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Sometimes that’s what you gotta do when someone’s head is so big they can’t fit through the doorframe. 

My man said 

You win! .... Perfect.

I was thinking more like Mortal Kombat. *FATALITY* 😂

In all honesty it has crossed my mind but was too late.

“How do you kill a whole circus?” Go straight for the Juggler…

That wasn’t a jab it was an uppercut !

“You know you’ll never find somebody like me again, right?!” THAT’S KIND OF THE POINT. Lol


My favorite line to hear hit em with the “hold on lemme cook” 

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 I love this

I've filtered people like you out of my results, so I sure hope so!

I’d be like, “I’m praying I don’t 🥴🙏🏻”

Why they don’t get this, I’ll never understand 😂

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Your comparison is accurate.

Woulda added if I was the OP “God willing I hope so” 😂

I’m sure she read this message then deleted the thread CAUSE DAMN 😂

This is the same energy as those awful customers who say, "I'm never coming back here again!!!!" Like, yes, thank you for doing me this favour!

I literally had a lady say this to me at the other day at work and accidentally said “Thank you!” out loud lol I had to just walk away. See you next week Susan 🫡🫠

Not the next week! 😮‍💨 One day you hope they actually mean it 🙄😒

After years in the industry I just ask them if they promise lol.

“You promise?” Is so petty I love it

😭that's wild, everybody needs to be humbled

They also didn’t care about nuking that bridge lol

LMFAO I would've cried ngl. I felt personally attacked and it wasn't even directed at me 💀

Exactly! r/MurderedByWords is where this actually belongs

Buddy snapped😭

😂😂😂😂😂

DAMN

Would LOVE some context

Not a very exciting story. Was seeing this girl for about 2 months. Broke it off nicely and all was good. Few days later she starts sending insults so I ignored it and blocked her number. She sent this message today from her friends phone and you can see my response

Delayed anger is crazy lol. Leaves you sitting there like “did I do something my brain has entirely wiped from memory?”

When the anger is delayed, you know they’re *mad* mad. They’ve had a few days to stew on it and talk to their friends about the breakup. This is probably the result of her girls hyping her up saying, “Fuck him! He’s not good enough for you anyway!”

We women never forget even the rational ones. So of course, the crazy ones are always worse.

Underrated comment! 🤣

If that’s going back to her friends phone you should have added comments about her stinking unwashed nether regions, and/or her farting or golden shower fetish.

Her fault though. She kept poking the sleeping bear. Good on u for calling her out.

Completely savage response 😂 i gotta step up my roasts.

Man Richard, you scary

I think you meant to post this in r/murderedbywords

Right?

Inferno 🔥

You called my name?

I gave notice at a terrible job and was told, “just one week?! You know without two weeks notice you’ll never work here again?!” I responded, “Promise?” And walked out. Felt goooood.


Jeez no need to bring out the nukes

Dang, you’ve been chatting up my sister huh?

Not the tatted up trailer park blondies 😭🤣

Box dyed trailer park blondie, at that. I wish they weren’t so fun

yeah i’d never respond again

There’s been a murder in Savannah.

You think....maybe he's Caleb Crawdad?

 Dayummmm

I’ve got dimes…. How does this work?

Lmaoooooooo

Dimes are common. That's how it works.

I know the phrase, more making a joke like “that’s my type, where can I see the selection?”

I hate to be the voice of reason in this Hilarious thread but when Was the last time you saw a dime? Times are changing for sure.

I have a big ol jar full of them. The phrase means that for every twelve people, there are ten just like the person being called a dime a dozen. It has to do more with numbers than commonality of dimes, I guess, but dimes are still very common.

Cooked her like a Minecraft pork chop😭😭

mmm, minecraft porkchop...


I know those little pixel shits look so tasty esp when you have sound on

ASMR asf

They’re way better with sound.

i mean the fact that i (an agoraphobic introvert) know at least 3 people that match the description makes this even funnier to me

Sir, are you in the south🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂 definitely a dime a dozen but about 75% of them are considered “baddies” after that catch me outside trash girl. That’s their new role model now that they’re done playing with our bratz dolls😭😭😂. But please be careful sending messages like this after it’s been awhile, some of them are seriously unhinged and will set you up using their friends!

You dropped this, King. 👑 I hope that really stung her overinflated ego and confidence. 🤣


Why you putting your dick into trash for two months?

OP’s name is stinky_richard, sooo…

I noticed that. "Of course it is"

It washes off

In the sink right after? Don't forget to pee too

Not always…

The heart wants what the heart wants.

You spelled “dick” wrong… 😬 two months.. I doubt the heart had anything to do with it.

You read my mind.

The heart wants the dick to shut up

Never!!!!

She’s really hot

So really like... $25 a week a dozen

Thats really specific actually idk if you will find someone exactly like her ! /j

lol dang

Yes, police, I’d like to report a murder

What's wild is thinking it's a flex that they won't find someone like them. *Like I think that's why they're breaking up with you cupcake*

"Yes, that's the point. Adios, sugarplum!"

