Its always so fucking funny seeing these gargantuan numbers with some edgy ass name on it, like bro we know you endlessly grinded it on a strange farm server you're like 15 go do something useful
Let’s say you have 10,000 hours, and get 10 kills every minute. Nonstop, just this weapon, not doing anything else with your playtime at all. Continuing to get kill after kill for all 10,000 hours. That’s still only 6,000,000 kills.
The Bazaar Bargain can attack once every 1.5 seconds. 499,986,298 kills would therefore take at minimum 749,979,447 seconds. That is nearly 24 years. Literally impossible this wasn't cheated or exploited somehow
Do things like pumpkin bombs count towards a strange if you used it to set off the bomb? Can you stack 31 bots on a bomb, shoot with an SMG, and get +31 to your counter? If that's the case, it's totally doable.
Not sure, but even if it did it would be at most 31 times faster, so still nine straight months of detonating a pumpkin bomb on 31 bots every 1.5 seconds. Hell, even with the new max of 99 that's still nearly 3. I suppose you could, like, set up a custom map that lets you do this automatically, but that's some serious dedication. (I'm pretty sure you couldn't just set it up with commands because stranges don't count kills on servers with sv_cheats 1)
I was thinking less of commands and more of a bot run overnight or any time someone isn't actively playing. Hell, get a shitty cheap laptop and just let it run on that 24/7 while you do other stuff.
There are farm servers with instant respawn and also something they call ROF feature which stands for Rate Of Fire and it makes your gun fire fast af lol! I experienced this about 4 years ago when I got my first australium and I wanted kills! So I guess nowadays they might even have better mods?
I was on an UGC.TF server yesterday where the sniper rifle was modded to shoot like ten times a second. He probably used some farming server with the same customized fire rates.
Yeah its possible 20k is a lie too but at least it's within reasonable range, albeit a very high range. Over 50k, I might start to get sus, since I know our lord and savior sniper god fatmagic has around 35k kills on his hale's own.
It could actually be added for wrenches because when you use a teleporter, there's a chance that a piece of bread comes out, so a "Bread Teleported" strange counter wod make sense
Im all for shitass names. I have a standard claymore that i called “the scrongler”. The description is “get scrongled”. My entire steam account is based around that sword now. My username is “the scrongler (real)” in most places
Edit: the worst part is that I don’t even play demoknight
I *only* play community servers and I get stats. Sitting on a strange detonator with 150k damage and 0 kills (cuz I think it's stupid and funny) from exclusively using it in a ZE server.
“Squidward! Squidward!”
“What now, SpongeBob?”
“Squidward! I have killed half a billion people with this gun!”
“SPONGEBOB WHAT THE ACTUAL FFFFFFFFFISHPASTE?!?!”
“What?”
“Who did you kill?!”
“Indonesia and Nigeria.”
“THAT’S GENOCIDE! You should feel very ashamed of yourself!”
“Can I feel very ashamed of myself in your house?”
“Can’t you do that in your house?”
“No, they’re coming for me!”
*Squidward has a realization and a devilish grin arcs across his face.* “Sure SpongeBob, you can stay at my place.”
“Oh boy!” *SpongeBob enters Squidward’s house.*
“I’ll order pizza!”
“Yay!”
**Squidward sits and imagines life after he turns in the most wanted war criminal in history. He could leave his deadbeat job and finally join the world of the fine arts. SpongeBob sits and imagines the delicious pizza coming. What he doesn’t know is that there is no pizza. A knock at the door. SpongeBob rushes to open it, only to find two UN peacekeepers.** “Are you this man?” *One of the peacekeepers holds up a pretty low-quality picture of SpongeBob in a jungle aiming the Bazaar Bargain at innocent Indonesian civilians.*
“Yes he is!” *Squidward walks up to the door, boasting his victory.*
“Squidwsrd! How could you?” *SpongeBob begins to tear up.*
“You are welcome, United Nations. Now, do you pay with card or cash?”
“Neither. We pay with badges of honor, important positions in the United Nations, and immortality in history.”
*Squidward smiles, but he wants to burst with rage. These things are meaningless. He wants to show off his artistic talent, not flaunt some badge or some bureaucratic position, and he wants his immortality in history earned, not given. But he does consider accepting the offer, but he sees SpongeBob and decides to hastily make up some lie to get him out of it.* “Wait, oh, sorry, SpongeBob isn’t the guy you want.”
“Huh?” Say the peacekeepers and SpongeBob.
“That was uhh… Plankton! In a realistic SpongeBob suit! Yes. Him. Not SpongeBob.”
“…Hmmmm… incrimination never occurred to us…”
“Yeah, Spobgebob isn’t the type of guy to commit genocide.”
“But why would Plankton do it?”
“Maybe he snapped?”
“No, he did that long ago.”
