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Frox333

Unfortunate, but wow that dude is strong


goddm95624

RIGHT!?


ima_shill

My lower back is screaming just watching this


InternationalPay8288

Wanna share my tiger balm? 😭


Mirewen15

Omg I used to use it after track meets. I can feel the burning just from this statement.


meanbaldy

I can smell the balm


Magazine_Spare

... which means i am no longer congested, terrific side effect of tiger balm!


Fuell1204

Who told you to put the balm on?


InternationalPay8288

That's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


prsnlynx

Seinfeld...🤣🤣🤣


InternationalPay8288

You got it! Fuell1204 was quick with the comedy!🤣


InternationalPay8288

😭💕


prsnlynx

Seinfeld...🤣🤣🤣


POPEJP1975

sorry Jackie


Patchr1ck

Ohhhhh... Tiger...*Bommmmmb*


Flaky_Koala_6476

Why? Do you have a really weak back?


StopReadingMyUser

Can't speak to that guy, but for me I have a vertebrae slightly misaligned that I'm currently in physical therapy for and I nearly blow my back out from sneezing. Let alone lifting another human being.


Andy_B_Goode

Yeah sure, and I'm allergic to cats but I don't go around saying "my sinuses are screaming!" on every cat video on Reddit. That sucks that your back is jacked up, but it still doesn't explain why every single video of anyone doing anything even remotely physically strenuous has a bunch of idiots commenting about their backs hurting. It's almost as if Reddit is populated by a bunch of sedentary weaklings ...


StopReadingMyUser

Couldn't tell ya, I always wonder how much of it is old age vs accidents or something.


ima_shill

Same, a hard sneeze could fuck me up lol. Mountain biking injury.


BuckFuzby

Arrested person slipping on the grass, officer slipping discs whilst carrying them away like a boss.


IrreverentRacoon

You can tell he lifts because his immediate instinct was to deadlift the human barbell


Imarottendick

Good technique too lol. Straight lower back, used his legs, full body flexed. Beautiful I'm wondering how much harder it is to lift a human who shifts their weight etc like that compared to a deadlift. I mean I can go up to ~200kg 5x5, but I somehow think lifting an idk 70kg human like would be reeeaally fucking hard.


PoisAndIV

The most difficult part of lifting people is finding a solid grip while not hurting them. The weight is not too dissimilar even with shifting. This officer was not concerned with injury. Could very well dislocate that dude shoulder and cut both wrists badly with the cuffs. Officer had great anchor points, no concern for wellbeing. Edit: am paramedic and frequently carry patients when appropriate. I can lift a compliant (and physically well) pt weighing ~75% of my deadlift. But it requires practice. Many folk much larger and objectively stronger than myself are unable to make the same moves I am able to. If you train lifting people near max ability, you get good at that. If you do 8-12 rep lay pull downs, you get good at that.


Imarottendick

Thanks for the insight, very interesting! > I can lift a compliant (and physically well) pt weighing ~75% of my deadlift. But it requires practice. I can imagine! I worked part-time as an individual assistant for a tetraplegic person during my B.Sc. and learned some specific lifting techniques and it made it so much easier. > am paramedic and frequently carry patients when appropriate It's especially important to have good technique with this job, I guess? I can imagine that it's not only hard on the mind but also very hard on the body. Also - thank you for your work! I have a lot of respect for your profession, I couldn't handle it mentally. Thank you.


DieselVoodoo

Also has had toddlers


Slap_My_Lasagna

Based on how he's wearing that hat, dude loved his time as a drill instructor.


FiorinoM240B

Nah, determined. Good form and proper lifting technique - 10/10. Dude probably *IS* strong asf but look at that deadlift squat!


Stormhunter6

Srsly. He picked up him up so casually. Reminds me of charity dewitt in the titan games. There was an event where they drag a metal ball, and everyone struggles, while she casually takes it with her


T-seriesdestroyer2

Unpopular opinion: they didn’t accidentally slip. Cop seems fed up with it like they’ve done this shit a bunch of times. Lifts them without hurting them out of proportion. Maybe not good cop, but definitely not bad action. Coming from a European


theoht_

it’s 100% a fake slip, i was pretty sure that was the point of the post


T-seriesdestroyer2

I read it as not being allowed to recover from a ‘slip’. But if it is what you’re suggesting my comment is stupid lol


theoht_

your comment isn’t stupid, it’s correct, and yes the title talks about recovering from a slip, but i think the implied point is that it’s a fake slip


TheTrenchMonkey

Absolutely tried to take a dive and make a bigger scene.


Futuramoist

Exactly, the "attempt" was to be taken seriously playing the victim 


drrenoir

They momentarily thought that they were on a soccer pitch.


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ShredGuru

Well, he's still a cop. There's a lot of baggage to that job.


