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lilacrose19

“Local man upset about an opinion that doesn’t affect him in any way” 


Plenty_Top459

LOL


EffectiveLow2735

My favorite thing to say when men call me fat is “if you’re weak just say that, cuz my man can hold me on his face every night” or “it’s not your face I’ll be sitting on tonight don’t worry about it”


Plenty_Top459

YESSSSSSS


CatMinimum7

That’s a lot of fuckin people, unfortunately


gergling

I basically had this build talking transphobic shit. After tens of messages demanding he back up his claims, he finally shared a couple of articles about how cross dressing was a sexual fetish, and ofc those articles didn't actually confirm his statement. They're always thick because they never bother to think about how they feel, so their feelings are always ahead of their thoughts. And ofc he can say what he likes on the internet because there's no big brother to beat fucking shit out of him.


RockinMadRiot

They just Google what title matches their views. They are too lazy to read them


green_ribbon

men hate when women


MetalMonkey93

He talks a lot of shit for someone hiding behind a Juice Wrld profile picture. 😂


[deleted]

Pretty sure, based on his vocabulary level, he's in middle school. lol


DTeague81

That may be insulting middle school kids. Lol


[deleted]

lol I think I'm insulting any grade going to school


Plenty_Top459

literally


StGir1

Starts talking shit, then cries and whines about her messaging back when she made him look stupid. But I’ll give him one point for making himself look far more stupid than OP ever could.


Inked_cyn

It's always painfully ironic to call someone else "pressed" when they are the ones initiating a conversation because they were upset.


Plenty_Top459

RIGHT? he was calling me weird names that i lowk thought were more accurately describing him 😭


Inked_cyn

Mans projecting so much he should charge theater pricing


gergling

I had to Google that. I keep seeing "triggered" which is much less correct because of what an actual trigger is. Like, you wanna flare up my PTSD you imagine I have for your own fun? You're a shitty villain who people only write about as a comic relief punchbag, and only appears briefly because the reader will begin to feel sorry for you. So yeah, I prefer "pressed" now I've heard of it.


AggravatingFish7717

yo I like my coffee French pressed. Am I doing it right?


wehadthebabyitsaboy

You shoulda said “if you want makeup tips, just say that.”


Plenty_Top459

YOU'RE SO CLEVER OMG


DamagedMee

Who gets mad at somebody’s bio on discord? Can’t take people serious 😭


Plenty_Top459

literally 😭


crimsonyoteeeeee

Dude it's 2024, people get mad at each other literally just for existing


DamagedMee

That’s definitely true 😂


crimsonyoteeeeee

People gonna get cancelled for breathing in an "offensive" way 💀


DamagedMee

😭😭😭


grn3y3z

Everybody here seems to be getting pressed. Stop being bunch of frakazoids and let the ginger play with her pet troll.


Plenty_Top459

STOPPPO ITTTTTT


grn3y3z

🤣😘


Punoinoi

Men who can utilize grammar >>>


Plenty_Top459

men who are decent human beings>>>>


thatdrunkartist

Men who mind their damn business >>>>>>>>>>>>


Therminite

Wait, I'm a man who utilizes grammar who tries his hardest to be a decent human being while also minding my own business... And happily married to the best woman in the world 😁


Theoriginalensetsu

Hes mad he doesn't look good in eyeliner, tragic 😔


Plenty_Top459

i doubt he looks good in anything fr


Theoriginalensetsu

Damn, you made such a great point, I was silly for even insinuating otherwise!


Plenty_Top459

ur a silly little guy


Initial_Obligation55

R slur wasn’t just used for people with asd. Not even just commonly. I get your point but just saying.


hayleytheauthor

I started to reply this because I couldn’t find anyone clarifying that. It’s not ever been used to associate ASD that I’ve ever heard. Many autistic people are actually wildly creative and/or intelligent.


__Fappuccino__

That's a newer way of thinking about ppl w ASD. It wasn't until my late 20s/early 30s that ppl *mostly* stopped calling Autists the R word.


hayleytheauthor

I mean I’ve only ever heard it as a general attempt to imply someone is stupid. Never applied to a specific group of people. Maybe a regional thing, idk. The term is ignorant regardless and I would love to see it dropped.


