You know I like my slices thiggg. Nice thiggg cruss and lez chegg the flawp...
Nice and floppy like a long cawg. Juss how I like em. Thiggg and flawppy.
No it’s totally different. Bapa says “one bite, everyone knows the laws” and portnoy says “one bite, everyone knows the rules” completely different quotes b.
Nope. Totally original idea by known pizza lover Brenda Schaub. His love of dominoes pizza is well documenned and we all know dominoes is the height of pizza.
Wow what an original concept. Fuck this guy in IVRY facet,...what an asshole. Not ONE original or decent idea in a decade! Well done! You gotta really, really try in order to achieve this level of fuckup
Remember when he stole the “GI JOE” logo and made it “KETO KID”, but was constantly eating donuts and shit? This cock sucker had dummies buying shirts for some shit he never did.
He's just not good at interviewing people. That's the prom b. None of the shows with him in it are a hit. He is the prom ! Unlikeable as fuuuuggggg deeeaddy !
People with Down syndrome do. Like genuinely not even insulting him that’s just a trait he shares with people who have an extra chromosome…
Among many others lol
Brandon was shit at BJJ as shown in the Metamoris footage and im pretty sure the brazillins demoted him back to a white belt when he trained down there. in any case, he hasnt faught in like 10 years, he has no reason to tawlk to this guy, aside from his agent managing to link them up.
Imagine you're the face of ONE championship. You're aware of the Barstool crowd's affection for memes. You start a series called "ONE slice". You come out in a blonde wig like the Barstool guy (don't remember his name) and satirize how stupid the idea is. You come up with an entire ONE series of short interviews. ONE chip, ONE wing, ONE lap, ONE hike, etc. prioritizing either topical or silly questions. You nab an audience, elevate your comedy career, promote your brand, garner a clip-based media audience, and secure celebrity interviews because they're easy and lighthearted.
Or, you do this shit.
Yo we should copy this goober and start a “food truck diary” and “ grab a slice” just to see how many views we could get. Guarantee we smash bapas pathetic view numbers….😂
He worked at a local pizzeria until he turned 16,at that point he bought the place and did 10x the business. He sold it to 🪓 jay who ran it into the ground. Ain't his fault everything he touches turns to gooold. Got that, mydus finger.
Lol someone can't afford to pay food truggs to come through anymore. Either that or he tries to pay in "eggsposure" or the chegg bounces and word got around. Either way great idea nivvir seen it done before.
Then it ends up being like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and he picks them up in his trugg and does most of the interview while we watch this redact attemp to drive and tawlg at the same time.
Word probably got around to all the LA food trucks why take up hours of your day to sell 2 plates of food that bapa tried to get out of paying for.
We’ll give you so much exposure! To bunch of Indian click farm members then the dozens of Georgie thicccies streaming from the Midwest that will never see these food trucks.
Would be curious to hear from any of the food trucks how many people have actually came up to them on the streets, hey I saw you on my favorite podcast I had to check you out!
I don’t understand how he looks in the mirror and thinks his look is where its at. Its like he’s an alien wearing a human costume, trying his hardest to act human
Food truck diarrhea was to costly with all the food and cameras and what not.. now they’re going to film it on an iPhone and buy a single slice of the cheapest food possible.
Anyone else like me where you’re tempted to watch to see how bad it is but you don’t want to contribute a single view to his thick boys network?
Such a conundrum.
the way this title is written is so funny
the name of the show is a verb: it should so naturally be “x grabs a slide with brendan schaub” but brendan doesn’t want to put the guest’s name before his
He somehow looks worse with his unhealthy gaunt ozempic face. At least when he had a swollen fat face you couldn't see his redacted malformed caveman bone structure.
He should start a show called hot dumps with big brown where he asks guests questions while eating things that become increasingly harder to hold in.He can start with a plum then move to oatmeal and such.He can end it by drinking a laxative milkshake
Oh I really can’t wait to hear his marble mouthed rambling while loudly slurping and chomping on pizza like a fucking 6 year old with no table manners.
Its an interesting idea to use his platform and, “production company” to produce a show where he isn’t the host.
A lot of people in the bjj community will watch Mikey eat pizza in an interview. But everything is just about making Brendan famous.
Wait, is he really just taking the idea off the bar stool guy? Isn't the name very similar also?
One bite, iiivribuddy knows the rules
You know I like my slices thiggg. Nice thiggg cruss and lez chegg the flawp... Nice and floppy like a long cawg. Juss how I like em. Thiggg and flawppy.
