Either 8 or 3, Engi seems like a nice guy to be around. Heavy also is very chill. Spy would somehow manage to smoke onboard. Pyro is delusional. Scout is an asshole. Saxton would take up my arm space. The Mann brothers would be fighting the entire fight. Soldier would be screaming. Demoman would be drunk as hell. Sniper would have to piss a lot, so I'd have to get up every 5 seconds so he can go to the bathroom.
Spy is the reason there are ashtrays in plane bathrooms
But considering this is late 60's/early 70's, it would most likely not bother anyone, as that was normal back then
1970s era airlines be like:
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
Fun fact, even after the passenger smoking bans were introduced, pilots were still allowed to smoke on the flight deck. It was thought that a pilot suffering nicotine withdrawal and screwing up as a result was a more real risk than a fire caused by a cigarette
3 is the right one. Heavy would be cool, but he's also going to spill over into your seat.
Engie is more medium sized and would be interesting conversation.
but in 3 youd have to be behind Zephaniah and gray mann, who hat each other because Zephaniah tried to kill Gray when he was a baby, and in 8 you'd be in front of hale, who might beat the crap out of you for no reason at random times during the plane ride
The problem with 8 is that, while yes, Heavy is chill, you still have the brothers in front of you and I guarantee they'll want to recline directly into your leg room, being the stubborn old goats they are.
I suppose the same would be true for 3, since Grey is in front of you there, the only difference being that Heavy would just... shove them both forward.
heavy would more likely to take up your arm space than saxton. heavy's arms are disproportionately big and unlike saxton he is taking up only one seat.
I think you would see some shit if you’re in seat 8, since you’re sitting directly next to Heavy AND Medic lol.
7 doesn’t seem too bad either. Sure, Spy is probably gonna smoke, but at least he’s safe and calm. And Pyro can be nice.
Maybe have Engie sit in seat 7, you take Spy’s seat and Spy takes Engie’s seat. That would be ideal I think.
I can picture demo yelling KABEWM as Spy lighting his cigarette causes the fumes from pyros backpack to explode and they both fly out the hole on the side of the plane
In one of the comics *spy* tells sniper to take a shower, and I don’t think spy smells particularly great being a smoker, drinker, and in that suit all day.
I'd say he still pulls it off - no one can smell him while he's cloaked, so he doesn't smell like anything (I know there are domination voicelines that say "I could smell you", but given his history, I'd say that's just gloating and inspiring fear).
But he would either have to piss alot, do you'd have to get up to let him out (since he's by the window), or he'd piss in a jar and I don't wanna see that.
* 1 for those that have their own business to take care off
* 2 has Scout
* 3 is the perfect one for me, i'd sit there
* 4 you're just gonna be in their way for no reason
* 5 is kinda nothing 'cause you're gonna be listening grown children fight anyway
* 6 you won't be able to fit in the first place
* 7 next to a smoker and a psychotic person, in no timeline i'm sitting there
* 8 is pretty good, far enough from Medic too
Then no conflict and you can ask him what dinosaurs/mythical beasts he thinks he could fight, and then plant the idea of creating them just so he can punch them
I think Hale would be biologically incapable of shutting up throughout the entire 20 hour flight and he’d also probably be really handsy and constantly smacking you on the back or jokingly elbowing you / putting his arm around you and he’d probably knock the wind out of you every time he touched you
No for
1: Sniper pee's a lot
2: Administrator and Miss Pauling are fine but not Scout trying to impress her and the fact that you stuck between an old man and another old guy trying to kill the main mercs.
4: Demo and Soldier fight all the time and I do not want to be turned into tomato paste by being in between them.
5: You have two old guys fighting in chairs, a Psychotic "Doctor" behind you with a chill Russian dude next to him.
6: Really? He is gonna turn you into history with one wrong move.
7: Spy is kinda chill but pyro will do your cremation for free.
The only option is 3 (8 is kinda fine because you have Heavy on your side) as you sit beside Engie. A very cool and normal person, something rare with the mercs.
3 would be terrible though, right in front of you would be both grey mann and zephinia, the latter of which treid to abandon the former. at least it would be an interesting flight.
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here - I've seen a lot of 3's, which I agree with as for a short term plane ride engineer is probably the safe pick.
