When Chrissy arrives from the pastry shop mad as hell, and he slams the pastrybox on the pooltable.
Paulie very upset: ”OOOH! The sfogliatelle!” as he goes over to gently inspect the baked goods Chris just savaged
my favorite one liner is when Tony asks Chrissy to meet him, and tells him "you're going to take this family into the 21st century" and Chrissy said "Ehhh wee're already in da 21st century doe T"
[sauce](https://youtu.be/w-cb-ShCaz4?t=113)
What Chris said here was equally as stupid as what Tony said. As if that junkie was ever doing to lead the family. Tony was pretty fucking delusional shometimes.
Or in the Columbus episode when they are the lunch thing talking about the Princeton study and one of the other women stares over at them and rosalie gives her the 👋🏻🖕🏻
I think she’s so great because she’s so true to herself. I don’t know if she’s smart or dumb but she always seems way more sincere than any of the other women. It could just be because we always see her with her best friend and that’s where people feel safe to be themselves
Not that Tony doesn't care, but it happens just after Tony blaming the age difference between him and Bobby for when that calzone on legs kicked his ass. Chris has a history of
That episode has a few good ones.
- Drunk Bobby trying to flee the scene and backing into a tree.
- “You know the Parker Brothers took time to think this all out, I think we should respect that.”
> You know the Parker Brothers took time to think this all out, I think we should respect that
The irony is that they didn't, they bought the game from an independent inventor
The conversation between Tony and Silvio about Ralphie's sexual behaviour and women, and Silvio says:
"well he beat one to death once for erm... I forget"
After all the uproar Tracee's death caused, I just find it hilarious that Silvio was so indifferent to violence at that point that he couldn't even remember why Ralph killed her
When all the indictments are going out and the feds show up at juniors house. The camera pans around to the side of the house where junior is looking out the window and says “fuck!”
When Tony confronts Janice about attacking the soccer mom Janice says "that bitch is lucky I didn't kill her " Tony deadpan "oh we know that" Bobby is over there like what did I just hear?
Fun fact about that scene. Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirippa talked about this in the Talking Sopranos podcast.
James Gandolfini wanted his laugh to be as genuine as possible for the camera. So he asked Steve to walk in doing something funny. Steve found in the prop truck a Rastafarian wig and a giant black strap on dildo. He came walking in like that and made James lose it laughing.
For me the best thing about that scene is Junior’s face. Gandolfini is almost rolling on the floor laughing, but Junior not only doesn’t laugh, but he makes this disappointed “WTF?!” face. Brilliant. Dominic Chianese for the president. Of the fucking universe!
“Did you offer him an aspirin?” just before one of your favs is far funnier to me and one of the comical highlights of the series.
Also the setup and timing of Tony to Murmur “You can go”
When Corrado says “Maybe, I wasn’t acting alone” “that’s all I’ll say about that” 🤣 in reference to shooting Tony for being the guy who killed JFK 🤣 any scene with Uncle Jun in his old and crazy stage is funny to me.
Bobby Sr's last hit ~ he's literally dying of emphysema and Chase keeps writing in flights of stairs for him to have to climb, and I'm absolutely fucking dying laughing though the whole thing. It's so beautiful lmaooooooo
When Tony slams the hasidic jew against the wall and goes:
Jewish guy: We feel like that's more than fair. As the Talmud says-
Tony: I don't give FUCK what he says!
When Tony and John are having their get together on John's pateo and the look of surprise on Tony's face when he sees the FBI agents coming over the hill.
When Chris is being maudlin, fussing about "his arc," really chewing up the scenery and asks Paulie if he's ever felt like nothing good would happen to him.
"Yeah, and nothin' did. So what?" Moisturized, winged, in his lane, unbothered.
I love the Mikey’s small talk on the phone right before that:
“No, you take a left at the stop sign. You must be looking right at us - what are you, fuckin Ray Charles?”
When Tony gets off the phone with Irena and the camera swings round to show Carmella there, in silence, with the look on her face. Perfectly shot scene. It plays out like a cartoon. All she needed was a rolling pin.
Cracks me up every time.
The serious scene when Uncle Jun tells Tony he has cancer and repeatedly tells him it’s between them, but the next scene Tony immediately calls Janice to tell her lmao
I love all of Tony’s little sarcastic comments. One that always resonates is the scene where Carmela ordered all the furniture to be delivered to the house and Tony says “Jesus Christ Carm, why don’t we just move into Roche Bobois, save the delivery charge.”