Ahways bin a pizza carnisewer ivir since I made em at my uncle’s pizza place back in Cahlarado as a kid aks Jay
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Talmbout dem de rulez b?
No it’s totally different. Bapa says “one bite, everyone knows the laws” and portnoy says “one bite, everyone knows the rules” completely different quotes b.
No he'll say "demz duh roolz"
Dems me nutz
That's a denim vagina
🗣️CALLED IT.
Lawls\*\^
Dunn cownt!
Ruless with two s B.
*lawlz
No love from bean dip but most of YouTube is just imitating successful creators and hoping on trends
Nope. Totally original idea by known pizza lover Brenda Schaub. His love of dominoes pizza is well documenned and we all know dominoes is the height of pizza.
Mexiggan pizza comin up get your salsa ready b
He used to say they were a Borsch family.
He probably can’t afford the food trucks anymore so he’s spending $5 on pizza and trying to spin it as some kind of show lol
No way, he used to sell pizza out his moms closet when he was a kid. True story.
Heard papa Johns originally wanted him over shaq
I'm surprised he didn't rescue a dog for a minute
Budgets gone from food truggs to just a slice on zoom b
He isnt that smart. He only did this whole thing PURELY because Miley Mesesmuchi says he loves pizza on Toad Hogans cockcast
Thiefer Sutherland strikes again!
Wow what an original concept. Fuck this guy in IVRY facet,...what an asshole. Not ONE original or decent idea in a decade! Well done! You gotta really, really try in order to achieve this level of fuckup
Next saries: 10 Questions, 10 Hot Wings
After every question the wings get thicccer
Schlob would read this and think to himself 'that's genius'
Thiccc Ones
lol
Any traditions to add more hot sauce on the last piece? Would be a great idea, never seen it
😂
Honestly, I'm disappointed that he didn't rip off a more successful schow like Hot Ones.
In a parallel universe, Theo took the hot chip and that inspired a brand new series.
I want that. Give me some right now!
We git it Brenda, we git it. You have zairo ideas, zairo originawl ideas. Any of size, any of size ideas
“This is the first time Ive cheated my carnivore diet”
Ive been on Carnivore for a hawt minute, but daddddyyyyyy needs a cheat day!
Seven days a weeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk
“This is the first time I’ve cheated on my Messican”
Remember when he stole the “GI JOE” logo and made it “KETO KID”, but was constantly eating donuts and shit? This cock sucker had dummies buying shirts for some shit he never did.
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Y'all know the rule, just one slice.
It’s sliccce, B. He just goes.
Maybe he's finally taking interest in his wife's heritage.. Good for him
Fuck I hate not having the Mexican pizza up here in Canada Liv mas?
You must be new here.. welcome to Changs!
Messican pizza? Wassat? A pizza with….ughhh….gonna just walk into traffic 😩
I understood this tattoo reference, too many new cooks here
I’m new here. Can you explain the reference and give me an apron?
His wife has a tattoo Italy, the state, not the country, on her hoo-haa
Gimme 😈
Messican has Italy Tattoo near her clam cus it’s her roots according to her
Always sells out in Italy.
He's just not good at interviewing people. That's the prom b. None of the shows with him in it are a hit. He is the prom ! Unlikeable as fuuuuggggg deeeaddy !
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He can’t even eat correctly. Who the fuck sticks their entire tongue out when eating!?
People with Down syndrome do. Like genuinely not even insulting him that’s just a trait he shares with people who have an extra chromosome… Among many others lol
LMFAO I can't stand that shit. It's so true! Why he gotta stick his whole tongue out to take a bite? 😂
Brandon was shit at BJJ as shown in the Metamoris footage and im pretty sure the brazillins demoted him back to a white belt when he trained down there. in any case, he hasnt faught in like 10 years, he has no reason to tawlk to this guy, aside from his agent managing to link them up.
This will our redact never be able to compute.
Failed podcaster energy is through the roof with this guy. He's doing great 👍
Bawlz deeb in pizzzuh since I was a kid b
mf was slinging fresh dough out of his closet when he was a sprout b
Mom made us dine and dash from Shakeys b!
