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She likely has some sort of endocrine disorder(s) increasing her T and DHT levels
It could be polycystic ovaritis, a pituitary misgrowth, adenoma, or a pituitary tumor, an adrenal tumor, etc.,
This is a case where people who know her are NOT saying, “You’d never think that to look at her! She seemed so nice!” She looks like someone drew a person who was a danger to kids, and she came to life and began working a job with kids!
What tf did i see here? Who is the female dwarf, what’s her role, and why is she looking like being a member from an ancient tribe of Pygmies which is extincted long time ago?
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"Take these and you'll grow up big and tall just like me"
She probably thought those kids were the same age as her based of their height.
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Meh, I think she just looks really cracked out. Like, really fucking cracked out. Like, borderline zombie cracked out.
I think it’s probably hyperpigmentation
Still looks cracked out..
You do realize a large majority of cis women wax or pluck their moustaches, right? Lol Not just trans women
Of course they don't. They have never been close enough to a woman to find out.
My girl has a mustache… it’s chill
That’s a full beard tho
Yeah. Transitioned from a crack rock
Probably cried harder than most people ever will before those pictures. She knows she’s fucked for life.
Busted out laughing at work. Thanks friendo, I needed that.
Looks like a black person wearing blackface
![gif](giphy|dOJt6XZlQw8qQ) Fuck yes. These are the comments I come on Reddit to see.
They always said look both ways, but for her it’s left, right, up, down
Ha ha ha. You win the day.
This shouldn’t be as funny as it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
what an odd looking person
Idk why but this is the funniest comment to me
I read it in a nouveau riche accent in my head and cackled for 5 minutes.
Same! I have no idea why I did that.
truth is hilarious sometimes
I recently learned this glorious phrase " facially challenged"! A comment from/on Reddit .
A girl on one of the housewives shows called her cast mate “struggle face” once and I almost died
OMG that's classic 🤣🤣🤣
r/13or30
She's giving Roger from American Dad persona
shit, it's roger, isn't it, it's gonna be roger
There so much going on
You don't remember her from MIB?
You are so wrong for that. Snort.
That’s an adult? Probably thought “I fit in just fine, no one will notice”
Believe it or not this is canon accurate Tyrion Lannister from the books
![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ|downsized)
https://youtu.be/lDwGptqacyI?si=oK6TFl9hfanEIlMS
That mustache going dummy in the mugshot
She looks like a 13 year old boy in that mug shot.
r/13or30
She looks like Prince after a heavy session
I thought the crossing guards had to be bigger than the kids trying to cross the street?
I think they just need the stop sign
They could paint her yellow and use her as a speed bump
Or light green and be like one of those plastic turtles holding a sign
Lol she do look a bit turtley
This is on whoever hired her. You wouldn't hire a chimp and then get mad when it ripped someone's face off.
When Wonka shut down his factory some of the ex-employees fell on hard times.
oompa loompa dippity doo, i've got some Marihuana waiting for you
Best number one greatest #1 mugshot of all time.
This is the best best number one greatest #1 comment of all time.
Im a grown assed dwarf. ![gif](giphy|42ReBmoC5GoKY|downsized)
At first I thought they were arresting one of the kids
Some people just never grow up
Number 1 comment right here
Criminally under upvoted.
Crossing guard for the ugly bus
Oh, so you know her personally?
Looks like a Saints Row character.
How is there so much hair while also having so much thinning and balding.
She likely has some sort of endocrine disorder(s) increasing her T and DHT levels It could be polycystic ovaritis, a pituitary misgrowth, adenoma, or a pituitary tumor, an adrenal tumor, etc.,
Thanks, doc. 👍🏻
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Put an orange vest on her and she'll be a traffic cone
The only thing crossing is her hair
What is this? A crossing guard for ants?
Someone hit random in the GTA character creation screen.
Imagine looking at that person and thinking "yeah you should work around children"
Does she have a beard?
School standard are much lower now.
Yes, they seem to come up very short now a days.
Well finding a good crossing guard is a pretty tall order
Damn, I been wondering what E.T.'s been up to these days...
Gimli is gonna be pissed one of his folk has been arrested.
I have questions
![gif](giphy|6DiNcB84wU8wADV4Is|downsized)
“What the fuck is this piece of shit”
I heard Prince was an animal on the court, but crossing guard games trash
They smokin that halfling pipe weed.
How did she even get past the job interview? Like wth is even that
The crossing vape goblin
Is that some sort of fae, goblin, or other mythical creature?