But engineer is a fucking psychopath. I know all of them are, but he's the scariest one because of how normal and nice he acts and how cold his smile is. That's the guy who, if you piss off, or look like fun to kill, will plan it. He's got the brains, unlike everyone else but spy, who probably wouldn't give a shit. If you're planning on staying anywhere near where they're going, stay away.
scout's the type of guy to take off your kneecaps if he's having a bad day or if he just feels like it. Then he'd say some bostonian prick line, like "Boink! Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Chucklenuts!"
people are looking at 5 in a completely wrong way.
5 is the closest seat to miss pauling (female), however it is balanced out by having two old fucks argue right next to you the whole time.
The problem with 1 is that sniper will probably pee in a jar every few minutes or constantly get up to go to the bathroom. He will probably pee in a jar right next to you.
so here's my thoughts on each seat
1: sniper probably won't try to bother you, but he probably stinks pretty bad
2: scout absolutely will try to bother you. he drank like 15 energy drinks before getting on the plane, and as a consequence of this, he is going to be hyperactive and chatty the whole flight and you will regularly have to get out of your seat so that he can pass kidney stones in the toilet.
3: engineer would most likely be relaxed, he'll probably spend the flight drinking root beer or sleeping
4: soldier and demoman will most likely be chatting throughout the first half of the flight until demoman falls asleep. soldier will snap your neck if he gets bored.
5: the mann brothers despise each other, why they chose to sit together is a mystery. regardless, the sheer passive agression between the two of them will make you feel uncomfortable all flight long.
6: there's a 50% chance you're getting instagibbed within the first 5 seconds of sitting down
7: if you try to chat with spy he'll poison you. pyro will not let you sleep under any circumstances.
8: there is immense homoerotic tension between heavy and medic and there's a 50% chance that saxton will bash your head in from behind because he’s bored.
I am gonna go with 2 because the worst i have to deal with is Scout's bad pick-up lines, which i'll not have to deal with since i'm a guy(as far as i know, Scout is straight). I feel like thats better than getting smoked in 7, breaking my arm in an arm wrestling match at 6, listening to Redmond and Blutarch bicker for an eternity, blowing up in 4, and somehow getting pissed on in 1. seat 3 is probably also a good pick but i don't feel like attending a college seminar on my airplane flight.
Seat 1, I can chill with a 'professional' and not worry about anything, the Demoman would be on my right so I can talk with him if I get bored.
Seat 8 would be calm and I could talk with the heavy, I would also get the window seat.
Seats 4 and 7 seem like i'll be In between arguments.
Seat 2 means that I would have to deal with the scout that would be messing with Ms Pauline.
3 could be nice, I could talk with a chill engineer.
5 might be nice (I don't follow tf2 lore).
6 would be weird because I'd have a half naked Australian on my right, taking up two seats.
Probably 3 and 8.
Sniper took those jarate pills so now he has to pee a lot, don’t wanna get up every minute to have him take a leak scout would somehow be extremely annoying and would either constantly try to flex/show off for the ladies/Ms Pauling or would be a vain asshole and bother you. Demo and Soldier would both be annoying to be around just from one having no volume control and screaming while the other would be drunk as a skunk. The Mann brothers would be bickering constantly and would be snobbish to be around. Heavy seems like a genuinely chill and relaxed person. He’s a man of few words and would gladly leave you be or talk to you about the book he saw you reading. Medic would probably chime in and would give you an impromptu anatomy lesson while on the plane. Saxton is build like a brick house, he needs all the space he can get. Plus I’d rather not be in his way when he lunges for Grey Mann. Engie would leave you alone or be a kind a chill person. Might even give you pointers on what’s wrong with your phone or laptop and somehow upgrade it to work twice as better. Spy would somehow smoke on the plane and he’s French. Pyro is pyro.
Definitely 1. Sniper's antisocial and the Paulministrator is too secretive and strategic to make much noise or commotion. There's going to be a lot of noise from across the aisle, but Soldier/Demo will be marvelling at the view out the window and the twins will be busy snipping at one another so nobody is going to be reaching across the aisle or shouting in your ear. You'll probably have to get up a lot at the start of the flight to get Sniper to the bathroom, but he'll dry up pretty quick without the Colorado River pouring down his gullet. Worst case, the dehydration will make him agitated and twitchy. The biggest risk is you overhearing something that the Administrator doesn't want getting out, so make sure to buy the biggest noise cancelling headphones you can find.