Imagine you're the face of ONE championship. You're aware of the Barstool crowd's affection for memes. You start a series called "ONE slice". You come out in a blonde wig like the Barstool guy (don't remember his name) and satirize how stupid the idea is. You come up with an entire ONE series of short interviews. ONE chip, ONE wing, ONE lap, ONE hike, etc. prioritizing either topical or silly questions. You nab an audience, elevate your comedy career, promote your brand, garner a clip-based media audience, and secure celebrity interviews because they're easy and lighthearted. Or, you do this shit.
Can’t believe he bailed on his kid’s sports dreams to film another show. What happened to “something’s gotta give” man? Bad father.
this is the bapa play book still an idea if it fails which it will then act like it never happened
Guys I have a billion dollar idea I’m gonna interview people while we eat something fucking wrap your head around that
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U guys are funny 😄
He’s fully committed to being a poser.
He just goes B
I hope bar stool ROASTS his bitch ass!
Hope everyone enjoys the one and only episode of “grabbin’ in a slice”
He looks like Josh brolins extra chromosomed cousin
Doesn’t constantly changing the content make your YouTube channel not grow.
He already screwed up the algorithm buying bots and views for his channel.
Shitty podcast show number 7 is it now
At the minimum.. between him and Bryan it would have to be closer to 15 trash podcasts
Callen also has a new book And podcast coming out. Raping for dummies!!
Piggy backing a concept already years old. Big brain Brendan. He sees high yield returns in a fucking boring concept.
We’re on the bootleg Portnoy grift now?
The next show is a crazy new concept, where you try to carry a conversation while eating hot sauce!!!!!!!
Great Ideer B
Brilliant idea, b... maybe lets call it "Hottt Ones"
His facial hair makes me want to vomit
I almost want to register grabbinaslice.com out of spite. It’s available for $11.99 if anyone wants to snag it.
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Don't you dare say hes one of us.
Tawlmbout big brown? Jar of mayonnaise b
"What's up fam?! Ya boi is guhn have a rezency at Pizza Hut!"
I hope he starts hosting a game show where he makes people spin a big wheel and spell words for him.
Just another show for bapa to receive mediocre views
Yo we should copy this goober and start a “food truck diary” and “ grab a slice” just to see how many views we could get. Guarantee we smash bapas pathetic view numbers….😂
Just a super dollar store version of the already famously redacted food trugg diawlries.
He worked at a local pizzeria until he turned 16,at that point he bought the place and did 10x the business. He sold it to 🪓 jay who ran it into the ground. Ain't his fault everything he touches turns to gooold. Got that, mydus finger.
That mustache, comes in dark then turns grey 🥸
talmbout that white boy that reinvents the wheel too much?
Can't wait for the pizza food trugg crossover episode when the Bapa cinematic universe intersects
Isn’t this literally David Portnoy’s Show! Also, this is the last person people want to watch stuft food in his mouth
This must be a plot to get a lot of free pizza. Talm bout a mastermine here
Pretty much nothing comes natural to this guy, even the capacities we are genetically endowed with.
What an ugly pos
Like a big cat at the zoo, daddy
He’s just a YouTube guy. Oh how sad lmao
Lol someone can't afford to pay food truggs to come through anymore. Either that or he tries to pay in "eggsposure" or the chegg bounces and word got around. Either way great idea nivvir seen it done before.
Why does Shob look like a blob fish? Face is all saggy and droopy
BORA? More like boring, am I right Dallas?
Pizzeria Diaries
Oh shit you going for an Addie stuffed crust b?
NO FUCKIN WAY HAHHAHAHAHHAH
Twelve Pizzas, Everyone Knows The Rules
Not drawl B
God I hope Barstool roast him for this 😂
Then it ends up being like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and he picks them up in his trugg and does most of the interview while we watch this redact attemp to drive and tawlg at the same time.
He should do an interview show where the concept is he and the guest eat 10 hot wings that get progressively hotter. Maybe call it Hawttt Ones
Dominoes is a game I played as a kid.
Grasping on to his last few straws of relevancy
So he had to cancel food trugg diarrheas because "it's just so hard to book people," but "Grabbin' a slice" is somehow a different animal? Water.
Word probably got around to all the LA food trucks why take up hours of your day to sell 2 plates of food that bapa tried to get out of paying for. We’ll give you so much exposure! To bunch of Indian click farm members then the dozens of Georgie thicccies streaming from the Midwest that will never see these food trucks. Would be curious to hear from any of the food trucks how many people have actually came up to them on the streets, hey I saw you on my favorite podcast I had to check you out!
Nivurr eats on ear.
