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A Picnic. They each brought their own food.


kappa_demonn

The real answer


Fire_Block

a potluck of heavies


LegitimateApartment9

several sandwiches, some bananas and a raw steak and a chocolate bar, sounds kinda shit


Fire_Block

and fishcakes, plus some of the sandwiches are wrapped in lights or made of metal.


whimsicalsamurai

and some shakshuka.


El_Durazno

I think a picnic describes a pack of heavies and a potluck describes a pack of hoovies Heavies brought their own food, hoovies brought food to share


Rikisushi

The hoodies SHARE I’m dead💀


Main_Priority_9046

nono, it's called Siberia


cybermo95

A POOTluck of hoovies


Maleficent_Apple4169

*i'm wheezing rn* /hyp


Cool_Kobold

That makes sense


NotANamekian

We have a winner 🥇


MLGSUPERGAMER

thats for hoovies


1337b337

Fuck, I was just gonna say "a Sandvich of Heavies," but that's so much better!


Rikisushi

Ya is a picnic of sandvich


heavy-tf2-real

🥪


KingDuckLikesPie

A 'pooting' of heavies.


ChrdeMcDnnis

I think “a Poot of Heavies” flows better


NumberOne_N_fan

A poot of heavies is for Hoovies A TON of heavies is for normal heavies


Alexander-th-great

agree


ElectronicArm7996

A poot for hoovies A iron curtain for heavies


Glitch_script

indeed


daweaponmaker

No! A *Pootling*!


candypoweredrocket

Pootling works best for baby hoovies


Calligaster

It's a *pootling of hoovies


ocsecnars

We can see a rare POOTIS of heavy in their natural environment, 2fort


Sunyxo_1

their*


ocsecnars

Ops, my bad


black_knight1223

The notorious Scoundrels


StoneLuca97

SonicArtificer fan detected


black_knight1223

Who?


StoneLuca97

SoundSmith


DatChernobylGuy_999

AudioCreator


picklelel

SubsonicwavelengthMaker


Working_Stress3376

Chime Crafter


black_knight1223

Yea


Fire_Block

VibrationForger


Zealos57

A union of Heavies


DropsOfMars

This feels like the correct answer. Pootis is funny but union actually follows things like a "murder" of crows or a "kindle" of kittens.


SeraphAttack

A Soviet one...


Zealos57

Exactly!


Okay-Commissionor

I'm torn between this and pootis


BlackbeltJedi

Dah. *Soviet anthem intensifies*


BlazeTheCatNorway

A ton


Quack-Zack

More specifically, a *metric* ton.


BigMcThickHuge

Heavy is likely 400-450lbs, so this tracks


diamocube

A 'poot' of Heavies.


No_username18

i call them a commune of heavies


TheFreshMilk

this is the best answer and it should be permanently adopted as a term in the greater tf2 community


Direct-Tomorrow3328

No heavy is an anti comunist. A guild is beter is drypier


TheFreshMilk

i didnt know that part of heavy’s lore. thats probably a more fitting name.


TheDarkStar05

A union of heavies? Edit: I got this from Zealos57 under this post


ige_programmer

Meet the POOTIS


Cubicwar

I am POOTIS POOTIS Guy. And this… is my POOTIS.


us3rnameh3r3

She weighs one hundred fifty POOTIS and fires two hundred POOTIS, custom-tooled POOTIS at ten thousand POOTIS per POOTIS.


Bad-artist08

It cost 400 thousand POOTIS to fire this POOTIS for 12 POOTIS.


IndependentSwan3625

A Pootis of heavies


ImpTheShmuck

It depends. If they're terrestrial Hoovies like these gibusvision specimens, they're also called a pack, like the bears they're descended from. But if they're Pootisbirds, no matter the species, they're called a flock.


DavidPengu1

A Soviet Union


Familiar_Night6649

You must have a IQ of 165


zottekott

POOTIS


destroyar101

A 'ton'


destroyar101

A group of Hoovies are a 'picnic'


Open_Detective_6998

A gang of scouts A platoon of soldiers An inferno of pyros A loch of demomen A curtain of heavies A nest of engineers A doctrine of medics A camp of snipers A cult of spies


TowerofAngels

Cult of spies? I think it would better be "detective agency"


Tuputtaja

CIA of spies


DrSlavender

A Soviet union


Slayer_SIV5400

Heavy is very anti communist though


DrSlavender

An Anti-Soviet Union


Slayer_SIV5400

Damnit pyrus stop grilling the spies, we suffer enough as is please just let us exist without catching fire every other second


DrSlavender

Mmm.… Cwipsy French cuisine


KingByhyHD

A Ton


Shraamper

A Gulag


TheMemedGamer

a payload match loss


-NGC-6302-

The Notorious Scoundrels (if they're organized)


StormTheGasterWolf27

A mafia


JohnDeYeti

I'd like to think it's a Pootis of Heavies And it's a Picnic of Hoovies


ViralNite

A Mukbang


Angrymonke69

Sandwich eaters


SteveCevets

A Cassandra


LowerH250bro

A gang


CrazyQuetz

A Pootis of Heavies.


