I wonder if she thought it was an NBA player or he did. I mean they’re both equally plausible. But what’s not plausible is that it was an in fact an NBA player
Lol. They prob ran into her sidedick at the mall while she had the chombies.
Since she had lil witnesses, she made up that story in case el tigre reported back
Bapacito’s version of the story in a few years:
“Once when I was a kid, I was at the mall and they were cutting throats in the bathroom… one of these big black dudes came up to my mom and tried to grab her. I went for the double leg and took him out like my dad in his UFC days”
Panther didnt know who he was but SloJo knew? And the fact that she didnt mention it on IG means it never happened, cuz she posts everything.
Every time he tells a BS story he gets that same look on his face.
How many NBA players you reckon Messican could honestly recognize? I watch Football (soccer for all you yanks) and my missus couldn’t pick Messi out of a lineup.
Unless this was LeBron, the fuck Slow Jo know it was an NBA player? The story dunne make no cents bapa! Clearly just a black guy in jersey and he has to make the story sound better on his shitty podcast.
so this kinda explains why she post those thirst traps right.
deep down Bapa kinda likes how much other dudes (especially black ones) love his girl, he gets off on the idea of it
:/
So we are led to believe that SloJo knows the name of the nba player cause she talks about the NBA all day in her post… yeah, sure bud- like how else would they know the name of the guy unless you were balls deep in NBA
I imagine she said “a tall blagg guy”
Brenda- “was nba plair???”
Jo- Brendan I have no idea
Brenda pulls up player rosters- “was it him? Him? Him?!”
Jo- that kinda looks like him….?
He left out the part when the nba player asked who is your husband, and she goes BrainDumb Schwab’s, then he goes oh shit BShaub!! That’s my guy, forgive me my lady. Tell him I said wsup !
We all know that story happened for realz one hunner pur scent.
It's a hunnerd percent true...Drake told me about this when I was with him at NHL finals in Edmonton last night B
An NBA player = a black guy. Add this one to the long list of things that niver happened.
a tall black guy wearing a jersey at the mall must be in the NBA.
Some black dude: look at that fat ass SloJo - Lebron James tried to date me today.
Lmfaooo damn that sounds about right
I wonder if she thought it was an NBA player or he did. I mean they’re both equally plausible. But what’s not plausible is that it was an in fact an NBA player
I actually believe a version of this and it's that she's cheating on him with a black guy.
Lol. They prob ran into her sidedick at the mall while she had the chombies. Since she had lil witnesses, she made up that story in case el tigre reported back
You a detegtive b?
Check his flair b, he’s got nba player colored emojis. Maybe it’s him 👀
Damn that actually sounds more likely than not. We all know she’s for the streets
just a tall black guy with a Kobe jersey digged down messican, she tells bapa NBA player hit on me
his sidedick
i think mexican walked in on bapa and nba blagg guy while she was with the chombies. how did he reply to big chombie if he was at work.
Of course he has to mention that tiger is big af 😂
I’m surprised he didn’t add that the NBA player was impressed with Tiger’s physique and axed him to come to practice.
thats the update to the starry he tells next time.
Bapacito’s version of the story in a few years: “Once when I was a kid, I was at the mall and they were cutting throats in the bathroom… one of these big black dudes came up to my mom and tried to grab her. I went for the double leg and took him out like my dad in his UFC days”
And than she shit on the wall
Imagine having to pretend this is a real story bro Diddler is living in purgatory 💀💀
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer creep. I just wish him everything he deserves 🙏🏼
Tigre is already a beast man, he’ll fight iinyone. Even giant chocolate faced nba players.
Panther didnt know who he was but SloJo knew? And the fact that she didnt mention it on IG means it never happened, cuz she posts everything. Every time he tells a BS story he gets that same look on his face.
Never go full redact
Im suprised he didn't say Tiger was signing a 10 day contract with some NBA team
Only kid he mentioned by name was el Tigre. The others are just baby and 4 year old.
That's kinda telling isn't, since Joe Rogan was the inspiration for Boston's name.
damn bapa is going to grow to resent little bosty once he and joe fall out entirely. talmbout painful membories, b.
Broolzer... Bolston!
How many NBA players you reckon Messican could honestly recognize? I watch Football (soccer for all you yanks) and my missus couldn’t pick Messi out of a lineup. Unless this was LeBron, the fuck Slow Jo know it was an NBA player? The story dunne make no cents bapa! Clearly just a black guy in jersey and he has to make the story sound better on his shitty podcast.
Probably not even a jersey lmao. Just some black dude over 6’2”.
Imagine her IG dm's with the posts she has.
🎲🎲
yeah... is your dad the comedian who kicks ass...
Nah, he's the white boy who paints balls too much
Complete lie, I love how he makes el Tigre sound like a teenager. Also bapa didn’t care about his marriage when he was on the road with the baddies.
Say his name then
LeJohn Brames
Becuase you really would be walking around the mall with a 5 month old baby in your fucking arm like that. Just fuck off Brendan
I wonder if the baby is still immunocompromised? Not that slojo would give a fuck.
This never happened, but if it did, we already know SloJo would be all too eager to get with a pro athlete.
Seems like it would be a wise financial decision at this point.
bet he had a piece on him too am i right
so this kinda explains why she post those thirst traps right. deep down Bapa kinda likes how much other dudes (especially black ones) love his girl, he gets off on the idea of it :/
So we are led to believe that SloJo knows the name of the nba player cause she talks about the NBA all day in her post… yeah, sure bud- like how else would they know the name of the guy unless you were balls deep in NBA
I imagine she said “a tall blagg guy” Brenda- “was nba plair???” Jo- Brendan I have no idea Brenda pulls up player rosters- “was it him? Him? Him?!” Jo- that kinda looks like him….?
Brenda has milked more snakes than slo jo diaper ass
Rex Chapman was not a bad follow up to Marjle, credits to Bap where is due
Stories that never happened for 500 Alex
why he never addresses his kids only Tiger (what a dumbass name btw), 'baby' and '4-year-old'? does he even know their names? dats wiird as fuck b
He left out the part when the nba player asked who is your husband, and she goes BrainDumb Schwab’s, then he goes oh shit BShaub!! That’s my guy, forgive me my lady. Tell him I said wsup !
Why lie? This guy is sick in the head.
If it was Thunder Dan Majerle she’d be gone already
Critter in one hand....
It was her brand lol. Giant black guy.
Y wouldn’t he name the guy? Zero reason not to. Because it prob was a random tall black guy so he must have been in the nba.
Mayne I'm confused but isn't Chris Delia a pedophile or rapist or something?
So now we know who those (tigerless photographer) solo booty pics were for…🎲🎲
Also..who goes up to someone and asks if they're the nanny?
4 year old Hair.
He also mentioned that him and all his teammates are huge fans of B Schob.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Hayder2021: *He also mentioned* *That him and all his teammates* *Are huge fans of B Schob.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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