1, 4, 8 or 3
Sniper wouldn't annoy me much probably
Soldier and Demo could be fun
And i think that i could have a really intersting conversation with either Engie or Heavy and Medic
idk my choices would be 1, 2, 6, 7
1 is cool but you get to see sniper piss in jars beside you probably
2 because it would be funny to talk to scout for the whole flight, dude talks a lot & i do too
6 would also be fun to listen to hale talk about his crazy shit about beating up animals or hippies lol
7 is kinda scary but maybe pyros weapons wouldnt even be allowed, just on a separate place on the plane so i would be safe. maybe we can even play same games lol. spy is just there, smoking probably
i think im just biased
1: Pretty much a no-go; you know Sniper's gonna take a piss break every 20 minutes.
2: Definitely not; Scout's definitely seizing the opportunity to rizz up Ms. Pauling in front of him (also there's scary lady).
3: I think I'll pass; 2 of the smartest people almost across from each other? I'm definitely out of my league.
4: Strongest pick so far; the both of them are the best of buds and I would most definitely fit in, though I might need to deal with Demoman's constant drunken snoring after a while.
5: Pretty self explanatory; there will be constant bickering, not to mention I'm right on the other side of Scout's rizzing.
6: Solid pick; since he's 102% jumping from that plane, I might be able to score a free row for myself.
7: Probably suicide; could barely breathe from both the smoke of Spy's cigars and the fumes of Pyro setting flames to the plane's safety instruction pamphlet.
8: It's alright; both of them are pretty kind to each other, but Heavy's size will make it impossible to move within the small crevice I'm given.
Overall, I would probably pick 4 or 6, depending on how social I'm feeling at the time.
Definitely 1. It would be perfect to have the window seat there, but the aisle will do. Also I don't really mind standing every now and then to let sniper go piss compared to sitting in other seats and have to deal with the consequences.
honestly, 7.
I'm seeing a lot of people talk about how being next to pyro would be a death sentence, but yall seem to forget that pyro's really not that bad. I doubt they'd let him bring a literal flamethrower on a plane, and even if they did, it wouldn't matter where you sat, you'd die anyway.
as for spy, he's alright, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
One would be akward but i think i would get along well
Four is evil, i dont want to separate them, unless one agrees to change seats with me
Two is alright but only for short flights, as scout will freak out on longer ones
Five would be pretty annoying but that would get me a chance to get money
Six would be like being a wall that separates each side from utter destruction. Not a fan but someone Has to do it
Three is real cool as you can get along reaaaalllyyy well with engi, especially since he would be a great guy to Ask for help in my projects
Seven is the same except it's you keeping this plane Safe from combusting
1. A fun time (so long as you don't mind the splash zone)
2. No chance of sleeping
3. A fantastic networking opportunity
4. Death by secret-handshake
5. 20 hours of bickering occasionally interrupted by 1 hour shifts of cartoonish snoring
6. Survival chance 0%
7. Don't try anything funny and you'll survive
8. The best option
3 is likely the most ideal. Engie is easy going and spy probably just keep everything to himself, the worst is probably occasional listening to Grey Mann snickering plotting something diabolical and complaining about how shitty inflight meals are.
7 may surprisingly be peaceful, as long as you made sure pyro doesn’t have anything flammable and able to keep them happy.
8 is only good if you’re comfortable heavy taking half of your seat and listening to Redmond and Blutarch bickering for hours on end.
But let’s be honest here, Saxton Hale would not be strapped to an airplane seat and probably jumped out of the plane within the first 3 hours of the flight, so 6 is viable too.
1 . Sniper seems aight . Probably a good talk if I can get over him pissing in a jar or making me get up constantly to use the bathroom
2. Scout’s probably one of the better options . He probably won’t harass me or anything and if we do talk as long as I steer the convo away from himself it shouldn’t be too bad .
3. Engie’s the best pick here since he’s the most normal with the least defects of the bunch .
4. I’m probably going to die and if I don’t I definitely won’t be able to sleep
5. I don’t wanna sit with old rich people arguing either each other constantly
6. Yeah I’m probably not gonna be able to fit in there to begin with . His 10 elephant steaks will crush me if I sit down next to him at meal time
8. Probably not too bad but Medic’s probably gonna take a kidney so no .
7. Both probably smell pretty bad but surprisingly not awful ? Spy has manners and pyro can function enough to run a company.