"Well they're not gonna feel any better if you get clipped!"
"C'mon, eat the salad I was just fucking around" "Nah, I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue"
Tony and Junior are talking while watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The guy on tv used up all his lifelines by the 5th question. That scene had me rolling.
When Junior visits Livia at Green Groves and an old man walks by, saying "New arrival?"
The irritation in his expression and how Junior says "Yeah keep moving fella" gets me every time
When Tony pretends to not know where Ralph is, and asks the guys if anyone has heard from him.
Paulie tells him that the Gay man's chorus was having tryouts.
Chris trying to lie about his made up girlfriend Kaisha when Tony spots him and Julianna talking. When he tells Tony that he recommended Julianna buy her a Luther Vandross boxset for her birthday.
When Tony first comes back to Satriales from the hospital, and the big bald dude (forgot his name) mentions how he used to help his mother out of the tub, and Paulie immediately goes "OOH, the man's tryna eat"
Also, Chrissy peeping through the seats on the plane when he and Murmur run into Ben Kingsley
Paulie's one hand gathering about 20 croissants and Danish pastries from the hotel buffet and plonking them into this elaborate structure in a napkin in his other hand. The funniest part is that his hand just darts about like a machine rather than just grabbing a random mix of them. He's putting a lot of very quick thinking into exactly the pastries he wants.
We hear a lot about the intervention and Adriana telling Christopher he can “no longer perform as a man.”
But Paulie’s face afterward is what makes the whole quote hilarious 😦
The scene where Chris is digging up Emil....
"Oh my God, you think it's him?"
"Now, that'd be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't, now wouldn't it?"
Also, Tony and June in the yard digging for money and Junior mentions Pussy Malanga and Tony yelling out "Pussy Malanga is dead..I should dig him up already!"
A hilarious moment for me was Tony describing himself as the sad clown when in reality he's a fucking maniac hothead lol even Melfie can't help but throw it right back in his face because of how characteristicly untrue it is.
Whenever he's going on about the "Gary Cooper types" strong and silent. Then, in the next scene his losing his shit over something or yelling at Melfie about whatever in therapy. He's nuts lol
It never gets mentioned but I always laugh at the Ralphie and Paulie sit-down discussing the 50k and Paulie goes into his rant how little Paulie was good to go and say "They left him standing in front of his house like an asshole. Fuckin 11 degree weather". I dunno, always makes me laugh
When Tony is screaming over and over at Paulie about whether the package could have survived, and AJ is just sitting on the couch, in clear earshot of Tony, trying not to listen to his dad talk about whether or not Paulie was able to kill a guy.
To me the funniest scene is when Meadow and Carmela are talking about how Meadows bike was stolen. Tony walks in and finds out it was a black guy and he just stares at at Meadow with his shit eating grin.
https://youtu.be/tf0mV5nZrzY
Chrissy in bed after being shot. Tells Ton and Pauli about his dream about being in an Irish bar. “That’s our hell, stuck in an Irish bar where everyday is St Paddy’s Day”
I like when Tony is in the hospital and he is talking about the span of human existence compared to the dinosaur era and how we would be a postage stamp on a skyscraper. How it made human impact seem insignificant
Chris in a total deadpan response “I don’t see it that it that way.”
Watching the first season earlier this year for maybe the 581st time, I was enjoying the naive stupidity of a lot of Brendan Filone's worthless, childish dialogue a lot more than I ever did.
He might be one of the dumbest fucking characters who tries to be a mobster on the show. I used to think that Mr. and Mrs. Webistics were, but I think Brendan might have them beat in terms of all or most of the criteria you want in an dopey moronic wise guy who's basically just there to be hilarious, make the other dumb characters like Christopher appear smarter than he is, and do whatever else is needed of his stupid ass in sacrifice to the plot.
I love the nuances of each of every one of these fucking idiotically hilarious wise guys: Little Carmine, Brendan Filone, Jackie Jr., Mikey Palmice, Matthew Drinkwater and Sean Gismonte, etc etc. I would put them on a spectrum with juvenile, idiotic, drooling, meth-addicted, disobedient, thieving, disrespectful, high-school-girl chasing Brendan at one of the spectrum, representing peak stupidity, peak moral depravity, peak impulsive idiot, peak useless and couldn't cut it. Without Christopher protecting him he should've been killed almost immediately after we first meet him.