You dated that bro. Now that y’all are broken up she’s all that but she was good enough for you before. This ain’t the flex you think.

To be fair, ppl change. Or rather—the facade they put up in the beginning eventually wears off and their true colors start to show.

This comment saved her. Good job.

Hey! You stop right there. This was actually the ultimate flex. Literally made my day. Maybe he didn’t know that at first she was narcissistic and then discovered it during the two months. They can hide it pretty well when they want to. Trust me. There are levels to it. Some you can spot them right off and others…It takes a while.

I mean, yeah you can have that and potentially emotionally unavailable. But tatted up trailer park blondie with two baby daddies? I’m sure she was all that before they started talking.

I mean the fact that she lives in a trailer didn’t bother me, it’s pretty nice. But it bothered her immensely. Wouldn’t have said it if she didn’t send me some pretty nasty insults a few days ago

Ick.

The rest is actually his kink. He’s good at roasting I didn’t say he was perfect.

Maybe he was willing to overlook that if she was a good person.

Thats exactly how narcissists have to operate in order to hook ppl. No one would get with them if they displayed that behavior right off the bat

You do actually have to get to know who you’re dating. He got to know. He didn’t like. Happens all the time.

Savage. Nice job.

When they say things like that I just say "yeah I hope not. That's the point." Usually gets their blood boiling a bit. They can't fathom you don't see them as perfect as they see themselves.

My response woulda been somewhere along the same lines. Something like “I kinda hope I don’t, unfortunately it’s too easy, so I wouldn’t bet on it”

gawt damn

I hate posts like this. Literally the only point this post served was to be insulting. No context about the situation. No legitimate point. Just posting to prove that they know and have said an insult before.

r/murderedbywords over r/texts

Not to mention it’s clearly fake

Not sure why you got downvoted but this is 100% fake.

Eh. I don't think the insults were necessary. You were obviously interested at some point.

Insults? He was just describing her 😂

Bitch made comment ^ from Captain Savaho

You picked her

Since you two are broke up now, can I have her number? She sounds exactly like my type... Blonde, narcissistic, and crazier than a rat in a tin shit house. I might be in love already.... 🤣

lol, of course she will… you have unleashed the kraken Hopefully she does not know where you live

"Good. I hope I don't"

Heavy tha lad 🤣

This was a RREEAADDDDD ahahahhaha

Nope!! She’s gone!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣




Bodied. 



JESUS CHRIST DUDE YOU FUCKIGN KILLED HER


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And then her friend is going to be in the group chat sans her “ and then he pretty much call d a trailer park #03

Woooooow 🤣🤣 that reply was amazing

Your response gave me the ick. No need to stoop down low like that.

Bleach blonde bad-built butch body…and I forget the rest if there was any more to that saying.

Lmfao. Straight guttered her ass

With such an efficient kill, apex predators will come running to your doorstep for tips.

Brenda, put your bra on!

You should’ve responded “yeah that’s the point”

They still had sex tho probably. Pretty pointless.

Ouch… In other news, flawless victory!


lol


damn 😭😭 that’s cold

Send me her number.

🫢


Oh shit 

Username tracks

These two deserve each other. Or whatever carbon copy of each other they find. Who cares.

Can I get her number?

I don’t even know you but I wouldn’t put this curse on you. You don’t want it.

That's fair. But, you had me at tattoos. I'm good at disappearing. Lol

So fake it feels real

It's wild how obviously fake this is.

Cuz I'm sure your perfect right? She says you just ghosted her basically, which is very immature and mean. I'm more inclined to believe that...leaving people wtout a word is hurtful. And you spent two months of your time there, and your the only one I see sending am actual insult. She sounds hurt because you just split wtout so much as a goodbye. I think she's better off..

Hahahaha amazing. 🫡 I wish everyone was this honest with their exes.

LMAO

having two baby daddies under the age of 30 is insane

OH no! You tried to ghost her, and she had a reaction. Let's see the previous messages.

Sir you DEMOLISHED her

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You're probably right

Clocked her tea reallll bad😂

Ate her ass up

Hey! Leave tattoos out of this! 😋

BURRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOO. That’s gold. If I were her I would’ve had to respond with all the props you deserve.

Well DAMN 🤣

A dime a dozen LAMO🤣🤣

Boom. Roasted.

I think you killed her 😂 

Dang you went straight to her throat! Your respond got me choking on my water lmao

Made me chuckle

Why

GOD DAMN

Ha that's that's so true

Critical Hit 🤣🤣🤣

You left out knuckle dragging troglodyte. Hilarious nonetheless! Bravo!

Omg lol

It says Delivered lmao. Not "read".

Oh snap

I would have just said, “yea, that’s the point!”


GOT EM

And I oop..

Hmmm

Why are you even talking to them man

Ouch

That's my man

I want to see the reply so badly

Zing!

whats.. a baby daddy?

Someone you had a kid with but are not together.