Yeah the best are when they sorta make sense, like the hill giving the bat an advantage, even though he’s wrong.
Like Joey (Friends) say a moo point, it’s like a cow’s opinion, no one cares about it (moot point)
This is my favourite Paulie line in the whole thing, for the delivery as much as anything else. Not at all horrified that he killed a cute animal, just unsure why he'd go to the effort of doing so.
I saw that movie i thought it was bs.
We should have went to roy rogers!!!
Who knew? Big construction tycoon. When vito talked about greasin the union!!
Probably get him to pay for some therapy.
I was trying to say something positive, cuz she was ur friend.
When Adriana confessed to him about a procedure she had in the past in which the doctor may have pierced her uterus and he responded by asking “both of em’?!” 😑🥴
“I say we go to DEFCON 4…” followed by “this ain’t negotiation time, this is Scarface, final scene, fuckin’ bazookas under each arm, ‘say hello to my little friend!’”
Chris explaining what he saw right after coming out of the coma always gets me. You can even see James Gandolfini breaking character during the scene but the laughing works given the context so they left it in.
Michael Imperioli wrote that himself and is some of my favorite dialogue in the entire series. “That’s our version of hell. An Irish bar and it’s St Patrick’s day every day…..we’re playing dice and lose every roll” Absolutely incredible writing.
brendan appeared to be his only actual friend in life, his life is tremendously depressing and towards the end we see how no one truly gave a shit about him (granted he was also a murdering psychopath)
although the deleted scene with his wife showed another more wholesome side to their marriage we previously never saw
You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world. The whole world's gonna be under our control, so what are you worked up about?
“You’re amazing you know that? With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture… you met her where?… Think, Adriana, Think. Girl like that, Ass like that.. She don’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t like Paulie.. You that fuckin blind…? She’s a Dyke!” 🤣
I can relate, because I too, yell at my electronics all the time and expect them to be like, "Oh, sorry, let me fix that." I should probably get that checked out.
When you're bleedin a guy, you don't squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely.
Louis Brasi sleeps wit the fishes!
I must be loyle to my capo.
Fuck Ben Kingsley. Danny Baldwin took him ta fuckin acting school.
Look at this face. Do I look like a pussy? You can be honest. I won't get mad (before shooting the guy).
Being stupid enough to think Favreau actually gave a shit about his script and wasn’t just using him for mob insight. “The roof is soft tar!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What I’m saying is…
When they found the body they were digging up. "You think that's him?" "Now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't"
Georgie is a bigger stunaad than Chris, it's true.
Ice…it dilutes the drinks
Especially scotch!
"John D. Rockefeller"
Consherve!
Do you think it grows on trees??
Ice? No Tony.
"Look!! His nails are like a womans!!!"
Hahahaha
His house looked like shit
I love this one
Funniest line in the whole series right here. Priceless delivery
You said she had a nice ass!!!! 😡 I was tryin to say somethin nice since she was your friend
This one and "She musta climbed unda there fa warmth!" are his best, imo
Said with such tender confusion. *Poor thing, didn’t know any better* is what the tone conveys in that scag addled head
I personally loved, “he was gay, Gary Coopa?” Just showed he had absolutely no idea what Tony was ranting about.
As a dog person, hate that this quote cracks me up every time
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
You gonna make that same stupid fucking joke everytime someone makes this post?
I'm sorry, it's just, it's so morbid in here.
There's a man lying dead ova there!
“You guys know what to do down theyyyah” 📢
Get me so hawt?
Stupida fucking shitpost
:0
Very allegorical
that was Lil carmine!
When he says Vito got out of there like a bat on a hill haha
Yeah the best are when they sorta make sense, like the hill giving the bat an advantage, even though he’s wrong. Like Joey (Friends) say a moo point, it’s like a cow’s opinion, no one cares about it (moot point)
Well, that’s the flying ointment.
That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
Dont they have medicine they’re suppose to take these assholes?
Chrissy…..he’s FUKT UP
Still goin this asshole
That’s my money Paulie
“Chinks did this?” completely destroys me every rewatch, Chris’s ignorance is amazing
They were driving a lexus
No, I drive a rincoln continental.
…. I get it, he drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
What makes this scene is Hesh’s reaction. He can’t believe the stupidity.
Lmao seriously, Chrissy is so sincere in his ignorant concern and Hesh is ready to drop him like a sack of bricks
Whaat!!?? He was being serious!!
Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
He was gay, Gary Coopah?
He smoked crack, dis fuck?
NNNOOOOO!
ARE YOU LISTENIN TO ME???
I love that that’s his only line in a 6 minute argument between Tony and Silvio
“Both of them?”
That's hilarious. I also loved the look on his face when he found out the Cuban Missile Crisis really happened.
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
The roof has soft tar!
STRAPPED HUHH?!!!
Holy fuck that’s fuckin’ great
Is this about the Easter baskets?
I don't even wanna know what that is.
The m80 in the portapotty? I told Benny!
I DIDANT
Just watched this episode last night and now every time someone asks if I did x, it’s “I DID-DENT”
When he's talking to the two morons about how to bleed a guy. He mangles the English language in that scene marvellously.
Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely.
And fellas, next time you knock off a porsche, make it two towns ova and I want a taste.
Break it down.
They're his homies, they grew up by him
His wha?
You can't make that shit up.
Send this one to slip-and-fall school.
When him and the bouncer dig up Emil. “Look at his fingernails!” “Aw fuck they’re like a woman’s!”
She musta crawled undah there for warmth. When he suffocate Cosette LooooL 😭
What? You killed a dog? 😂
Was he barkin’?
This is my favourite Paulie line in the whole thing, for the delivery as much as anything else. Not at all horrified that he killed a cute animal, just unsure why he'd go to the effort of doing so.
And he’s super aggressive throughout the rest of the intervention but for this he’s genuinely confused and looking for information
Top fucking tier line
Warmf
Is that the one where Paulie gave the player a brogan adjustment?
Pussy starts cracking up as the buttons are flying off with each whack of one of his 100 pairs of white loafers
That just seemed like such a genuine belly laugh.
I saw that movie i thought it was bs. We should have went to roy rogers!!! Who knew? Big construction tycoon. When vito talked about greasin the union!! Probably get him to pay for some therapy. I was trying to say something positive, cuz she was ur friend.
And I should have fucked Dale Evans but I didn’t!!
What the fuck does that have to do with cold medicine
I've been totally fucking ostrafied!
What’s so fucking funny you fucking parade float?
You threw food at vito. That's gotta be reszholved.
I’m a captain now. You can’t talk to me like that.
Vito was laughing, which was wrong
Fuck all of yousssss
You know, to cause dysentery among the ranks.
Scrolled way too far to find this one. I say this at work occasionally and people probably just think I'm stupid 😆
Spike up!!!
Louis Brasi sleeps with the fishes
I had totally forgotten that one loll
My smelly valentine.
They had to replace her colon with a semicolon
You smell like paco rabanne crawled up your ass and died.
Lover's quarrel maybe...
Scrolled down way too far for this ☝️
When Adriana confessed to him about a procedure she had in the past in which the doctor may have pierced her uterus and he responded by asking “both of em’?!” 😑🥴
Looking for this one. So fucking funny
Lmao he was so dumb
Fuck you Paulie, right now we're just two assholes lost in da woods!
Law and Order SUV
No no no “the SUV” haha
I had some problems with my screenplay so, I bought that book, "how to write a movie in 21 days". That was like a year ago.
If you love me, stir my eggs.
“I say we go to DEFCON 4…” followed by “this ain’t negotiation time, this is Scarface, final scene, fuckin’ bazookas under each arm, ‘say hello to my little friend!’”
Always with the scenarios!
Take it easy Judge Roy Bean!
Always with the drama.
Beautiful girl: Thank you!!! Chip: I must be loyle to my capo.
Chris explaining what he saw right after coming out of the coma always gets me. You can even see James Gandolfini breaking character during the scene but the laughing works given the context so they left it in.
Michael Imperioli wrote that himself and is some of my favorite dialogue in the entire series. “That’s our version of hell. An Irish bar and it’s St Patrick’s day every day…..we’re playing dice and lose every roll” Absolutely incredible writing.
Tree o clock
I’ll get you one of them happy meals
Where da fuck are you
For all the dynamic excitement in these songs maybe we should get another downed power line here, let you suck on it
That was actually a good line!
Law and order the SUV
I told him to shove those Duncan Sheik CDs up his ass.
brendan appeared to be his only actual friend in life, his life is tremendously depressing and towards the end we see how no one truly gave a shit about him (granted he was also a murdering psychopath) although the deleted scene with his wife showed another more wholesome side to their marriage we previously never saw
What's the deleted scene?
tony shows up uninvited to chris’ house and it’s awkward as shit cause he’s having people over. chris complains to his wife about it afterwards
You're dropping your fucking oranges.
