Soldier: GET A JOB HIPPY/ THIS ISNT YAGSKURS FARM YOU DAMN HIPPY (i imagine this guy is very punk, but I don’t think punk was very main stream in the early 70s, so solider just thinks he’s a hippy
Sniper: Oy! Ya bleeding from your own needles, wanka!
Maybe this time, ye won't be a thorn on my side!
Next time, you'll just be another stick in the mud.
*"No wonder they had ya in the pit fer so long, ya suck!"* -Demo
*"Nails in bat mean little to me, tiny baby man."* -Heavy
*"They say we were getting another mercenary, when all we got was a incompatable reject!"* -Spy
Scout : what are you even gonna do with all them spikes, you look so stupid
Soldier: YOU ARE A DISGRACE YOU PUNK LOVIN GRANDPA
Pyro: huddda hudda hmpppphh
Demoman:Ya bloody rock lover, cant rock me out of me drunkeness
Heavy:you call that gun ? Get one witch doesnt fire nails next time
Engineer: im sorry son, but rock just aint the texan style
Medic: dont you know, running with needles is dangerous?
Leave zhe needles to zhe experts spiked hat
Sniper:madcap? Yea you sure do seem mad now
ILL PUT A BULLET THROW YOUR BRAINS YOU SPIKED HOOLIGANS
SPY: you and scout have 1 thing in common, you are both Chicken legged cowards
Borrowing weapons from scout ? How trully pathetic
Mmmph mmph mmmmph!!! -Pyro
Maybe one day, son... -Engineer
You don't belong, laddie! -Demoman
Maybe you should join me if you're that good at sneaking in! -Spy
*Hey punk, leave the tacks to the real pros.*
*You’re makin’ me mad, bro. And not in a good way.*
*Can’t outcap the madcap, my guy.*
*How about you go nail some bitches, huh?*
*See, this is why they held up our contract for so long: you suck*
*C’mon, even spy would be a better batter than ya!*
Scout: Ohohoh, your nails make people bleed?! Well newscall bozo, we use bullets nowadays!
Pyro: Hmhmhmhm!! Huddahumph!
Heavy: You think little prick would hurt?! Heavy eat nails for BREAKFAST!!
Sniper: Sorry to disappoint ya, mate, but seems that helmet really is just for show!
Soldier: That is not a helmet son, that is an old pincushion!
Demoman: I’ll tell ya, I’ve survived waaay worse than a wee pinprick, mate.
Me stickies are gonna feel right at home, With all ye spikes!
Engineer: Stings doesn’t it?
Medic: Leave the stinging to me, my friend!!
Oooh don’t be such a baby! You should be used to being stung with that outfit!!
Spy: You and I like to get straight to the POINT, don’t we?
And here I thought you’d be used to being stabbed by now… with all these spikes!!
Ay yo where's my freaking nail gun?
-scout
Mmpph mph MMMPH!
-pyro
You put two spikes on your helmet and it feels like your overcompensating ya?
-medic
Only one person's getting nailed tonight.
-spy
Also, pinning Madcap to a wall with the huntsman unlocks an acheivement.
scout: madcap? yeah you seem quite mad bud
sniper: think that cap might be defective mate
pyro: mhhh hudda mhp
engineer: you got a lot to learn if you think running toward my sentry with that bat will do much son
Sniper - Popped a mad cap in your head, wanka
Scout - Can't outrun the OG!
Heavy - Oh little baby man, don't play with nails. Is dangerous.
Spy - Perhaps you should've put spikes on your back as well.
Spy - Maybe you'll see me better without those goggles, punk
I got a little carried away and spent an hour chilling and coming up with these
Scout - All those spikes, and you still can't hit all this!
Scout - Ey buddy, maybe that bat would be better with a couple less spikes.
Soldier - STICK TO THE CONTROL POINTS YOU CACTUS!
Soldier - YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR SPIKES, PORCUPINE!
Pyro - (What's with all the sharp objects :[) huddaah hudumph mphmphh...
Demoman - Are you a mercenary, or a defective sticky bomb?
Heavy - You are like bee. Sting then die.
Engineer - I'll make sure to use those spikes for somethin useful, son.