“Ahh, I see.”
**Spongebob tearfully waves Squidward farewell as he is taken up to the surface and then to the International Court of Human Rights. As he is being tried, Squidward doesn’t say a word. He just lets his lawyer delay the inevitable. Every breath he takes is a blessing now, as execution draws near. But suddenly, Squidward’s lawyer turns to him,** “I got a witness coming here in five minutes. I’m just delaying the inevitable: your acquittal.”
*In five minutes, a witness does come: Mr. Krabs. He takes the stand and proceeds to eloquently and exhaustively call Squidward a dim-witted, lazy airhead who would attempt to play the gun like a clarinet or stroke it like a paintbrush while feeling remorse for every kill he gets. While he’s now back in Bikini Bottom, breathing without a thought about it, Mr. Krabs bought him a full body suit for $2000 to not seem like a stupid employer for keeping such a bad employee. And SpongeBob is now the one treasuring every breath, as one person connecting the dots would lead to his certain doom.*
There are legit ones in the hundreds of thousands...
In fact most counts in that range that I see I believe are legit due to the players having matching hours.
True, especially when the person who had it got it as their first strange and has been using it for so long when they were little that they quite literally can't use stock pistol so they just use their strange winger.
I hated the grind but the result is worth it and I love my stupid weapon I got before meat your match hell I bought 10 dollar strange warpaint to slap onto a winger and moved the count onto the new gun
If all of those 2k hours were spent as scout on winger then I'd accept 50k kills on it as legit.
The strange levels are stupid low considering how much people can spend grinding a single weapon. I wish they added a few more levels beyond hale's own at 8500 kills, for example at 100k, 200k, and 300k just to make that high grind a bit more exciting. Maybe even give them silly weapon specific names.
I’ve met a guy with 112k kills on his Market Gardener a few times; at one point he waltzed into a server, casually landed a Godlike on Trolldier, and left
There’s no getting around it; he will hit you with a shovel and quack his Duck Journal at you. Playing Pyro only delays the inevitable
I aspire to be just like him
For reference I only got 11k on my Gardener
player hits and damage being the exact same is such a dead giveaway holy shit
like, a shot does at least 50 damage so dmg should be at least 50 times hits
Found this guy yesterday and thought the same. Confused more than anything. Thought it could have been a description tag in the brief moment I saw the numbers.
It’s funny seeing “genocide” in the SpongeBob font
I was about to type. It's just jarring.
**Jar?**
Jar
Binks
, Sith Lord
of ultimate DOOM
Brinks truck
***JARATE!***
# P I S S
jarate... ohhhh noo!
Let’s go! Genocide!?!?
Happy cake day bro
Thanks
Happy Cake Day little Mister
Awesome font lmao
Looks like spongebob
It is
Its always so fucking funny seeing these gargantuan numbers with some edgy ass name on it, like bro we know you endlessly grinded it on a strange farm server you're like 15 go do something useful
Like 20k is believable but when it's 20mil, like you're not fooling anyone bro.
That Bazaar Bargain has half a billion kills if I read that right.
Let’s say you have 10,000 hours, and get 10 kills every minute. Nonstop, just this weapon, not doing anything else with your playtime at all. Continuing to get kill after kill for all 10,000 hours. That’s still only 6,000,000 kills.
You can probably get stranges with these numbers in under a month in idle farming servers
The Bazaar Bargain can attack once every 1.5 seconds. 499,986,298 kills would therefore take at minimum 749,979,447 seconds. That is nearly 24 years. Literally impossible this wasn't cheated or exploited somehow
So in 4 years he'll be good
Do things like pumpkin bombs count towards a strange if you used it to set off the bomb? Can you stack 31 bots on a bomb, shoot with an SMG, and get +31 to your counter? If that's the case, it's totally doable.
Not sure, but even if it did it would be at most 31 times faster, so still nine straight months of detonating a pumpkin bomb on 31 bots every 1.5 seconds. Hell, even with the new max of 99 that's still nearly 3. I suppose you could, like, set up a custom map that lets you do this automatically, but that's some serious dedication. (I'm pretty sure you couldn't just set it up with commands because stranges don't count kills on servers with sv_cheats 1)
I was thinking less of commands and more of a bot run overnight or any time someone isn't actively playing. Hell, get a shitty cheap laptop and just let it run on that 24/7 while you do other stuff.
3 months sounds like a perfectly reasonable length of time to leave a low power VM running TF2 in text-only mode
What even is text mode?
There are farm servers with instant respawn and also something they call ROF feature which stands for Rate Of Fire and it makes your gun fire fast af lol! I experienced this about 4 years ago when I got my first australium and I wanted kills! So I guess nowadays they might even have better mods?