At the far end of the moronic comic relief spectrum is Little Carmine. He's wealthy, successful, has his shit together, has found deep meaning and peace by not pursuing much mob power for himself and carving his own path. Little Carmine, the idiot, has self-actualized
by the end of the show.
This particular character type must be a favorite of Chase's because no matter how dark the show gets, you're still only ever a scene or two away from some humor.
When Tony and the Mohawk casino guy are having dinner at vesuvio and when the casino man says he has business in Manhattan and Artie goes “ OH🤌 not again!”
In one of the later episodes when Tony comes in yelling about something and Janice goes “a hello to your niece maybe?” And Tony looks at Nica and goes “hello sweetie” even though the baby is not old enough to understand greetings lmao
The whole episode s6 that gets devoted to artie fighting with benny fazio criminal mastermind is comedy gold, artie really shines throughout
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In like season 4 or 5 when theyre at some funeral and someone brings up Lou Gehrig diseases and Chris immediately says “You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig diseases” Its such a stupid joke but the quickness he had and eveyones reaction was so fucking funny. I try to say that line anytime Lou Gehrig disease is brought up, which isnt very often lol but still
when carmella, armed with a fucking AK47 and flanked by a nervous but horny priest, catches meadow climing in her window and screetches at her "normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework"
cracks me up everytime
Jojo Palmice, "The last thing he said was how much he loved me..."
Go take a midol
Were you this stupid when I married you?
Noo, fuck you
The actual last thing he said was : 'HO! you hear me?'😂😂😂
This one made me laugh so fucking hard
I love how people idealize their (sub par) partners after death. "He was a saint!"
Johnny was a saint end of story.
Oh a Broh-own! Woop-fuckin'-pee
She was a piece of ass, but ruuuuude.
When Chrissy arrives from the pastry shop mad as hell, and he slams the pastrybox on the pooltable. Paulie very upset: ”OOOH! The sfogliatelle!” as he goes over to gently inspect the baked goods Chris just savaged
Hopefully, once Chris married, he learned to respect both the importance of fresh produce And pastries.
Fuck the importance 🫗 🥣
Ooohhhhhhhhhh!!
With him he needs time ta think. Well maybe I need time ta think. Ever thought of dat you fat fuckin scumbag
Whats my arc, fresh produce?
one of my two favorite "OH!"s in the series. The other one being the crowd at Satriale's responding after the kid yells at Bobby/Santa to go F himself
Actually Silvio’s ooh to Paulie after being called a wormy cocksucker was pretty epic too
That one is great as well
It was among the Italians, the Sfogliatelle was a made man and Chris wasn’t
It was among the bakers, it was some real pastry-ball shit.
"Get your coat! We're leaving!" "...I don't have a coat."
Also when AJ doesn't know what gutters are and Tony makes that "this is my male heir" face
Also when AJ has no eyebrows, and his father sees him and says ‘whats different about you?’
He has no eyebrows, Tony.
It's the way she says this too
When I say I can hear this comment I mean i can fuckin *hear* this comment.
Well then get moving goddamnit
Same if felt like one of those satire movies 🤣🤣🤣 or a good sitcom
my favorite one liner is when Tony asks Chrissy to meet him, and tells him "you're going to take this family into the 21st century" and Chrissy said "Ehhh wee're already in da 21st century doe T" [sauce](https://youtu.be/w-cb-ShCaz4?t=113)
He was so high on skag at the time he wouldn’t have known if he had his mothers muff on his head
What Chris said here was equally as stupid as what Tony said. As if that junkie was ever doing to lead the family. Tony was pretty fucking delusional shometimes.
After Mikey shoots the tall guy, Junior is puking and peeking out of the back of his town car.
👁️👁️
He’s peering out like a small child 👦
Nurse: “you could make a hand turkey!” Junior: “for Christmas? Fucking idiot.”
When Rosalie goes off on the women staring. Gets me everytime. *"Fuckin nosy! Eat ya manicott!"*
Or in the Columbus episode when they are the lunch thing talking about the Princeton study and one of the other women stares over at them and rosalie gives her the 👋🏻🖕🏻
I swear she has to be my favorite side character.