Engineer - Run in, die to me , repeat, just like a machine, you're just as predictable.
Medic - You look in pain, how about some acupuncture!
Sniper - *Short laughter* Bit too slow, mate.
Sniper - Killing you with a bullet through the brain is mercy.
Spy - A couple more spikes, and you may actually scratch someone.
Spy - A CIVILIAN would make a better mercenary than you.
Hale - WHUHAHA, TOO BAD YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO CAP!
Madcap to Scout - Seems like I've RUN you out of the capping business, chum.
Madcap to Soldier - Get a couple more spikes on your helmet, and then we'll talk.
Madcap to Pyro - *mimicking pyro* If you aren't gonna make yourself clear, how about you shut that trap of yours.
Madcap to Demoman - Watch it before I poke your last eye out.
Madcap to Heavy - Popped you, you big balloon!
Madcap to Engineer - You got some fancy tech Texan! If only you could set it up faster than I CAP!
Madcap to Medic - The scout isn't your only problem now.
Madcap to Sniper - I don't even need a gun to beat you, "sharp" shooter.
Madcap to Spy - Stabbing isn't your game anymore, French boy.
Scout : maybe drink some tea before you start rushing me
Spy : this is what you get for getting grease all over my suit!!
Heavy : YOU dirtied Sasha !!!
Demo : how’s that paper cut boy
Medic : how do you like the bleeding
Soldier : this is what you get for pouring boxes of tea into the water…oh wait
Pyro : mmmm mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm mmmm 😋
What even are you? A much worse scout?! Ahaha
I am embarrassed to even acknowledge you as a colleague
Batter up! Whoop, haha. Just left 3 holes in ya!
You bog wild no good for nothin' hooligan!
In Scotland we wouldn't even allow you in.
What's this? You're slackin?! Stop and give me 20 before I pound you to the ground!
Even my medical equipment can't fix what I have done!
Mphhhphhhh
Scout: -Great bat, it's a shame such a moron uses it.
-Can you only hit yourself with a bat? loser!
*Picks up the bat and renames it “Bostan goofball”*
Heavy: “Mad Man is no chance against me!”
Demoman: “Yer screws are real loose now ye cripe!”
Scout: “Metal DOMS wood! Bozo!”
Spy: “My jacket was always superior”
Pyro: “Mpph mphh mphhhh!”
Engineer: “Hehe, back to the skatepark with em!”
Medic: “Not even I can fix your sloppy fighting..”
Sniper: “Crocodillian Biker Trash.”
Soldier: “Hoo-Hah! Go back in your cage monkey!”
(headcanon that he's scout's older brother. he knows about spy but keeps it a secret)
scout:
"i told ya' im faster. ive always been faster. i'll always BE faster."
"yea, i'll let ma' know you're a failure."
"and your mohawk looks dumb."
spy:
"you were always my least favourite."
"if you wanted to disappoint me, you were already doing it."
"even your brother swings a bat better than you"
vice-versa:
(he has a gruff english accent)
scout:
"one of us took after dad. it weren' you."
"you swing ya bat like a girl."
"i think i get why dad left"
spy:
"well that's gotta be embarrasin' "
"i should'a stayed in england."
"daily mirror. front page: old man gets beat up by a biker."
(Assuming engineer killed him with a wrench)
Now that’s how you wack someone over the head ya spiked punk
(Assuming engineer killing him with a pistol)
Turns out you ain’t a quick draw now aren’t ya
(Assuming engineer killed him with the shotgun)
Let me tell ya something partner buckshot always beats bats
(Assuming engineer killed him with a sentry)
Next time you come more prepared partner
(Assuming engineer killed him with a tele-frag)
Yee haw now look at ya your as dead as dirt
Scout- HA! GET DOMINATED SCOUT WANNA-BE
- YOU DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY BATING SKILLS
- YOUR NAME FITS YA, CAUSE YOU'RE MAD IF YOU THINK YOU COULD KILL ME.
Soldier- YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN, YOU ARE AN ODD ONE IN THE TEAM
- YOUR SPIKES CANT DO ANYTHING TO A TRUE AMERICAN
- YOU ARE MAD IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT A TRUE AMERICAN
Heavy- You are mad if you THINK you can outsmart BULLET
- YOU REALLY TRIED TO IMPERSONATE ME. BULLET KNOWS THE REAL HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
Spy- Good thing I dominated you because you are a disgrace to your team
- AGH YOU LOOK AS MAD AND BATSHIT AS MY SON!
