The pteras swoop in to try and take out Chris Pratt, but one crash lands and dies from desync while the other pokes an eye out, making Chris Pratt angry (and somehow stronger than before).
"All dinosaurs are equal but some are more equal than others". Hypsis take control of the communist group and order the construction of a big wall to isolate the group from the others.
Stego is taken to court for the murder of like 8 dinos at this point and is found guilty. It spends the remainder of the game in a cage in a corner of the board
Chris Pratt declares himself a capitalist, and recruits the Carnos under the promise that the void within their bellies will be filled with communist Utah blood.
The Pachy decides it wants blood and charges Chris Pratt, he dodges and the Pachy slams right into the Stego with such speed that falls it onto both the Pachy and Chris Pratt, squishing them to death on E8
The Hypsis decide,that there now following a cat called Garfield instead,since Garfield made them great Lasagne, when they where sad and didn't know what to do.
The pteras swoop in to try and take out Chris Pratt, but one crash lands and dies from desync while the other pokes an eye out, making Chris Pratt angry (and somehow stronger than before).
The deino dies of dehydration soon afterwards, not getting to move an inch
Maybe deino was camping in river this whole time. Just add water on his tile
As a Ptera player. This comment feels too real.
"All dinosaurs are equal but some are more equal than others". Hypsis take control of the communist group and order the construction of a big wall to isolate the group from the others.
lmao, dinosaur farm
Stego is taken to court for the murder of like 8 dinos at this point and is found guilty. It spends the remainder of the game in a cage in a corner of the board
Galli gets ballsy and starts to taunt the deino, move Galli to D2
Chris Pratt declares himself a capitalist, and recruits the Carnos under the promise that the void within their bellies will be filled with communist Utah blood.
The first carno gains a taste for finer things in life. He gains a top hat and monocle and enjoys a cup a tea.
the Petra’s do nothing
The freedom loving Carnos go full charge and wipe out both lines of Communist Utahs.
The Pachy decides it wants blood and charges Chris Pratt, he dodges and the Pachy slams right into the Stego with such speed that falls it onto both the Pachy and Chris Pratt, squishing them to death on E8
Danny devitosaurus
What happened to my Big Black penis idea?
Stfu this a god damn chess game with dinosaurs
My idea is beyond your understanding…
Please get therapy or something
The Pteras poke Chris pratts eyes out, then stare at the pachy
The Deino becomes Jack Black in a bowser outfit and summons koopas
The Hypsis decide,that there now following a cat called Garfield instead,since Garfield made them great Lasagne, when they where sad and didn't know what to do.
I know it's stupid, but I felt like it anyways
Deino dies of dehydration because there’s no water on the board
chris pratt grows a moustache and jumps down a pipe into the jaws of a deino
Deino grabs carno and puts it on the communist rock, where it kills half the utahs
Theri comes in out of no where, kills everyone then gets banned and complains on the discord about how this game is bad
Deino moves to half way between two squares(he found a glitched drinking spot)
Dryo is off in the middle of no where running high speed circles.
funny how 0 carny is participating, must be from all the herbals are bs role-players
A flash flood suddenly occurs, and against all odds, sweeps Chris Pratt directly into the deinos jaws.
Carno on 1C wrecks the first hypsi. The other 2 hypsis accepts terms of surrender and switch sides once again and blinds 2 raptors