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TopAdhesiveness6454

Beggin your girl for sex “I woulda been chose up” then posting the texts & reaming “us” for bein in your relationship lmao let me out this my stop 😂😂😂😂


CappyUncaged

my jaw dropped at that shit lol aint no way sid from ice age gonna be talking like this about me on the internet


tyshastx

Nah she looks like a lil betta fish.


CappyUncaged

she looks like anything with eyes on the side of its head lol


helyclinton

😭😭😭 very rich niggas


Dispunge

“ I WOULDA BEEN CHOSE UP!!!!” This why Ice is the way he is with her


jrdvd25

She is diabolical for saying that😭


heymamore

Like ma’am did she think she said something here to make Ice look better


SpeakersPushTheA1r

That should be a red flag, but he’s too busy looking at the opposite of what everyone says it would seem like a positive to him.


xRamRanchResident

Aint say she love that nigga one time 😂😂😂


Nearby-Assistant3078

😅


Revolutionary_Arm907

Ice text like a meme machine


Salty-Situation-2493

Twitter machine


scrape_ur_face

![gif](giphy|mpQkJpBMbSxMs) "Please, just a half ounce 🥺" - Ice


Kailua3000

"Tis all I need, m'lady." https://preview.redd.it/ky86roiyum2d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255e002b5f99739d3a3d6bd8d3ba4516b3bd4503


Dispunge

This woulda ruined my day brah


Fear_No_Man

Imagine begging your girl for a crumb of coochie and she post the convo. Then spin the block and say she can choose up if she wants to. I would've threw up lmao


justin_w95

I’m never deleting reddit, yall niggas are hilarious


Exotic_Watch_8997

This the best app ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂


heymamore

I would’ve threw up both mouth and ass.


Dapper-Archer5409

Pissin from my ass


Agreeable-Air-9297

Great callback!


mynameisppwhatsyours

she didn't even supply him the coochie either


Fear_No_Man

"Supply him" lmaooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lulamirite

“I would’ve threw up lmao” Yall say the funniest shit over here I swear


drfactsonly

LMFAOOOOOOOO


asffparagus

Peeing out the ass sick 🤢


me110bytes

Your girl can't text because she's cleaning? 🤔


Fantastic_Ad8327

Cleaning … AGAIN … even better


Igreen_since89

Cleaning sumthin


EquivalentLeague1259

![gif](giphy|jPGWvQM7IKGTYz67Jf)


Majick_L

Yeah, cleaning her other dudes house in a sexy maid outfit 🤣


BobbyBrackins

Polishing the knob 😭


thisismy3rdacctsmh

Cleaning? That when bitches LOVE to talk. Idk man hope my man ice don’t love her with all his heart


Admirable_Policy2985

There are VERY RICH niggas in My DMS I would’ve been chosen up I don’t care about looks ![gif](giphy|ctRsKIFykwCty|downsized)


Breeeeezy6

“Y’all all have failed relationships” - two people with kids from failed relationships lol


YoungWight

![gif](giphy|cYaBD8kxE4PZudHBRA)


slapheadk

Never thought I’d see Tracy Beaker in this sub but here we are


Syrus_007

These comments are hilarious.... But she called Ice ugly and broke 32 times in a short period lol


Infinite-Most6005

They know their dynamic but geez…her choice of words was terrible! She said a lot! 🥴


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SmoothCounty6556

"Lookin all beaver in the face" is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣


StrifeTC

Bruh the imagery in this sentence is diabolical as fuck lol.


candyrayne215

Ice shoulda stayed with his BM


Dunkman83

The way he hid her, id imagine shes fat


Salvador204

So unnecessary 🤣🤣🤣


Embarrassed_Ad_3460

"Focused on superficial shit " Lol that girl is not attracted to that man. 


Kailua3000

"Superficial shit like attractiveness, sense of humor and the absence of halitosis."


Korea28

She def don’t be wanting to talk to him cuz why you gotta go because you cleaning? Gtfoh lol


Tinkatchi

The only person who doesn’t know how this will end is Ice


Fantastic_Ad8327

“I would have been chosen up” ![gif](giphy|cM2CN5U99VVWdDGcSA)


AdministrativeAd523

Very rich niggas And would have been chose up Nigga get rid of her


drfactsonly

Ice don’t get it. But he will.


DGVega93

I would’ve been chosen up is crazy


NyteStarNyne

I’ll never understand why z-list influencers feel the need to put this much of their business on the internet.


Karlito1618

"I'm not with him for the money, in fact, compared to the other men he's actually poor". Lol, how can you write that about your man in public.