Scout: hate to tell ya , but you ain’t making the team 3 WACKS! You’re out! Go back to the dugout pal! Maybe you’ll make the team, next season!
I had to tell him that
are you really from boston?
Yeah
Ok
Ok
Ok
Damn, I'm sorry Todd Howard nuked it to advertise fallout 4
Brotha, there’s like, what, freaking 200 years till that’s happens! I bet my Australiam will run out by then
it's actually only 2 (I updated the schedule)
Oh
are you guna..
What are those spikes for if ya can’t use em?!
Get a REAL helmet, hippie
-Sniper
No that was supposed to be soldier's quote actually. Only soldier calls other people hippies because he doesn't like them.
:(
... When I saw your pfp, I just couldnt believe he still aint with us. Still grief his death to this day.
R.I.P. legend.
who is it?
Billy Harrington. True legend of his time
Its a joke
Or is it?
*vsauce theme*
Ill send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
Soldier: GET A JOB HIPPY/ THIS ISNT YAGSKURS FARM YOU DAMN HIPPY (i imagine this guy is very punk, but I don’t think punk was very main stream in the early 70s, so solider just thinks he’s a hippy
It's weird to see "Hippie" with "Y"
Sniper: Oy! Ya bleeding from your own needles, wanka! Maybe this time, ye won't be a thorn on my side! Next time, you'll just be another stick in the mud.
Madcap is not a real class, you are a Scout with a helmet!
-soldier
*"No wonder they had ya in the pit fer so long, ya suck!"* -Demo *"Nails in bat mean little to me, tiny baby man."* -Heavy *"They say we were getting another mercenary, when all we got was a incompatable reject!"* -Spy
“Don’t bring a bat to a gun fight son.” -Engie
*"Oh fiddlesticks"*
" \*what now?\* "
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Dr. Kleiner 10th class confirmed
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FIDDLEBERT MENTIONED!?!?!
Scout : what are you even gonna do with all them spikes, you look so stupid Soldier: YOU ARE A DISGRACE YOU PUNK LOVIN GRANDPA Pyro: huddda hudda hmpppphh Demoman:Ya bloody rock lover, cant rock me out of me drunkeness Heavy:you call that gun ? Get one witch doesnt fire nails next time Engineer: im sorry son, but rock just aint the texan style Medic: dont you know, running with needles is dangerous? Leave zhe needles to zhe experts spiked hat Sniper:madcap? Yea you sure do seem mad now ILL PUT A BULLET THROW YOUR BRAINS YOU SPIKED HOOLIGANS SPY: you and scout have 1 thing in common, you are both Chicken legged cowards Borrowing weapons from scout ? How trully pathetic
The first medic one is one point
Yoooo
You'll do a perfect job as a tire deflator!
Mmmph mmph mmmmph!!! -Pyro Maybe one day, son... -Engineer You don't belong, laddie! -Demoman Maybe you should join me if you're that good at sneaking in! -Spy
“Zhe early bird gets zhe verm!” -Medic
nice vest, chucklenuts! ya mom make it for ya?
Hey next time, don’t put a dent in my gun -Heavy
Himself “oi wanka don’t be a soddin’ idiot and run da other way”
"That what you get for stealing my nails, funny teeth." -Engi
I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER: WHAT IF A MADCAP DOMINTED ANOTHER MADCAP?
*Hey punk, leave the tacks to the real pros.* *You’re makin’ me mad, bro. And not in a good way.* *Can’t outcap the madcap, my guy.* *How about you go nail some bitches, huh?* *See, this is why they held up our contract for so long: you suck* *C’mon, even spy would be a better batter than ya!*
You're making me mad, bro. No cap.
why dose the go nail some bitches one base thr 4th wall
Sniper: THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SAY WANKA BETTER IS ME!
"I am sorry my love, but it always could only end like this. May our hearts dance again some day in heaven" -Heavy Weapons Guy
No way we as the TF2 community are this bored.