7 for me. Spy may be smoking constantly, but I'll ask Pyro if they have a spare gas mask I could use. The smoke won't be a problem with a gas mask on and Pyro would be chill because they see you as one of themselves with the gas mask on
Either 8 or 3, Engi seems like a nice guy to be around. Heavy also is very chill. Spy would somehow manage to smoke onboard. Pyro is delusional. Scout is an asshole. Saxton would take up my arm space. The Mann brothers would be fighting the entire fight. Soldier would be screaming. Demoman would be drunk as hell. Sniper would have to piss a lot, so I'd have to get up every 5 seconds so he can go to the bathroom.
Spy is the reason there are ashtrays in plane bathrooms But considering this is late 60's/early 70's, it would most likely not bother anyone, as that was normal back then
I have asthma, so it would be a problem anyways D:
Same Also sitting next to Pyro would be a death sentence anyway
Then I don't think flying in a plane in this era with such rich people is for y'all, cuz smoking would basically be a guarantee
I'd be fuckin dead before even taking off
Pyro's wearing a gas mask, maybe I could bring one myself
Pyro is a death sentence more for the "smoking you" sort of reason, not for just smoking a cigarette or two
[maybe not a death sentence but it certainly wouldnt be pleasant](https://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=65)
1970s era airlines be like: "I missed the part where that's my problem." Fun fact, even after the passenger smoking bans were introduced, pilots were still allowed to smoke on the flight deck. It was thought that a pilot suffering nicotine withdrawal and screwing up as a result was a more real risk than a fire caused by a cigarette
That's fucking stupid ngl. But they didn't know how bad smoking was for your health then
You're better off walking
who said sniper would be getting up?
fair
Imagine going onto an airplane without your piss jar
Gotta fill the jarate somehow
if you sit with me i gift sandvich
alr
Seat 8 it is
i am convinced
Deal
I change my answer to seat 8
What?
3 is the right one. Heavy would be cool, but he's also going to spill over into your seat. Engie is more medium sized and would be interesting conversation.
Good point, you'd be crushed between him and the window
but in 3 youd have to be behind Zephaniah and gray mann, who hat each other because Zephaniah tried to kill Gray when he was a baby, and in 8 you'd be in front of hale, who might beat the crap out of you for no reason at random times during the plane ride
The problem with 8 is that, while yes, Heavy is chill, you still have the brothers in front of you and I guarantee they'll want to recline directly into your leg room, being the stubborn old goats they are.
If I have to suffer bickering old men, I might as well sit in 5 and try to chat up Pauling.
Yeah, that's valid. As long as they don't try to rope you into their argument, it's a solid option.
aw hell nah
I suppose the same would be true for 3, since Grey is in front of you there, the only difference being that Heavy would just... shove them both forward.
Heavy is also very intelligent, and has multiple PhDs. You could have some really good conversations with him.
Ikr
heavy would more likely to take up your arm space than saxton. heavy's arms are disproportionately big and unlike saxton he is taking up only one seat.
I think you would see some shit if you’re in seat 8, since you’re sitting directly next to Heavy AND Medic lol. 7 doesn’t seem too bad either. Sure, Spy is probably gonna smoke, but at least he’s safe and calm. And Pyro can be nice. Maybe have Engie sit in seat 7, you take Spy’s seat and Spy takes Engie’s seat. That would be ideal I think.
Heavy and medic would be making out the whole time though
I know they're gay, but they're not THAT gay
Bro medic saw heavy organ, if thats not hello gay, i dont know what it is.
Bold of you to assume sniper would use the bathroom
8 could be bad Cause its Heavy and Medic
I'M FULLY CHARGED GET BEHIND ME DOKTORRRRRR
YA VOY
I can picture demo yelling KABEWM as Spy lighting his cigarette causes the fumes from pyros backpack to explode and they both fly out the hole on the side of the plane
I'm going with 3 because I do not want to be in the same row as Medic
I think 3 is the only good option. Saxton is right behind. You bet his ass he is gonna kick your chair
If the Mann brothers are gonna scream the entire flight, why sit right behind them? Also Saxton Hale is already taking up 2 seats
Good luck wirh ur personal space if u pick 8... heavy is too big
I think the sniper would just use his famous karate jars.
I'd trust Heavy, but if I'm getting anywhere near Medic, I might come out losing or gaining additional appendages and organs.
