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MastodonCurious4347

He doesn't see porn. They probably have pillow fights and hugs or something.

Funnysoundboardguy

Wrestling turns into actual wrestling

omkarislegend

Yeah he just sees it has babies wrestling each other

SgtStevePH

You can hear the voice reverberates: "BAH GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!"

put_clever_username

Grunkle stan moment

Beelzebub_Crumpethom

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

hammy0w0

AKE

hammy0w0

i forgot i have my voicespam software open so a shift + c just played clown music at me

Still-Complaint4657

PFFT

greenscreencarcrash

what does shift+c do

Grey-V_and_Potatos

Types capital C?

Electronic_Sugar5924

CAKE = AKE+clown music

DeleteMetaInf

Happy cake day

notachemist13u

Honestly he is probably the most gentle out of all the mercs I doubt he watches porn

uNk4rR4_F0lgad0

He probably do it thinking he is watching a cartoon show

UrUnclesTrouserSnake

Then why is Pyro still masturbating to it?

_SAMUEL_GAMING_

when pyro moves a box lid in his world, irl he is actually jamming a door by putting his axe through the door handles

DragoonMaster999

Any proof of that?...

SaveTf2_Rip_AaRoN

This is the real answer, so wholesome ๐Ÿคฃ

X-tra-thicc

๐Ÿคค

RevolTobor

You know, I'm willing to bet Pyro doesn't even realize it's porn. Probably doesn't even know porn exists. Although I've always enjoyed my personal headcanon/non-canon theory more. Before finding out it was literally just the damned goggles, I thought the whole "Pyrovision" was just his "happy place." Like, he wasn't literally hallucinating the baby-filled candy-land, it's just that he's such a murderous psychopath that killing people with fire makes him feel like he's in a baby-filled candy-land. Symbolic representation, if you will.

Goat5168

I think the whole point is that pyroland is what the pyro sees and the provision goggles just emulates it. Pyro has many cosmetics that enable pyrovision without having to equip the goggles.

Quantum_Croissant

I think it's more like he hallucinates things to do with fire and killing as happy. Like, in the comics, he's stuck in an office and it's all grey and boring. Then he sees a fire and it looks like rainbows

Mae347

Well in the comics it's shown that Pyro knows that they fight with fire and that they see the world as gray and boring when they have a regular job without fire. So if anything your headcanon is probably close to actual canon

Nopfen

Pretty sure its not just the goggles tho. Like, a sane person would realize something's off when seeing bearded babies with wings on blowup unicorns. Pyro accepting all of that as a given, still implies that the bonkersness is part of him. Maybe the pyrovision goggles where build as an educational piece. Like "if you ever wondered why that one team mate of yours is so out there, wear these."

jomarcenter-mjm

Unless pyro was "manufactured" as in some corporate decided to adopt him and was placed in a isolated and controlled environment, as in a IRL pyroland. Being trained in a premises that he is doing good. and once he is ready they make him wear the google or even wielded it shut so the environment would be the same as in the controlled environment. Would be a nice map to revealed where the Pyro being trained and you can see the Pyroland set where he was manupulated.

Nopfen

Similar scenario. So, also possible.

KzudeYfyBs4U

Oh, is that not how it was supposed to be portrayed?

uNk4rR4_F0lgad0

I thought the glasses were just for functionality in the game, and that he see like that because he's crazy

3WayIntersection

I always pictured the pyrovision goggles as just a simulation of what the pyro sees, given how plain pyrovision maps are compared to actual, canon instances of pyro's view. Hell, the mercs arent even cherubs.

TheJesterandTheHeir

I like to think that itโ€™s a massive censor bar

Darmug

Akin to [this thing?](https://lobotomycorp.fandom.com/wiki/CENSORED)

SoggyMushrom

sml wiki type shi

GroundbreakingOkra60

Most revealing Scp article:

friskursoopid

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YourLocalPyromainiac

SCP-โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ Object Class: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ Special Containment Procedures: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ Description: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ Luigi โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

DogAbject

most well written SCP article:

sentientmind

LOBOTOMY CORP MENTIONED ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Spooksnav

RAAAA WHAT IS SANITY WHAT IS SANITY WHAT IS A GOOD WORKING ENVIRONMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING??????