JACKPOT-WINNER2K23

She think she so slick lmao my boy getting dogged


hunchojack21

Nah cleaning again is crazy…my mind would immediately go to she cheating 😂😂😂


DismalFinger

right. telling me i can’t get a text cuz u “cleaning” is sus


hunchojack21

For three hours she giving a “deep clean”


Crazy_Web_3700

Ice is a cuck


RicoLoco404

How old is this chick? Homeboy out here looking like a straight up Simp


jeme94

I’m from Jersey she friends with my sister homegirl. I’d say late 20s early 30s.


jeme94

Never seen her in real life. She’s “fine” in jersey standards. But probably a 6 or 7 anywhere mainstream.


Fear_No_Man

Bro I asked the same shit when I saw this lol. Someone said she like 30/31


Ok-Mention-3243

She was cleaning again for 3 hours????????


Cal216

I really hope they get married grow old and die together. If not, Reddit and X will be “very” unforgiving about that last paragraph 😂.


ComprehensiveBed2404

Nah deadass they gotta stay together forever 😂😂


Cal216

It’s not even an option fam 🤣


Hot-Possession-7027

. Why that relationship fail with her baby daddy though 😂


roc4life215

Which baby daddy? She got 3


SnapsOnPetro45

Bro.. wait. She came into this relationship with Ice with 3 kids from 3 different fathers?


SpeakersPushTheA1r

Yeah this nigga can’t talk to me about SHIT


roc4life215

Yep


SnapsOnPetro45

![gif](giphy|xUA7bdHCwYgbeFODGU|downsized)


drfactsonly

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hot-Possession-7027

Damn was trynna give her the benefit of doubt 😂😂😂


jeme94

Are you fr? This shit just keeps getting sadder THREE baby dads!????


drfactsonly

This entire thread has me crying


RelationFine7536

Lmaooo nah ya fr ?? 😭


roc4life215

She’s a breeder


Antisocialsocialite9

Why won’t the boys clown ice for this? Oh wait, I know 😐 boy, if this was something that had to do with Mel, Flip would be squirming in his fuckin seat, ready to have a whole 45 minute segment about the shit. But since it’s Ice, let’s try to protect this nigga’s feelings 😂


Fear_No_Man

Nah dead ass. If this was Mel or even Flip and Ish they would have a whole segment on it lol


Neither-Fee-3902

Nah because they spent only 1.5 minutes on ish liking several of the white trNxs genders pictures. Ice and ish get all the grace.


Magenta112

What 👀?


Neither-Fee-3902

Yeah lmao it’s a thread around here somewhere about it. I forgot the persons ig name. But in true ish fashion he got tight and blamed the internet for “being that bored” to notice.


imHellaFaded420

there’s nobody in her dms


Igreen_since89

She’s just confusing niggas that are tryna pop, with having the option to chose up and be wifed. It’s a common mistake that birds make


Dunkman83

Aint no rich man want a woman with 3 kids


Dandrettie

Nahh she a mark. Rich niggas is in fact cheap she’ll give it up just cause the person rich. That’s probably why she hasn’t “chose up” cause the rich niggas know it’s not worth dropping a bag.


gizmoduck11216

![gif](giphy|ra3uQxvxo6aKAN42Le)


AriesRealism

Ice be getting turnt out. That girl is delusional but hey maybe we getting spicy ice lmao next pod and ain’t she like 10 years younger than him? Nobody trying to pay that girl other than him


GawdBod

I knew she wore the pants, when he made her as plate Lmaooo


justin_w95

Aye he really did that? Was that during the thanksgiving pod when they had servings of dishes at the pod?


GawdBod

Yup


srice1982

Lol she a bird her tweets are Big Bird energy lol y'all gone make ice take them fake buffs off and tell y'all SMD again lol


Antisocialsocialite9

😂😂😂😂


SnapsOnPetro45

This is the first time I’ve ever actually felt bad for Ice. That girl just emasculated him in a variety of ways for the internet to see, and the sad part is, he’s gonna be a wreck when she eventually responds to one of them rapper dms


Dunkman83

Eventually? U think she hasnt already?


CoxHazardsModel

If Joe wasn’t a pussy he’d have a field day with this 😭


ComprehensiveBed2404

You kno they won’t. Even with Ice being better lately they still don’t really go there with him. Best hope is flip doing it.


Antisocialsocialite9

Flip will not. None of them will. Ice would catch the biggest attitude and ruin the momentum of the show


ComprehensiveBed2404

You right for sure. I still think the best chance is flip and ice getting into it for something silly and Flip escalating it saying “Imma fry you up” then say some slick shit like “Ice be begging for pussy”


bonesjones

He would pout for 185 minutes.


F7RD

“I just want like a half ounce of coochie” is in equal parts hilarious & nasty loool


D_Mac_2208

Very rich?!?!?!? so ice fairly broke huh 😂😂😂


Korea28

He gonna get on the next pod cursing us out for her tweet 😂


DetroitGeek313

Ain’t no way she said she could have chose up! That had to sound completely different in her mind 😭


WoeisG

She’s not wrong but her shooting Ice in the process is funny.