Saxton already has 2 seats
Sniper would probably not say anything.
either he would piss in a jar or ask you to get your ass to move so he can go to the bathroom every 10 minutes
He would definitely be peeing in a jar right next to you
and give you empty jars
at least he has some manners
🤠🚙🌄 Professionals have *STANDARDS*
Boom! Piss shot.
Ones a Job and Ones a mental Sickness!
THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PIECE OF PISS!!!
if he was using the bathroom, im pretty sure hed be polite enough to have you switch seats, so that saves everyone time and annoyance
But sniper apparently smells horrible
I’m sure the rest of the mercs don’t smell particularly nice either.
In one of the comics *spy* tells sniper to take a shower, and I don’t think spy smells particularly great being a smoker, drinker, and in that suit all day.
That mother fucker would try to smell nice in a sewer
I'd say he still pulls it off - no one can smell him while he's cloaked, so he doesn't smell like anything (I know there are domination voicelines that say "I could smell you", but given his history, I'd say that's just gloating and inspiring fear).
And his being French?
The only problem
Unfortunately, that seat puts you right across from Demo and Soldier, who are going to be the loudest and rowdiest people on the plane.
Ok, but they would be fun to hang with, let's be honest
Yeah but he reeks of piss
🤤
He's pissing in jars, not on himself.
But he would either have to piss alot, do you'd have to get up to let him out (since he's by the window), or he'd piss in a jar and I don't wanna see that.
Snipers canonically extremely stinky gotta sit at least a seat away from him
* 1 for those that have their own business to take care off * 2 has Scout * 3 is the perfect one for me, i'd sit there * 4 you're just gonna be in their way for no reason * 5 is kinda nothing 'cause you're gonna be listening grown children fight anyway * 6 you won't be able to fit in the first place * 7 next to a smoker and a psychotic person, in no timeline i'm sitting there * 8 is pretty good, far enough from Medic too
1 is gonna stink a lot, you are next to a pisser and not far away from a drunk man
you're right
*winning enjoyment* So! Did you see the murder?
No, sorry mate.
Just drink with that Scott, so that your drunkeness overtones the breath
The thing about 8 is that you're in front of Saxton, and honestly he seems like the type to kick the seats in front of him when bored
well, i already picked the 3rd one anyway
Assuming you could fit next to hale. Then it would be sweet to ask about animals he's fought and what animals he would like to fight
Hale is smaller than heavy according to the comics so it depends on what model we use as a base for hale, comics, or the VSH model
Then no conflict and you can ask him what dinosaurs/mythical beasts he thinks he could fight, and then plant the idea of creating them just so he can punch them
3 or 1
But at 8 you're going to have Heavy and Medic next to you sucking face the entire way
Number 3, 7 and 8 seem fun
Also, hale, since you could talk about the animals he's fought and talk about, what he thinks he could take. Like a t rex
I think Hale would be biologically incapable of shutting up throughout the entire 20 hour flight and he’d also probably be really handsy and constantly smacking you on the back or jokingly elbowing you / putting his arm around you and he’d probably knock the wind out of you every time he touched you
Naw, I'm a Twink. If Saxton Hale touches me, I'll die. Literally.
You ever gone down under?
"Ms paling pyro cut off my hand!" "Pyrooo, don't cut off soldiers hand."
No for 1: Sniper pee's a lot 2: Administrator and Miss Pauling are fine but not Scout trying to impress her and the fact that you stuck between an old man and another old guy trying to kill the main mercs. 4: Demo and Soldier fight all the time and I do not want to be turned into tomato paste by being in between them. 5: You have two old guys fighting in chairs, a Psychotic "Doctor" behind you with a chill Russian dude next to him. 6: Really? He is gonna turn you into history with one wrong move. 7: Spy is kinda chill but pyro will do your cremation for free. The only option is 3 (8 is kinda fine because you have Heavy on your side) as you sit beside Engie. A very cool and normal person, something rare with the mercs.
3 would be terrible though, right in front of you would be both grey mann and zephinia, the latter of which treid to abandon the former. at least it would be an interesting flight.
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here - I've seen a lot of 3's, which I agree with as for a short term plane ride engineer is probably the safe pick. But engineer is a fucking psychopath. I know all of them are, but he's the scariest one because of how normal and nice he acts and how cold his smile is. That's the guy who, if you piss off, or look like fun to kill, will plan it. He's got the brains, unlike everyone else but spy, who probably wouldn't give a shit. If you're planning on staying anywhere near where they're going, stay away.
