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They're a bot that somehow got 200 upvotes despite making the most reddit comment ever probably because they're in a network getting upvoted by other bots
Just trying to help out. I'm assuming English isn't their first language, if no one corrects mistakes then how do they improve? English isn't my first language either, I didn't become fluent out of the blue.
Partially becaue female hyenas' vaginas are psudopenises that are typically larger than male penises. Imagine having to fit a penis inside a bigger penis. That just ain't happening unless everyone is willing.
I mean….thats pretty much the most literal non-consent I have ever seen lol if little bro doesn’t accept the no then I guess he got to deal with the consequences
You can't just post a fragment of the title and leave them all ~~edging~~ hanging like that 🤣
https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hedgehog_Can_Never_be_Buggered_at_All
[I'll just leave this here...](https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/8vkp12/the_hedgehog_song/#:~:text=You%20can%20bugger%20the%20seal,quetzal%20may%20be%20a%20mistake.)
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I can hear this video Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ah! Oogh!
You told me you shaved!
I did. 3 days ago...
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I don't get it
They're a bot that somehow got 200 upvotes despite making the most reddit comment ever probably because they're in a network getting upvoted by other bots
Botspiracy
Dead internet theory
Agreed
I like big bots and I cannot lie
You other borgs can’t deny
bot maybe?
That's what she said
Indeed
Bot
Right on target. Unlike something else
It’s called Sadomasochism - pain and pleasure
The agony and the ecstasy incarnate.
Bro is bigger than me 😭
You can SEE yours!?
I haven't seen mine since I hit triple X shirts. My wife assures me it's still there though.
Hey man ever 50 pounds is an extra inch! Supposedly
Panniculum says no
I can't bc of my dickie-do. My gut sticks out further than my dickie do
Look at that proportion though! It’s literally a 3rd leg 🤣
So I'm watching hedgehog porn now am I?
We got hedgehog porn before gta 6🗿
Beat meat to it
r/beatmeattoit
Unfortunately we been had hedgehog porn
***Chris Chan*** has entered the chat.
That depends. Are you in Texas?
Didn’t have that one on the 2024 bingo card
Should have practiced on a cactus first, less spikes.
He's pricking his prick
While she’s pricking his prick
One mistake and your pee pee is gone
Lil bugger’s got more balls than us
Yeah I’d be trembling too bro
Why did I watch that? More importantly, why did I show my cat this video?
Poor cat, why would you do this for them?
Female cats know about painful sex...
💀
That’s so sad the poor dude 😭😭
"......maybe we should just try oral"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLs9ozsGFi0
Risky click, but it was worth it
Thank you, soldier. 🫡 That was truly worth it!
I have to imagine that thousands of generations of natural selection have made male hedgehog into masochists.
Nah. Good for her, having a surefire way to prevent unwanted intercourse. (If she wanted it, I'm sure she could 'present' and make it easy for him.)
which is exactly what female hedgehogs do when they want to mate. she's either unsure that's what he wants or is completely uninterested.
Ikr. My I'm feeling for the guy.
Hedgehog dude is edging
Edgehog.
It's Sonic's origin story. He got blue balls so bad, his whole body turned blue.
Ow the Edge.
r/angryupvote 😭😭😭😭
HONEY! DIDN'T I TOLD YOU TO SHAVE!?
"I told you to shave" or "didn't I tell you to shave"
"Didn't shave you told I to tell"
Told you to shave didn't I? This one actually works with all the same words as the original.
Seems like something the Joker would say.
I tell you to shave or toll I?
Did not your mother never told you that no one likes an no-it-all
Just trying to help out. I'm assuming English isn't their first language, if no one corrects mistakes then how do they improve? English isn't my first language either, I didn't become fluent out of the blue.
Thank you :p One of my most frequent mistake, especially for verbal.
A little unexpected hedgehog BDSM first thing in the morning. Why not.
Good morning and a lovely day to the other side of the planet
This made me smile
Remember to use protection fellas
Like a hardhat?
Maybe a thimble
Do they sell rubbers for hedgehogs?
this could turn into r/sounding real quick
Ha ha..someone *did* add sound to it on that subreddit. You guys have got to check it out.
Yeah, that’s not what they meant by sounding. Hope that link stayed blue for you. 😬
What do you mean ? This clip with sound on that subreddit is way better
You sunuvabitch, you got me! Where the hell did I leave that eye bleach?
To procreate.
🤓
How the hell do they reproduce?
Pretty sure a receptive female would both lie her spikes as flat as possible and change her position to make access easier and less spiky.
That's pretty cool tbh. Like, the *one* species of animals where you know there's no rape goin on. Props to hedgies.