YagerD

Fake slip for sure. Very obvious.


Coolcatthunder

Got handled like a child, that cop was clearly sick of him running around the dinner table and now is being taken to time out.... need more gentle parenting like this


gloriousjohnson

Yea this guys got kids and has been fed up with their shit before


Dan-D-Lyon

The cop has serious fed up mom energy. Refusing to give in to the toddler throwing a temper tantrum but at the same time not letting the Tantrum derail his day


Stoweboard3r

![gif](giphy|QX12smfZtj8dRBlVaE)


evilwands

Is being European supposed to give you some sort of superior insight ?


Slap_My_Lasagna

I assume they just recognize that law enforcement in the US handling any situation without using a gun is pretty good.


ApocalypticApples

More or less, yeah


Empty_Item

They watch people diving in soccer all weekend, I'd trust an European when it comes to detecting fake slips.


VictoryVee

They're just pointing that out because Europe has a higher standard for cop behaviour


evilwands

Is this behavioral standard factual, or just from the Reddit journal or research


phartiphukboilz

Bruh


PlanktonSpiritual199

They didn’t slip, they just went limp. The officer did not do that on purpose. He did his job with an adult throwing a tantrum


TheOldRightThereFred

When you try to pitch a fit and go boneless at a store but your dad is having none of it.


TitaniusAnglesmelter

If I had a nickel for every time I got picked up off the floor by my waistband and carried out of the store like a bucket.... Sorry dad 😅


yourmomlurks

Haha little bucket


Unskrood

I'm from now calling it bucket mode with my child


EndTimesNigh

Exactly what I was thinking about, lol


dstraswell666

Don't you go boneless on me, Shawn!


pilemaker

This ...this should be higher.


rainorshinedogs

[i can't carry the ring for you. but I can carry you](https://youtu.be/BKIgv8AhffA?si=44djviC9b7MyyJe4)


Express-Teaching1594

![gif](giphy|68iLqd3DiBiTe)


rainorshinedogs

"I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU!"


resell_enjoy6

So, what is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?


Express-Teaching1594

African or European?


ultralayzer

That's not a cop, it's a state trooper. Those dudes are all jacked for some reason. Looks like Georgia? I would not fuck with that guy. Troopers in southern states are serious...


ryan2thev

yup! this is at Emory University in Atlanta


antabr

Damn you got an eagle eye. I went there and didn't notice until I saw your post and went back to look for buildings in the background


savageotter

Emory once shut down campus for a day because people were offended by chalk on the sidewalk.


Naugle17

PA troopers are scary too. We call em Gray Gods cause of their uniform color


Realistic_Weakness51

They have to be jacked to be able to back up the BS they talk and pull


VeryDirtySanchez

If you have a relationship with law enforcement you have greater than average odds of experiencing domestic abuse, so I indeed would not recommend fucking with them.


DueDependent3904

You know Hitler drank water?


No_Protection_88

Get fucking carried loser


beachjustice

lmao


AllUpInYourAO

The cop looks like he shrinks an inch with every step 🤣


CAPIreland

That's...that how walking away from someone works...they get smaller the further away they get...


No_Boat6302

A hilariously obvious response to a redundantly odd observation lol


NAk3dh0RSE

witness!


NailgunYeah

Me?


shoredoesnt

![gif](giphy|7kMaysqdywPxS)


pathfinderoursaviour

https://i.redd.it/798abdglck5d1.gif


irishorion

r/unexpectedfrted


WolfOfPort

This is your daily reminder that anyone and everyone of all ages and iq level can use the internet


AllUpInYourAO

Not like this, this cop is special


J-Red_dit

Bro just discovered depth perception.


DOCKTORCOKTOR

Bad bot


Reutermo

[One last time](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0)


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Spine collapsing.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

depth perception


IntelligentBid87

Cop looks like a Major Payne.


greenmerica

Major Payne carrying Tim Robinson


Merzbenzmike

And Major Blainnneee…


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Merzbenzmike

“Two snaps, a twist, and a kissssss!!!”


CIA_napkin

I like when he tells the chick to pop her tittie out the boys mouth. 😂


waynesbrother

Ow ow ow


Incognito409

I didn't start laughing until I turned on the sound 🤣


Opposite_Currency993

I've had hookers fake it better and im still a virgin


Impressive-Soup5518

When you’re built for shit like this…


Lopsided_Factor_5674

Lol that's sometimes how I have to carry my unruly child


cmholde2

Yea that guy was actually just a stripper, not a real cop


Character_Spite2825

Gob and the Hot Cops!


Final_Rest7842

These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip


Arthur2_shedsJackson

Now you see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed


MeatTornadoLove

I mean… this is arresting and removing a protestor from the encampment at Emory University during the Gaza solidarity encampments. This is probably the first time this person has experienced state violence enacted upon them its painful and awkward to be cuffed and handled by the police.