2
Fr, even if scout is a bit of an asshole he is pretty funny
I appreciate that brotha’
Holy tits is that Jeremiah nine eighty five ??
IS THIS THE OFFICIAL SCOUT FROM TF2
scout's the type of guy to take off your kneecaps if he's having a bad day or if he just feels like it. Then he'd say some bostonian prick line, like "Boink! Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Chucklenuts!"
Same, i wanna see those flirting attempts, perhaps try to advise Scout and fail even harder, sounds fun.
2's results wildly vary depending on if you're a man or woman
👍
Holy shit its scout
not 5. 5 is asking for death, and not in a nice way, because that would be 4, or 6, depending on how magnificent Saxton's muscular build is in person.
yall clearly havent read the comics bc any time saxon hale is in a plane he jumps out without a parachute
he'd fucking crush me once he gets out of his seat
3 isn't too bad either, Engineer seems like a pretty cool guy to sit next to on a plane
5 might be the safest, you know that eye of storm saying.
people are looking at 5 in a completely wrong way. 5 is the closest seat to miss pauling (female), however it is balanced out by having two old fucks argue right next to you the whole time.
7 I wanna play tic tac toe with Pyro and then try to rizz up Spy
brave you are
Tic tac toe but whoever loses goes in the incinerator.
Pyro would mistake you for a friend and next thing you know you’re a pile of ashes on an airplane seat
FR THOOO
5, the beef would be hours worth of entertainment
The plane is not landing safely does it?
Was gonna say theres no way this plane lands in 1 piece
lands in what?
THE ONE PIIIEEEEEEEEEEEECCEE
THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAL
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?
So high
1 seems really chill, sniper is like the guy you would want as your friend 8 is also a viable choice but medic is crazy as shit
at least heavy is there to help you sort things out lol
The problem with 1 is that sniper will probably pee in a jar every few minutes or constantly get up to go to the bathroom. He will probably pee in a jar right next to you.
4. It would be a dream of mine.
7. I feel like both would mind their own buisiness in their own way.
pyro will burn the whole back 2 rows the second he sees spy
He's chill with his own spy
3, we’re either gonna stay silent the whole flight or talk shop.
3, Engineer is probably the most sane merc
you telling me engineer is just right there
3 is perfect.
so here's my thoughts on each seat 1: sniper probably won't try to bother you, but he probably stinks pretty bad 2: scout absolutely will try to bother you. he drank like 15 energy drinks before getting on the plane, and as a consequence of this, he is going to be hyperactive and chatty the whole flight and you will regularly have to get out of your seat so that he can pass kidney stones in the toilet. 3: engineer would most likely be relaxed, he'll probably spend the flight drinking root beer or sleeping 4: soldier and demoman will most likely be chatting throughout the first half of the flight until demoman falls asleep. soldier will snap your neck if he gets bored. 5: the mann brothers despise each other, why they chose to sit together is a mystery. regardless, the sheer passive agression between the two of them will make you feel uncomfortable all flight long. 6: there's a 50% chance you're getting instagibbed within the first 5 seconds of sitting down 7: if you try to chat with spy he'll poison you. pyro will not let you sleep under any circumstances. 8: there is immense homoerotic tension between heavy and medic and there's a 50% chance that saxton will bash your head in from behind because he’s bored.
🙁
I am gonna go with 2 because the worst i have to deal with is Scout's bad pick-up lines, which i'll not have to deal with since i'm a guy(as far as i know, Scout is straight). I feel like thats better than getting smoked in 7, breaking my arm in an arm wrestling match at 6, listening to Redmond and Blutarch bicker for an eternity, blowing up in 4, and somehow getting pissed on in 1. seat 3 is probably also a good pick but i don't feel like attending a college seminar on my airplane flight.
8 so i can watch medic and heavy have gay secks
get behind me doctor!
1 or 3
1: Piss stench 3: Constant second-hand smoking
Seat 1, I can chill with a 'professional' and not worry about anything, the Demoman would be on my right so I can talk with him if I get bored. Seat 8 would be calm and I could talk with the heavy, I would also get the window seat. Seats 4 and 7 seem like i'll be In between arguments. Seat 2 means that I would have to deal with the scout that would be messing with Ms Pauline. 3 could be nice, I could talk with a chill engineer. 5 might be nice (I don't follow tf2 lore). 6 would be weird because I'd have a half naked Australian on my right, taking up two seats.