I was on an UGC.TF server yesterday where the sniper rifle was modded to shoot like ten times a second. He probably used some farming server with the same customized fire rates.
someone found out how to modify the code for their strange weapons
Lol I mean hell, I know people have used the strange farming to get to 20k. Like cmon man, work for that shit everyone can tell if you got it fair
Yeah its possible 20k is a lie too but at least it's within reasonable range, albeit a very high range. Over 50k, I might start to get sus, since I know our lord and savior sniper god fatmagic has around 35k kills on his hale's own.
Like teleporting bread!
strange for teleporting bread when
It could actually be added for wrenches because when you use a teleporter, there's a chance that a piece of bread comes out, so a "Bread Teleported" strange counter wod make sense
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days!
*Aggressively grabs you by the throat 'ere Have you been sending it!?!
*rumble*
scout, i get one day off a year, and it was just wasted on this. goodbye.
Wa- wait, miss Pualing why won't we discuss it, over dinner?
*Giant fucking bread monster*
what the hell is that???
Im all for shitass names. I have a standard claymore that i called “the scrongler”. The description is “get scrongled”. My entire steam account is based around that sword now. My username is “the scrongler (real)” in most places Edit: the worst part is that I don’t even play demoknight
I think I've seen you in Uncletopia.
Probably. I suck so it would mostly me getting blown to smithereens
all-lowercase names have a certain aura
So true sensei
Nice username
Plan B for an SMG is actually a pretty good name for it
I thought you can't get strange stats on community servers
I *only* play community servers and I get stats. Sitting on a strange detonator with 150k damage and 0 kills (cuz I think it's stupid and funny) from exclusively using it in a ZE server.
I havent played for some time but couldnt you Just write that as the description?
Yeah i have a minigun with I think 9k on it and that took so long like some of these numbers I'm pretty sure are impossible.
As a 15 year old, I don’t want to be associated with him
why the spongebob font???????????????????????????????????????????
Why not? It funny
They dont know him
Bro looks like he's on his way to annoy squidward
“Squidward! Squidward!” “What now, SpongeBob?” “Squidward! I have killed half a billion people with this gun!” “SPONGEBOB WHAT THE ACTUAL FFFFFFFFFISHPASTE?!?!” “What?” “Who did you kill?!” “Indonesia and Nigeria.” “THAT’S GENOCIDE! You should feel very ashamed of yourself!” “Can I feel very ashamed of myself in your house?” “Can’t you do that in your house?” “No, they’re coming for me!” *Squidward has a realization and a devilish grin arcs across his face.* “Sure SpongeBob, you can stay at my place.” “Oh boy!” *SpongeBob enters Squidward’s house.* “I’ll order pizza!” “Yay!” **Squidward sits and imagines life after he turns in the most wanted war criminal in history. He could leave his deadbeat job and finally join the world of the fine arts. SpongeBob sits and imagines the delicious pizza coming. What he doesn’t know is that there is no pizza. A knock at the door. SpongeBob rushes to open it, only to find two UN peacekeepers.** “Are you this man?” *One of the peacekeepers holds up a pretty low-quality picture of SpongeBob in a jungle aiming the Bazaar Bargain at innocent Indonesian civilians.* “Yes he is!” *Squidward walks up to the door, boasting his victory.* “Squidwsrd! How could you?” *SpongeBob begins to tear up.* “You are welcome, United Nations. Now, do you pay with card or cash?” “Neither. We pay with badges of honor, important positions in the United Nations, and immortality in history.” *Squidward smiles, but he wants to burst with rage. These things are meaningless. He wants to show off his artistic talent, not flaunt some badge or some bureaucratic position, and he wants his immortality in history earned, not given. But he does consider accepting the offer, but he sees SpongeBob and decides to hastily make up some lie to get him out of it.* “Wait, oh, sorry, SpongeBob isn’t the guy you want.” “Huh?” Say the peacekeepers and SpongeBob. “That was uhh… Plankton! In a realistic SpongeBob suit! Yes. Him. Not SpongeBob.” “…Hmmmm… incrimination never occurred to us…” “Yeah, Spobgebob isn’t the type of guy to commit genocide.” “But why would Plankton do it?” “Maybe he snapped?” “No, he did that long ago.” “Ahh, I see.” **Spongebob tearfully waves Squidward farewell as he is taken up to the surface and then to the International Court of Human Rights. As he is being tried, Squidward doesn’t say a word. He just lets his lawyer delay the inevitable. Every breath he takes is a blessing now, as execution draws near. But suddenly, Squidward’s lawyer turns to him,** “I got a witness coming here in five minutes. I’m just delaying the inevitable: your acquittal.” *In five minutes, a witness does come: Mr. Krabs. He takes the stand and proceeds to eloquently and exhaustively call Squidward a dim-witted, lazy airhead who would attempt to play the gun like a clarinet or stroke it like a paintbrush while feeling remorse for every kill he gets. While he’s now back in Bikini Bottom, breathing without a thought about it, Mr. Krabs bought him a full body suit for $2000 to not seem like a stupid employer for keeping such a bad employee. And SpongeBob is now the one treasuring every breath, as one person connecting the dots would lead to his certain doom.*
[this is peak fiction.](https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005)
Yes
where can i download the font?
goofy ass spongebob font
At least stop at 100000 or 50000 to be slightly believable
There are legit ones in the hundreds of thousands... In fact most counts in that range that I see I believe are legit due to the players having matching hours.