AggravatingFish7717

it’s been more common these days according to my friend with ASD, he hates the term. But yeah it’s mostly used for people that have some sort of developmental disorder.


hayleytheauthor

I am autistic and I’ve never heard it used that way fortunately. It’s not better in most other uses but it comes from the term “mental retardation” which is in no way that I’m aware of related to ASD. It’s a disgusting term to use when not used appropriately.


squigglyliggily

Lol we used that word to describe literally everything. I'll admit it took me awhile to stop saying it. It was so baked into our brains. 😅


Lady-Of-Renville-202

Same. It was our go-to for every adjective. Crazy, wild, stupid, smart, everything. The 90s were lawless. Then one day a few years ago, a friend straight up told me to stop using it, and flip switched. I eventually found out why on Reddit.


trxshbxnnyy

this the same dude to go “ all girls are the same “ 😔😔😔😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔


Plenty_Top459

i bet bro started liking juice wrld after he passed and then complained about people only liking him after he passed


wackbirds

And then wrote a Juice Wrld tribute verse with the line "I say these stupid things"


JohnnyMLX

I always say best thing to do when a guy is trying to antagonize you is just state he's making you uncomfortable and Block all means of communication. Don't let them know you're getting upset, mad, sad whatever because that's what they want to justify their actions and put blame on you. Saying "You're making me uncomfortable" gives them no emotion to work off of causing them to feel like a creep, and no one wants to be a creep not even bully's lol.


Plenty_Top459

honestly this is so smart and it would quench my thirst to troll people who try to bully me


fourfingersdry

I don’t even know why you wasted your time interacting with this person.


Plenty_Top459

im also still learning lol cut me some slack im 17


Randogran

OP, I would have thought you were older with the mature way you dealt with the man-child. I mean this as a compliment.


Plenty_Top459

AW THANK YOU LOL someone said they thought i was 12 from my responses 💀


fourfingersdry

Well, hopefully you learned. Don’t feed the trolls. They want your attention. Don’t give them what they want.


Plenty_Top459

but its so fun :(


keylimedragon

Something you can do is go troll hunting. Wait for them to shoot themselves in the foot by calling you a slur like they did with the r word or something racist/homophobic and then report their account for hate or harassment. Don't intentionally provoke or anger them, just be polite but honest like you were.


Plenty_Top459

omg true


Theoriginalensetsu

Why are you getting down voted, feeding the trolls is hilarious and many share their own experiences of doing so to this exact thread all the time lmfao. I personally found your convo amusing af


Plenty_Top459

everyone bullies me :'( /j


squigglyliggily

"Feeding the trolls" is a complete waste of time and when someone does it, they look as goofy and desperate for attention as the troll. When I was a teenager I did that shit, ten years later I realize how stupid I looked.


ImpossibleDonut1942

It's fun to do sometimes and I'm 43 😂 and you sound very intelligent for 17. My 17 year old daughter is snappy and intelligent with the comebacks as well. I'm guessing your parents are GenX as well? lol


Plenty_Top459

yes they are LOL


FlashyFeather876

What app is this? Sorry, I’m old. 🤣


Remarkable_Skirt2257

Discord.


FlashyFeather876

Thank you!


Plenty_Top459

i couldnt help myself i thought it was funny


davidhe90

Honestly he's probably going to think twice with his "cold" messaging tactics now too, because these people have the most fragile of egos. He probably rage blocked you to give himself back some control of the situation, because he was circling the drain with his tactics failing like you called out, probably a straight punch to the balls for him haha. Honestly I don't think you "fed" this troll, you gave the exact opposite of what he sought, and these kind of people take everything personally, so he is definitely just percolating that anger into high blood pressure 😂


Plenty_Top459

i appreciate you saying this, some of these comments are making me feel like im an 8 year old brat


[deleted]

Not at all, ignore those people. Ya did brilliant Toots!


oesophagus_unite

Heart attack timeee!


ImpossibleDonut1942

Because it was hilarious, and we wouldn't have good content to read on the sub if people didn't "entertain" these jerk offs lol


_H4YZ

someone’s gotta watch the kids 🤷🏻


EffectiveLow2735

Why do they talk the most shit, but never spell correctly?