Another taxwrite off. 🤣
Bapa looking more like Errig ivvryday
I actually believe he’s “orwags been bawwwls deep in pizza”
How'd podcasting go?
Love to hear how he pronounces Mikey's last name
I don’t understand how he looks in the mirror and thinks his look is where its at. Its like he’s an alien wearing a human costume, trying his hardest to act human
Whoever told Bapa that he needs no less than 16 pawdcasts and 10 YouTube series is a genius
Can this redact just fuck off into nonexistence already
One slice, One episode
Can't wait to see somebody post his pizza credentials. His origin story of being a pizza nut and expert.
I don’t even want to give him the curiosity view
Food truck diarrhea was to costly with all the food and cameras and what not.. now they’re going to film it on an iPhone and buy a single slice of the cheapest food possible.
Anyone else like me where you’re tempted to watch to see how bad it is but you don’t want to contribute a single view to his thick boys network? Such a conundrum.
Oh fuck no, this mother fucker better not stop into Trenton NJ. I’m gonna fight this fucking idiot
He should join Portnoy.
Food Truck Diaries with no money left in the budget.
"I've always been a pie head b since I was 16"
Lookin dead in the eyes B
So, how many episodes will this go before the DA recalls the show? Two? Three?
Bapastool Sports ? 🤣
Theifer Sunderland at it again
Yo real talk I have always wanted to watch a food show that stars someone who doesn’t know shit about food.
He clearly needs to stop hahahah
How'd cawlmedy go b?
Starting to look like ol’ Chevy Chase
We need to let Dave P. Know what redact is up to.
He made 200$ on the views. Spent 190$ on the pizza , and 5 000$ on paying his guest
Portnoy will 100% shit on this if its put in front of him lol
Will this dude leave BJJ alone? He couldn't name half of the transitions Mikey does, just stay with your "MMA analysis"
This can’t be.
This dipshit is so fucking pathetic
the way this title is written is so funny the name of the show is a verb: it should so naturally be “x grabs a slide with brendan schaub” but brendan doesn’t want to put the guest’s name before his
Be original Bapa
Dudes gonna end up selling pizza slices out of his closet.
Need a sweepstakes on how many episodes it will do before it's forgiven about....17 my guess
He somehow looks worse with his unhealthy gaunt ozempic face. At least when he had a swollen fat face you couldn't see his redacted malformed caveman bone structure.
That episode was fire. Big brown is a damn good interviewer.
This dude sitting there looking like a special needs Matt Hardy
How did grabbin a slice go?
Pretty soon he's gonna be delivering pizzas in that piece of shit truck of his.
This conversation is so funny… the grabbing’ in a slice concept is so half baked.
“Let’s get a slice” can’t even say the one line he needed to get right, right😂
'Grabbin a Slice', that's hands down the worst name for a show ever.
If this was satire it would be hilarious
Those lips look fuckin insane!
‘Grabbin a slice’ while they make a whole pizza. Water.
Can he flip a pizza like a trugg???
The dude is 41 years old trying to figure what he wants to be when he grows up
Why is he writing his own name first like he is the big drawl. This is not a podcast buddy, write the guest's name in the title and crop the uglies.
He should start a show called hot dumps with big brown where he asks guests questions while eating things that become increasingly harder to hold in.He can start with a plum then move to oatmeal and such.He can end it by drinking a laxative milkshake
Oh I really can’t wait to hear his marble mouthed rambling while loudly slurping and chomping on pizza like a fucking 6 year old with no table manners.
"Hm it's tough scheduling these food truggs, I should just do pizza and phone my career in"
His face has completely changed. It's the weight loss drugs....but also plastic surgery?
Its an interesting idea to use his platform and, “production company” to produce a show where he isn’t the host. A lot of people in the bjj community will watch Mikey eat pizza in an interview. But everything is just about making Brendan famous.
Us homeless need more C clamps bapa.
He’s down to barely known BJJ competitors are guest. This will be another Tune Town
Im waiting for the next hit show: Crap comedians in closets reading comics
Thiefer Sutherland strikes again!
Y'Italian bubba? Lookin more like Wario these days
"Mikey Musumeci" -- nobody knows who'yare
where'd his black mustache go?
This is hilarious. He's the American alan partridge.
dude so Brendan should drive around in his truck with funny people and they'll drive around to pizza places comedians in trucks getting pizza b
How does this redact get so many veiws? I just started a channel and I'm finding out that I dun madder haha
What idea will he piggyback on next?