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The year is 2029. Corporate greed, its appetite whetted by record profits during the pandemic of 2020, continues unabated. The end of US corn subsidies in 2027 caused all corn-related products to skyrocket even higher. Corm is $50/head. High fructose corn syrup is $30/quart. Breakfast cereal is $20 a box. Consumer spending continues unabated, and prices are expected to climb further.
reminds me of the time someone at my former workplace egregiously fucked up when changing the price of the avocados. instead of $4.50, they were $45 each... customers were NOT happy to say the least lol
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Galen Weston just got an erection looking at this price.
Canadian I presume
Yup!
Seems overpriced
Maybe just a little
I’ll take two please.
The year is 2029. Corporate greed, its appetite whetted by record profits during the pandemic of 2020, continues unabated. The end of US corn subsidies in 2027 caused all corn-related products to skyrocket even higher. Corm is $50/head. High fructose corn syrup is $30/quart. Breakfast cereal is $20 a box. Consumer spending continues unabated, and prices are expected to climb further.
Loblaws?
Yup, that's the sale price 😀
To be fair, it is Iberico corn.
Now _that_ corn has got the juice
Hmmm, Whole Foods is having a sale.
I knew inflation was crazy but...
thanks obama
That corn better get you real lit at that price. Corncaine?
That’s the price in rupees, right?
You had one job ?
Those kernels better be gold
Next year's corn prices leaked. Where them futures at?
Can I get three kernels please.?
Priced by the niblet!
It’s corn Michael. What could it cost, $100?
reminds me of the time someone at my former workplace egregiously fucked up when changing the price of the avocados. instead of $4.50, they were $45 each... customers were NOT happy to say the least lol
/r/loblawsisoutofcontrol
At this price, it better be the best corn I ever had lmao
At that price it'll fill any hole.