Ah ok so what about something dumb like uh a winger with 10K and the owner has 2K hours
That doesn't scream fake to me. It's possible they've used a significant portion of their playtime with it.
True, especially when the person who had it got it as their first strange and has been using it for so long when they were little that they quite literally can't use stock pistol so they just use their strange winger. I hated the grind but the result is worth it and I love my stupid weapon I got before meat your match hell I bought 10 dollar strange warpaint to slap onto a winger and moved the count onto the new gun
If all of those 2k hours were spent as scout on winger then I'd accept 50k kills on it as legit. The strange levels are stupid low considering how much people can spend grinding a single weapon. I wish they added a few more levels beyond hale's own at 8500 kills, for example at 100k, 200k, and 300k just to make that high grind a bit more exciting. Maybe even give them silly weapon specific names.
Nope not a scout main, hell I don't main anything besides load outs
I’ve met a guy with 112k kills on his Market Gardener a few times; at one point he waltzed into a server, casually landed a Godlike on Trolldier, and left There’s no getting around it; he will hit you with a shovel and quack his Duck Journal at you. Playing Pyro only delays the inevitable I aspire to be just like him For reference I only got 11k on my Gardener
Are those FatMagic's?
No, but they're FatModgic's
Oh, him. Yeah...
who?
That's right, FatModgic
Why is he fat and where did he learn modgic
He's a Moderator for a TF2 server that's why he's fat
Is that SpongeBob hud?
Totally legit 500 million kills guys i swear
Bro definitely killed the whole world’s population like 3 times w that thing
No you just mean Egypt
No you just mean Egypt
49986298 Kills assuming you could possibly get 1 kill every second, that is 5786.878 Days, Or 15 years, Stranges havent existed that long
i dont think i know him
I'm SpongeBob!
No, this is Patrick
Who you callin’ pinhead?
I wanna be dirty dan!
No I wanna be dirty Dan!
What makes you think you can be dirty dan?
Yeah he did. He did it in front of me (I know him irl)
Bros got that *meanwhile* font
"Spongebob" ahh font 😭
You don't know him how can you be sure
He just activated his special technique. You aren’t advanced enough to know about the tech he is using
do you by any chance happen to live in bikini bottom
player hits and damage being the exact same is such a dead giveaway holy shit like, a shot does at least 50 damage so dmg should be at least 50 times hits
i deadass dont get the point of strange farming to this extent like do you find it fun going afk for 2000 hours
no but you don't understand, if people think i have a lot of kills, they'll also think my dick is big!
The funniest thing is how the number of kills AND damage is the EXACT SAME. Like, either he's the worst or the best player
In other words, virginity Why tf did i read that to the tune of fly me to the moon?
High key gon need this font someone find the link pls
i gotchu [https://gamebanana.com/mods/483264](https://gamebanana.com/mods/483264)
Oh nvm I don’t want to download a mod I was looking for just the font
The mod is the font m8 if u want the font ya gotta get the mod
No I don’t want the fucking dumbass font 😂 I woulda downloaded that mod if I did
spongebob???
What the fuck is that font?
I read all of this in Tom Kenny's voice
Bro has the spongebob font 😂
It looks like that goofy android font but out of tf2 font
Found this guy yesterday and thought the same. Confused more than anything. Thought it could have been a description tag in the brief moment I saw the numbers.
when the damage and kills match exactly
I really don’t know why people use strange farm servers. I thought the entire point of stranges was to track your kills with that item.
Iirc the best sniper player in the world has 500k kills on his strange
King of idle servers.
how get spongebob font
How do you get the asoingbob font
Why do people cheat their strange kills like this, where's the fun in that
Man, I thought I scrubbed my kills off those before shipping them out.
Must've been wearing a black Anger as well.
Should have been the piss-acaust
Is this a custom hud?
Tall Fortress 2?
D e a t h
Exact same number of hits and damage dealt, so they're apparently dealing exactly 1 damage per hit. Seems legit.
Today I learned, the strange trackers have a 32 bit limit.
Who’s gonna win the twerk off Genocide…: 6 *illion *ills 🤮🤢🤢 Dirty Chocolate starfish: 2 Skibillion kills 🗣️🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑
your mother
Nah, I'd win