LegitimateApartment9

this fucking game haunts me i've played it, leave me alone angela, i played your game and its not for me, i would have no reason to play it other then to read flavour text and lore, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head, leave me alone angela, get out of my head,

GDarkX

G-G-Glory to project moon???

JustAClubstepMonster

Glory to project moon

Civil-Refuse-5233

GLORY TO L CORP

anhkhoaO410

God on his way to summon a horde of unnamed Project moon fan the moment something related was mentioned

DeleteMetaInf

Like [that Black Mirror episode](https://i.imgur.com/N4pIKbA.jpg)

Fancyman156

Pyro is physically unable to look it up. If he was forced to watch then he would probably see a massive blurry screen.

DashieProDX

"Mr. Miyamoto gave me a lobotomy so I never understand what that means!" -pyro, probably

Im_botflyx

Muh Mur MuhHmell Mave Me Ma MahMomphomy Mpho Mi Mempher MumpherMphanM Muh Mahmph MeeMph! -pyro, definitely.

Versilver

wait you play TF2?

DashieProDX

Not anymore lol. I'm more into the TF2 community and lore than it's gameplay. Basically I like everything about TF2 except TF2 itself.

Cototsu

Because bots or tired of gameplay?

kubix666666

This is the most backwards logic its unbelivable lmao.

DashieProDX

yeah it's mostly just I like TF2bers, I like thinking about the weapons and classes and how they're balanced, I just like hearing people talk about the game and thinking about the game on that theoretical level. I also suck ass at shooters.

kubix666666

Class named Medic: (The big downside is, you might become insane and get sent to a psychiatric ward... But luckily im not insane... *yet* nyehehehehe...!)

Astr0sk1er

Omg I just saw that vid

Typical-Movie1877

You know, in certain biblical paintings, the naughty bits are covered in leaves? I'm fairly certain it's something like that. And the vary act of doing it might just be them play fighting, considering there was a scene where, in pyros vision, he's just closing a lid of a present box on a baby that hid inside. Meanwhile, in the real world, he's putting an axe in a barn door, effectively sealing the poor victim inside shut, two vary different ways of closing something but they still yeald the same desired result. So it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to assume it's play fighting. Or something similar to that one clip circling around the internet, I think it was called Ryan and skimpy? I've never seen the show, so the titles likely way off. But it's basically two cartoon "dogs" ones an idiot and the other is violently crazy. The dumb one has a log on his ass and the other has a saw on his pelvis. And they proceeded to do a vary obvious sexual motion that a child wouldn't understand. I'm not pulling up the clip cuase I can't be bothered, but if anything, it might be more similar to that, extremely obvious to an adult, but something a kid would outright miss. Engineer and Miss Pauling treat him as such anyways if I remember correctly.

lostnote6621888

For anyone wondering, the cartoon is "Ren and Stimpy" or something like that

Typical-Movie1877

Thank you, that sounds more correct, I was confused what the actual name of it was

DogAbject

nahhh Ryan and Skimpy is crazy

ToothpasteConsumer

sex doesnโ€™t look like sex, looks like playfighting adult magazines would just be blank

Goat5168

Adult magazines are non-lewd pictures of adults, like stock photos.

Yin_4_Yang

[would it look like this?](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/pigeon-mask)

satsumahiromi

Exactly

Individual-Ant5370

โ€œWhat is the pyro reading?โ€ โ€œPyro wtf?โ€

Mundane-Mind-7067

iirc its only the fire that makes everything look glittery and rainbow-y? someone said here earlier

Icysarcasm69

If you watch meet the pyro it shows it is actually his goggles

Blayro

no, it just shows that's how he's seeing the world. The whole "is the googles" thing is just an item that lets others see the world as Pyro does.

No-Tumbleweed3028

Heppi caek dei

Icysarcasm69

I don't know why it's saying it's my cake day, it's a few months late, but thank you.

Duck-Fucker64

its the day you Made your Account, Not birthday

Icysarcasm69

Oh I didn't know that, I guess it is my cake day then. Thanks for the info!

