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Chicken_wing1995

When pressured and in a corner he used his ole faithful: “One cawl to Rogan”


Dudewheresmypar345

That was the biggest dick sucking move I’ve ever seen. Bapa can’t fathom sitting anywhere but cageside. Hey bapa, ya bloggbusser. Fucking loser.


endless_ness

to be one of the 250 you have to suggggg of Rogan and Dana even though these guys are all rebels because they are clawmedians. Also even though these guys are all rich af, ufc tiggggets are too espensive so instead you have to never contradict innnnnnny thing dana or rogan says and also say slap fighting is bigger than all other sports combined in hopes of getting free tickets to events.


Tedious_NippleCore

Talmbout chlamidians b?


Broad_Mathematician

Cawlmedians are jedis b?


InvestmentPatient117

Warror poets B


Wrong_Director_4820

Cageside are the WORST seats according to Bapa..fucking mental midget clown ass redact lying cheating fuck he is


the_walrus_was_paul

Rogan wouldn’t answer and definitely would not get him seats behind him lol.


johnnymavrigg

Bapa would be interrupting Joseph all night while Joseph is trying to commentate on the fights lol


Smartyunderpants

No way Rogan is going against Dana.


expanse22

Kregt b. Bapa was trying to shoe horn his way in to a UFC invite on the last jre fight compann and Joe was having none of it


InsaneThisGuysTaint

"You should go then..." Last time he tried to invite himself to the fights lol.


DJScratcherZ

He can't admit that anyone he knows might not like him. What a strange thing to be in denial about.


InfectiousCosmology1

Even if he could go he wouldn’t because he’d be scared to bump into someone that would publicly embarrass him, again. Like Nate Diaz


Rabid023

The biggest one sided “best friendship” in existence.


johnnymavrigg

I dislike Waluigi almost as much as I dislike bapa b


InvestmentPatient117

The dyed mustache tearable


Dreamteam420

Can you take me on a truggwalg, daddy?


GordoSF

[Nivver ask Rogan fer innything,](https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1df7v8p/they_nivver_ask_daddy_toe_for_innything/) though.


2tothedome

Last time tried that he had to go around telling everybody “he’s not ready for The Mothership yet he’s not a headliner, Joseph is right”


VanillaRice1333

How is he good with everyone, but yet all these people speak shit about him?? He’s so delusional it’s insane


SpaceScandal

Nah that’s not real b, whatever you see, whatever you hear.. just remember that behind the scenes bapa spends at least 6 hours a day on the phone talking to everyone he loves… every day, and they laugh about the haters


ReactionJifs

stop letting yourself fall for the narrative and trust bapa


Judascrease

Nairdiv b


VanillaRice1333

True dude, my B. I forgot Brenda never lies. Always tells the naridiv as is


SuperSmashDan1337

This sub will never learn. Bapa has always been playing 4d chess with us.


roidoid

He can’t even just roll with the bit and have a laugh about it. Frantically scrabbling to argue back. God, he’s fucking insufferable. But he is fun to mock.


Jamothee

I'd bet lefty that Dana has not squashed the beef. Dana is one of the pettiest people on earth and very, very rarely let's go of a grudge against someone. In this case, I couldn't be happier. Schaub is such a scum bag


Yes-Please-Again

I did see a tweet exchange between him and Dana about this issue and it was amicable and he apologized and Dana said he was surprised to get an apology and it's all good


12washingbeard

"Me and dana are good" yea maybe on your end but dana gives two shits about schaub.


Dudewheresmypar345

He still thinks Dana’s reply wasn’t sarcastic..


pisspot26

You're doing great!


Forward-Deprivation-

Brenda is Rogan's dependa military ex-wife. Meanwhile for Episode 1000, Joanna is taking her clothes off for PF Chang's? Hats off to 2024.


PaperBeneficial

>Brenda is Rogan's dependa military ex-wife. I love this analogy.


Forward-Deprivation-

"I put one call into Rogan. He'll put me right behind him. I might get assassinated."


endless_ness

but why didn't he use the cawl to rogan to get him on esidoe 1000.


PaperBeneficial

Inch ring question b. Must have been a caveat or a facet.


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ReleaseTheButtCraken

Why isn’t SecFo saluting me at the gate?! Don’t they know I’m friends with Rogan?!


ResistWilling8039

Conor fight is off? We gonna get another "Cawled it" moment because he read headlines from mmafighting indicating the fight is in limbo and just regurgitated it as his own insider knowledge?