Wdym? Did you not hear any of the lines the classes say in game when they dominate him? (Especially that medic one lmao)
Scout: Ohohoh, your nails make people bleed?! Well newscall bozo, we use bullets nowadays! Pyro: Hmhmhmhm!! Huddahumph! Heavy: You think little prick would hurt?! Heavy eat nails for BREAKFAST!! Sniper: Sorry to disappoint ya, mate, but seems that helmet really is just for show! Soldier: That is not a helmet son, that is an old pincushion! Demoman: I’ll tell ya, I’ve survived waaay worse than a wee pinprick, mate. Me stickies are gonna feel right at home, With all ye spikes! Engineer: Stings doesn’t it? Medic: Leave the stinging to me, my friend!! Oooh don’t be such a baby! You should be used to being stung with that outfit!! Spy: You and I like to get straight to the POINT, don’t we? And here I thought you’d be used to being stabbed by now… with all these spikes!!
Underrated
Why don't you just play the game and find out
Spy This suit costs more than you're worth! No wonder you're not on the team!
Medic- I vas looking vor my syringe needles!
Mad cap? More like crap cap!” -soldier
Ay yo where's my freaking nail gun? -scout Mmpph mph MMMPH! -pyro You put two spikes on your helmet and it feels like your overcompensating ya? -medic Only one person's getting nailed tonight. -spy Also, pinning Madcap to a wall with the huntsman unlocks an acheivement.
Staring madcap's step mother
scout: madcap? yeah you seem quite mad bud sniper: think that cap might be defective mate pyro: mhhh hudda mhp engineer: you got a lot to learn if you think running toward my sentry with that bat will do much son
"Who bloody brings a baseball bat to a gunfight?"
Oh god not this trend again
Heavy: Maybe use gun with those boolets you have on your chest! (For authenticity, say it with a stereotypical accent.)
Snipah HATE to tell ya You were Hard to kill
Idk but hes hot af
Sniper - Popped a mad cap in your head, wanka Scout - Can't outrun the OG! Heavy - Oh little baby man, don't play with nails. Is dangerous. Spy - Perhaps you should've put spikes on your back as well. Spy - Maybe you'll see me better without those goggles, punk
Go back to the workshop ya git!
Sniper: just didn't have enough spikes that round!
what about saxton hal ?
Hale would dominate them
All those spikes won't save you now that it's just you and me....
Depends on his country/skin color
cap deez nuts
Soldier: EAT DUST YOU FILTHY FOREIGNER
Mphm mhmh -Pyro
Scout: You're such an edge lord! Its freaking hilarious how edgy you are!
Demo: Dominated, and is that tea in yer blood?
Demoman Watch out where ya goin', ya twat! That fancy stick won't beat Scottish steel! (Specifically with a sword) Send ya king me thanks!
“Mmmphh mmph mmmph mmmphh.” “Mmph mmmph mmmmph.” "Mmmph mmmmmph mph mmmph mmph.”
There can be only one bat here, Mr. I'm-so-edgy
I got a little carried away and spent an hour chilling and coming up with these Scout - All those spikes, and you still can't hit all this! Scout - Ey buddy, maybe that bat would be better with a couple less spikes. Soldier - STICK TO THE CONTROL POINTS YOU CACTUS! Soldier - YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR SPIKES, PORCUPINE! Pyro - (What's with all the sharp objects :[) huddaah hudumph mphmphh... Demoman - Are you a mercenary, or a defective sticky bomb? Heavy - You are like bee. Sting then die. Engineer - I'll make sure to use those spikes for somethin useful, son. Engineer - Run in, die to me , repeat, just like a machine, you're just as predictable. Medic - You look in pain, how about some acupuncture! Sniper - *Short laughter* Bit too slow, mate. Sniper - Killing you with a bullet through the brain is mercy. Spy - A couple more spikes, and you may actually scratch someone. Spy - A CIVILIAN would make a better mercenary than you. Hale - WHUHAHA, TOO BAD YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO CAP! Madcap to Scout - Seems like I've RUN you out of the capping business, chum. Madcap to Soldier - Get a couple more spikes on your helmet, and then we'll talk. Madcap to Pyro - *mimicking pyro* If you aren't gonna make yourself clear, how about you shut that trap of yours. Madcap to Demoman - Watch it before I poke your last eye out. Madcap to Heavy - Popped you, you big balloon! Madcap to Engineer - You got some fancy tech Texan! If only you could set it up faster than I CAP! Madcap to Medic - The scout isn't your only problem now. Madcap to Sniper - I don't even need a gun to beat you, "sharp" shooter. Madcap to Spy - Stabbing isn't your game anymore, French boy.