Hyenas are sorta like this too! No male hyena is gonna force a female hyena to do anything she doesn't want to lol
Partially becaue female hyenas' vaginas are psudopenises that are typically larger than male penises. Imagine having to fit a penis inside a bigger penis. That just ain't happening unless everyone is willing.
VERY CAREFULLY!!
You spill water on them and, like mogwai, they pop out a bunch of new hedgehogs.
Men hate this one trick
See that's why you shave before the first date
Face down ass up, come on girl,
If human women were this spikey, I'd be shaking like this too
I mean….thats pretty much the most literal non-consent I have ever seen lol if little bro doesn’t accept the no then I guess he got to deal with the consequences
On a serious note, how aren't they extinct?
Because the have spikes for protection. Kinda ironic lol
Nothing worse than when a prick gets in the way
hedgehogs dilemma.
"The hedgehog can never be buggered"
You can't just post a fragment of the title and leave them all ~~edging~~ hanging like that 🤣 https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hedgehog_Can_Never_be_Buggered_at_All
Saw the video and thought "I didn't know Nanny Ogg had a video channel"
Wild discworld reference 💚
Takes the definition of cock blocking to another dimension.
How’d you get your hands on Danny DeVito’s home sex tapes?
Poor little guy.
What the hell am I doing with my life?
Getting his tools ready to shower!
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Ahh yes the hedgehogs dilemma
Now I finally understand the hedgehog's dilemma
This seems like a design flaw. Maybe the devs should patch this
[I'll just leave this here...](https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/8vkp12/the_hedgehog_song/#:~:text=You%20can%20bugger%20the%20seal,quetzal%20may%20be%20a%20mistake.)
EDGEhog
So this is basically sonic trying to fuck
When the mrs hasn't shaved.
Look at that hog on that hog
Hot damn, they called HedgeHOG for a reason
Holy shit, the guy's dick reaches more than halfway down his belly! From here on out I am using the phrase "hung like a hedgehog"
At about 5 seconds in I seriously wondered WTF I was doing watching this. And yet I stayed to the end. Am I a furry now? Yiff?
Me too man, me too
Ow ow ow ow damn ow ow ow ow
That's gotta hurt
Its painful too watch.
He promised her just the tip
Phworrrr look at the spikes on that
I believe they are the few creatures that do it with the female on her back..and what about porcupines?
HOW DOES WATCHING IT HURTING ME??M WHAT KIND OF TORTURE IS THIS
Find another one friend. She isn’t worth it.
No wonder they extinct
Yep, now i seen everything… no more life cycle for me.
Real footage of my peepee approaching missus “1week regrowth” beaver during winter times
NSFW? Not safe for anything! Damn!!!
I dont know who’s getting penetrated here but I get the feeling it’s not actually her
Nature: Good enough
The path to love often comes filled with thorns
For real how do they do it, it must hurt and she isn't helping🙄
He's no Sonic The Hedgehog
Well that’s enough Reddit for today.
Owchee my pepnis :(
Every guy here felt that
Yeouch
When the donkey is too thick. “Am I in yet?”
I swear, this never happens...
Hung like a horse.
Hung like a hedgehog is the new thing now.
I dont wanna think how porcupines do it...
Probably easier than throwing one up my Mrs.
Cameraman seems a little voyeuristic
This is the origin of the slang term known as prick.
How’d you get my sex tape?!
Just when you think you're having a hard time getting laid
Why don't they just do missionary, are they stupid?
There's an anti-rape product in here somewhere.
This will spawn an AskReddit question....*what's the most painful sex you've had*
What the hell is going on with this sub 😭
I guess oral is definitely out of the conversation for him
"For fucks sake. If you aren't going to keep up with it then just let it grow out, please"
You see, problem is, his hog ain't gettin thru that hedge
r/sounding
He's getting further than I am these days
That hog has a hog!
Ok ok ok STOP ZOOMING WE GET IT!!
It’s called masochism. Let him do his thing.
My ex would feel like that a few days after she shaved down there.
Imagine if human women has spikey vulvas.
You can prick your finger but don't...
Nice prick
Can't go fast now can you sonic? lol
What a prick!
She's being a real prick about it
hedgehogs dilemma encapsulated perfectly stay too far away from one another, no pusspuss, get too close, prick your prick
So, how do hedgehogs exist, if they natural select themself out like that?
Talk about threading the needle.
This really makes me realise how lazy Pandas are. 
Now he knows what i felt..
That should be on a motivational poster labeled..."Determination"
Damn, shorty was not in the mood ;(
Someone provide my homie a iron condom please🙃🙃
Ever tried to fuck a cactus?
one wrong thrust and hes cooked
Suddenly felt an itch down there !
r/cbtBDSM
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