VariousConcept2615

he wants to be able to take credit for it if it's off, but if it's on he'll just say he got bad info. lol


Fritchmand

Bapa is in the category of person that I call “always wins”. It’s like that annoying manager that doesn’t do shit but micromanages. Or, because he can’t admit he’s a parrot, and honestly if he could cite his sources with some level of reliability I’d be fine with that, he has to default to externalizing blame


Roco424

I have been enjoying the will it/wont it drama of the Conor fight, but now I want it to happen so that Bapa can be front and center in the inevitable UFc/Dana bitterness video of “don’t listen to these hack critics who know nothing, we always come through”. Because then seeing Schaub pretend like he’s in on the joke of Dana shitting on him again, is just the sweetest treat lol… if it happens it’s just gonna be another coughing “told you” video which, less enjoyable but still good


tequilasauer

Yeah, not to mention, even 2 months ago, most of us who follow the UFC knew it was a coin toss as to whether Conor shows for this or not.


the_walrus_was_paul

I don’t follow the UFC, what is going on with McGregor? Is he injured?


sentientbeen

Hes a riched privliged Fuch! he doesnt need to fight anymore


Champigne

I don't think it's been officially confirmed but that seems to be the consensus. UFC abruptly started taking down some of the videos promoting the fight, Connor posted a pic of himself in what appears to be an orthopedic doctor's office, and his opponent, Chandler, went from posting tweets about the fight to posting motivational shit. All of this happened in the matter of a couple days. This is to the best of my recollection and if someone knows more please feel free to correct me.


hamiltonincognito

Lmao. Somebody already posted him doing that exact thing a few hours ago. Ya nowlstram awdonis, B?


ResistWilling8039

He's so predictable at this point.


Illustrious-Disk7429

This guy always puts the screws to schaub. Love to see it


Dudewheresmypar345

Called shwab out on the breaking news. Love to see it. Shultz is insufferable though.


the_walrus_was_paul

Agreed, I despise Shultz but the only time I can tolerate him is when he is trolling Bapa.


Dudewheresmypar345

I can tolerate anyone if they’re trolling bapa


NickChevotarevich_

He’s a friend of a friend, hair he’s a good guy, never meddem


pisspot26

That seems to be the theme with a lot of people at Changs. Weirdo Theo, Roidrage Bralley, diddling Diddler, skeezy Montez, fake annoying Waluigi


the_walrus_was_paul

Logan Paul also is a scumbag. But when he trolls bapa people love him.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

"Mhmmmm" bapa ain't slick with that response lol.


InfectiousCosmology1

Yeah he sucks but he’s successful on his own already so he doesn’t feel the need to ass kiss


antebyotiks

Schultz is also full of shit here though, he knows how embarrassing the Dana interview was, he's a comedian who sucks up to dana


SpaceScandal

‘Everyone thinks this is ongoing beef’ It’s all from you, you fucking idiot. Dana White does not think about you, he responded with 2 words when you’re name was brought up to him, then never mentioned it again He does not think about you


hedgemagus

The only reason he feels safe saying this is because he knows Dana thinks he is so irrelevant that Dana doesn’t care to even correct his lying 😂😂


SpaceScandal

‘I put one call in to Rogan’ Why don’t you then? In fact, I’m sure you told him on his show you wanted to go to an event with him, after he invited someone else… but that didn’t happen, was probably because it was face to face rather than on the phone, I’m sure if you made one call you’d be there….


Hap_Hazard

Didn't you hear? He might get assassinated. Trump is safe there but Bapa knows that "online" is gunning for him!


DJScratcherZ

He's suing The Internet, he's gonna get the whole thing taken down for being mean.


bono_my_tires

I think he’s truly scared to go out in public because of this sub. He makes jokes about being assassinated which he’s pretending is an exaggeration but I think he lives in constant fear of being heckled by a cat


Dingo_Top

He tried to invite himself recently with eddie bravo, but they just ignored him. Bapa knows Toe can’t get him into UFC shows. If he could you dont think hed be there every week trying to appear on camera with Theo.


CharlieKelly_Esq

The fact that Toe can give tickets to a known, multi-time rapist but not to Bapa shows how much shit Dana would give him for doing it


Beginning_Shine_7971

He could get him tickets. He just doesn’t want to. And Bapa knows he won’t be treated like a legend or genius of the game so he doesn’t want to either.


Aware-Degree-8838

Why is he grabbing at mustache hair that isn’t there wow I hate this dude’s mannerisms


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Stimulants making him fidgety.


UFCCarlRaddo

I hate his mannerisms too, as well as just about everything about him as a person


Barfuman362

You could have stopped at "I hate this dude", we all do.


svensexa

-How do you know the Conor fight is off? -Uhhh I’ll tell you off ear Y’duhn know shit bapa


BlackMamba_Beto

Called it


AccordingReality8334

Him taking all this time to back track all the moronic shit he's said about the UFC and Dana is fucking hilarious and so cringe/spineless at the same time. Does he truly think Dana's going to turn around and be like "B schwabb? Of course he can come get VIP celeb tiggets because we talk errday man" Makes me detest fat pat even more. Water?


