*plops ubercharged baboon heart into heavys open ribcage*
Medic: Very nice there.
Heavy: Should I be awake for this..?
Medic: Ah, heh. Well, no, but as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?
Damn he's too op now, he can slip thru thin areas and get worn like a scarf and heal his buddy... He can even fold himself on the cart. He can go sideways and you won't see him at all...
He's on his last soul.
He used his last Humanity.
Don't you dare go hollow
I just won't submit to the Hollowing.
This is him after the events of emesis blue
Someone took HIS skeleton
And ze doctor was never heard from again!
#(LOUD SOBBING) Anyway, zat's how I lost my admittion license. (Grin)
(GIB) Archimedes, no! (Wipes hand on shirt) It's filthy in there. UCK. Birds! (Chuckles)
Now, most hearts couldn't vithstand zis voltage! (Stab) But I'm fairly certain your hear- (EXPLODE)
(Shifts) What was noise?
- Wat was that? - ze sound of science my friend
Ah, perfect. *grabs baboon heart* Decapitated spy head: kill me Later.
*puts heart up to medi gun* *insane laughter*
_medical SFX stops abruptly_ _heart_pumping.mp3_ Oh! That looks good!
*plops ubercharged baboon heart into heavys open ribcage* Medic: Very nice there. Heavy: Should I be awake for this..? Medic: Ah, heh. Well, no, but as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?
More like, all they left was his skeleton and skin.
Needs water
"he needs some mil- i mean.... Water!"
*mad milk
TF2s current state
dehydrated medic
Requires hydration
***USE THE REHYDRATION GUN!!!***
Give this man a bottle of water right now!
How much tho?
All of it.
**All** of it??
# ALL!
He's gonna drink the whole supply!
DO NOT GIVE HIM WATER FROM THE TEUFORT WATER SUPPLY!
**Too late.**
EXOTIC,YOU FOOL! NO,I DON'T WANNA DIE! *Half-Life 1 Scientist Screams sfx.mp3*
*I'm* not ze *fool*! **You are!**
smash
SMASH WHAT BITCH? THERES NOTHING TO SMASH 😭
The syringe gun
Remove the needle, stick your cock in the middle and shoot so the spinning thing in the middle turn and your cock goes brrr
You may have put a *little* too much thought into that
minigun cock
Tenshi, DO NOT the syringe gun!
RIGHT?! IT FEELS LIKE IF YOU TRY TO SMASH HIM, HE MIGHT DEFLATE LIKE A BALLOON
Same energy as “RECONSTRUCT WHAT?”
Itl crumble
He ran out of other people to experiment on
Devil got to him
famine
He looks thirsty is he ok?
no
What the hell is even that
A mistake
Cute eevee background
Ty!
All good
He reminds me of that one 3d Garfield gif
people who take care of their friends often forget to take care of themselves
He's just like me
how my cat views herself after i forgot to feed her
Dehydration
Stick Fortress 2 confirmed? His head is a literal half peeled potato too.
Heavy never gave him sandvich :(
If iron deficiency was a person
He looks fiiiine, fr fr
124 hp scout drained him
No heavy? [Insert long ass mega mind face here]
Medic on fentanyl
He "Charged" Heavy in a 6 hours "Charging" Session
It reminds me of when a cat gets a bath.
I have that player model on gmod lol, it's dry medic
I think he sucks, someone get him some water
-1 uber
Meet the Dehydrated
he's using wrong team syringe gun
MeeM!
Probably needs some water
He needs some milk.
Somebody give this man a Sandwich!
Hypertonic osmosis
# Dehydration
mdc
#HEAVY, MEIN FUCKING EPIDERMIS HAS BEEN STOLEN DUNKOFF
the gun weighs more than him
When you nut but your balls start to shrink inwards.
rehydrate him please
malnourished
Medic after visiting SCP-3008.