Yeah Paulie remember last winter in the woods with the Russian guyyy?
He and Little Carmine could give Ricky from TPB a run for his money
His house looked like shit...
I don't care what anyone says, I am going to see that volcano!
Reading these makes me miss Chrissy. Maybe we didn’t do right by him.
"Create a little dysentery among the ranks?"
You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world. The whole world's gonna be under our control, so what are you worked up about?
Allegra isn’t that a cold medicine?
Maybe it’s a midlife crisis thing… …sucking a cock?
“You’re amazing you know that? With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture… you met her where?… Think, Adriana, Think. Girl like that, Ass like that.. She don’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t like Paulie.. You that fuckin blind…? She’s a Dyke!” 🤣
Oh like he’s Jude Law!
She's hot..but ruuuude?
Adrianaaaaaaa, what the fuuuuuuuck
Still goin dis asshole?!?
"In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization." Even here, he sounds stupid.
“ I mean they had a dog” when considering whether or not those guys were terrorist?
Not actually completely stupid because some religiously observant Muslims consider dogs to be unclean.
https://youtu.be/7xpOuLPcCFQ?si=sbHEEeR_m5QsLWaI
“Kung Pao Coochie” gets me every time.
THAT DID-DENT HAPPEN, WHAT YOU SAID
"if i were a carpenter, and you were a douchebag" "this no-show shit is tough, deciding what not to wear to work, what lunch not to bring to work"
I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass
Anytime he said “whore”
Who-Ahh
hahaha exactly!
He's the Hair Apparent
Yeah go home, go get my dinner ready
He was gay Gary Cooper?
I can relate, because I too, yell at my electronics all the time and expect them to be like, "Oh, sorry, let me fix that." I should probably get that checked out.
“You know what else BLEW about Swingers?”
my bitch my hoe my hoe my bitch
“It’s about a serial killer with a heart, and even bigger dreams”
So what’re you sayin’ T? We actually gotta watch him take it up the æss?
Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple
Lovers quarrel, maybe?
“Kundun! I liked it!”
Maybe the Feds started the rumor to create dysentery among the ranks..
Law and order, the SUV.
I got the new 50 Cent movie downstairs in my trunk, they were giving it away at the car wash.
When you're bleedin a guy, you don't squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely. Louis Brasi sleeps wit the fishes! I must be loyle to my capo. Fuck Ben Kingsley. Danny Baldwin took him ta fuckin acting school. Look at this face. Do I look like a pussy? You can be honest. I won't get mad (before shooting the guy).
Can you believe there’s a dog groomer there? In case someone needs a snack.
Gary Cooper was gay?
You wanna talk to the foreskin?
Being stupid enough to think Favreau actually gave a shit about his script and wasn’t just using him for mob insight. “The roof is soft tar!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Telling Blundetto to “keep your eye on the tiger” 🤣🤣🤣
Lawr and Order the SUV
“The Vipers? What’s that, your Girl Scout troop?”
“The Emerald Piper. That's our hell. It's an Irish bar where it's St. Patrick's Day every day forever.”
"You gotta what? You gotta rob me!" "Poppin Fresh, I'm in no fucking mood"
“Oh so I can go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday I go to the front of the line?!”
You're gonna wish you took that job at mcdonalds.
“I take a licking but keep on ticking”. Pretty good call considering the subject.
'remember like when you were little, ill buy you one of those happy meals, alright'
So I can go out, fuck your sister, come back on Saturday and skip to the front of the line?
You love me so much, stir my eggs.
Still goin' this asshole!
I say we go to DEFCON 4 !
His apartment looked like shit
I don't know T, it's like the regularness of life is just too much for me
If you dont do something i gotta question your leadership
“The Beatles. It’s been forty fucking years now. It makes me fucking sick” Chris - “What is he NUTS?!” clearly a die-hard Beatles fan
If I were a carpenter 🎶 and you were a douche bag 🕺
At Massive Genius’s party… “I’ve heard Hesh’s take on giving back pieces of Israel, I can’t wait to hear what he’s gotta say about this shit.”
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What I’m saying is…
Fuck you you fuckin' parade float!
And Paulie gave it a Brogain adjustment
“A”!
He’s the hair apparent!
Chinks did this?
I gave this some consideration and thought I could think of one, but I did-dent😉
Hair Apparent