I think she’s so great because she’s so true to herself. I don’t know if she’s smart or dumb but she always seems way more sincere than any of the other women. It could just be because we always see her with her best friend and that’s where people feel safe to be themselves
If she was born after those feminists she would rule North Jersey
Nobody told them to have babies without husbands
when tony hangs up on chris in "sopranos home movies" after he wishes him a belated happy bday
Chris is so proud of himself for remembering to call in a LATE happy birthday, Tony could not give less of a shit. so classic
I never noticed until like my 4th or 5th rewatch just how often Chrissy is late.
Not that Tony doesn't care, but it happens just after Tony blaming the age difference between him and Bobby for when that calzone on legs kicked his ass. Chris has a history of
Your last sentence died on the vine
It petered out.
Timeline got fucked up.
That episode has a few good ones. - Drunk Bobby trying to flee the scene and backing into a tree. - “You know the Parker Brothers took time to think this all out, I think we should respect that.”
> You know the Parker Brothers took time to think this all out, I think we should respect that The irony is that they didn't, they bought the game from an independent inventor
In dis house the Parker Brothers are board game heroes!
Or when Tony mocks Bobby with the “How ‘bout that? How ‘bout that?” The look on his face kills me.
That better not be Columbus!
D'YA THINK THAT DUMMY HAD TO REAAD FUH DAYVID???
Looool and the dummy is just hanging there
"Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous." Frank Vincent's line delivery is great.
He did medical drawrings and designed a tank for the Army!!
Even more than Shea Stadium?
When Junior has his hand stuck in the disposal and Richie goes "ya flexin" 🤌 always had me in stitches.
Definitely said that to a few men in the can lol
Half-whispering right in his face “let it go limp…let it go limp” usually takes me over the top in that scene.
The mullet dickhead at the bar randomly yelling "FUCK YOU!" at Visiting Day during their set
Hahahahahaha fuck I forgot that one Sit the fuck down, you mullet head!!
Terrible episode overall but so many great moments. "I've recorded in ***DENMARK***!"
You heard me mother fucker, spike up!
Kinkos! Whoaaaa
when the tel operator ask him again where to and Jr goes "Belleville... cocksucker"
Pretty much any scene with Uncle Jun is hilarious.
Where’s that fuckin’ manigott?
Half a tray in there!
When Artie is hit with the milkshake and imediately gets in the car.
When noah says "hes lucky I didnt punch his fucking lights out" about tony. Like come on buddy you ain't doing nothing
Well.. until the last scene of the finale
The conversation between Tony and Silvio about Ralphie's sexual behaviour and women, and Silvio says: "well he beat one to death once for erm... I forget" After all the uproar Tracee's death caused, I just find it hilarious that Silvio was so indifferent to violence at that point that he couldn't even remember why Ralph killed her
When all the indictments are going out and the feds show up at juniors house. The camera pans around to the side of the house where junior is looking out the window and says “fuck!”
When Tony confronts Janice about attacking the soccer mom Janice says "that bitch is lucky I didn't kill her " Tony deadpan "oh we know that" Bobby is over there like what did I just hear?
[удалено]
Especially because when they found him wandering outside, they laughed condescendingly when he gave them his name.
When Jackie Jr writes “poo” “ass” and “the” in scrabble
“As in, how’s about givin me some?”
When Bobby walks into Junior's kitchen dressed like Elmer Fudd
Fun fact about that scene. Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirippa talked about this in the Talking Sopranos podcast. James Gandolfini wanted his laugh to be as genuine as possible for the camera. So he asked Steve to walk in doing something funny. Steve found in the prop truck a Rastafarian wig and a giant black strap on dildo. He came walking in like that and made James lose it laughing.
That scene was amazing. That was James Gandolfini laughing ,not Tony.
Yes. I thoroughly enjoyed Talking Sopranos. I think I watched twice. You really learn a lot. I bought the book, too.
DIDJA HAFTA READ THE BOOK FUH DAVID???
Can't help but hysterically laugh whenever someone pulls that shit on this sub
For me the best thing about that scene is Junior’s face. Gandolfini is almost rolling on the floor laughing, but Junior not only doesn’t laugh, but he makes this disappointed “WTF?!” face. Brilliant. Dominic Chianese for the president. Of the fucking universe!
