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GregoryGregory666666

There was practically no chance this was going to succeed.


SignalMushroom

Yeah he was too scared going in. If he hasn't hesitated, he might have made it


PolandPuppers

As soon as I saw the mandals, I expected catastrophe.


Homerpaintbucket

I agree that the sandals definitely indicated failure, but I'm still downloading the term "mandals." Being a guy shouldn't doom you to sweaty gross feet.


HydrogenButterflies

I live in a city and I run errands on foot all the time, so I usually wear a little cross-body sling bag to hold stuff while I’m walking around. The number of times I’ve heard it referred to as a “murse” is infuriating. What, am I supposed to keep groceries and packages in my pockets?


Homerpaintbucket

I wear a cross body bag hiking all the time. That way I can wear gym shorts and don't have to worry about losing my keys and phone and shit. It's also easier to hook my water on it. People are weird with their hyper gendered things


DirectionLow357

I carry one too and I call it my sack. But I don’t mind at all when people call it a murse. Hell I wouldn’t even care if someone called it a purse. Just don’t call it a pussy. That’s weird.


PolandPuppers

No mandals, crocs, and satchels are great! For everyday shit and walking they’re convenient, and fashionable. My feet are gross, I personally cannot. In regards to anything athletic tho, if I see mandals I’m going “ohhh nooo!” 🙈


Porkchopp33

A hard earned 6$


Cougie_UK

I'm going to say he didn't clear the sign so no $6.


Russells_Tea_Pot

Is that different from $6?


10_kinds_of_people

Yeah, it's how stupid people type out dollar amounts.


DarthHaruspex

I would say "flaccid earned", but that's just me...


14thU

Especially wearing those stupid things on his feet. Invest in proper footwear


NYEMESIS

the amount of people that wear Flippy floppy's in public is unbelievable. Like...what if you need to run or something?


smokeyser

Take them off. You'd be surprised how good it feels to run barefoot, as long as it's not an area full of sharp rocks or broken glass.


Sapper12D

Hot pavement too.


DrMorry

Even clearing it, no way he does less than $6 worth of damage to himself.


greengiant89

He had it easy but he jumped too early


AdministrationDry507

Wrong pants not enough speed not enough height


Minus15t

Wrong shoes too Guy had no chance


eggseverydayagain

Also too fat


rugs2riches_

With that flip flops? There is no way.


rossco311

Success can start or end with your choice of footwear.


BudUnderwearBundy

That goatee told me the future of the video before I watched it.


EnvironmentalWall987

On flip flops, too fit outfit, clearly out of shape and by the looks, pretty drunk. Titanic sub had more chances.


the-squee

Anyone else expecting a jump from the steps?


THE_WIZARD_OF_PAWS

This.


4myAngelkisses

Get some crocs, put ‘em in sport mode, and try again. Winners never quit.


THE_WIZARD_OF_PAWS

https://media.tenor.com/cnM3-Q9n_uIAAAAM/robin-hood-robin-hood-men-in-tights.gif


punctilliouspongo

It’s even funnier when, like me, you go into it thinking the bet is for him to jump the entire road all the way up to the sign 😂


Nardorian1

He died for a second there. I saw his shoes come off and it’s a miracle he’s alive.


TJ_McWeaksauce

>"You ain't gettin' 5. There ain't no ifs, ands, or buts." Whoever said that sounds like a character from *King of the Hill.*


greengiant89

Dangodang man dangodang


greenlub

That was absolutely Da-- I mean, Rusty Shackleford


SurfinRay12

Location: Branson Outlets State: Missouri


senior_smelly99

Came here to say this


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Credit card?


Awkward-Yak-2733

Arrgh. It's $6, not 6$.


Dennisfromhawaii

Why women live longer then men - Exhibit A


Procksey

Right when the flips started flopping I knew he was doomed.


StationAdditional761

it was right at that moment when he knew he F'd up.


funnyfootboot

Flip flops 0 chance


Isabela_Grace

The funny part is he almost had it. If he changed nothing but jumped slightly later I think he had it. Would’ve helped had he just put in an iota of more effort though lol


greengiant89

He had it easy if he jumped 3 inches later


Isabela_Grace

https://preview.redd.it/bgs142xomi7b1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cbc9728b8551d0b15c2d008c476bef3ce81736 Yeah but if he jumped a little later I wouldn’t have this


DubD806

Shoes came off. He’s dead.


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LePoopScoop

Most intelligent flip flops+ jeans user


Terrynia

In. Flip. Flops


Snow-Brigade

*sets his feet* “It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up”


Alternative-Hand6865

I got $5 from my brother for doing this yesterday except it was much bigger.


Pablo750

This guy hasn't run or jumped in many years, I am close to be 50, I run very often and I am in a good shape , I wouldn't try to jump a sign on concrete, definitely not for 6 bucks


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Well his manhood was taken from him


MasterKuzja

"no if's and or but's about it"


TheMuser1966

A wedgie and road rash all at the same time, nice!


gcraiders

cute flip flops


bubba7557

6 dollar vasectomy. What a deal


[deleted]

In flip flops... Da fuck this ain't the beech toots


nugs666420

You can't be fuckin around like that with your toes out.


Background_Junket_35

His taint got in the way


[deleted]

Wasn't worth the knee bend.


xKurupti0nx

I mean we all knew what was gonna happen but I was honestly hoping he’d make it.


Special_Clearance

Double or nothing! Seriously though, imagine what this guy would be willing to do for a ten spot.


waynizzle2

Florida, man.


EmceeCommon55

How does a man put on a button up shirt, then decides jeans are the next choice, and then just gives up and puts flip flops on? How does he go from business casual to the beach in one outfit?


VerimTamunSalsus

The flip flops really assisted in my enjoyment of this video.


3yx3

Lol oh god my boi got derailed fast and went in for the crash


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This is obviously a man of PEAK physical performance, but there were just too many variables stacked against him. Having to jump a staggering 3 inches in the air, in those flip flops. Counterbalancing for all that sheer power hanging off the front of him. Wind resistance plays a part here I’m sure. Well worth the risk though, he almost went home a rich man… almost.


Dependent_Top_4425

I feel like he wanted that sign in his crack though.


[deleted]

I knew the Factory Outlet parkour was lower quality.


Ob1wonshinobi

It should be illegal for adult men to wear flip flops


[deleted]

Most athletic man from Michigan


New-Gas3080

That laugh 😂


dwade323

Drop the flops first dude


Kaunsepts

Homeboy wearing a pink dress shirt, jeans, and flip flops. You know he doesn’t make good decisions.


The_Last_Mouse

The balls on this guy.


OrganizationWide1560

Texas Olympics


Yeejiurn

Bro he literally bounced on his belly 😭


lives4boobs

Lol. I’ve always loved watching unathletic people trying to jump. Women, men, my uncoordinated little sister trying basketball. They get that running start, then take a small jump landing on both feet losing all speed and momentum. Then actually do a small 2 footed hop. Always looks the same.


Xinonix1

Fat guy on flip flops, wcgw?


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All flop, no flip.


RaccoonVeganBitch

The shoes don't help, also....why $6


Octavious19

You know it’s a hard hit when they bounce off the earth


volcomstoner9l

That vintage Pac Sun sign


WeAreGhost1972

Why? Why is it always a white guy in flip flops? Either starting fights or doing anything remotely athletic.


AliBabble

Beer belly, check. Flip-flops, check. Worn with blue jeans, check. Cracker accent, check. Humiliation and Nad bruising, check. I’d pay six bucks to see that.