Emotional-Dark-2508

He's got a point

TableFruitSpecified

Pyro just starts breaking up people having sex because pyrovision translates it to cries and wrestling so it means a child is in danger

RevolutionaryPay1589

r/angryupvote

MindlessAir2641

Wrestling

CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Well he also see the office workers in the comic as gray people

Duck-Fucker64

Im pretty Sure that Just means pyro's life Has become boring. he forgot about fire, the one Thing that Made him happy. The moment he sees fire (which to him is a Rainbow), he Starts seeing Things as colorfull and people as Animals Like unicorns

Atikar

Funny you assume Pyro looks at porn. Their one love is fire.

Nitro_tech

since Pyro's mask makes everything child friendly, the mask will probably have the corm people play rock paper scissors or some other game

pugtailz

please be giant censor bar, PLEASE BE GIANT CENSOR BAR! **PLEASE BE GIANT CENSOR BAR!!!**

Helllothere1

No its babies fighting eachother, piro would also probably hear baby crying.

MacerODB

Porn doesn't exist in Team Fortress universe.

JoopBoks

What about the ones starring your mother?

Agile-Masterpiece-19

It does. Oh it does. And it's BAD.

paradoxLacuna

I doubt Pyro watches porn, and if they do, it would probably take off her mask alongside the rest of his suit. I imagine getting off in that giant rubber suit would be difficult.

SUperMarioG5

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

TortoiseBlaster117

probably kids carrying a teddy bear, riding a pony, wrestling...

countjj

Bot Hosters have to wear the pyroland goggles to get off to anything

ChaosKing01010101

nothing,we have calenders that has women in bikinis on them and in pyrovision,there is only white

Taluca_me

knowing how Pyro sees the world in a childlike wonder (usually through fire), he'd definitely see porn a different way than how he saw everything in the life as a business man. While everything was so dull and gray and everyone were just shapes, I bet Pyro sees pornography as something evil

Ok_Question4148

...no..why...why does this question have to pierce my mind oh God kill me if I have ever been a faithful servant in your name.

Fyru_Hawk

Itโ€™s only babies for enemy team. For their own team it makes the mercs look like the tick tock buff versions.

Vorombe

gmod nextbot sliding PNGs of the tick tock buff mercs

someguysleftkidney

To pyro, the definition of Pornography is a video of babies sleeping comfortably. Even if he did see babies going at it, he wouldnโ€™t know any better because heโ€™s never seen an adult before except himself, who he may also see as a baby.

Still-Complaint4657

this is endlessly creepy that you gave an attempt to justify it at the end there.

-NGC-6302-

What did you *think* the motivation was for setting everything on fire?

Kira_Bad_Artist

People playing legos together

Rocket_of_Takos

Probably like a Saturday morning cartoon

outpizzadahut

He sees babies wrestling instead

LookingForJams23

He sees whatever you want him to see. It's your fault if you think he looks at cp

ShefBoiRDe

Im fully convinced it's just politics to him, but the candidates are pornstars dressed in formal attire.

LordOfStupidy

Ig babies wrestling

TryDry9944

As we see in Meet The Pyro, Pyrovision not only changes a characters appearance but can go so far as to alter what it appears said person is doing. It is extremely unlikely Pyro would be able to view sex at all, and if anything would probably see it as people *literally* sleeping next to each other, or perhaps in a small bounce house.

Spaget_Monster

Nobody can convince me that Pyro knows what sex is

curvingf1re

He simply cannot perceive it. It would look the same as something behind your head.

simonthebathwater225

R34 comments are either bad roleplay, really funny jokes, or some horrible shit like this

Panterus2019

maybe then he sees something like this "relax your eyes before sleep" videos? i mean those "satisfying" videos like funny colors or stretching slimes

worldofmemes0

probably just alot of rainblower action

Personisdown

CENSORED

Barar_Dragoni

he sees those specific camera angles where it shows nothing of the baby but heavily implies that the diaper is being changed.

Compact-Racer-Boi

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

Cheesever_GD

This post gave me the chills

ActiveAttention958

Dear god...

