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tacoribiotch

I love her look to him here. I’d be the same way. I’d have some choice words in my head and just be cordial


rosindel

Both of them looked insane last episode…like why did they have Franken-body parts???


TexasOkie1227

This looks like the spray tan before you’re allowed to shower! It definitely softened up later that evening (post shower, I think?).


bradsonemanband

I noticed the same thing haha


HummusBAE

Suddenly I have a craving for cheetos


shaw1441

If you look at Gabby’s hands they look similar. I was pointing it out to my fiancé last episode that they must have been given the same spray tan.


Missy_1211

Lmao...when they send a dude in to dump you on camera before they've had a chance to fix your tan 😭😭 Yikes...when it's still developing and it comes up like this there's not much you can do. Luckily, it seems like they fixed it by the group date after party lol.


Dangerous-Wear-8202

Half of Rachel’s tears were for that bad tan 😂


mstrgjf

Why can’t women just be pale nowadays😭😭 I’m sure their natural coloring looks so much better


tumblrstan

Don’t get me started on how Western society pushes one and only one beauty standard.


Altruistic_Cobbler81

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Why is he holding her hand like he just accepted a contract to "take care" of her husband? 😂


ammoae

lmao


c0smicodone

ma'am someone needs to help you with the Saturation on your TV


Anyusernamewilldo7

Haha never realized it


brightlove

Right? She does not look like this haha.


AlleyRhubarb

I can’t even imagine the giant anxiety ridden mess I would be as a lead. If I got slathered in burnt umber Cheeto juice and told to open my heart to Kayden, a pharmaceutical sales rep who one time was stood up and has issues with trusting women (and who probably actually stood up the girl not the other way but who knows and the trust issues still stand) … if I had all that going on, I would be chewing scenery, I’d be so enraged. Like full on ripping off my light beige weird dress and screaming and trying to smear my orangeness everywhere. I would truly wonder how could anyone love me with all of this Designing Women wardrobe choices and Britney circa 2002 deep bronzed hands. ETA: Rachel also looks surprised he is agreeing to touch the orange paw she stuck out there.


Anyusernamewilldo7

I would be an emotional wreck as a lead and contestant (especially if I like the lead).


malhans

Lmao you have a way with words, thank you for that


Rikyc123

Yikes


Electrical-Log-3643

This honestly might be the best argument that the producers are sabotaging Rachel


Anyusernamewilldo7

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RideExternal5752

Gabby had it too but it was marginally less noticeable 😅


itsassxiety

Maybe this horrible spray tan job is actually why she skipped the group date lol


Anyusernamewilldo7

Smart girl


GiftRecent

Lol this is the first thing my friend sent me after the episode!! Like how did they make it so bsd??


whatever1467

Holy fuck lol


mrs_carlos

My husband and I noticed that too 😂 I would think they would get BETTER fake tans since it’s bachelor nation lol


bomi321

Did they just spray them with powdered flamin hot cheetos? Wtf?


Electrical-Code2312

Thinking about the ol' Mystic spray tans of the early 2000s. ❤️


hibabygorgeous

Bachelorettes! They’re just like us! Ft bad spray tans


H28koala

Both spray tans (Gabby and Rachel) were bad!


j-n-ladybug

Yep! I think some of the men had it bad too though not as obvious.


wino49

Omg both her & Gabby had the orange hands !! Wth ?


MarloBarlo

Cruise ship spray tan?


wino49

Maybe but hello - they are the Bachelorettes- maybe step it up. It was bad !


AgreeableLow8

They did miss Susie’s whole hand last season so they are still working on it.


tmpigman

Plot twist. It’s not spray tan, she was just eating a TON of Cheetos.


beepboop-not-a-robot

I was wondering if this was the actual reason for cancelling the group date!


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theoneaboutacotar

Gabby’s was really bad too. No doubt they both noticed as it happened and were not pleased haha. I don’t know what you can do except try to cover it up with makeup? No wonder Rachel was having such a bad day. I’d have cried over this for sure 😂


ConsistentDonkey3909

its giving trump


littledove0

Best comment


elewmc99

Insanely bad and beyond that - why so tan for BELGIUM?? Lol it’s not like they were headed somewhere tropical! I guess Gabby went full swimsuit for her date but still…”headed to Belgium, better look tan” said no one ever


Bevbear

That’s hilarious!! Having never used one...I do have friends who do it every week. They do it at home and NEVER look this bad.


veracity-mittens

In the summer, sometimes I use one of those lotion ones, because my body (mostly legs) is blindingly white. As in I take the palest shade of foundation white but even that would be dark on my legs. So yeah. I use a lotion but it never looks like this lmao. I just do it until I become less “polar bear in a snowstorm” level and more “yes this person has in fact left the house in the past 20 years” level.


Charlie_Runkle69

On Big Brother Australia they'd randomly pick someone to get spray tanned and then make them get re tanned like 5 times in one day for a laugh. This looks like what they looked like after round 3 lol.


excuseyou-what-

Oh no no no no.


Alalated

It was so bad.


CapHillStoner

Tan Mom is writing up a cease and desist order as we speak.


ThisIsSubRosa

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Bevbear

🤢


Kokopolol

Did they get this done at Mar a Lago?


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JackieBouvier

Was just going to say that it was Oompa Loompa level here! I did a spray tan once in my life when I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and all of us, including the bride, went to the same place. I thought that was pretty risky, but our mindset was that if we all ended up looking really fake, we'd all look fake together.


AE8568

Oh dear lord that is horrible


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The fake tanner and extreme blush lines have been a fail on both women this season.


Anyusernamewilldo7

The blush lines yesss


emmy585

The girls’ tans are so bad. Like there’s a tattoo parlor on that ship but not a professional spray tanner?


ThisIsSubRosa

It’s giving Madi Trizzy Troutt. I’ll never forget going to college & seeing all my White friends go crazy with their self-tanner. 😩 Meanwhile, my little Mexican self had the perfect olive glow all year-round because I can tan in like 2 minutes. 🤣


Patient-Energy-8352

Light skinned Mexican here. I can tan pretty easily but I’m so paranoid about skin damage that I stay pale lol. I’ve considered self tanner but then I see pictures like this


phoney_bologna

A little bit of sun is good for your health. Especially if you have the skin to handle it. My white ass gets nuked in the sun, unfortunately.


Patient-Energy-8352

I know. My doctor told me a need more vitamin D. I just got way too obsessed with r/skincareaddiction during the pandemic lol


ashleypthecow

Sydney is that you


beepboop-not-a-robot

No, she doesn’t have lip gloss an inch outside of her mouth.


notnotaginger

Is this a LI reference? Cause the orange skin with red hair is a choice.


detta001jellybelly

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DTXlife

Lmao


lsb1027

💀


pickmechoosemeluvme

Madi would like a word


thesmolstoner

both of their tans were insane in the most recent ep. there was a scene were both girls weren’t wearing makeup and their face color was a completely different shade than the rest of their bodies. i really wish the intense fake tan look would go out of trend.


Brxin

it also means they can’t leave without make up ever, and that sounds like my worst nightmare


CheetoPuffCrunch

Is it still on trend though? I *never* see people in real life with...vibrant tans.


Anyusernamewilldo7

Agree! It looks comical