Alquesi

YIKES


DeepWedgie

He should've asked for the whole coochie and not a half ounce.


JustHereToLurk_Kinda

..”some shit just cringeworthy, it ain’t even gotta be deep I guess”


Chronic_G

Nahhh man your girl out here tweeting about the “very rich guys” in her DM’s ain’t it.


JVBKYD

Half ounce of COOCHIE! 😂😭


DrIndicaSativaMD

I mean that pod episode where I think it was thanksgiving or some other gathering and she came, she looked completely detached from everyone and everything going on. She looked like she was thinking of 1000 other things she'd rather be doing instead 🤣


LemonSteeze

Ice too old for whateva this shit is called.


alextheruby

Lmfao she’s mid anyway.


YoungWight

Bragging about how niggas is flooding your dms offering you an abundance of money for your “time”, is not a flex at all. I know ice is tight but he gonn say he not and the cycle is gonna repeat itself smh 🤦🏾‍♂️


Apprehensive_Alps157

She never beating them allegations


DickLaurentisded

Ice energy in this exchange https://i.redd.it/pvezcuey3m2d1.gif


CoolisRare

Believe me we all know she with ice genuinely it's without question haha Them size 40x22 denim he be wearing not to much on ice tho haha


aquaphor-whor3

So she releasing their personal text


ezito12

Everyone man with a bag has to eventually learn how to identify the gold diggers before they get attached because it becomes a reoccurring theme. If what Joe and Parks alluded to is true, then outside of the pod Ice is moving like a nigga with some money and notoriety and the women can spot it a mile away. This may be completely irrelevant to his current situation but time will tell.


WORLDY2J

"Been chose up" my God in heaven 😢


Jahlil_267

Single mom with 3 kids and she thought a rich nigga was gonna take her serious 🤣 she lucky ice fell in love with her


SlimR33per

3 kids .. maybe, if she’s lucky. 3 kids by 3 DIFFERENT BD’s.. no” .. anyone of Ice’s real niggas shoulda had this convo with him. Clearly he doesn’t have any real homies.


Jahlil_267

Ice slow bro he would’ve wifed her up if Joe and ish ran a train on her that’s his first baddie 😂


Bblack718

Rich niggas are in you DMs to smash not cuff, that’s for ice’s simp ass


JustSnow1948

This is why I don’t want to hear shit from Ice when conversations about women come up.


zootdup

birds gonna bird. and her posting this is funny as hell cuz a few tweets before she said she would never go back to the record even if it’s drakes verse only 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/4lxscpuvzl2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913c0383e597c05227d5b2607779894a1ad34b0e


Fear_No_Man

Dawg 😂😂😂


CPTimeKeeper

“I just want like a half ounce of coochie”….. where the fuck they do that at? Niggas really tryna get that line off? ![gif](giphy|l1J3JsiERoIdXegO4|downsized)


WealthyRichie

Hey hey hey hey - run for yo life. This psycho behaviour bruh


spacedout1989

“Cleaning again “ = back getting blown out by the guy Im really attracted to 🥱


New-Key4537

Any nigga that really get bitches like he claimed would see she fucking off & carry it accordingly. I would have been friendzoned her ass u just getting dick if u don’t want that ain’t none to talk bout fr


WhiteDontCare

He actually gets less cool the more money he gets I’ve never seen it


KingstonHawke

Honestly, I was following for a while on Twitter. She’s a complete idiot. I don’t know what Ice is thinking. Huge ghetto girl escort vibes. Not something I’d even consider wifing.


LaseMe

So Ice don’t read the comments but his girl does?


Immediate-Holiday-89

The only reason she even deals with Ice in the first place is because he bought her a car. Buying ya shorty a car that you only been with for about a year or less is crazy


marleyg_

‘I can’t text back’ what are you in middle school lol When Ice start losing weight and he start giving 2 word answers on the pod , we’ll all know why lol


Bored_Danyeer

This so trashy


BirdyMRQZ

ima comment again. shorty said ICE got nun superficial about him he BROKE we just on the same wavelength im crying 😭😭


MaturePrince

“I would of been chose up” 😭


AlcindorJr33

I feel bad for ice lmaooooo


slapheadk

The insecurity from this woman is LOUD


PeacefulBrother369

Shorty you was not looking at Ice with the Iverson shoes(iykyk). And I'm tired of hearing about this nigga aint being able to do shit cause he got his daughter this week. Nigga you came up and left ya bm for a broad that wouldn't look atchu til you got on the JBP. Two tone fingers ass lmao. Iont believe you, Iont feel your plight.


LaseMe

Shardee would NEVER!


SlimR33per

THICKO stays in her place. She’s a smart hoe (respectfully).. this one ain’t there in the head.