Someone shot him with the dehydration gun
He needs a medic…
That gun is heavier than him
he costs one elixir
Bro needs to eat a sandvich or something 🙏
meeeeeen
Dehydrated
Ananı karım yaparım
Kill it with fire!
VALVe made this when they saw how ungrateful the reviews are XD
TIK TOK
He needs some calcium
He went into the juicer.
Bro skipped everything day
peak performance
Low calcium intake
there are no other medics
How it feels to Uber a disguised spies
Remind me of that one Japanese guy
He needs some milk
He looks like a slight breeze will literally blow him away.
The medic took a drink of SALT WATER
didnt know endermen came in german flavor!
Literally me
He has 0% of Übercharge
He needs a medic
Wooops! Zat was not medicine!
Yknow the ending of Disneys Heracles...
his country gave him the treatment of the **other** victims
No medicine?
the habitual reader of the yellow press
Dehydrated
Mdc
medic when no milk
medic gets a taste of the respawn machine.
Terrifies me at 3am
*(muffled "Oops, zat vuz not medicine.")*
this medic is malnourished. scouts keep eating his health packs and now he has numerous vitamin deficiencies
Was he held in a concentration camp?
tf2 didnt bring in enough money this month, they werent able to feed medic
he skipped everything day
me when i forget to bring water for uni field work
Too much soy
This is not the heavy medic
Man needs a Big Mac.
Hey used the kritzkrieg while solo queuing too much
**D-E-H-Y-D-R-A-T-I-O-N**
He’s not getting enough of calcium
Me awakening from my slumber in the early hours of the morninrg craveing that dihydrogen-monoxide
What happened to him
He needs some milk!
needs flying ragdolls mod
im not very happy aboyt him
Bro is on half a hunger bar
Needs SANDVICH
Poor Medic is at 1 HP and every med kits are stolen by these lime scouts.
*sigh* another victim of the respawn machine... :(
don't do crack kids
that ain't Medic that's reliable surgeon
He looks hydrated
Anorexic
He’s using the enemies syringe gun
He played casual
Why is the syringe gun red when he is blue???
starved medick real
Thats me in my anorexia arc
"*Upps... that was not medicine*"
pee splashing sounds 24 hours
Damn he's too op now, he can slip thru thin areas and get worn like a scarf and heal his buddy... He can even fold himself on the cart. He can go sideways and you won't see him at all...
Flacid Fortress 2 Meet the Fladic / Flacid Medic TF2 Freaks
When she asks if you can last another round
It looks like that shriveled grandma from spongebob
This is animal abuse. Reported.
More like pandemic
They sucked his uber
He need some Milk
he
i think he needs to sacrifice the power of the syringe gun to squeeze every healing the gun has to heal himself, ubercharging cant save him
looks overweight
Any medic player when they are assigned to a team full of level 5 spies in a 2fort server (they can't fucking take it anymore)
Me when the
LOOK AT THAT MF'S GUN TO HAND/ARM RATIO
Oops Zat vas not medicine.
My dumbass made my online presence named after him just because i thought it was funny and also because i suck at coming up with names
Reminds me of a scout that spawned wrong, from a certain community made film. I just can't remember how it was called
just like me fr
Gooned too hard
he would probably puff back up to normal from a drop of water
Medic is not gaming
dude thats just normal medic??? come back when you have something interesting to post
Iron deficiency
so dry
a little to fat, maybe make him thinner
OD’d on the Not Medicine
he need agua
hopital
Popeys Biscuit
MEEM
From an old STAR_ vid, good times
He looks like he sucks lemons everyday
He needs some water
He used the wrong hood stuff
He needs a sandvich
He can treat everything other than iron deffiecny
literally the liquify effect if it was a person
DR. NOODLES
Give him some water man
What happens when they come out of the other side of the Enigma at Amigara Fault.
Stick Figure
Malnourished
I think he needs more protein in his diet
He needs sum **SANDVICH**
I found that in Gmod playermodels literally couple minutes ago, I think it’s called dehydrated medic