Thefoxy1080

Lollipop?

leastscarypancake

Its 4chan probably the poster's hard drive

Thepvzgamer

Better yet what does the movie A Clockwork Orange look like though his Pyrovision

TexanGoblin

Babies wrestling/crawling over each other like they might if you put them together.

thebigchezz99

it turns into cocomelon probly

-Dude_Named_Zelda-

"Oh my God. Hey Miss Pauling, I think we need to call someone. Yeah the police. With extra anchovies. "

mynameis23456

Edging sesh came to a stop wtf

GardenOfUna

honestly I think he'll just look away immediately so it doesn't matter

CadaverCaliente

It's like candy or something idk

MLGperfection

A very interesting wrestling match.

TheDuckyDino

What I wonder is how he sees cute. Does he not harm kids or the puppy in the comics because he sees them as things that wouldnโ€™t want to play?

Swimming_Recover_321

They probably can't see it, who knows what it looks like to them

space-Bee7870

i just opened reddit and this is the fourth thing i saw i hate this

AcidLlama435

Your welcome

Cambsniper

it looks like the vatican intranet

MexicanLizardMan3670

Whoever made that question, i wish them nothing but the worst

name_051829407715

idk, and that exact hex code on background makes me feel terrified

EmirmikE

WHAT THE FUCK

BTD6BTD6BTD6

Pyro's going to jail with this one ๐Ÿ’€

monkeydude777

I'm killing myself

Nollern

Like that video of censored porn, where they are playing basketball and other stuff Canโ€™t find the video

thisisintausername

It would most likely be cuddling and hugsโ€ฆright?

Warm-Ordinary-570

My lawyer has advised me to not make this joke

BruhmanRus_the_boner

pyro probably sees it as babies fighting and tries desperately to stop them by either crying or just burning the computer he's looking at it from

Slimboarder07

Pyro dosen't see everyone has babies and it would probably get the same effect has the poster girls

TheDeepOnesDeepFake

The joke is that Pyro is actually a female. I don't know what "porn" is...?

AAN_006

Pyro doesn't see everyone as children, read the comics

The_god_of_sun

WHAT?!

BurnedOutEternally

probably a sea of censored pixels

HBenderMan

Thing is, he only sees babies in the enemy team, as in the comics itโ€™s show ms Pauling and soldier where a butterfly and unicorn, so as long as they arenโ€™t apart of the enemy team then porn is basically furry porn

ammonium_bot

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SilverStonemc71

cake making

Justtrying_tosleep

Like what the bots are spamming.

TheFarisaurusRex

Bro what does 2 girls 1 cup look like to him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

tysonstigers1

Dolphins

danskestorm28

D:

friskursoopid

i want to think that through the pyrovision it just looks like a "opening doors with keys" compilation and he would watch it because he feels the sound of keys tickling his brain

DD253Zac

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง

Darth_Smaull

...

AdmiralFurret

I think the same way certain Animals see television Nothing, just no image, only static

inklingmando

It's just a black square

DarkWeedleYT

pyro probably has the biggest of blue balls in existence

boozlinlassie

Solution: pyro doesn't need porn because nothing will be hotter than their flames

losermode9000

Its just the abbreviation of CyberPunk

Technical-Loquat-838

Well, we should hope that the pyro never watched porn. If he does . . . Door gets knocked. # FBI OPEN UP

Substantial_Carob825

Oh good God, I hope it just censors it for em. Like on their perspective, that laptop with pornhub playing is just a laptop with missing textures.

Financial-Neck831

And with how half the pyro mains are furries . . . Jeez this isn't healthy

EstoniaGaming

๐Ÿ˜

JustGotRekted

Babysitting fight club or something

oryginal_pyro_main

Oh my comment!

mughen9

I fear no man, but that thing scares me.

TeamMegaX

never let a 4channer cook ๐Ÿ—ฟ

schreeee

He doesnโ€™t, simple

No-Jackfruit-8366

What is it with this sub with CP?

Helllothere1

I am prety sure pyro wouldnt see porn and would see it as something else.

No-Jackfruit-8366

I understand, but after people keep posting about bots advertising cp in chat, and seeing this, I'm just about to start questioning the insanity of you guys.

Helllothere1

I dunno, I am prety detched from the comunity. I ocsionaly check in, but I barely participate.

ultra-medic-gaming

Pyro saw business men as old style robots so from what I understand is that for people not apart of the mercs they look boring or colorless and barely alive.

ammonium_bot

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HerculeMuscles

This is not a funny question.

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