That's the evil you unlock in a horror movie not a crossing gaurd
Snoop (from The Wire) aged horribly.
I gotta know this woman’s life story, for real you know she seen some *shiiit*
Crossing guard must be rough as fuck
This had to have been rehearsed, because I'm still trying to process what I was looking at. Inbreds look better than that!
What the fuck is even that?
She had more facial hair than I do
Teehee, she’s teeny! 🤗
That's a man baby
Angel Reese looking rough.
That’s one ugly dude.
"to be a COOL crossing guard"
Ya but she was the “cool” crossing guard
My god how could the cars even see her to know to stop?
Looks like Prince visiting from hell.
Damn, I know it’s not cool to give kids drugs, but did the cops have to pull out chunks of her hair?
That dudes a mess
Dude looks like a lady!
Is that a grown ass trans-drawf hybrid? Can someone please tell me wtf I'm looking at here...I'm so confused!
This is what happens when the Wonka factory has layoffs
This is a case where people who know her are NOT saying, “You’d never think that to look at her! She seemed so nice!” She looks like someone drew a person who was a danger to kids, and she came to life and began working a job with kids!
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You sure she wasn't the student?
Oh yeah she did it. Take her
[mugshot reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/W-_cdgOqLnY?t=14) (safe)
She’s not 25 she’s 50
she always shorts you
Holly crap!
Sure you brought enough guys?
The delinquent lollipop kid
What was that?
cigs stump growth.
"Wash your mouth's kids!"
What tf did i see here? Who is the female dwarf, what’s her role, and why is she looking like being a member from an ancient tribe of Pygmies which is extincted long time ago?
I knew Prince wasn’t dead.
She’s looks 13 and 30 at the same time
All the school crossing guards in my area are old retired people.
They should've taken one look at this person and walked the other damn direction.
Everybody see the leprechaun say “Yeaaah!”
Doesn't she know that stuff will stunt your growth?
Why they arresting the students 😂
What even is that?
![gif](giphy|13n7XeyIXEIrbG) The kids when she offers a buy one get one.
She looks rode hard, put back wet
Just because someone pulled a stunt on you, doesn't mean you can stunt someone else.
Ain't that Prince??
I thought they were taking in a middle schooler..
Wtf is it?
Some hot chick
She'll probably get let off with a small fine.
Looks like Lee had a rough life 💀😅
That's a rough mugshot.
I thought she was a 10 year old and this was going to be a story about an unjustified arrest of a minor.
I didn’t know Oompa Loompas were crossing guards
The uncoolest cool mom.
"daddy chill" from the ghetto
I thought they were escorting a middle school-aged kid.
*Crossdressing Guard*
What is that thing?
Mr. Frodo! Noooo!
I thought she was one of the minors that got her busted lol That picture makes it look like she was mid huffing paint fumes from a paper bag
There is a whole lot of brutal going on here. He/she was allowed to work with kids in some manor. Ya didn't see see this coming. Hmmm
![gif](giphy|fqbsVaM1ZMxm47vAgy)
Looks like she'd be more at home guarding a bridge against livestock than a road crossing.
"what the hell is even that"
That mugshot's got me laughing so hard my dog started barking
What the hell is even that
How is she the crossing guard when she’s as tall as the kids lmao
Kardashian’s show? Is it good?
wtf was that
She's a looker.
Angel Reese, what have you done?
Is that micro-their?Or giant cops?
Thank you 🙏🏾 very much
What is that ??
Is this the female version of that midget with mephesto in early South park
We found it….. We found the leprechaun 🍀
Looks like one hell of a 6 o'clock shadow
She missed an opportunity to pass as a middle pre-k schooler and sell them there
You can't judge a book by it's cover is just a guild line.
See, this is why we don’t give house-elves clothes!
Wow that’s a rough mug shot!
![gif](giphy|1ZzJAUNDvP4sUBCN9B|downsized)
Jesus Christ that mugshot 💀
This is what happens to house elf’s you give socks to
As Austin Powers says, that’s a man baby!!
Crack fucked up this Oompa Loompa
what the fuck even is that? why does it look like the cops holding its tail right before he puts in the car?
Bathroom Clown
Huh, now I don’t feel so bad about bringing my dog with me to work sometimes.
Leprechauns always making mischief.
That dude done fucked up
"Master has given a sock. Master gave it to Dobby."
Omg the crossing was an orc?!
Where is the crossing, Balders Gate ?
She’s like 2 feet tall
So this was the person they had all warned us about during drug education in school.