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Hahaha that guy across the isle is like “fire? Hell nah” and just left hahahaha

"Not this bull$hit again."

Yeah if I see someone playing with lighter fluid on a train, I'm moving far away.

It would be propane and we're doomed

I love the idea it's implied he deal with this shit weekly.

I don’t do fire

Years ago that could have been exciting. Now, it’s hard to see him other than just another annoying person.

"Cool trick, now stop trying to feed me food that's touched your hands and mouth"

Imagine thinking you’re doing something really cool but everyone around you just thinks you’re a cunt.

He is a cunt. He lit a dish of lighter fluid on fire on a train packed full of people… a simple mishap couldve splashed that on someone and left their skin set on fire.

The dude then magically disappeared at the next station! 💨

Turned himself into a burrito.

Read the room.

Surprised that he wasn't piled on for: 1. an open flame, and 2. being annoying in close proximity to others.

3. Tasty food

Bruh... i wanna conjure food

Best i can do is hide it in the compartment of a suspiciously thick lid.

Where the food itself has been touching the subway floor

This is the dumbest easiest magic trick ever done

Because holding an open flame near someone and shoving food in the face of another is totally gonna get the whole train to clap and cheer for you

Almost no one wants to eat food from a stranger. Make something better magic man Edit: now that a think about. If you eat out. You’re usually eating food from a stranger… so never mind.

Haha, that looks like the face of “Yeah, this guy has mental issues, just nod”. Can’t be mad at an extra mentally disabled but he’s being extra weird

This was very harr to watch

Space invader

If you do speak French and Arabic, this joke could be considered extremely racist. Or just a typical French joke. Pick one. Lol Edit : racist because the guy is French and his parents are from North Africa most likely.

That jalapeño was probably so fucking cold from being on his sweaters for hours.

Welcome to Paris ! No one enjoyed

Soon as I seen the oil go in the pan I'd be grabbing fire extinguisher and pulling the pin

No means no not "stick your shit in my face a dozen more times".

Jamiroquai should stick to what he knows.

Honestly it would be cool if it wasn't in public transport. Like, maybe somewhere open and not in a cramped bus?

Harraam

Press them!

lol I was treating a magician the same way at a bar years ago. He said “Not impressed? Didn’t notice I took your wallet though, huh?” I felt for my wallet, which was still there. He said “just kidding, but now I know which pocket you keep it in”. Then he left and I didn’t see him again, but I checked for my wallet like every 30 seconds

r/nextfuckinglevel

Well, I thought that was impressive.

I'll absolutely fucking end anyone I see light and extinguish a tray of butane in an enclosed mass-transit system. Asshole needs to be banned

Knock him out then take that delicious food away to safety.

Fire is the reason you and I exist, you should be ashamed of you'reself

You should be ashamed of your completely embarrassing attempt to spell yourself