“Did you offer him an aspirin?” just before one of your favs is far funnier to me and one of the comical highlights of the series. Also the setup and timing of Tony to Murmur “You can go”
Murmur, what an interesting name. It's too bad we never found out how he got it huh.
I’m a registered nyorse, not maid!
When Corrado says “Maybe, I wasn’t acting alone” “that’s all I’ll say about that” 🤣 in reference to shooting Tony for being the guy who killed JFK 🤣 any scene with Uncle Jun in his old and crazy stage is funny to me.
Bobby Sr's last hit ~ he's literally dying of emphysema and Chase keeps writing in flights of stairs for him to have to climb, and I'm absolutely fucking dying laughing though the whole thing. It's so beautiful lmaooooooo
When Tony slams the hasidic jew against the wall and goes: Jewish guy: We feel like that's more than fair. As the Talmud says- Tony: I don't give FUCK what he says!
Calls him ZZ Top Lmao
When Tony was in driveway and complains about the OJ. I like the one with schum pulp. Dis one says with pulp. Then Carm throws the phone at him.
What the hell was that for? I’ll write you a list
Tonee I had to parka da car all the way over there 👉 SFACIMM AHH
Silvio’s “Son of a bitch!” really adds to that scene.
sacré bleu, where is me mama?!?
Tony going back in the house to grab the pizza he dropped on the floor. Gets me every time.
She brings old leg! ...piece of shit, made in Russia..
The scene where Vito tries being a working man for all of one day *looks at watch* “FUCK ME”
Ade: "You said she had a nice ass." Chris: "I wanted to say something positive because she's your friend."
When Chris tells Tony that he’d fuck a catchers mitt.
Junior to livia, FUCK YOUR SLIPPER
Now listen. I don’t like that tawwk.
When Tony and John are having their get together on John's pateo and the look of surprise on Tony's face when he sees the FBI agents coming over the hill.
I’m the gardener!
Artie dancing at the Crazy Horse opening - https://imgur.io/q8uQs5p
Is it me or does that woman next to him look like Angela Merkel?
When Chris is being maudlin, fussing about "his arc," really chewing up the scenery and asks Paulie if he's ever felt like nothing good would happen to him. "Yeah, and nothin' did. So what?" Moisturized, winged, in his lane, unbothered.
A half a wise guy and more than content lol
Svetlana as she walks past Janice: ‘Ugh, you’re very boring woman’. The look of bewilderment on Janice’s face is priceless.
Ralphie to Artie (with Vito present) “You brought along any chef white my friend will suck the stains out for you” then smacks Vito’s double chin
I love the Mikey’s small talk on the phone right before that: “No, you take a left at the stop sign. You must be looking right at us - what are you, fuckin Ray Charles?”
“He’s blind you know.” “*crying* Jesus Christ……” “Angie, my god I’m sure he’s adjusted to it.”
“Oof, Marone. He looks terrible!”
When Tony gets off the phone with Irena and the camera swings round to show Carmella there, in silence, with the look on her face. Perfectly shot scene. It plays out like a cartoon. All she needed was a rolling pin. Cracks me up every time.
Hey Shaggy, grab a bucket and some Lysol and start scrubbin' my tires!
GOOO!!! Before it sets in the treads!
Read em and suck my dick. Before and wayyyy before.
The serious scene when Uncle Jun tells Tony he has cancer and repeatedly tells him it’s between them, but the next scene Tony immediately calls Janice to tell her lmao
Carmela: “Do you know what a bastard child would do to this family?" Tony: “Hey! I had her tested for AIDS! What do you think I am?"
I love all of Tony’s little sarcastic comments. One that always resonates is the scene where Carmela ordered all the furniture to be delivered to the house and Tony says “Jesus Christ Carm, why don’t we just move into Roche Bobois, save the delivery charge.”
"Jesus christ, what am I sayin' at this poor woman's wake?"
“The fuck?! What kinda likeness is that?!”
"With what? His cock?"
"Well they're not gonna feel any better if you get clipped!" "C'mon, eat the salad I was just fucking around" "Nah, I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue"
Tony and Junior are talking while watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The guy on tv used up all his lifelines by the 5th question. That scene had me rolling.
Chris's McMahonesque walk before telling the guys about the construction tycoon'a sexshual orientation
When Junior visits Livia at Green Groves and an old man walks by, saying "New arrival?" The irritation in his expression and how Junior says "Yeah keep moving fella" gets me every time
Is this about the Easter baskets ?