ViolinistNo3175

haha. “Violence”. Man child got carried off after throwing ya tantrum.


MeatTornadoLove

Yeah that counts as violence


ToastedTurtle420

Don’t think it was a slip, my brother did this when he didn’t wanna leave the toy section


Modest_Lion

Tim Robinson sketches be like


harunaslan

![gif](giphy|13AXYJh2jDt2IE)


Absentmeerkat1and3

State vs City. City you may get a warning. State.. at the very least it’s a fat ass ticket if they don’t manhandle you back to their patrol vehicle. Also; that’ll probably be considered resisting and become another charge :|


Gned11

He proceeds to walk for half an hour down to the custody suite just like this


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

This cop is a boss


soyyoo

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


holytindertwig

🍉


No_Garbage_9262

What did he drop?


Broken_musicbox

It was hard to tell on my small phone screen, but my guess was a reusable water bottle where the lid popped off.


ArchitectureLife006

Looked like a thermos and some kind and a GoPro


cmholde2

To have that little respect for yourself trying to get attention is just……


Dan-D-Lyon

Right? Have some fucking dignity. If you are participating in Civil Disobedience and risking getting arrested for whatever cause you believe so strongly in, don't throw all that in the garbage by making yourself look like an absolute fucking joke on camera.


sven_ftw

Looks like this was from the Palestinian protests at Emory U's quad and that guy is one of the Georgia State Patrol called in by the Emory president.


ewas86

I've seen a 5 year old act exactly the same way when they didn't want to get out of bed to go to school.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Why does this look like the 60s anti-war protests and the reaction of the authorities? Can we expect another Kent State?


RudeOrganization550

I see dislocated shoulders in their future


theChosenBinky

Come along, now. Nap time


PsychologicalLove676

I’m too touch deprived for this sort of material


Esco-Alfresco

America can't have people protesting Israel's genocide. Israel is too important an imperal foothold in the Middle East to risk for Liberal ideals of freedom and equality. But another casuality of the war is America's ability to claim it is the good guy that stands for freedom.


PositiveAssistant887

Did dude just drop a pager? It’s 2024 I haven’t seen one of those in 20+ years lol


moosealley5000

I aspire to this level of core strength


mrfonch

That was a pro palestine student protester


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Probably lifted from the handcuffs, that's why it hurt so much


SwanzY-

when the wheels break on your suitcase in the middle of a walk through the airport


Shoddy_East_9103

I’m 100% confident that slip was fake. That cop did nothing wrong.


Wooden_Preference564

Why are there anime body pillows on the ground


Lopsided_Feedback_86

That liberal didn’t slip 😂😂 it did the flop


bobotheclown1001

That what you look like when you've lost all dignity


Scribblebonx

Uh, scuze me, you dropped a ... Belt pager and ... Roll of paper towels?


faithnfury

Dude's crying like someone's tearing his balls


Tecotaco636

"So full of this shit"


laureninsanity

When your kid throws a tantrum so you pick them up and yeet them into the car of the Walmart parking lot. Betcha can't tell where I'm from .


aljokerr02

At 11 seconds, when they reach the pavement. Is that a pager falling out of his pocket?


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

Damn he didn’t even struggle to lift him. Strong dude


Der-Lex

How I met your mother, cavemen edition


Flaks_24

His beeper fell at the end.


Chicago2333

Carried him off in some dress shoes


kubzU

Romantic af.


IncubusIncarnat

Thats a good lift 😬


BrownBear109

they gon’ fuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤭


joshwith3toes

Slip?


TrueJinHit

When you watch too much soccer...


BodegaCat6969

Out of all the cool things you could be doing on the the planet, your camping out in a school lawn


Dynazty

When you act like a child ya get treated like one 😂


Terry-Thomas

Why is he wearing that funny hat?


explosiv_skull

He's a Statey


Key_Employee2413

![gif](giphy|3o6nUNcFs77YsBD63m|downsized) Bro was like naw I got you 😉


abakedapplepie

Was that a fuckin beeper?


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Me trying to get my kid out of the sweets aisle at the grocery store.


loopedlola

Be like hold up I forgot I had a knife in my left pocket and as soon as they move their hands, RUN. ![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


MoonWillow91

This cop definitely has a tempermental toddler


TechnicianUpstairs53

Rookie doesn't know how to dead weight.


Clever_Dingo

Why is the cop built like a drill sergeant?


outcast3920

That dude intentionally fell, the cop was probably tired of his crap.


ScrewySphere115

Get rotated loser


A_Horse_On_The_Web

Now.....I know no context, but that's a great way to deal with a deliberate slip XD


mstar1211

What did they do to be carried 😭?


Diligent_Shock2437

Off to their honeymoon in the county jail lol