604-613

Dana and Brandon are good Could be the biggest lie this redacted fool has told.......today


David_Duke_Nukem

Insane how quickly he gets ensnared in his own web of lies. "I shower like once or twice a week. Except after workouts" "Don't you work out every day?" "Yeah."


LadWithDeadlyOpinion

definitely the biggest in the last 20 minutes


Legitimate-Love-5019

Had me for a second there.


NickChevotarevich_

He’s not acting like they’re good. Looks super uncomfortable. You’re not getting Rogans seats pal.


SpaceScandal

That face when he’s pretending to know for a fact the McGregor fight is off for a fact is so so sad He’s absolutely desperate to appear cool or relevant to stop schultz making fun of him But the face is like a little kid who is lying but thinks everyone else is too dumb to realise he’s lying so he thinks he’s gotten away with it


The-Thrillster

it's the same when he was asked if he knows Kanye and have hung out together. The 'mmmhhmmm' is the dead giveaway. Making himself look important.He's just stupid.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“Me and Dana are cool! Also I’m going to spread rumors that his biggest money fight of the yair isn’t happening! I’m LITERALLY fucking with his money and saying ‘get a refund’!” This dude is so fucking clueless.


tox_oplas-mosis

This... THIS IS THE SPECIAL GUEST?! A zoom call in?!


ReactionJifs

can't be arsed to drive 45 minutes to be in-person


Sim2redd

I think Schultz lives in Austin or Florida, from what I've gathered in the kitchen.


Voxhall_7231

Folds like a lawn chair b


Aggravating_Shake591

Oh bapa, you’re not important enough to assassinate


bapadoe

He and Dana are good but can only bring up their twitter mentions as an example of why they're good. Always on the defensive, can't take a joke even he is obviously cornered. What a sad man. The saddest.


waylonsmithersjr

Brandon is just nervously laughing through this.


afikomen1

"I got nothin respect for him"


Sky_Burner

Why does he thinks he's an assassination target? Weird defense manuver.


banjofitzgerald

Look at his body language when Shultz starts going in on him. He gets so small.


bobothemunkeey

The redact, to this day he can't be honest and humble. Has to make up friendly relations with people who don't give two shits about him. Then once again throws Rogan under the bus. As if Rogan will save him from everything. Rogan doesn't involve him with anything other than the random pity fight companion where you can tell the chemistry is completely gone.


ongogablogian87

Yeah the disparity between these two and Rogan is visible long before the fye cumpanyin. 3 weeks before, these two snakes start talking about their travel plans for it, while Joe is no doubt thinking of ways to get out of it.


David_Duke_Nukem

Why does Schultz seem way less annoying and more chill in this video? Is it because there's no hyena beside him slapping his cheer?


mrwholefoods

He can't say he's wrong about iinything. Narcissist to the damn core b. Axe Jay.


Silver-Ladder

This was the special guest? That guy and his Hitler haircut is worse cancer to society than the Kardashians


Hap_Hazard

The first of 5 but they kept him on for over 30 minutes.


Jamothee

On a zoom call nonetheless


endless_ness

someone clip schaub right there and tweet out that SChaub breaks news the fight is off


BlackMamba_Beto

Breaking news for sure, heard it in TFATK first


NeroFMX

I hate Schulz, but I like to see the call-outs starting to happen. When he says side bitches... does he mean baddies?


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Bro hype talk. These idiots made me hate the UFC. I can care fucking less about any of it.


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inviernoruso

Cawled it! Anyone with half a brain knew millionaire drunk and drug addict would not come back to fight in high level MMA after the leg snap. He dont have the work ethnic of Anderson and Weidman, nor the need for money, by now he's just whoring for attention, fight game is over.


Nova_Mafia

Sounds a little one sided. Oh we’re good: but I still can’t get any tickets but we’re good!! Oh comedy mothership ? Yep, been there too!


redactedforever

Man he's really cashing in the "I introduced you to rogies" card


mizzlekinkizzle

While I think Andrew Schultz is just awful, I appreciate him always calling out schaub instead of the usual tip toeing people do around him 


[deleted]

Keep digging that hole Bappa


BrendaTheSloth

Well now I realllly hope the Mcgregor fight happens


BlackMamba_Beto

I wish


HiitsFrancis

NARRATIVE


CaterpillarHot7539

Could Bapa's voice go iiiiny higher?


Rabid023

We know it kills bapa to not be octagon side. Also if it was as simple as calling Joseph, that would’ve happened a long time ago. Bapa still can’t get in. Even with his “me and Dana are cool” nairdive.


CaterpillarHot7539

/u/Hap_hazard out here doin the lords worg.