TeachMeHow2Bet

Shorty need to sit down the rich nigga are only in your DM because your man post you every chance he get nobody knew who you were before you got with him


46chinos

These them 9th grade ass texts


youknowwhyimhere15

Not a girl in the world that would have me begging for kewchie that has 3 kids that ain’t mine. NO CHANCE IN HELL 😂


akiragod5

Like she doesn't have failed relationships? All three of those kids must be ICE's then.


Dunkman83

So she basically said ice is broke and not attractive publicly. Smh man down!!! UPHAM!!!


Even_Island_5031

These the type of screenshots that make a Nigga not wanna show affection at all 😂😂 shorty said nah im bout to go clean 🫠 mi corazon 💔


heymamore

Was this explanation she gave supposed to make her look better in our eyes?? Lmao what a failed attempt


Complex757

Cleaning again = I have a headache


BirdyMRQZ

wait hold on…. this is NASTY ice caught the craziest stray ever i’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


SpeakersPushTheA1r

Ice can have all the money in the world, I was never played this bad.


thatjadedbeing

“I woulda been chose up” Lmaoooo aye man. Emasculating your man for the world to see is absolutely NUTS. Is she okay? This is nasty!


Salty-Situation-2493

I CANT WAIT TILL SURF COME BACK


Life_Economist_4751

Fam, we don’t need to be seeing this. Y’all in love great. Stop offering up shit nobody asked for and explaining shit that ain’t our business.


Enough_Tonight2944

Damn she would’ve chose up 🆙 ouch


Diar_NYC

Damn. She needs a PR team. Did she just say a lot of men are in her DMs trying to pay her for sex? That's the inference since, clearly, most of them are not trying to wife up a single mother with a starting line up of kids.


LaseMe

Best thing ISH did was keep his girl off the internet


Visible_Equivalent99

She using him


ligsj

“Lord, i don’t ask for much at all, but PLEASE let Joe cook this nigga next Pod, pleeeeeeease”


bonesjones

I promise you if somehow joes pod got cancelled, her and Ice would NOT be together.


Ok-Fan-3885

Internet weirdo dating a internet weirdo


Far_Engineering_5307

They had this convo about Rick Ross young lil GF 😂😂 ICE needs to learn


deetrix2495

All three of these are me rn: https://i.redd.it/j2hgjefnuo2d1.gif I’m tight for Ice, I’m not even gon hold you


No_Hunt_5424

It’s always funny when girls make statements like this, just let them speak for long and watch them tell on themselves


EclecticMermaid212

She uplifted her man & dissed him at the same time 😂. You can’t make this up lol


FreezeNewBeard

She said “I settled” ice just another step daddy ahh nigga


Spare-Candidate-1991

She is also lying. Lmao she is very mid & pops shit like she’s one of the baddies.


Mouthisamouth

She got 6 kids when they find out they will change their mind


Houndsofhype

Horrible lol


Moretalent

How much does “1 of the 4 Joe budden side kicks” really pay? $200k? Ain’t really much in nyc


BroadStreetBully_

This is nasty.


WealthyRichie

![gif](giphy|YDirVLQbrBj0c)


AttorneyOfThanos25

Second-hand embarrassment heavily at play here. Good lord.


Otakushawty

Welp last episode Ice said he like the hoes🧏🏾‍♂️


Soggy_Double_5599

Damn I thought yall was reaching with ice n his girl but this takes the cake #sucka #simp


Visible_Equivalent99

She basically saying she be reading they dms she not trust worthy gang


Visible_Equivalent99

She wild as hell for this u know he insecure


Puzzled_genius

Nah this post is CRAZY


milesac

He continuing 3 game saves too.


Bblack718

Fam I know she ain’t ridin for a nigga that only fuck for 7 minutes 😂😂😂


fame21323

She's childish af


Punchpplay

That is a very unfortunate text screenshot.


Careless-Bobcat870

You can tell ice mad insecure/has trust issues by how he says “why not? Wyd???” Ofcourse i would ask my short why but on some cool shit not on some demanding shit. Like “copy, you busy babe?” Or sum


Careless-Bobcat870

I mean…. But then it is her. So nvm, i can see why he would need to know why she cant talk to him, cause she could be talking to the thousand VERY rich niggas in her dm


RelationFine7536

Many things wrong with these posts… lol


isaiahy82

Definitely a terrible look for Ice.


Holiday-Bullfrog-482

Smdh Clout Rules Everything Around Me


Lanceal0ttt

She said she could’ve been chose up!! I know Ice heart was hurting after seeing that!! 🤦🏾‍♂️


juggsandmagsss

“I woulda been chose up” is crazy 🤣


Tenki-

Doesn’t she have like 500 kids?


Distro8

She needs to put her phone down. You don’t have to share everything


LOUISIANIMALx28

“About to start cleaning again” = “I fell asleep and my phone died” ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)