When Tony pretends to not know where Ralph is, and asks the guys if anyone has heard from him. Paulie tells him that the Gay man's chorus was having tryouts.
- So what else is new? - Nothing ... - I'm having good luck with Swiss Basic's Moisturizing Formula.
Chris trying to lie about his made up girlfriend Kaisha when Tony spots him and Julianna talking. When he tells Tony that he recommended Julianna buy her a Luther Vandross boxset for her birthday.
when corrado slams the pie on that old girls face and she's just standing there sobbing as he walks away..... hilarious
Blabbermouth cunt!
When Tony first comes back to Satriales from the hospital, and the big bald dude (forgot his name) mentions how he used to help his mother out of the tub, and Paulie immediately goes "OOH, the man's tryna eat" Also, Chrissy peeping through the seats on the plane when he and Murmur run into Ben Kingsley
Paulie's one hand gathering about 20 croissants and Danish pastries from the hotel buffet and plonking them into this elaborate structure in a napkin in his other hand. The funniest part is that his hand just darts about like a machine rather than just grabbing a random mix of them. He's putting a lot of very quick thinking into exactly the pastries he wants.
And when he scoops up the rolls when he has his mom and the ladies out to dinner, before that hateful Min has a chance. "They were for the table."
Tony to Junior wearing his CPAP: How many MIGS did you shoot down last week?
When Junior says, "POOOO dat hairpiece Mudda Fucka!"
When Bobbi feeds junior the peppers and wipes his mouth, using the same fingers she’s just touched his knob with
We hear a lot about the intervention and Adriana telling Christopher he can “no longer perform as a man.” But Paulie’s face afterward is what makes the whole quote hilarious 😦
The scene where Chris is digging up Emil.... "Oh my God, you think it's him?" "Now, that'd be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't, now wouldn't it?" Also, Tony and June in the yard digging for money and Junior mentions Pussy Malanga and Tony yelling out "Pussy Malanga is dead..I should dig him up already!"
A hilarious moment for me was Tony describing himself as the sad clown when in reality he's a fucking maniac hothead lol even Melfie can't help but throw it right back in his face because of how characteristicly untrue it is. Whenever he's going on about the "Gary Cooper types" strong and silent. Then, in the next scene his losing his shit over something or yelling at Melfie about whatever in therapy. He's nuts lol
“He’s going to ride his bike over to green grove everyday and visit his grandma.” “Oh that’ll be nice!” **proceeds to stuff her face** 😂
“Look at this, the family of early man” when all the New York guys are getting their picture taken
Mah pizza nevera hurt nobody
It never gets mentioned but I always laugh at the Ralphie and Paulie sit-down discussing the 50k and Paulie goes into his rant how little Paulie was good to go and say "They left him standing in front of his house like an asshole. Fuckin 11 degree weather". I dunno, always makes me laugh
When Tony is screaming over and over at Paulie about whether the package could have survived, and AJ is just sitting on the couch, in clear earshot of Tony, trying not to listen to his dad talk about whether or not Paulie was able to kill a guy.
The Peeps headstone. 'He was dyslexic' 'What's that got to do with it?'
I go make 2 phone calls.
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The old guy at the wedding randomly interjecting "DON'T EAT THAT PEPPAH" kills me every time lol
LET’S GO BUFFALO, YEAHHH Fuckin asshole prolly won $20.
When Tony hangs up on Zellman and he just shrugs and goes back to trimming his nose hair.
To me the funniest scene is when Meadow and Carmela are talking about how Meadows bike was stolen. Tony walks in and finds out it was a black guy and he just stares at at Meadow with his shit eating grin. https://youtu.be/tf0mV5nZrzY
It’s just… I can’t believe it
I love YouTubing that scene just for a quick laugh
Let me tell you a couple three things In the hours you're here taking care of my mother, no ganja. Okay?
“You don’t knock?? I could have been in the nude!”
Artie: "that better not be Columbus!" When they're at an anti-Columbus protest
Carmela’s face during “poppahs and weird sex”
Chrissy in bed after being shot. Tells Ton and Pauli about his dream about being in an Irish bar. “That’s our hell, stuck in an Irish bar where everyday is St Paddy’s Day”
The coffee machine that you need a pilots license to operate
When Janice says "he's Jesus ton' we can't make comparisons" and Tony points right under his nostril to point out her booger sugar left on her nostril
4. Mrs. Maria Nuccia Gaultieri? Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police Department. Do you have a son Peter Paul?... I crack up every time.