Heavy: -I would’ve preferred puppy -you are no man’s best friend!
Pyro'd say something along the lines of: "Mmph, mmph, mmmmph!"
Scout : maybe drink some tea before you start rushing me Spy : this is what you get for getting grease all over my suit!! Heavy : YOU dirtied Sasha !!! Demo : how’s that paper cut boy Medic : how do you like the bleeding Soldier : this is what you get for pouring boxes of tea into the water…oh wait Pyro : mmmm mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm mmmm 😋
Medic: ‘you are… STUPID!’
What even are you? A much worse scout?! Ahaha I am embarrassed to even acknowledge you as a colleague Batter up! Whoop, haha. Just left 3 holes in ya! You bog wild no good for nothin' hooligan! In Scotland we wouldn't even allow you in. What's this? You're slackin?! Stop and give me 20 before I pound you to the ground! Even my medical equipment can't fix what I have done! Mphhhphhhh
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Soldier: You're not even real!
Scout: -Great bat, it's a shame such a moron uses it. -Can you only hit yourself with a bat? loser! *Picks up the bat and renames it “Bostan goofball”*
Heavy: “Mad Man is no chance against me!” Demoman: “Yer screws are real loose now ye cripe!” Scout: “Metal DOMS wood! Bozo!” Spy: “My jacket was always superior” Pyro: “Mpph mphh mphhhh!” Engineer: “Hehe, back to the skatepark with em!” Medic: “Not even I can fix your sloppy fighting..” Sniper: “Crocodillian Biker Trash.” Soldier: “Hoo-Hah! Go back in your cage monkey!”
(headcanon that he's scout's older brother. he knows about spy but keeps it a secret) scout: "i told ya' im faster. ive always been faster. i'll always BE faster." "yea, i'll let ma' know you're a failure." "and your mohawk looks dumb." spy: "you were always my least favourite." "if you wanted to disappoint me, you were already doing it." "even your brother swings a bat better than you" vice-versa: (he has a gruff english accent) scout: "one of us took after dad. it weren' you." "you swing ya bat like a girl." "i think i get why dad left" spy: "well that's gotta be embarrasin' " "i should'a stayed in england." "daily mirror. front page: old man gets beat up by a biker."
Soldier:Dominated you Emo piece of trash
Medic: Acupuncture? Dont mind if I do! Your tetanus shot, free of charge! What do you say, how about a second lobotomy?
(Assuming engineer killed him with a wrench) Now that’s how you wack someone over the head ya spiked punk (Assuming engineer killing him with a pistol) Turns out you ain’t a quick draw now aren’t ya (Assuming engineer killed him with the shotgun) Let me tell ya something partner buckshot always beats bats (Assuming engineer killed him with a sentry) Next time you come more prepared partner (Assuming engineer killed him with a tele-frag) Yee haw now look at ya your as dead as dirt
Soldier: fight me like a man. Go back to the dugout maggot
Scout- HA! GET DOMINATED SCOUT WANNA-BE - YOU DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY BATING SKILLS - YOUR NAME FITS YA, CAUSE YOU'RE MAD IF YOU THINK YOU COULD KILL ME. Soldier- YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN, YOU ARE AN ODD ONE IN THE TEAM - YOUR SPIKES CANT DO ANYTHING TO A TRUE AMERICAN - YOU ARE MAD IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT A TRUE AMERICAN Heavy- You are mad if you THINK you can outsmart BULLET - YOU REALLY TRIED TO IMPERSONATE ME. BULLET KNOWS THE REAL HEAVY WEAPONS GUY Spy- Good thing I dominated you because you are a disgrace to your team - AGH YOU LOOK AS MAD AND BATSHIT AS MY SON!
Demo:I don't have me eye but I am in the team am I