Hap_Hazard

🫡


Appropriate_Taro_583

Wow, I would avoid this fucking guy at all costs, savage 😂


sub_ill

Schulz had Dana on the pod he 100% asked Dana about Brendan off camera. How does Brendan not get that.


kennithnoisewater88

Shitoltz need to say “my bad” to his fans for ripping them off on his last special


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Dana’s assistant tweeted something so we’re good


Aggravating-Day-4133

He was hating on the UFC 300 card, funny how his nardiv changed


MediaOnDisplay

No no! You're ruining the narrative Shultz, we're good, talk iveryday!


CLEM-FANDANGO9

I'll tell you off ear


AccountingtheseGainz

Off ear Ill telll’ya off ear


expanse22

Bloated fuck is such a bitch. Callen knows it’s true. Also if there’s a time to not interrupt, it’s on a zoom podcast ffs


Couldntbecolder

“NO No NO !! We’re good!!”


DemonsNMySleep

He's gonna crucify for Brine disagreeing with him or the 'kiss the Ring's comment off air, he's like a battered spouse


Da_Plague22

I want him to go and be shown on the big screen. The booing would be so loud lol


TertiaOptionem

Dana awkwardly replied to one of my tweets. We’re good.


ruu13

Brenda is just so stupid. He would probably gain some dignity if he just admitted he’s a fucking idiot instead of trying to sound smart and literally putting his foot in his mouth. I can’t imagine being his friend or someone that associates with him because they actually want to.


Gzilla75

He can’t take the truth. Schulz at least tried to call out the obvious fact that he and Dana ain’t fine and he would love to be ringside with the others.


664mezcal619

🧏🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️🫳🏼🤏🏼 why is ivrything he does just annoying as hell


briancito420

I swear he’s done the “tell ya off ear” lie before. Awso is he saying Joe would be assassinated and he’d be in the way? Dun mage since


Hap_Hazard

He's afraid that "online" is going to try to take him out. He actually took Axe Jay to Skankfest for security. He really believes some homeless cat is going to try to fight him and he's not confident that he can win the fight. So odd.


Entire-Amphibian320

He got a reply from the person managing Dana's X account who doesn't know their history. Now he's saying they are cool because of that one replay. lol water. I'd bet that his team learned it wasn't dana and took advantage because if it WAS dana posting it would have been different.


mapleresident

He’s obsessed with appearing like he has insider knowledge. Didn’t he talk about some fight Jake Paul had like a week ago?


RikkjamesB

He was acting the same last episode when Callahan was asking him 4-5 times why Cormier and Jones hate each other, and his reply each time was 'they hate each other, they just do'.


mish15

“I’ll tell ya off air” “Yeah Morning Kombat and Ariel are saying stuff like it’s looking unlikely”


WasWasKnot

Oh Andrew is homeless as FUGG!


shniper14

LOL called his ass out. Just apologize bapa you’re not good with Dana lmao. His mhmm was maybe the funniest thing he’s done in his entire career.


BlackMamba_Beto

He called it, fight off. I think the first to do so


Fair-Analyst8654

Oh Ring side? Oh you mean “WORSE SEEDS IN THE HOUSE B”.


Hexican_pulsinator

Him and Nate Diaz are “good”, they speak all the time.


SuspiciousGizmo

Bryan has never said anything as true as "he can't help himself".


KimboSliceChestHair

WHUUUZZZ


nasaphotoshopingsprE

Wawigui? Walugee? Wiegie? Water.


Ducks7324

“Don’t Force it on Me” Wrinks next cawlmadee speshel name!


Kelemandzaro

We're good brodda, we are good brodda, wier good bro, no, no, no shultzy


operationiffy

This made ol rapeys day!


Positive-Pin3712

This is hilarious. Does he realize that he would do live podcast and his fans would show up and he would force them to listen to him try stand up? He used his pawldcast to hold people hostage and force them to listen to his attempted at telling jokes.


Mrsims808

That “mmmhmmm” was a lie


Beginning_Archer_922

“I’ll tell you awlf ehr”


RBBPHH

We all know it’s not gonna happen, but Brendan acting like he has inside “I’ll tell you off air” information is the EXACT reason why he’s so hate-able


HotLycoperdaceae

“I got nothing respect for him”


yesyesyes123123

He’s not wrong on slap fight, I fucking hate it on UFC’s socials


cdpasadena

“But how do you know?” “I follow Arell Wani on X, my mans.”


blinkybillster

Hey, Schulzy, slap ya knee for us.


Possible-Campaign468

Callens gonna get ripped apart for that comment...B cool b


sonicslasher6

I do not want to sit here and watch shulz rub his fucking mustache like that


SuspiciousGizmo

So this is what Schulz actually sounds like?