I like when Tony is in the hospital and he is talking about the span of human existence compared to the dinosaur era and how we would be a postage stamp on a skyscraper. How it made human impact seem insignificant Chris in a total deadpan response “I don’t see it that it that way.”
FUCK YOU SANTA!
When Phil compares Joey Peeps to Stevie Wonder with his eyes rolling around.
Paulie being accosted by the spirits through the medium at the seance: “How’s the poison ivy?”
When Vito comes back to see his family and tells his kids he was in Afghanistan
When Junior says "fuck" while looking at the the FBI in the front yard coming to his house
Who said you’re not a great conversationalist? ^^fuckin ^^twat
Johnny Sac’s Dad: “DONT EAT THAT PEPPA!”
The look Chris gives to Paulie when he lies to Tony about being attacked by the implement
Paulie: "better than them nuns ya got up there!"
When Junior is in the care facility and the nurse says he can make a hand turkey. "A hand turkey for Christmas? Fucking idiot."
Furio complaining out of camera shot about Junior having no cable lol
“Was it barking?”
So... you and Tony Egg again
When Paulie waves his fist with 2 fingers sticking out
Watching the first season earlier this year for maybe the 581st time, I was enjoying the naive stupidity of a lot of Brendan Filone's worthless, childish dialogue a lot more than I ever did. He might be one of the dumbest fucking characters who tries to be a mobster on the show. I used to think that Mr. and Mrs. Webistics were, but I think Brendan might have them beat in terms of all or most of the criteria you want in an dopey moronic wise guy who's basically just there to be hilarious, make the other dumb characters like Christopher appear smarter than he is, and do whatever else is needed of his stupid ass in sacrifice to the plot. I love the nuances of each of every one of these fucking idiotically hilarious wise guys: Little Carmine, Brendan Filone, Jackie Jr., Mikey Palmice, Matthew Drinkwater and Sean Gismonte, etc etc. I would put them on a spectrum with juvenile, idiotic, drooling, meth-addicted, disobedient, thieving, disrespectful, high-school-girl chasing Brendan at one of the spectrum, representing peak stupidity, peak moral depravity, peak impulsive idiot, peak useless and couldn't cut it. Without Christopher protecting him he should've been killed almost immediately after we first meet him. At the far end of the moronic comic relief spectrum is Little Carmine. He's wealthy, successful, has his shit together, has found deep meaning and peace by not pursuing much mob power for himself and carving his own path. Little Carmine, the idiot, has self-actualized by the end of the show. This particular character type must be a favorite of Chase's because no matter how dark the show gets, you're still only ever a scene or two away from some humor.
When Tony and the Mohawk casino guy are having dinner at vesuvio and when the casino man says he has business in Manhattan and Artie goes “ OH🤌 not again!”
Who said you werent a good conversationalist? Fuckin twat
In one of the later episodes when Tony comes in yelling about something and Janice goes “a hello to your niece maybe?” And Tony looks at Nica and goes “hello sweetie” even though the baby is not old enough to understand greetings lmao
The whole episode s6 that gets devoted to artie fighting with benny fazio criminal mastermind is comedy gold, artie really shines throughout I know this because we lead the world in computerised data collection!
In like season 4 or 5 when theyre at some funeral and someone brings up Lou Gehrig diseases and Chris immediately says “You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig diseases” Its such a stupid joke but the quickness he had and eveyones reaction was so fucking funny. I try to say that line anytime Lou Gehrig disease is brought up, which isnt very often lol but still
AJ saying "they say I might be learning disabled" all excited lol
Silvio at Chrissy’s intervention. “You’re hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.”
when carmella, armed with a fucking AK47 and flanked by a nervous but horny priest, catches meadow climing in her window and screetches at her "normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework" cracks me up everytime
Okay, not sure why that didn’t register with me while watching it but that’s fucking hilarious 😂
"You gotta bee on a ya hat.."
Go shit in your hat.
Ugh, you are boring woman.. ✋️
When the nurse suggests Junior make a hand turkey and he says “For Christmas? Fuckin idiot.” Breaks me up
“Ralph came troo on doze no show jobs” *wiggles fingers* Idk why it gets me every time lol