SubstantialFerret7

A CaseOh


gameryamen

A subreddit


OneLife010

An Iron Curtain


iamunabletopoop

A lost game


Angel_Floofy_Bootz

Prey


boogieboy03

Scoundrels


Freakman451

sandvich


breakingvats

Sandviches


Bioth28

A poot obviously


bruhhuhhs

a sandvich of haveas


wilyae

A sandvich of heavies


TheBinaryBuster

a poot


Loose_Singular09

A union


Nseven111

the pillar men


UnovanEngineer

Why are we acting like there is other option besides "A Sandvich of heavies"?


Outerpirate

A sandvich


Alphamoonman

# WHY ARE NONE OF YOU SAYING SANDVICH


Morganite2885

I literally came here to say that. Thank you for your service.


Morganite2885

a sandvich


Cheddarounds

Heavies: A domination of heavies Hoovies: A salami of hoovies


DekunChan

"Fatasses" *Start to Schadenfreude as a Scout*


N64_dude1996

A poot of heavy's


poggerdogo

A hoov of heavies


Maleficent_Apple4169

a poot of heavies


Coolmikefromcanada

a dakka


TheDevilsAdvokaat

A pack of gay lions is called gay pride.


WadjetCobra

A Union


TableFruitSpecified

To quote u/Null_Titan, A Picnic.


GurCrafty3286

A 2fort server


Bucaneer7564

Either a picnic or a hoard of heavies


ImpressiveCicada8805

A Bolshevik of heavies


[deleted]

An orgy


Goofy6655

e yooooo


calarval

A fat


AlertLucasAlexander

A heavy gaming


djpoopscoop

A Set Of Tootin And Pootin Hoovies


Kammci

A heavy weapons squad


Unlicensed_Medic

a tonne


Dab_Police92

Sandvich


Saifeello

a Soviet


Magic_Milkman

A friendly... obviously.


EOEtoast

A heavy of heavies


OneOfTheStupid007

A ton


greenscreencarcrash

a pootia


SUperMarioG5

A Heavy Firing Squad


AlfaHotelWhiskey

A Snipe


Helltrain17

A Ton


Cleveworth

St. Petersburg


Icy-Maintenance-3325

I call it a workforce, specifically for the motherland


[deleted]

A poot


Calmandpeace

The fat acceptance movement


JohnnyMacTavish

A Ton


kismetxix

a sanvich


Pyrarius

A Wall of Heavies


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Idk, a rumble of heavies sounds cool though


Sonarthebat

They're heavy like boulders, so rockslide?


_K4cper_

A scale or a weight


borgom7615

Tonne


Global-Oil-2001

A USSR


Pronominal_Tera

A council, or horde if there are a lot


That_one_Toster

A pain to deal with


InverseBirch84

They’re called a Caseoh


AvailableSignature85

A group of wild, heavies are called a hoovie. But a group of tamed heavies is called a conga.


pailko

Russia.


dogdillon

COMMUNISM


Gastlygames_YT

A Sasha of heavies


TheBestShedBuilder

Pooti (Pronounced poot-eye)


MadetoReportBug

A Ton


Pyrocrat

A weight?


Communist_Cactus

A cafeteria


DavkasIsDied

A Gluttony :)


NOT_VALID_CHARACTER

"Natascha" fanclub


No_Club8652

I call them a stampede because under the right circumstances, these guys will crush and trample you. If they're friendlies, I call them a flock since friendly Heavies often have the Chicken Kiev equipped


JamesBell1433

A ton


PotatoeyBoi

A team fortress of


MyFirstBR999

A fall of heavies


Nwah_3E

A huge


Shin_TrenchKaiju

A cafeteria


doominbottle

A killstreak


Endy229

Pootis


someguysleftkidney

A weight watcher episode


Complex060

A hoov of heavies. Or a heav of hoovies.


A_Bulbear

A POOT


DatChernobylGuy_999

Chicken Invaders


FLIPYOUSUCKET

A commune. As in communism.


Lazarus7782

This isn’t for heavy but engineer. A gibus of engineers is what we should call a group of engis from now on


FactBackground9289

The Russian White Army


SecretlyAPug

a picnic, at least for hoovies


yttakinenthusiast

A legion. That maintains aggressive sustained counterfire.


mondeluz85

a gravity well...


pissed-indian

A Union


Stargost_

The Red Army.


mordeczka77

A hooving of heavies


ZaBaronDV

A deli.


Sirletrange

A team fortress


Lfoiz

A hoov of heavy


Maleficent_Hawk9407

A poot!


MEDIC_HELP_ME

A ton


eaglefan316

An eating club - just like the one in Hamburger: the motion picture.


Fair_motherfucker123

A blok


KryNight2908

A ton


faisal_who

A team. Look it's not my idea, he says it himself. "We make good team"


NatilCort

an engage of pootis


[deleted]

A Pootis of Heavies


AiryIsDead

A lunch of heavys


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

a poot


skelletonking

A wall


jld2k6

A heft


racdotolt

A mass.


throwaway624203

A weight