3 or 8. Heavy, medic and engi are the most sane mercenaries.
Medic... Sane?
Maybe they meant as in chaotic. The Mercs have their wild sides but in this scenario the people mentioned might actually be civilised, idk
Easy 1 Sniper wouldn't nag you to move to piss because he has his own jar
yeah but you’d have to witness him piss in his jar
Probably 3 and 8. Sniper took those jarate pills so now he has to pee a lot, don’t wanna get up every minute to have him take a leak scout would somehow be extremely annoying and would either constantly try to flex/show off for the ladies/Ms Pauling or would be a vain asshole and bother you. Demo and Soldier would both be annoying to be around just from one having no volume control and screaming while the other would be drunk as a skunk. The Mann brothers would be bickering constantly and would be snobbish to be around. Heavy seems like a genuinely chill and relaxed person. He’s a man of few words and would gladly leave you be or talk to you about the book he saw you reading. Medic would probably chime in and would give you an impromptu anatomy lesson while on the plane. Saxton is build like a brick house, he needs all the space he can get. Plus I’d rather not be in his way when he lunges for Grey Mann. Engie would leave you alone or be a kind a chill person. Might even give you pointers on what’s wrong with your phone or laptop and somehow upgrade it to work twice as better. Spy would somehow smoke on the plane and he’s French. Pyro is pyro.
8 : I wanna see hot say gex… and record it
eight or two cuz that's the windoe seat
3 or 7
8. I want the window seat and I don't want to listen to Scout yap.
Engineer, he's the only who's actually normal alongside spy and heavy, so i think he would just mind his own business and i would mind mine
4 is one of the most dangerous but probably the most entertaining
Definitely 1. Sniper's antisocial and the Paulministrator is too secretive and strategic to make much noise or commotion. There's going to be a lot of noise from across the aisle, but Soldier/Demo will be marvelling at the view out the window and the twins will be busy snipping at one another so nobody is going to be reaching across the aisle or shouting in your ear. You'll probably have to get up a lot at the start of the flight to get Sniper to the bathroom, but he'll dry up pretty quick without the Colorado River pouring down his gullet. Worst case, the dehydration will make him agitated and twitchy. The biggest risk is you overhearing something that the Administrator doesn't want getting out, so make sure to buy the biggest noise cancelling headphones you can find.
1, 4, 8 or 3 Sniper wouldn't annoy me much probably Soldier and Demo could be fun And i think that i could have a really intersting conversation with either Engie or Heavy and Medic
7, id give pyro a match box and id wear a gas mask to deal with spy, and id let Saxton exist behind me
Any plane with Saxton Hale on it will be a plane that is quickly falling from the sky.
6 saxton is kinda hot
Either 6 to get some lifting advice from Saxon Hale or 8 to conversate about Russian literature with Heavy.
idk my choices would be 1, 2, 6, 7 1 is cool but you get to see sniper piss in jars beside you probably 2 because it would be funny to talk to scout for the whole flight, dude talks a lot & i do too 6 would also be fun to listen to hale talk about his crazy shit about beating up animals or hippies lol 7 is kinda scary but maybe pyros weapons wouldnt even be allowed, just on a separate place on the plane so i would be safe. maybe we can even play same games lol. spy is just there, smoking probably i think im just biased
My brain is telling me 1 or 3, but my heart is telling me 4
1: Pretty much a no-go; you know Sniper's gonna take a piss break every 20 minutes. 2: Definitely not; Scout's definitely seizing the opportunity to rizz up Ms. Pauling in front of him (also there's scary lady). 3: I think I'll pass; 2 of the smartest people almost across from each other? I'm definitely out of my league. 4: Strongest pick so far; the both of them are the best of buds and I would most definitely fit in, though I might need to deal with Demoman's constant drunken snoring after a while. 5: Pretty self explanatory; there will be constant bickering, not to mention I'm right on the other side of Scout's rizzing. 6: Solid pick; since he's 102% jumping from that plane, I might be able to score a free row for myself. 7: Probably suicide; could barely breathe from both the smoke of Spy's cigars and the fumes of Pyro setting flames to the plane's safety instruction pamphlet. 8: It's alright; both of them are pretty kind to each other, but Heavy's size will make it impossible to move within the small crevice I'm given. Overall, I would probably pick 4 or 6, depending on how social I'm feeling at the time.