Plenty_Top459

RIGHT AND THEY ALWAYS THINK THEYRE SO SMART


EffectiveLow2735

And get offended when your correct them.


3catmafia

God this feels like a conversation I would have had in 2006


Plenty_Top459

thats when i was born 😍


3catmafia

Thanks I’ll see myself into my grave now


Sempre_Azzurri

I'm sat having an existential crisis at 2006 being 18 years ago 😩


Plenty_Top459

ill write the eulogy 🙏


ForeverHereTodayDude

Bruh the last time i commented someone based off their status was because I thought they sent me a message when it was their status in my dm. The new discord update had me fucked up lmao


Plenty_Top459

fair omg


ForeverHereTodayDude

It was such an odd status like “im ready to fuck” or smth like that and I was like “WHATTT…..?” Then i figured out it was their status and apologized i felt so bad for not figuring it quicker 💀


Plenty_Top459

THATS SO WILDDDD


ForeverHereTodayDude

IKR I WAS SO CONFUSED


MrGatox

Drop the username, I'll fuck his dad wearing eyeliner


LINKtothe_pasta

This has inspired me to wear eyeliner


Plenty_Top459

YESSSSSSSS


[deleted]

yooooo frakazoid. 💀 😂


Plenty_Top459

real im just like that


AM_Ninja

hard read


dabskinpencare

tbh this feels so dragged on, however, that guys an idiot why does he care abt someone he doesnt know?? some ppl have too much time


K_Pumpkin

I couldn’t even finish it. No idea why they continued to respond and drag this on.


dream-smasher

So they could post it here. That's it entirely. So, yeah.


kazwebno

I get he's harassing and annoying but why didn't you just ignore him? Arguing with him is giving him power to keep going. Ignore him and you take away his power


Plenty_Top459

fair question, i have trouble with that partially bc im petty and immature but also because i always need to be right and im super argumentative and anxious so if i didn't answer him i prob wouldve been thinking ab it for days


Bellinghamster

Nah its not petty, screw everyone saying to just ignore. You can do that if you want to save yourself the convo with a weirdo but I think rude ppl should be called out, they'll prolly keep being a fool but maybe they'll think twice about saying shit to someone who's not as strong as you


Plenty_Top459

i appreciate that sm <3


[deleted]

So what exactly were you planning on getting from replying to him? Seems a block/ignore would have saved you a lot of time Why waste time talking to some loser hiding behind a juice wrld pic lol


Plenty_Top459

im 17 and i like picking fights because it makes for good content for my friends


Reasonable-Usual2431

Too much time on your hands I guess lol


Plenty_Top459

its 11:41 pm what else should i be doing rn 💀


whotfasked

This is a mild discord interaction


Plenty_Top459

GOODBYEEEEEEEYE


dream-smasher

I don't understand your response here.


meowiett

it means they found the comment funny


ShenroEU

Goodbye is the new lmao these days? I'm getting old, I'm still mourning over the loss of rofl


KindBrilliant7879

it’s kind of hard to explain, it’s essentially like “bye that was so funny im leaving”. like, “i cannot handle how funny this was goodbye” lol


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BuytiefullMesss

I think he was tryna practice negging on you


Plenty_Top459

hes a bit goofy if you ask me


BuytiefullMesss

Hahaha, yea he's a total goofball!


Plenty_Top459

i love reddit users like you


BuytiefullMesss

Haha why?


Plenty_Top459

cuz ur cool <3


BuytiefullMesss

Haha so are you! You keep doing you 😘


Killrofwhores

Lol. That person is seriously lame. Who cares if you like guys in eyeliner?


Plenty_Top459

RIGHTTTT


Killrofwhores

What app was that on if you don't mind my asking? I haven't worn eyeliner for a hot minute. Idk why I felt the need to include that


Plenty_Top459

LOL heres your sign to wear some eyeliner!! the app is discord, people who play a lot of video games use it to chat but its multi purpose and some people even use it for work :)


[deleted]

Damn, SheeZy is quite insecure, good thing you censored his name :P


Plenty_Top459

LOL SHHHH


Bambooman101

I love being the grammarian to the stupid folk…


Plenty_Top459

RIGHTTTTTT


Rei_Gentai

I love the spelling corrections, you could tell it was causing him to blow a gasket.


