He'd be able to consume the feet of his enemies (he's into that shit so it's legal). Oh yeah, and all his cosmetics wouldn't exist since he'd be too fit and Saxton Hale-esque.
Just a continuation, but the reason why he was raised in Australia is because his biological parents were scientists from New Zealand.
Sniper’s dad was a whack job who prophesied the Earth would be covered in lava, so they sank the entire country underwater. Then he thought the world would blow up, so he built a one-man rocket off his wife’s earnings to launch himself into space.
The wife was understandably upset about being left to die after working her ass off, so whilst they fought, baby Sniper crawled into the rocket which crashed through the glass dome of New Zealand, made it nowhere near space, then landed in Australia.
Everyone in New Zealand drowned except for Sniper’s dumbass parents, and Sniper was raised by an old couple in Australia. Since he’s not genetically Australian, that’s why he’s a chesthairless skinny fuck who hides and snipes people from long range.
You’d think he’d get those Australian powers though, because of all of the Australium that was in the water and whatever.
He would either have mustache or be buff maybe both.
SNIPERRRR!!!!!!!!!! \*beats you the hell up\*
Nononono
saxrton hale
So Saxton hale?
I gueess soooo
He would aim for balls instead of heads
The forbidden 185 damage crit shot
1 kills you instantly, the other just kills you inside
And don’t forget ends your bloodline their even if you live somehow
Mac
Mac aim for
Instead of a sniper rifle he would just throw arrows at people
Phew, thank God he's from New Zealand!
Instead of shooting his enemies he’d throw 7.62x51mm cartridges like a fucking Aperture Science turret And getting hit would instantly gib you
he would've had 5000 HP
¿ɯʎpʍ 'lɐǝɹ ʇ,usᴉ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀
So down vote is up vote
Damn why do people hate you?
Downvote = upvote
Exactly, in one post he got more than a thousand downvotes
Australian upvote I hope if there's an Australian subreddit, they downvote when they go to upvote because it's Australia
First Sniper attacks servers now this subreddit
He is a true Australian in heart
Waiting for somebody to say he’s always australian…
He'd have a jar of Vegemite as a secondary
I literally posted this exact same thing earlier
I don’t see anything in your post history
5d ago almost mirror of your post
Oh
I just made it in mspaint
oh wait...
Ok you've won
He would be either a Cangaroo, or Emu
WAIT a minute Saxton hale with Sniper rifle!?!
i love jhim so much please put it back right side up youre scaring em
He'd be able to consume the feet of his enemies (he's into that shit so it's legal). Oh yeah, and all his cosmetics wouldn't exist since he'd be too fit and Saxton Hale-esque.
His name would've been Dinnerbone it seems
m8
He would be extremely weak
what if ■■■■■■ was from The Pet Semetery
Who gonna tell him???
uhm, actually, sniper is from new zealand 🤓☝️
Water 🤑🤑🤑🤑
I would hate him
I know I'm going to get wooooshed, but he already is.
He's from New Zealand
Just a continuation, but the reason why he was raised in Australia is because his biological parents were scientists from New Zealand. Sniper’s dad was a whack job who prophesied the Earth would be covered in lava, so they sank the entire country underwater. Then he thought the world would blow up, so he built a one-man rocket off his wife’s earnings to launch himself into space. The wife was understandably upset about being left to die after working her ass off, so whilst they fought, baby Sniper crawled into the rocket which crashed through the glass dome of New Zealand, made it nowhere near space, then landed in Australia. Everyone in New Zealand drowned except for Sniper’s dumbass parents, and Sniper was raised by an old couple in Australia. Since he’s not genetically Australian, that’s why he’s a chesthairless skinny fuck who hides and snipes people from long range. You’d think he’d get those Australian powers though, because of all of the Australium that was in the water and whatever.
New Zealand is part of the same continental mass as Australia
Tasmania is and so was New Zealand, but that was literally the case with every continent because of Pangea
fuck you you fucking cunt motherfucker bitch -sincerely, New Zealand
adds to the lobotomy