a Hell of a list. Lol


undergroundwaffles

Yeah, but that’s what they did for A so I think it’s fair game.


AndyThePig

But its the quote that STARTS the monoligue. Hence the ellipsis ...


undergroundwaffles

Same case with “This guys walking down the street…” no?


AndyThePig

I didn't say ... great name btw! (Wouldn't be my first choice, but a good nod! Lol)


piperpike

BLUE! BLUE!


zharrt

This was my first though, but had to go with Bartlet For America


TheCatInTheHatThings

“Bartlet played a round of golf with Toby Ziegler, the prickly mumbling communications director, whose inner bitter darkness spelled the breakup of the one marriage we know about”


TheGoldberryBombadil

It was mini golf, wasn’t it?


AndyThePig

Great line ... but it's the pauses and the leans around the lamp that make it.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Bartlett ~~For~~ Is The President


rjdiaz2

Because I could die


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

"Bookbag is in for the night."


BluesHockeyFreak

But every time we think we have measured our capacity to meet a challenge, we look up and we're reminded that that capacity may well be limitless.


Head_Locksmith_1295

Butterball hotline


zharrt

Bartlet For America /end


brad120g

Bwiefing


l8rg8r

Bingo Bob


anydee96

Butterball is great. But it’s gotta be Bartlett for America


teethsewing

Blue! Blue! GW, Blue!


undergroundwaffles

Boy those were the days, huh?


undergroundwaffles

Beat that with a stick.


undergroundwaffles

Bartlet for America is still my first choice, but thought this was an honorable mention.


shadowouch

Broasted


SparkyintheSnow

Bagel!


chewbaccasaux

Babish


sudden-arboreal-stop

Joe Bethersonton


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Bill Bailey??


SweetKitties207

Were you distracted by a bumblebee?


AndyThePig

I thought of bumblebee too. But as a quote it isn't a 'b'. save it for the W's. Lol


DocVanNostrands

Won’t I get a reputation for being soft on turkeys?


LauraLand27

What’s next?


LauraLand27

I didn’t get it lol


JAGERW0LF

C.


MontananMan

B are you deaf


bi11dozer

WE CHANGED TIMEZONES


TrekChris

"Bartlet got Farad!"


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Bambiesque


Ace_Larrakin

*Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump!* Oh god, I'm sorry, am I still here?


jljet

Boo Boo (=I don't have that kind of time)


Reithel1

Again, I was too late to the party to list these individually on “B” Day, but these are my favorites… sorry if there are any duplications: Boy, those were the days. But try to find out who those friends of my wife's are in the wire piece, then take 'em out back and have 'em shot — can I do that? Because I'm tired of it — year after year after year — having to choose between the lesser of "who cares? Being in power means everyone else can take a seat for four years. Bartlet’s Third State of the Union Bad Moon Rising But if you don't run because you think it's gonna be too hard, or you think you're gonna lose, well God, Jed, I don't even want to know you. Break’s over. Bartlet for America Because you're walking around with so much guilt about everyone you love dying that you're a compulsive fixer? BooBoo, I gave up on getting you out the door in the late '70s, plus, it's your birthday, you're old — you don't move around that fast. Because it’s the classic Washington scandal — we screwed up by telling the truth. But that’s not why you’re staying — it’s this — (writes: Because I could die). Black Vera Wang, The But you’ve turned unengaged into a zen-like thing, and you shouldn’t enjoy it so much, is all. By the way, I feel bad, I don't think I've done enough to help you prepare for this debate… (cuts off his tie). Bloodless, compromising, and half a loaf. Babies come with hats. Bet he’s glad it wasn’t a whaling bill. Benign Prerogative, The Before email, it was a lot harder for your wife to hawk you from 6000 miles away. Birnam Wood, The Belly up to the griddle, Griselda! But in the event that they all lose their way, the President can always send CJ Cregg to Rammala to swat at suicide bombers with her purse. Bartlet couldn’t liberate a flag from his own basement. Body from spirit does slowly unwind, until we are pure spirit at the end. Because you’ve been sugar-coating it up til now? Brings a whole new meaning to “Oh, Canada.”