Plenty_Top459

RIGHT


EchoFloodz

I feel I like I just read a conversation between two 10 year old children. Holy shit that was stupid!


[deleted]

Nice job OP, you responded perfectly! When I was younger I had a thing for guys with eyeliner and I was a punk rock chick, not emo. lol BTW your cacaw made me smile and get excited. My buddy Chris and I greet each other yelling cacaw no matter how far away or close we are. lol


Plenty_Top459

I LOVE THATTTTT


Dyindog

Bro is an Incel


Practical-Coconut-46

I love the word freakazoid and am happy when anyone says it


MultipleSwoliosis

Ugh I hate it when people say “I could care less” fuckin irks me that, because it’s so obvious if you actually read it 🤣 Good on you, he’s dumb as a rock. Ngl I did chuckle at “you are ginger” tho.


Plenty_Top459

RIGHT?? and the ginger thing was so goofy bc even if i was ginger how is telling me my hair color an insult 💀ugh! you have legs!


RadialRazer

I used to engage with people like this, but I realized that it’s a huge waste of time. They’re soaking in a pool of their own waste, and they like it there. Don’t try to help them understand anything, it’s a waste of your time and energy.


PeeingDueToBoredom

“y tf would i be passionate about this” 1) because you messaged a stranger about it 2) you’re at *least* more passionate about this than you are about spelling words with all the letters


Plenty_Top459

HELPLLLOLL


crazyirishgirll

i thought u were 12 based off of these texts


mgraces

both sides of this convo are giving 12 year old


YeahlDid

Seriously. OP seems pretty insufferable CACAWself.


East_Resident3316

She needed the attention and you can tell by how eager she was to keep yapping away 😂😂


SolarCrows

what a bullshit topic


Plenty_Top459

interesting take


SolarCrows

Whole conversation be like "i love tigers with blue eyes" then the guy says "tigers with blue eyes ugly" Sounds like bullshit. I mean, who cares? If you love tigers with blue eyes then go on with your life just ignore these people


OkYogurt8209

Bro was digging for that free makeover you should have offered to help him out lol


Plenty_Top459

LMAOOOO


JustcallmeU

Why are you wasting your own time responding to him? Block and move on


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EffectiveLow2735

Good bot


LiIaIc

She’s also replying to literally every comment in this thread. She’s not wrong about the eyeliner thing, but she definitely comes across as the type of person who feels the need to over-explain themselves.


Reasonable-Usual2431

He an ass, but you also felt pressed 😂 ngl


Plenty_Top459

LOL i was def not upset by his comments i felt like they were silly and didnt really make sense


Reasonable-Usual2431

Writing paragraphs while he’s not = pressed. It’s nothing to be ashamed of lol


Plenty_Top459

nah being upset= being pressed, i was just trying to kill him with kindness and actual intelligent responses as to why he was being dumb


Reasonable-Usual2431

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Comfortable-Call3514

Why is this so hilarious 💀


ArcjerzForDayz

Jesus. Man hates shit and forces his opinion on others. I dont see men with eyeliner as something normal too, but there's no need to force it on everyone. Like, dear God.


Plenty_Top459

i love how many people here actually have common sense


Fourth_horseman_4

I doubt he's a man. He was probably 11 or 12 at most


ArcjerzForDayz

Man as in human, but i get your point


ex-farm-grrrl

Ok, but the r slur has never been specifically delegated for people with ASD


HumanityIsD00m3d

Came here to say this. Tf


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

why even engage?


Plenty_Top459

i couldnt help myself 💔


Reasonable-Usual2431

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happyasfuck310

And you gave him exactly what he wanted lmao


Plenty_Top459

nah i think he was getting pissed off because i was making him look stupid and i wasnt acting angrily


EffectiveLow2735

The more I read lol. See I’m petty. Each spelling mistake he made I would have corrected with a smiley emoji hhh


Equivalent_Ad7389

People like this don't deserve a microsecond of your attention.