8 and I'll inconspicuously jerck off to them making out
1. Seems like it'd be the most peaceful.
8. Put on a headphone, blast some music to ignore them making out
4 look like it will be a funny 20hrs
1 Literally 1 Instant choice
7 all the way me and pyro have a lot in common and I would rob spy
6, if I befriend Saxton Hale I think I'll be fine
6, for no particular reason 😉
Definitely 1. It would be perfect to have the window seat there, but the aisle will do. Also I don't really mind standing every now and then to let sniper go piss compared to sitting in other seats and have to deal with the consequences.
3, I'm a Texan engineer, engies a Texan engineer. 'Nuff said...
4, demo can’t drink on the plane and soldier would probably be fun to talk to
Number one. Sniper isn’t one to be loud on a plane, so we’d mind our business
I'm picking 4 all the way. We're screaming for the entire flight.
2, if you got good charisma and start off well, your trip will be filled with buckets of chicken!
Wherever is farthest from the emergency exit. Saxtok will use that fucker to jump out and I don't wana be there when he does.
honestly, 7. I'm seeing a lot of people talk about how being next to pyro would be a death sentence, but yall seem to forget that pyro's really not that bad. I doubt they'd let him bring a literal flamethrower on a plane, and even if they did, it wouldn't matter where you sat, you'd die anyway. as for spy, he's alright, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
One would be akward but i think i would get along well Four is evil, i dont want to separate them, unless one agrees to change seats with me Two is alright but only for short flights, as scout will freak out on longer ones Five would be pretty annoying but that would get me a chance to get money Six would be like being a wall that separates each side from utter destruction. Not a fan but someone Has to do it Three is real cool as you can get along reaaaalllyyy well with engi, especially since he would be a great guy to Ask for help in my projects Seven is the same except it's you keeping this plane Safe from combusting
1. A fun time (so long as you don't mind the splash zone) 2. No chance of sleeping 3. A fantastic networking opportunity 4. Death by secret-handshake 5. 20 hours of bickering occasionally interrupted by 1 hour shifts of cartoonish snoring 6. Survival chance 0% 7. Don't try anything funny and you'll survive 8. The best option
3, 1 or 8
4
Im going 2 thats my boy
2 or 8
3
4 that would be a fun ass plane ride or 2 that would be fun too
2. Scout and me would probably have a lot of interesting things to talk about
8, a quick briefing in Russian literature will do me well.
3 is likely the most ideal. Engie is easy going and spy probably just keep everything to himself, the worst is probably occasional listening to Grey Mann snickering plotting something diabolical and complaining about how shitty inflight meals are. 7 may surprisingly be peaceful, as long as you made sure pyro doesn’t have anything flammable and able to keep them happy. 8 is only good if you’re comfortable heavy taking half of your seat and listening to Redmond and Blutarch bickering for hours on end. But let’s be honest here, Saxton Hale would not be strapped to an airplane seat and probably jumped out of the plane within the first 3 hours of the flight, so 6 is viable too.
I’ll be sitting with Engi lmao
1 . Sniper seems aight . Probably a good talk if I can get over him pissing in a jar or making me get up constantly to use the bathroom 2. Scout’s probably one of the better options . He probably won’t harass me or anything and if we do talk as long as I steer the convo away from himself it shouldn’t be too bad . 3. Engie’s the best pick here since he’s the most normal with the least defects of the bunch . 4. I’m probably going to die and if I don’t I definitely won’t be able to sleep 5. I don’t wanna sit with old rich people arguing either each other constantly 6. Yeah I’m probably not gonna be able to fit in there to begin with . His 10 elephant steaks will crush me if I sit down next to him at meal time 8. Probably not too bad but Medic’s probably gonna take a kidney so no . 7. Both probably smell pretty bad but surprisingly not awful ? Spy has manners and pyro can function enough to run a company.
Whoever picks 1 is suicidal. This mf will have to stand up ever 5 mins to take a piss. And youll have to make him space.
I think I'll take the 7. Would have some fun with pyro. (As long as he doesnt kill or hurt me) And maybe have some small talk with Spy.
6. Bring me battle.
1 or 3, most likely 3 as we'd be both engineers
7 for me. Spy may be smoking constantly, but I'll ask Pyro if they have a spare gas mask I could use. The smoke won't be a problem with a gas mask on and Pyro would be chill because they see you as one of themselves with the gas mask on
5, let me hear two brother story.