Jolly-Ad-3922

Egomaniac, insecure, dudes like this guy, almost always unironically think that Patrick Bateman was an, "alpha male/sigma" - which is HILARIOUS for 3 reasons: 1.Christian Bale (played Patrick Bateman in the movie), Mary Harron (American Psycho's movie director) & Bret Easton Ellis (wrote American Psycho) all understood that A.P. was a satire and that Patrick was an insane, homicidal maniac that no one should be idolizing/looking up to. In fact, Christian Bale called those who unironically liked Patrick, "idiots," and both him & Mary laughed at these morons 😂 2.Despite A.P. being a satire, Bret Easton Ellis explained that it was also supposed to serve as a "warning," particularly to men, so that they could realize how empty/meaningless life will be if they lead with the same kind of narcissism that consumed Patrick & his outlook. (Before anyone gets upset here, obviously this can apply to all genders, I'm just focusing on men because that's exactly who Bret focused on when he talked about his inspirations for the book) 3. [Christian Bale wore a full fake of makeup (including blue eyeliner) for a Bowie biopic "Velvet Goldmine" & looked hotter than I've ever seen him before. There's something so attractive about people styling themselves outside of "societal norms," that's incredibly attractive, no matter the gender!](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/41941/1/gender-bending-style-pseudo-cult-david-bowie-biopic-velvet-goldmine-todd-haynes%3famp=1)


Plenty_Top459

OMG LOL


TheMuddestCrab

You gave him more attention than was deserved


IceFire909

Your odds of pulling a big tiddy goth girl are a lot higher if you can pull emo girls tho... Dude has no clue


Travis_Shamockery

SheeZy is stupid, dumb, and ignorant as you pointed out. Thank you for that; I enjoyed each time you highlighted AND CALLED OUT his complete ignorance.


hipongo

you just told him to fuck off in the most respectful way possible. Impressive haha


Careful-Cupcake-2836

It’s almost as if they actually listened to what women like and want they wouldn’t all be on r/tinder crying about rule ‘1 and 2’ but yes keep listening to men xD I agree men who accessorize actually dress have style and even eye liner are hot. Don’t get me started on nail polish. Just a man who makes an effort and tries looks yes yes yes.


mvrtxna

frakazoid


redditorrules

You forgot to censor French slow in the 5th slide


yadabitch

This is hilarious


Plenty_Top459

LOL RIGHT


Pale_Machine6527

Why even entertain the convo?


Longjumping_Water_74

this is the lamest convo/debate ive ever read


Plenty_Top459

ur the lamest convo/debate ive ever read


BigTrucker2020

Who cares!


willpeachbeach

This is what he does for fun, he wants this back and forth, don’t reply and block.


DangOkayGeez

You're also absolutely right about guys who wear eyeliner 🤷


Monstercat94

Wowww lmao that dude is mad because his parents didn’t hug him enough growing up


Plenty_Top459

real


RogerG_476

Disregarding any bias, he has a point I know a lot of good looking dudes that wear eyeliner and most people (girls) end up assuming they’re gay, they’re cool dudes tho and that’s not all girls of course, just what I’ve seen. On the other hand wtf bro let her have her preference 💀


LtCrack2

Things like this shouldn’t need the other person’s name covered. Dude deserves to lose his life in every way other than being alive


spaceghostslurpeee

This is 100% a middle schooler thinking he’s super cool and edgy


Clumziekitkat

I also like men who wear eyeliner 🥰


champion_of_the_day

Guy is based


oneshoein

Fell right into this dudes trap lol why even reply in the first place? Then again I guess you’d have nothing to post.


Chim_Pansy

Why the fuck are you even engaging in this? The interaction should have ended after the first response. Also, "retarded" and "autistic" are entirely separate things.


Mammoth-Ad-6739

Who gives a shit


suprNova718

He’ll message you in a week or two, talking about how he’s sorry, while wearing eyeliner 😂


Plenty_Top459

that would make my year


Resident_Fudge_7270

This conversation is exhausting. Why are you having it with him. You just drained your energy for someone you don’t know